#batcest x reader

[someone-nsfws-dc]

You are Worshipped (Part 2)

Part 1 

Summary: Bruce takes you away from a party for fun times, hoping that he can have you all to himself.

Tags: NSFW, Transman Reader, You are Tied Up, Oral Sex, Dirty Talk, Bruce undresses you, Vaginal Penetration, Cervix Mentioned, Brudick, BDSM leaning, BTAS

Bruce lifted you up as Dick wiggled underneath you, moaning as your warmth sandwiched him into the bed. His lips sucked marks into the nape of your neck, sending shivers down your spine and making instincts tell you to scrunch up your neck. You settled down on op him, wiggling to get more comfortable and pulling at your bondages to find a good position, before concluding with a kiss on his lips.

“You’re late,” you murmured. 

“Oh fuck—” said Dick, his hard cock poking at you through his pants. “Bruce, I need some help down there.” 

Bruce grunted softly, pulling out with a loud wet popping noise that made you shiver and moan, your gape exposed to the air. Dick ran his hand over your clit, murmuring softly into your neck about how perfect and wet your pussy was, plunging his fingers into your needy cunt. You could barely hear Bruce grunting and yanking Dick’s pants down to his ankles, but you felt the power behind each jerk of his movements as Dick shifted underneath you. 

Dick spread his legs and hooked his feet over yours, pinning your legs open and tangling your pants together. Bruce put the fully weight of his body on your pants, preventing you both from escaping. Not that either of you considered trying. 

You thought it would start, then, until you felt a wet finger pushing into your asshole, lubing it up and scissoring it opened. You moaned softly, enjoying the pleasant pull and rough push of Bruce’s finger, then fingers as he slowly pushed you open in prep.

“Ohhh,” started Dick, “Dad…”

A wet sucking noise filled the air, but you couldn’t feel anything happening down there, only the delighted shivers which drove Dick to dive his fingers deeper into your sopping wet pussy and to rub his palm hard against your clit. Dick groaned loud enough that you were certain it could be heard downstairs. 

“Dad!”

Bruce rose, licking his lips as his hand stroked his own cock. “You said you needed help.”

Dick’s face felt deliciously hot against your cheek. You could feel Bruce‘s other one played against your ass cheeks, pushing Dick’s half-hard spit- and cum-slicked cock into your asshole, filling you with his son’s girth. Bruce’s pulled Dick’s fingers out to slip inside of your waiting pussy, and Dick’s fingers abused your clit, spreading your lips for his father to slip deep inside. You shivered and moaned as Dick’s cock started to rub into your sensitive walls and Bruce’s hard cock slammed into your cervix, your G-spot deliciously squeezing between them both with each thrust. 

You opened your mouth to scream and cry out, but the sight of the open door sent a wave of shame and embarrassment through you.

Were there still people downstairs? What if they heard? 

What if Alfred heard? 

The thought drove you to press your lips together and moan, to quiet yourself, which only drove both of them to fuck harder and faster. They fell into sync, pushing in and out at the same time, pinching your G-spot between their hard cocks with each pump. You were vaguely aware of Bruce’s hands keeping your thighs spread, of Dick’s hand on your lower stomach to push you down on his cock and of his other hand in the middle of your chest to press you into him, working together to drive you crazy.

You suddenly felt a desperate need to cum. You pulled on your restraints, rose up and clenched your walls around them both. They pushed back, hard and deep, riding out your orgasm as you finally let loose a scream. Dick moaned your name, worshipping you and crying out as his back arched and cock spasmed. Bruce grunted, eyes screwed shut, his hands on your hips and pushing you down on him and Dick. You wanted but couldn’t kick your feet. It seemed to last forever. You cried out again, leaning forward as Bruce forced the orgasm to continue. 

“Please!” you cried out, crashing backwards into Dick. 

Dick cried out, his hand on your stomach reaching for your shoulder to keep you down on him. Bruce grunted as your walls spasmed around his twitching cock. And you relaxed, gasping, as you finally finished orgasming. Dick panted in your ear, pressing into your neck and hair. Bruce sighed, leaning over you to kiss your lips and cheek. You could feel his body shaking even though you couldn’t bring yourself to look at him. 

“Good job,” he praised, leaning into your free ear to whisper your name. His breath sent a warm shiver up your spine.

You opened your mouth to speak but all that came out was a heavy breath. Bruce took the time to gently kiss and suck your lips, gently playing with your mouth and breathing softly over your face, even as you panted and swallowed. You swore you could see stars and taste Dick’s cum on his tongue.

“Beautiful,” Bruce murmured, his fingers tightening in your hair. He shifted his focus to Dick beside you and you knew he was tightening his fingers into his hair as well, gently kissing his lips. “Handsome. My boys.”

