#batbites

[batbitesthebat]

Heres some art that depicts a concept I've had for quite a while for an Octonauts Kwazii story.

The trees smudged on the other page!!! Grrr!

[snowball-maltese]

“Alone Together”

Here is a piece I did sort of as and add on to @batbites769 amazing art from this post: https://www.tumblr.com/batbites769/719181484081201152/finally-i-use-ibispaint-for-a-drawing-been

Go and follow him bc his art is amazing!

I don’t ship Shellington and Kwazii but i love these art pieces put together! It really tells a story!

Oh my gosh! It would be so cool if a different artist added Barnacles on the other side of Kwazii and another artist added Peso, and another person added Dashi and so on. By the end of it we would have a multi artist banner of all the octonauts together! Just thinking out loud. Lol

[fantasypackerreviews]

Beau's Sheath - BatBites

Did you know @batbitestoys has a tumblr now? 👀

Size: Large

Firmness: Super soft

Beau - Harness - Review rules - FAQ

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Shares appreciated! Review under the cut

For reference: here’s an image of three pants types without a packer worn (and also, a reminder to always tuck your shirt when packing with dress pants!)

(Thick -> Joggers -> Dress pants)

Visual

Beau worn, stood neutral

Beau worn, sat cross legged

Beau worn, seated

Beau worn, leg up on stool (had to up the contrast for the first set of pants due to poor lighting)

Beau worn, crouching

Beau poses no problems packing in all three kinds of pants! I had actually worried about dress pants, but the shaping of even high-strain leg positions doesn't make him look out of place or ""obvious"" - it's just a little hint of "theres probably a cock in there them pants".

I packed with Beau placed here on my body for this review, which both looks and feels like a very natural place for a sheath this style to sit.

As usual, size comparison:

The only concern I had going in was dress pants, but as we've seen, no worries to be had there!

Wearability

Biting my hands to resist just saying flawless and leaving it at that, because I had absolutely zero problems packing with Beau. No adjustments, no discomfort, no thigh rub, zero, zilch. Popped him in my pouch harness, sat him where he'd be for the day, and that's exactly where he stayed.

I actually forgot to take him off while changing into pajamas, damn near went to bed with him on! He'd just entirely become part of my body throughout the day.

Drawbacks

Due to the shape, I can't see a slingshot harness being workable with him, but the pouch harness works just fine!

Otherwise all I can think of is it may be down to personal preference, if you'd prefer a packer with a shaft, Beau probably isn't your guy, though I personally really didn't miss having a shaft during wear.

Random sidenote

Did you know you can stick your finger in the sheath?

It isn't very deep so handle with care! It's a very cool little feature though :D

Summary

One of the smoothest and easiest packing experiences of my life - I’d recommend Beau's sheath to folks with any level of packing experience.

If he sounds like your guy, check out what's currently in stock!

For good measure, here's Bat Bites' size comparison image!

[thelivingdaylightsuk]

STYLECASTER Halloween Recipes Mini Chocolate Bat Bites

Calling all chocolate lovers. These Mini Chocolate Bat Bites will take your Halloween festivities to the next level. Get ready to swoon over these confident and delightful treats.

[batbitesthebat]

AWWWW IM LIKE A LITTLE BABY ANIMAL IM ALL BEEBED UP AAAA LOOK HOW CONTENT WITH MY LIFE I AMMMM 💖💖💖💖AAAEEEEEE THIS IS SOOOO CUTE THANK YOU THANK YOUU😭🙏:DDD

This drawing is for @batbitesthebat ^^ of their persona! (I find my drawing pretty damn crap😭) but hope you get better soon bat!

[librarianbabs]

.....I want to see Clark giving Bruce a lunchable...please

It’s pizza! Oh, do you want nachos instead?

[buggaboizz]

I drew fanart for @batbitesthebat 's Frankenstein au!

He just goofy lil guy

[sunheart-and-investgator]

I thought of this while doing the favourite clanmate ask.

Honeybear: @shinycantdoit

Batbite: @sidus-bella

Oldroot: @cats-napss

Sunheart: Me!

[thylacid]

girl are you okay

[batbitesthebat]

I feel bad for being so inactive and not drawing much art here because im working on my AMV, so here's a sneak peak of a shot of that AMV that took me like 5 hours or something.