[deaddovedecadence]

i completely avoid writing bruce because hes so difficult so thats completely understandable

uhh its not exactly a just a batcest ask but if your up for it batfam/batcest x darling

how do you think a darling would meet batfam just because its gotham the waynes are famous and theres no way a regular civilian let alone like broke college student is just making friends with them without another thought going through their head

another question would be how would darling be incorporated into the family uh well dynamic when they start forcibly staying at the manor? how do they feel at first and as they start growing accustomed to their odd family? :).

I really like the first question because I do feel like something has to happen for the darling to meet the Waynes. Maybe the darling goes to wayne-corp on a trip for collage and Tim decides to pretend to be an intern to see if any of these people are worth keeping around. When darling keeps speaking up and obviously engaging, Tim is like, that one.

Tim is also a canonical stalker so I feel like he tries to learn anything and everything on darling because he's curious. the yandere kicks in when he learns that they're a hard worker and genuinely kind in a way that is not normal for Gotham. when he learns that they aren't from Gotham he starts freaking out a little bit. He's worried about them because what if they don't know all of the Gotham protocals and they get hurt.

Damian who works with Tim meets darling one day and appreciates that they aren't being stupid, that they can take his sharpness and meanness and work with it, turning it into something that is honest and genuine but a little more kind. Damian really likes having someone who isn't a sibling that doesn't fear him just because of his rep.

Jason is dropping by the building one day for a meeting with Damian and meets darling because they're in the middle of arguing with him. Jason just watches his tetchy, grumpy brother argue with this cute ass civilian. He asks Damian what the fuck is going on after their meeting because Damian doesn't just argue with anyone. They have to actually interest him. Jason does not get an answer.

Dick is dropping by to bitch about Bruce one day to Damian and take him out to lunch when he spooks darling so bad that they throw their papers everywhere. Dick thinks that it's kind of funny because Damian is so gentle with darling and helpful in a way he isn't with anyone else. Dick also tries to pry an answer out of Damian and later Tim but he doesn't get one.

Duke knows something is up right away because Damian is drawing someone new and not talking to anyone about it. Decides to take drastic measures and drugs their brother with truth serum (totally not because they're jealous noooo) only to Damian to freak out because he doesn't know how to handle feeling anything for a civilian. They end up having a heart to heart about it and Duke being the manipulative shit head they are, gets to work.

Cassandra also knows something is up right away because she knows her siblings. She can read their body language and knows that someone is keeping a secret from her. Does the research herself and sees that Damian keeps interacting with darling so she just goes to darling directly and asks them what their relationship with her brother is. They of course freak out and try to reassure her that they aren't interested in him, of course not.

Darling doesn't really know what to do at first because they know that something is up with the way that the Waynes are very affectionate but something is really weirding them out. Of course the bats are constantly telling them that nothing is going on, that they aren't related anyways so why do you care so much (they absolutely see each other as siblings, its hotter that way) and darling gets so used to the casual affection and oddness that it's so much harder to fret when they catch Damian and Dick kissing.

They do fret mind you but Dick is so good with his words, so soothing when he wants to be that they can't be mad at either of them.

Eventually reader catches Jason and Tim having sex and of course, freaks the fuck out but Tim texts Damian who appears to lead them away and give them a cup of tea. It's very helpful but darling of course does not want to talk about it and Damian eventually gets so iratated with this that he threatens to use league tactics.

This just scares poor darling more and Duke sweeps in, and Damian watches in sheer awe as Duke pulls the information out of darling and reassures that they aren't weird or wrong or anything of this nasty stuff that's going on inside their head.

A few days later darling is sat down for a meeting where the Waynes confess to all be together and would darling like to join them? They know that darling had all sorts of feelings about seeing Jason and Tim together.

Darling is sort of pulled into the relationship without ever being asked but the bats let them make the final decsion even if they already knew the answer.

[punkeropercyjackson]

How anyone can stan fanon Jason Todd and even perfer him to canon Jason is beyond me.'He's such unpapable bad victim representation'That is a white man with noncon and incest kinks who exploits everybody around him and then gaslights them into thinking they're the toxic ones for not coddling him and that he's only like that because he's trans and a neurodivergent minor-coded theyfab,he's about as unpalpable and baddie as white cis weebs who call their boyfriends onii-chan and post anorexia recipes and do threads on twitter on how minors are fascists but the state is necessary and makes fun of solarpunk for being a delusional fantasy made up by negr-i mean hippies.Canon Jason is a hood nigga who's also dominican and talks in spanish on the regular and is a virgin with no dating experiencine until his 20s since he's demisexual and traumatized asf and a certified mama's boy,certfied pedophile killer who only fw'd the Batfam again when Bruce brought in another brother by which i mean the aave way to say black male and reads Shakespeare,listens to nu-metal and rap,games but not like a gatekeeping poser and drinks neapolitan milkshakes as a childhood safe food.If the first two are in any way attractive to you,you must be as sheltered as a caveman

[house-on-sand]

people who read / reblog female!reader x jason stuff have found my sideblog and alsgsj yall that is not the place for you </3

its a gay jason todd interp run by a gay guy. please im so nervous /hj

[sasheneskywalker]

tumblr batfandom diagram

in honor of my second anniversary of joining the tumblr bat fandom i present to you this chart describing my observations (this is slash j, i tried to make it humorous and as even as possible)

[reads comics/doesn't ship batcest:

often looks down on fanon only fans

hates wfa

while trying to correct fanon misconceptions often overcompensates and creates an equally fanon take just in the opposite direction

incessantly complains about people mischaracterizing their faves and the general state of the fandom

has dozens of comic panels saved so they can whip them out when arguing about canon with somebody

has one blorbo they adore and one they viciously hate; every meta post will be skewed in favor of their fave but they will never admit that

posts great reading lists 👍

doesn't read comics/doesn't ship batcest:

thinks bats are a nuclear family

“bad dad bruce is ooc actually 🥺”

says “dc stands for disregard canon” but doesn’t know enough about canon to even begin disregarding it

loves wfa

the most godawful headcanons known to mankind

the most popular fics on ao3 are written by them

has one batboy that they woobify to the extreme

onyx? harold? jean-paul? who are you talking about?

overlooks female and non-white bat characters most of the time

includes non-bat characters (wally, roy, kon, jon, slade) only so they can ship them with their favorite batboy

a beginning stage for a lot of people entering the fandom

reads comics/ships batcest:

a rare category

every serious analysis of a complicated canon relationship will be filtered through shipping goggles; sees subtext and coding where there’s none

blocked by half of the fandom for shipping batcest, blocked by the other half for complaining about fanon too much

has to be very careful not to say anything weird when talking about dc comics with strangers (especially irl)

often thinks they are better because they aren’t antis AND they read comics

dislikes wfa on principle but appreciates it for the ship fodder

will know a lot more about one half of the ship and mostly focus on them, often to the detriment of the other character being shipped

writes some of the best fanfics in the whole fandom ❤️

doesn't read comics/ships batcest:

migratory slash fandom

ships mostly male bat characters, might rarely post a ship with a female character for diversity’s sake

the most godawful headcanons known to mankind but at least they are horny

flanderizes complex canon relationships so they can fit the generic ship dynamics (grumpy x sunshine, buff jock x twink nerd)

a lot of them are lurkers

the ones that aren’t lurkers post heaps of batcest fanfics and fanart (thank you 🙏)

casual wfa reader]

[aingeal98]

It's been years how has the batfam fandom not realised you don't need to tag every batfam member in your fic and it's really annoying and bad etiquette to do so when you know they're not actually a main character. Is someone looking in the Cass tag going to get a satisfying amount of Cass in your batcest au, in your Jason/crossover dude au, in your Bruce Wayne X reader au. Is she going to appear in all of these and be an actual relevant character because I have clicked into these fics before and searched her name and most of the time, she could be replaced by a lamp that gives hugs and comfort and says hi I'm Cass welcome to the family. I do not understand the thought process I do not understand the need to fill this woman's tag with stories centred around men where she is basically window dressing. It happens in all fandoms sure but this is my current fandom and it sucks!

[l0singsdogs]

I know this is a complicated topic (?) but I would love to see if someone could recommend me any fanfics that are Jason Todd x original female character. Some of them are quite good and I would love to see a bit more of that theme, especially because I'm interested. The only thing I ask is that it has batfam and is from ao3. No batcest and those topics. They can be complete or unfinished. I try to search but there are too many tags on ao3 when it comes to original characters and there are the 'reader' ones I think that's a different topic.

thank you.

[rainbow-universe]

dragging 'round a body (dead weight)

Attempted bottom surgery turns into secret relationship reveal? Click below for more!! Criminal Minds x DC Crossover Week Day 6 - Saturday, February 8th & Day 5- Friday, February 7th Day 5: Soulmate AU || Secret Relationship*** || Identity Porn/Reveal || “It’s actually safer to kiss.” Day 6: Lazarus Pits || BAU vs. the League of Assassins || Unexpected Allies || “Give a man a mask and he will show his true face." ***This can be romantic, platonic, or familial! The world is your oyster, be free! part of @criminalmindsxdc 's CM x DC crossover week!!

so this was inspired by one of Taxi's AITAH fics about the Lazarus Pit giving trans!Jason a dick and trans!Tim wanting one too, and an orphan_account's fic about Tim and Jason faking a relationship as their alibi for killing the joker (they did kill the joker but that's not the point) (both linked on the ao3 fic)

i had so much fun writing this one and it was also very cathartic at times. definitely self projected a bit at tim and reader in the middle there

Possible TWs: body/gender dysphoria, Pit rage?, explicit language, death, resurrection, batcest, etc

I know this isn’t for everyone so don’t like, don’t read, take care of yourselves

title from KMS by Sub Urban

cross-posted on ao3

wc: 3k+

flash warning for the gif below the cut

“What did you do over the weekend?” you heard JJ ask Spencer and Derek as you walked into the bullpen Monday morning.