This is not the final shot, however, as the final shot will be timed, lipsynced, and it will probably have a different background as well!

[catgirlthot]

you should film yourself taking that knot, you know, just to prove you can~~

I can take it in one hole but it’s been a whiiiiiiiile

But I can’t take it in the other yet (it’s a long term goal)

[phonemantra-blog]

For Taylor Momsen, lead singer of The Pretty Reckless and former star of Gossip Girl, Wednesday's concert in Seville, Spain, took an unexpected turn. While performing with rock legends AC/DC, Momsen found herself the unwilling participant in a bizarre rock and roll encounter – a bat bite! This seemingly unbelievable event has garnered significant attention online, with Momsen sharing the experience with her fans through social media. Taylor Momsen Gets Bat Bite Onstage Bat Country: The Bite Heard 'Round the Tour While belting out the aptly titled song "Witches Burn," Momsen became the target of a real-life flying creature. A bat, seemingly drawn to the music or the stage lights, landed on Momsen's leg and clung on. Unaware of the bat's presence initially, Momsen continued performing. However, the audience's screams and gestures alerted her to the unusual hitchhiker. Captured on Camera: A Viral Rock and Roll Moment The entire incident, including Momsen's initial obliviousness and the audience's reaction, was captured on video. Momsen, ever the rockstar, remained surprisingly calm throughout the ordeal. The video shows Momsen acknowledging the bat once she realizes its presence. In a moment of characteristic wit, she addresses the crowd, saying, "I must be a witch." She further assures the audience that both she and the bat are unharmed, even jokingly suggesting the bat might become her "new friend." Taking Precautions: Rabies Shots and #Batgirl Following the concert, Momsen took the necessary medical precautions. She shared on Instagram that she would be undergoing a two-week course of rabies shots as a preventative measure. The post, which included the video footage, also revealed the nickname bestowed upon her by hospital staff – #Batgirl. Social Media Buzz: From Shock to Admiration The bat bite incident has gone viral, with fans and social media users expressing a mix of shock, amusement, and admiration for Momsen's composure. Here's a breakdown of the online response: Shock and Concern: Many fans expressed concern for Momsen's health, highlighting the importance of the rabies shots. Humor and Admiration: Momsen's calm demeanor and witty remarks during the incident have been widely praised, showcasing her rock and roll spirit. A Memorable Moment: This bizarre onstage encounter is sure to be etched in the memories of both Momsen and her fans, solidifying its place in rock and roll history. Beyond the Bite: The Pretty Reckless and the AC/DC Tour Despite the bat bite, the show must go on! The Pretty Reckless will continue to open for AC/DC on the European leg of their Power Up tour, which wraps up in August. This unexpected incident adds a unique twist to the tour, solidifying it as a truly memorable experience for both bands and fans alike. Understanding Bat Bites: A Public Health Perspective While a bat bite onstage is a rare occurrence, it's important to be aware of the potential risks and necessary precautions. Here's a brief overview: Rabies Risk: Bat bites can transmit rabies, a potentially fatal disease. Momsen's decision to undergo rabies shots highlights the importance of seeking immediate medical attention after a bat bite. Bats and Public Health: Bats can carry various diseases, but it's important to remember that not all bat bites are a cause for alarm. If you're bitten by a bat, it's crucial to seek medical attention and follow the doctor's advice. Taylor Momsen: Rock and Roll with a Dose of Caution Taylor Momsen's bat bite experience serves as a reminder of the unexpected events that can occur during a live performance. However, her calm demeanor and adherence to medical advice demonstrate the importance of staying level-headed in such situations. This incident will undoubtedly become a part of rock and roll lore, adding another layer to Momsen's reputation as a fearless and captivating performer.

[dumbhero]

i was going to ask if that was insect penis but i googled it dirst and now i want one too........ is like a friend. in me pants. my penits

YES you understand. take my hand come to penitsland with me

[mommyclan]

MORE ANIME KITTY FOR MOMMYCLAN<33 Ohh I love this little guy, such a cutie

I really want to make a new wc oc...

[acotarxreader]

BatBite

Azriel x Reader

Synopsis: Azriel relies on liquid courage to finally act on his feelings for you but the next day, only one of you remembers and its the one marked with lovebites

Warnings: Fluff, kissing, biting hehe

A/N: Gentle fluff, gearing up to write smut again. Let me know what you think of this one and if you have any requests those are open too!

More Irish flare in this, with fadas removed for your own ease of pronunciation but Greim is a word for Bite and Brú for Crush. I kinda like the idea of using Irish words for non-canon passing by characters hehe.

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“Az, you’re going to take my arm out of my socket!” you laughed loudly over the growing crowd of the annual House of Wind Starfall party. Azriel pulled you up the staircase towards your room, using his wings to offset his drunken imbalance. The party was growing in chaos and as much fun as dancing until you dropped was, watching a tipsy Azriel navigate his environment was more fun. That along with ensuring he didn’t try to drink and fly led you to here, inside your bedroom as he slipped off his jacket and took another drink from a flask.

“Are you okay Az?” you chuckled while watching the Spymaster struggle out of his sleeves. 

“Shh shhhh Shhh-hh-hhh” English escaped the drunken Illyrian. You took slight release in his lack of composure as often when he had it you both would have pointless arguments despite your deep-rooted enjoyment of one another's company. 

He slid slightly in his shoeless state while approaching you, gaining more laughter from you. Azriel stretched a hand outwards to you and you took hold of him, thinking it was so he could regain balance. Azriel pulled you into him, your chests bouncing back off one another at the speed. You felt your breath hitch at the sudden close and intimate proximity between you both. 

“Umm Az-” your small laugh was cut off as Azriel ran his whole palm down your face, almost pawing you before he coordinated himself enough to isolate a single finger against your lips.

“Shh shhh Y-N shhh” You couldn't stop the laughter escaping you only to have it almost immediately silenced with the sudden taste of whiskey meeting your lips. Azriel wrapped his hands around your neck, tilting your head slightly to deepen the kiss you had both wanted for centuries. He moved you back without separating from you until your back hit the bedroom door, your head gently knocking off the oak.

“Wait Az, a moment ago we were fighting, practically at one another's throats-” a smirk grew on Azriels face at your words before he tilted your head back again and attached himself to your neck with agonisingly sweet pressure, a small whimper leaving you at the sudden addictive sensation. You felt your skin be taken between his lips before Azriel bit down sweetly, quickly turning to harshly, your head responding by angling further to give him more access. Azriels warm, scarred hands reached the bottom of your silk slip dress before traipsing up your legs to your sides beneath the fabric. You fought against the moans rising in your throat as he marked you hungrily. 

“Wait Az, you are so so drunk right now” Your hands ran down his arms, pushing him gently allowing you to slip from his grip. Azriel gently swayed side to side without your body to support his weight.   

“YN, I ha-ve wanted this for foooreever, I jus-t needed some liq-uid courage to finally be br-ave enough to ac-t on it, is that sooooo baaad?” The slur of words with the scent of the caramel brown liquor reminded you just how drunk he was as you pushed away your own burning desire. The sound of shattering glass had your head snapping to the door again, the party growing out of control. You kissed Azriels cheek gently before dipping back into the hallway. 

Azriel stood in your empty bedroom on his shaky legs, he slowly retreated backwards until the backs of his legs hit the bed, sending him flying back onto the silk, wings splayed out, deep inebriated sleep taking hold. 

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“Oh Gods! Please someone turn down the sun!” Azriel groaned as you whipped the curtains open with a wave of your hand, the Spring day leaking light in. Azriel pulled the silk sheets you had covered him with back over his face trying to heal his retinas back to health. 

“Morning Starshine” you half sang, sitting under the sheets in the bed alongside him, a cup of tea in hand. Azriel groaned, lowering the sheets below eye level to look up at you through his lashes. He quickly whipped the sheets up to look down at his fully clothed body. 

“Don’t worry Az, nothing happened. I helped with the cleanup when people finally left and I just wanted to sleep in my bed, apparently, you had the same idea” you grinned at your near-death hungover friend. 

“So do you remember anything at all from last night Az?” 