“I read up on Allium haematochiton, also known as the redskin onion, native to certain places of California, and went to a Mitochondrial Psychobiology seminar on human energy and healing. It was really quite fascinating,” Spencer said, spinning in his chair.

“Of course you did, boy genius,” Derek teased playfully.

You reached your desk and put your bag down, still listening to your coworkers’ conversation.

“Oh, and what did you do, Morgan?” Spencer tossed back.

“I worked on one of my places, I’m almost done, just a few more things to finish up.”

“Good for you,” JJ smiled.

“JJ?”

“Henry had a playdate Friday night, so Will and I had some quiet time.”

“OoOoh!” Derek wiggled his eyebrows.

JJ laughed at his teasing. “And yesterday we went to the zoo.”

Emily walked up to their group. “Sounds fun.”

“And what did you do, Prentiss?” Derek asked.

Emily stuck her tongue out at him. “Chilled with Sergio and got caught up on the Real Housewives.”

“Ooh! What franchise?” JJ asked.

“Beverly Hills. Their drama is so insanely cathartic to me,” Emily laughed.

Derek called your name, and you looked up. “What’d you get up to, hot shot?”

“Umm…” You stared into space and thought about how to describe your weekend.

-----

It started with a text on Friday night, one of the days you were lucky enough to get off at a reasonable hour. You had been excited to have the weekend off too, ready to relax and catch up on things you neglected during the week thanks to your crazy work hours.

You’d just gotten into your apartment building when your phone buzzed. You pulled it out. It was Jason.

got an egg + mountain dew problem. come help me wrangle him.

Oh dear.

You turned around and headed right back out to the nearest Zeta tube.

Were you supposed to use them? Not really, but the Batkids had given you access so you took that as permission. Besides, this constituted an emergency.

You followed the coordinates Jason sent and stepped out into a Gotham alley.

“Thank fuck you’re here. C’mon, he’s gone rabid.”

Jason pulled you with him to his bike and tossed you an extra helmet.

You put it on and got behind him without question, but as soon as he pulled away from the curb you opened your mouth. “So, what’s the situation exactly? You were a little vague in your text.”

“Timmers found out that my dip in the radioactive Mountain Dew gave me a dick and decided he wanted to do the same thing, ignoring the fact that it gave me rage issues and other shit to deal with.” You could hear Jason’s scowl. You knew he was just worried from Tim.

“So we are going …?”

“To stop him, obviously. Brat’s already on his way so we’re going to steal the Bat-plane and stop him.”

“Ok.” Just a normal Friday night for you then.

Tim … was a slippery guy. He was smart and determined, which made him annoyingly difficult to catch up with, but you knew where he was headed, which helped. (There were only so many Lazarus Pits so you had a select number of locations Tim could choose from, narrowing your chase down.)

You caught him just before he could enter the caves, fully launching yourselves at him and grabbing onto him like a koala.

Tim, of course, could be as slippery as an eel sometimes. This was one of those times.

“Don’t you fucking dare, baby bird!” Jason yelled as he and you tried to wrangle him away from the mouth of the cave.

“Don’t try and stop me!” he yelled back, swinging his bō at you. Jason jumped over it and you rolled out of the way.

“Too late, we’re already trying to stop you,” you sassed and whipped out a sword to block Tim’s attacks. (Thank fuck, Zatanna had given you a sword charm upon request. You could carry it around, no one the wiser, and in necessary times like these, you could whip it out and have a weapon.)

“Did you learn nothing from my fuck ups? This is not the answer!”

“It’s free surgery!” Tim argued.

“With a bunch of side effects! You’re supposed to be the smart one!”

“Fuck you! I can be a dumbass if I want!”

“Tim, please,” you begged, blocking another hit with your sword.

“No!” he snarled and kicked up dust into your face and launched his staff at Jason.

You yelped and wiped the dirt out of your eyes. “Tim!” He was running through the caves.

“Fuck!” Jason swore and set off after him, you hot on his heels.

“Remember what happened with Jason!” you shouted, a last attempt to hold Tim off.

You caught up to him next to the pit. He was kneeling at the edge, staring into its depths. You went and knelt next to him. Jason stayed back. Hesitant.

“Tim,” you said softly. He didn’t move.

“I just want a body I like. I want to feel comfortable in my own skin,” he confessed, almost silently.