“I remember whiskey ehhh bourbon ehh at one point I think me and Cass ate a whole sheet of cake ehhh oh! Cass then vomited said cake all over my shoes which explains where they've gone and then ehhh more whiskey” he rubbed his eyes again trying to pull more memories to his mind and failing. Azriel shimmied up the bed to lean into your side before taking your cup of tea from your hands, gaining an eye roll from you. 

“Just the important stuff so” You smiled down at him before throwing your legs over the side of your bed, Azriel slumping into the space you left. You moved across your room, disappearing behind your changing screen momentarily and returning in your training gear. 

“Don’t make me look bad YN, take a day off” Azriel beamed at you, trying to push the thoughts of you changing mere metres from him from his mind. 

“I got a lot to think through, punching things helps me” you laughed, pulling your white ribbon from your vanity and braiding the fabric into your hair. 

“Woah YN! Someone used you as their dinner last night” Azriel laughed while gesturing to the obvious marbling covering your neck, your cheeks soon matching their maroon in embarrassment. Azriel raised an eyebrow at the sudden uncomfortable mood shift, you too often talked and fought about your conquests together, the bashfulness about the situation was new. You began to untangle the braid, covering the marks again, tying the ribbon around your waist, Azriels eyes glued to the movement. 

“I gotta go warm up”

“Ah come on YN, kiss and tell! I won’t tell anyone”

“You know I don’t believe you”

“Well, that's because Cass isn't just anyone to me” he laughed, raising his body from the bed to close the gap between you. 

“Do I know them?” 

“Az” you laughed, pushing him back, his hands going up in peace. 

“If I guess, will you tell me?” you shook your head to him as he groaned, running the end of the ribbon on your waist through his fingers. You watched the movement, maybe you wanted to tell him? Or maybe you wanted him to remember on his own accord. 

“Fine Az, you get three guesses and I get off doing sprints for a month” he hummed in thought at this before agreeing. His mind went through the faces of last night, hundreds of Fae crossed his mind all of which would enrage him if you were to allow them to kiss you like that. He felt a bit of rage bubble underneath his skin as he thought of someone else's hands all over you. 

“Az, I have to get downstairs” your humoured voice interrupted his thoughts, forcing him to push back the jealousy he felt. 

“Hmm Cass? Wait, not him. He and Nesta have been gearing up lately and I think she’d skin you alive-” you raised your eyebrow to him “-but you’d win the fight” you rolled your eyes at his quick save, slipping the ribbon from his fingers and moving to sit and slip on your boots. Azriel wandered around the room, tapping his finger on his lips while thinking. You thought of those lips all over you last night, struggling to keep hold of the moan you wanted to release at the thought. 

“Was it Greim from Ritas?” you shook your head, tying your boots up on the edge of your bed. 

“Was it Bru from Feyre’s gallery”, you shook your head again.

“Ehhh oh YN no no no please-” he dropped to his knees theatrically, taking his hands in yours “-Please please YN YLN, don’t say it was Eris, I saw you two speaking earlier in the night” You found yourself laughing at the outlandish idea but his slightly desperate eyes had you reassuring him by shaking your head. Azriel launched himself from the ground to push you flush into the bed as he supported his weight with an arm above your head, you both laughing as he spoke.

“Oh Gods just tell me” 

“Fine Az, you did this” 

“Me? I don’t remem-” The smile slowly fell from your face at Azriels words as his grin disappeared, and his eyes widened as he collapsed beside you and stared at the ceiling. The flashbacks came back to him like lightning across his eyes.

“I am so so sorry for putting you in that position YN” 

“Don’t be sorry” You rolled to your side to face him, Azriel doing the same, the comfortable silence returning between you both.

“I can’t believe I went through with it” You raised your eyebrow at his quiet confession as he closed his eyes, ready to release his secret. 

“Well you see- Gods this is so embarrassing - I wanted to kiss you for…a very long time now and Cass was sick of me whining about it and he convinced me to act on my feelings finally but I just couldn’t act on them especially when I saw you in your dress - wow I mean seriously….anyways sorry I just thought I’d find my courage at the bottom of a whiskey jug…and a sheet cake and apparently I did” he reopened his eyes at your silence to find you smirking hard at him. He rolled back onto his back with a groan of embarrassment. 