“Tim,” you started again, practically begging him to hear you. “I love you. I’m sorry your body doesn’t fit you right now, but you know that this isn’t the answer. Tim … darling … rationality and realities can be bummers. I wish we could mold our own bodies out of clay, give ourselves the bodies we’re comfortable in without having to jump through hoops and doctors’ appointments and evaluations and years of waiting. I wish we were given the bodies we wanted right away, without having to ask. I wish it was as easy as a suspicious looking bath, but it’s not. Jason didn’t choose to go in there, and he didn’t know what would happen. No one did.

“But there’s small joys in being able to craft your own body. It’s like pruning a tree, it takes time to form it into the big shape we want, but at any point we can decorate it with lights and ornaments and bows, until the time when it’s fully grown the way we pruned it. And even then, we can still decorate it.” You sighed. “I’m not sure exactly where I’m going with this, just that your struggles are valid. Being uncomfortable in your own skin is valid and wanting to change your body so it fits right is valid. But this isn’t the way, Tim, the ‘surgery’ might work but I think somewhere in there there’s a regret rate of 50%, as opposed to other ways. I want you to be happy. I want you to be comfortable, but I want you to be safe. This isn’t safe, Tim,” you whispered.

Tim took in a shaky breath and when you leaned down to see past his curtain of hair, you realized there were tears streaming down his face.

“Oh, Tim,” you breathed.

“I just want to not want to peel my own skin off,” he whimpered.

“Me too.”

You tapped the back of his hand to check his boundaries, and when he didn’t stop you, you wrapped your arms around him and pulled him into you.

You sat there together for a few moments, just breathing. Tim sat up slowly and disentangled himself from you.

You waited to see if he wanted to talk.

“Loving the emotional bonding that’s happening here but we’ve got company and not the fun kind. Unless you like being attacked. Like me. This is my kind of company,” Jason said.

“Alright, Tim-” you held out a hand “-let’s go, live to kick ass, say fuck you to society and gender norms another day.”

“I hate when you speak my language,” Tim said without heat, letting you help him up and grabbing his bō from Jason. “Let’s annoy Rā’s a little before we leave.”

“I’m sure we’ve already annoyed him by being here but sure, let’s make it worse.”

“Hell yeah, baby bird!” Jason shouted, shooting at the incoming assassins. You genuinely didn’t know what kind of bullets he was using.

“Bruce is going to have a fit when he finds out about this,” you said, pulling out your sword to fend off the attackers.

“If he finds out!” Tim called, swinging at more assassins.

If?? Oh dear lord, this was going to end badly, you just knew it. Wouldn’t stop you from continuing on the path, you were just prepared to say ‘I told you so’ to yourself later on.

Your phone rang. You glanced at it. Jason. You picked up.

“Yah?”

There was a cough on the other end, and not Jason’s cough.

“Hello?”

“Were you with Jason and Tim yesterday?”

“Bruce?”

“Yes.”

Ah. That was fast. You could tell yourself I told you so now.

Jason must be somewhere in the background, since it was his phone. You wondered if anyone else was there, was Tim? “Umm, what? Why?”

“A League base was attacked yesterday night. The Bat-plane has several hours of footage missing from its logs and Jason and Tim don’t have alibis for the suspected time period. Their alibi is that they were with you.”

“Ok, and? Yes, they were both with me.” You knew exactly what you did but no way in hell were you admitting that to Bruce. So, you needed to tell him a truth that absolutely distracted him from this interrogation.

“You were with Jason and Tim, yesterday night,” he said it like it was hard to believe. Maybe it was.

“Yes.” You had the perfect idea. You just hoped Tim and Jason wouldn’t want to kill you after this. It just needed the right introduction-

“Hn. And where were you?”

“Getting well acquainted with my bed,” you deadpanned. Oops?

The other side of the phone was silent for longer than Bruce’s normal pauses. Please let Jason and Tim go with it, dear lord.

“So no, we were not near any League base, Bruce, can confirm that Tim and Jason were in bed with me. At my apartment.”

There was a horrified snort-whine that you were pretty sure came out of Dick’s mouth in surprise.

Steph choked on a laugh. (At least you were pretty sure it was her.)

So if they were there, likely Jason and Tim were too.

“Are we done here?” you asked.

“The missing flight logs?”

You had to give props to Bruce for being unfailingly dedicated to his mission.

You pinched your brow. “Evidently, we didn’t want anyone to find out before we were ready to tell them. Yes, I took a Zeta tube to Gotham yesterday, yes, we stole the Bat-plane for a bit. We took it to my place.”

“The flight to DC is shorter than the deleted time. You wouldn’t have needed to delete that much time if you were just hiding your flight from Gotham to DC.”

You sighed. “No. But we … took our time. Hence the deleted footage.”

Silence. You wondered what Bruce was thinking. What everyone else was thinking.

You got your answer soon enough (at least, sort of).

“Don’t look at me like that, old man! My personal life is none of your business!” snapped Jason.

“Tim…”

“Why the fuck are you looking at him like that? Fuck you! I am a fantastic partner!”

“Polyamory does exist,” you added blandly. “I happen to be a practiser.”

“I am capable of making my own decisions, B,” Tim stated resolutely.

You wondered what kind of face Bruce was making when Tim added, “And if that includes dating two people then that’s my choice to make.”

“Fuck you, old man, give me my phone back, we’ve entertained you enough for the day.” You could hear Jason’s snappish voice get louder as he presumably stole his phone back.

“C’mon babe, let’s go.” You imagined Jason slinging an arm over Tim’s shoulders and politely forcing him out of the cave, not that Tim would necessarily fight him off, not to sell the lie.

“Have a nice day!” you called.

“See you later, sweetheart,” Jason said.

“Bye, love, talk later,” Tim said, and the line cut.

Well. You could certainly get used to them calling you pet names like that.

Tim and Jason showed up at your apartment a few hours later, presumably after they’d escaped all the prodding questions and interrogations from their family. You let them in.

“Faking a relationship to distract B? Bold move,” Tim said, taking his shoes off and walking further into your apartment.

“One that I respect, but also what the fuck,” Jason added, following him in.

You shrugged. “I needed something very distracting but believable.”

“Acquainted with the bed? Really?” Jason asked, spinning to look at you.

“What? It’s true! In a very unsexy way!” you defended. “We were cuddling in my bed for a fair amount of time. I’d say that’s getting very acquainted with it, not my fault most people would infer sexy times.”

Tim snorted. “I thought Bruce might have a heart attack for a bit when you said that.”

“Distracting. Like I was going for.”

“Fucking B and his judgemental looks,” Jason scoffed.

You snorted.

“We are going to have to actually fake a relationship for a bit. To make sure everyone believes it,” Tim said.

“I don’t mind,” you said. “I like you both. Sorry for springing it on you like that though.”

“’s fine, was a good idea,” Jason shrugged.

“It was. But now we have to sell it,” Tim said.

“After the shock of finding out is B really gonna believe it though?”

“You don’t think we can pull it off?”

Jason scowled and ran a hand through his hair, starting to pace. “We’re not that close-”

“Ouch.”

“No what I meant, bird brain, and you know it. Fuck, I tried to kill you. We don’t get along, we don’t hang out, no one’s gonna-”

“Not true.”

“Huh?”

“No, Tim’s right, we have been hanging out,” you said. “One, you and him are on much better terms. Two, I’m your friend so I’ve been hanging out at the Manor, so Tim and I have been hanging out more and we’ve become friends. So three, the three of us have been hanging out together. Four, well, Tim’s fallen asleep on me multiple times now and the three of us have ended up hanging out in silence or whatever. They could see that as … I dunno, bonding, feelings, et cetera. Anyways, all in all, we have been seen growing closer so it’s not too much of a leap (for the allos) to expect that they’d think we’ve … grown feelings for each other and started dating or whatever. And it’s not unsurprising that we kept our relationship a secret at the beginning either.”

“Besides, I don’t hate you,” Tim said. “I even had a crush on you when you were Robin.”

Jason was silent, emotions flitting across his face a mile a minute. “What?” Jason managed, looking as if Tim had dropped a bombshell on him. Maybe he had.

Tim blinked, not expecting that reaction from Jason. He shrugged. “Yah, I thought you knew.”

“How would I- Why would I- NO!” Jason exclaimed. “I did not know!”

Tim blinked again. “Oh.”

“I-” Jason cut himself off.

“Do you still?”

“What?”

“What?”

“Do you still,” you repeated. “Have a crush on him. I mean, his thighs in his Red Hood pants? His forearms? His whole Red Hood look? His whole Jason look? Damn. My aesthetic radars (ace-thetic, haha) are screaming. That is to say, Jason, that I like your face. And I think you’re beautiful. Also, you’re very important to me and I love you.”

“Oh.” Jason almost seemed flustered by your rant.

“So? Tim?” You turned your attention to him.

He didn’t answer but he was also staring intently at your floorboards. You noticed his hands tapping out code on his thighs and the tips of his ears darkening.

“Do you?” Jason asked this time.

“Do you? Tim retorted, looking up to stare Jason down.

Jason blinked, taken aback, and you see the tips of his ears start to blush.

“You do!” Tim crowed.

“No,” was Jason’s kneejerk reaction.

“No?” Tim had a gleam in his eye as he stalked closer.

You watched them amusedly.

Jason held his ground, glaring down at Tim in front of him.