“You need whiskey to kiss me?” you sat up from the bed and for a moment Azriel thought he had fully spooked you. He watched you lean across him to your bedside table, removing a small pocket-sized bottle of whiskey from the drawer, tossing it to him playfully as he laughed with you. You lay down again next to him, tucking your hands under your cheek to face him on your side. 

“Do-do you regret doing it now that you remember?

“I only regret our first kiss was one I remember in a blur” You took a brief moment with his words before smirking, pushing up off the bed and throwing a leg over his lap to straddle him. Azriels hand reached up to tuck your hair behind your ear before you lowered to meet his lips. Warmth filled you both with the feeling of gentleness and care filling you both, Azriels hands were placed lovingly on either side of your head. A soft hand traced the marks he had left on your neck. 

“Now, that was our first kiss Az”

“Our first kiss”

“I can’t believe you thought I would kiss Eris” You sat up on his lap, hitting him gently in the chest. 

“Pass me the whiskey, I need to erase the thought from my mind” he chuckled, sitting up with you, hands around your waist to prevent you from falling back. He moved to kiss your neck again only to have you stop him. 

“My turn” your wicked smirk matched his as you connected to your neck, the hangover long melted away

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[gayestcowboy]

fantasy dildo recs please? im trying to find one that isnt like $100 but is still good and reputable and wont fill my body with microplastics. ive been looking at neotori and they look great but;; the price;;; anyway yeah recs please?

hi! i have a lot of information for you.

first off, my specific recommendations of fantasy toy shops i’ve bought from or know to be reputable: uberrime, wandering bard, twilight meadow creations, strange bedfellas, pleasure forge, pp sculptors, batbites, xenocat artifacts. all of these shops have toys under 100 usd. uberrime especially has a huge selection including non-fantasy, realistic, and dual density. my top 3 fantasy toys right now are TMC’s ambrose (mini), wandering bard’s shadow demon (x small), and uberrime’s ardor dragon (small). highly recommend ambrose to transmascs with bottom growth. also it looks cool as fuck. mine is bright green and yellow.

second, this google doc is a masterpost of fantasy and fantasy-adjacent sex toy companies (created as a list of alternatives to bad dragon) and is organized quite well, and includes some shops to be wary of. it was last updated in 2022 so it’s outdated, but it’s massive and still quite useful. safe fantasy toys dot com also lists body safe toy companies, although you should still check reputability of the company before you buy (some of the companies listed on the site should still be avoided for various reasons— try cross checking with the google doc, browsing reddit, etc). all of the specific companies i recommend in this post use platinum silicone only, but if you go searching for other toys make sure to avoid jelly and other porous materials because they cannot be sanitized properly and will store bacteria. just like with piercing and body jewelry (another one of my special interests lol), it’s always better to pay more for safety when it’s something going inside your body. reputable stores will always list the material, and tend to have pages on their sites with even more specific information on their silicone. shipping also affects the price, especially international shipping.

also, when youre shopping for fantasy toys, make sure you check the sizing. smaller toys are frequently under 100 usd. many fantasy toys tend to be quite large anyways, especially knotted toys (many small knotted toys still have diameters of 2”+ which is too large for me personally. for reference i think the average human penis is somewhere around 1.5” diameter and my personal maximum for toys right now is ~1.75). there’s so much diversity in fantasy toys that you will probably be able to find toys that fit your desired length/girth and are still classified as small and therefore less expensive. if you’re new to fantasy toys or have trouble with insertion (or even just have an average sized vagina/rectum), small fantasy toys can be cost efficient and accessible and more fun than more standard toys. many stores will also sell b-grade toys at a discount for minor cosmetic flaws that don’t affect usage. also, there’s a pretty big market for secondhand toys/dong sales on twitter, reddit, etc so if you’re willing to buy secondhand, that can be more cost efficient. quality silicone toys can be properly sanitized by boiling and other methods. for more cheap options— good glass toys can frequently be under 50 usd, and are easy to sanitize. also, tantus isn’t quite a fantasy brand, but it’s very high quality and has some great toys on the cheaper side (i love the tantus magma). and if you want a really good cheap vibrator, the romp hype is amazing and only 35 usd.

i am by no means an expert, just incredibly autistic, but i hope this helps! i’m always happy to try answering questions about sex toys!