Tim went up onto his tiptoes to breathe into Jason’s ear. “You sure?” His hands trailed over Jason’s chest.

Jason’s hands twitched.

You smiled, barely holding back a soft laugh, enjoying the show.

Quick as a flash, Jason reached down and scooped Tim up and threw him over his shoulder.

Tim squawked indignantly, immediately squirming and flailing and yelling.

Jason carried him to your room. “We’re going to get reacquainted with your bed,” he deadpanned.

You laughed, following behind, watching them affectionately.

Jason tossed Tim on top the bed and jumped on top of him but this time Tim rolled out of the way fast enough. They grappled for a few seconds, you stayed where you were, laughing at them all the while.

“C’mon, stop fighting and let me on,” you giggled.

They let up and soon enough you were all cuddled up in your bed again. Jason and you curled around Tim. (Making sure he wouldn’t get away this time.)

“I don’t hate you. I meant that,” Tim said softly.

“I know, baby bird.”

It was quiet another moment.

“I … don’t either.”

“I know.”

“I like you,” Jason whispered into the air. You couldn’t help but think he had his eyes closed, to hide himself from rejection.

Tim didn’t say anything for a moment and Jason immediately backtracked, “You don’t have to- I mean-”

“I like you too. Like, like like.”

Jason snorted. “Nerd.”

“Says the nerd who’s obsessed with Jane Austen,” Tim retaliated.

“You’re both Nerdy Birdies, ok? Now quiet and let me cuddle you in peace,” you mumbled into Tim’s hair.

“We’re all nerds,” Tim declared.

“Ok, Nerdy Birdy.”

“Oh fuck you!”

“You’d like that, wouldn’t you?” Jason shot back, jokingly.

“Love asexual sex jokes,” you mumbled.

Tim and Jason chuckled too. You smiled to yourself as you felt their chest rumble. This was very comfortable, you thought to yourself.

There was another silence. Peaceful though.

“Does this mean we’re dating for real now?” Tim asked.

“I guess,” Jason said.

“Ok,” you agreed, sleepily.

“Ok, cool.”

Jason snorted. “Who’d’a guessed that we’d turn from fake relationship to real relationship so fast?”

“Not fanfic authors, that’s for sure,” you joked. You all snickered at that.

"We'll get you a dick, don't worry," Jason said in his sleep heavy voice.

"Promise?" Tim murmured.

“Promise, now go to sleep, baby bird.”

“G’night, Jay, night, love.”

“G’night.”

-----

Your coworkers looked at you expectantly.

“C’mon, hot shot, what did you do all weekend?” Derek asked again.

You shrugged. “Nothing much.”

“Aww, come on, give us more than that,” Emily laughed.

“Give us details,” JJ urged.

“Nothing much to tell, just stayed at my apartment, chilled, hung out.”

“With who?” Derek immediately caught your slip.

“Were you with someone?” Emily teased.

“Uhh.”

“Come on, tell us,” JJ encouraged.

You covered your face in your hands and blew out a deep breath of air. “I may, or may not,” you started slowly, “have been with my … boyfriends.” You couldn’t help but smile when you said that. Boyfriends.

“Boyfriends?” Spencer echoed.

“Yes.”

“Cutie pie! Did you have fun?” Emily asked.

You huffed a laugh. “Yes, yes we did.”

“That’s nice, you sound happy,” JJ said, silently supporting you.

“I am.”

“You’ll have to introduce us sometime,” Derek added.

You laughed. “Maybe,” you agreed.

~~~

thanks for reading!! feel free to rb and leave nice comments <3

[chxrrydrxp]

ok hear me out jason x dick x reader? or is that not allowed

OMG.

ITS ALLOWED 🤭🤭🤭

[but wait..fuck. is that considered batcest?? I gotta think about this one.]

okay lemme be real. I've never written a threesome but god do I daydream. I wanna be sandwiched between them you don't understand :(

I've never voiced these desires omg it feels so wrong. I love Tumblr.

I hope that's what you were talking about and I'm not just a pervert that'd be so embarrassing lmao

I lowkey thought I was disgusting for this like..thank you so much for opening this door

imma get right to this as soon as I finish all my drafts 🥹

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

dragging 'round a body (dead weight)

by Silvers_Universe53 Attempted bottom surgery turns into secret relationship reveal? Click here form more!! Criminal Minds x DC Crossover Week Day 6 - Saturday, February 8th & Day 5- Friday, February 7th Day 5: Soulmate AU || Secret Relationship*** || Identity Porn/Reveal || “It’s actually safer to kiss.” Day 6: Lazarus Pits || BAU vs. the League of Assassins || Unexpected Allies || “Give a man a mask and he will show his true face." ***This can be romantic, platonic, or familial! The world is your oyster, be free! Words: 3281, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 4 of Silver's CMxDC week 2025, Part 4 of Silver's Batfam!BAU!Reader 'verse Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Batman - All Media Types, DCU Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen, Multi Characters: Reader, The BAU Team (Criminal Minds), Batfamily Members (DCU), Tim Drake (DCU), Jason Todd, Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds), Jennifer "JJ" Jareau, Emily Prentiss, Spencer Reid, Bruce Wayne Relationships: The BAU Team (Criminal Minds) & Reader, Batfamily Members (DCU) & Reader, Tim Drake/Jason Todd/Reader, Jason Todd/Reader, Tim Drake (DCU)/Reader, Tim Drake/Jason Todd Additional Tags: Jason Todd Swears, Tim Drake Swears, Tim Drake Needs a Hug (DCU), Trans Male Character, Trans Male Tim Drake, Trans Male Jason Todd, Gender Dysphoria, Lazarus Pit (DCU), Post-Lazarus Pit Jason Todd, gender neutral reader, Batfam!Reader, Reader is a Member of the BAU (Criminal Minds), Batcest | Batfamily Incest (DCU), Fake/Pretend Relationship, Secret Relationship, Relationship Reveal, Mentioned Dick Grayson, Mentioned Stephanie Brown, projecting gender funky onto the batboys and reader, Asexual Jason Todd, Asexual Reader, Asexual Relationship, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Genderqueer Reader, trans reader - Freeform, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Implied Sexual Content, doesn't actually happen tho! it's only implied but never happened, and doesn't bc they're ace, Sex Jokes, in a very asexual way, Polyamory, Dialogue Heavy, no y/n, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Gender-Neutral Pronouns via https://ift.tt/0W7OUpy

[enbysiriusblack]

11

number of fandom-related words you've filtered

'x reader', 'jegulus', 'anti jegulus', 'snape stan', 'pro snape', 'pandora rosier', 'slytherin skittles', 'anti james potter', 'anti lily potter', 'anti lily evans', 'anti sirius black', 'atyd', 'blackcest'

non marauder ones: 'batcest', 'joker', 'anti catradora', 'hal jordan' (that ones kinda a joke block), 'clouis', 'loudia' (last two are both louis x claudia's used ship names i've seen and... yeah)

i also still click on practically all posts with these anyway but yeah 😭😭

ask game

[wingedblessing]

CAUSE EVERYTHING GOOD HAPPENS , AFTER MIDNIGHT ! about. nickolas ⋆ minor , he/they , istj, virgo, infrequent uploading schedule, jason todds pr manager guidelines. this acc is mainly based on jason todd x reader (mostly gn ones), pls give me any type of suggestions or constructive criticism in my works, english isn't my first language so any tips on improving my writing really helps me! (^^) reqs. usually open unless i say so! do's. fluff, angst, aus, drabbles, platonic, male reader, gn reader, jason todd only ! don'ts. smut, suggestive, dead dove, fem reader, batcest

[©]:; don't copy, alter, or repost any of my works on all platforms, including tumblr too .

[punkeropercyjackson]

84 years of 7 Robins♡

[lesbianbarbaragordon]

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kore | they/them | 21 | sideblog | batcest dni

I'm comparatively a new fan to these characters and stories. I'm reading as many comics as I can when I can, so even while I go through the 80 years worth of material, I love discussing dc, which means some opinions may be inaccurate or change through time

occasionally writing for dc

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masterlist under the cut

tim drake

well, if you wanted honesty (that's all you had to say)

tim drake x reader, standalone one shot, pt 1 of unraveling the world

still thinking about last night

tim drake x reader, pt 2 of unraveling the world

now that the truth is just a rule (that you can bend)

wip, pt 3 of unravelling the world

i'm not okay (i promise)

wip, pt 4 of unraveling the world

jason todd

whereas ophelia died

jason todd x oc, multichapter fic, only up to ch 1

untitled jason todd fic

wip, highschool setting

bruce wayne

untitled bruce wayne one shot compilation

bruce x oc, wip, young bruce wayne, childhood friends

damian wayne

untitled story

damian x oc, wip, child marriage, arab oc

[starcatchingsnake]

Right-

With Ao3 still down I have no blorbo reading material and my lack of content for my hyperfixation is making me feel like my brain is melting. So:

Does anyone have any tumblr fics that primarily center around the batfamily?

Preferably Tim and Jason being bros centric?

No batcest, icky gross.

Def not anything X reader, just some good o' fashion found family fluff or hurt comfort.

Thanks to anyone that could throw a few recs my way

[cybergoth1]

Wait legit freaky batcest or just platonic batboys X reader?

Was there supposed to be a ship for the reader to begin with or was it just about personal growth and her experience being isekaied?

I love reading your work regardless so idc

I MEAN.... GREAT QUESTION 🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️ i would love to hear your opinion about it first 🥹