#bastard au v1

[yuesya]

Zenin Toji did not know how to take care of children.

… It’s not a skill that he’d ever thought he would need, yet here he was, holding a fragile kid in his arms. A little girl that he could snap in half like a twig, except there’s something about the thought that makes him recoil and reject it –even though it shouldn’t matter to him. Toji is capable of cruelty, of ruthlessness. He’s a hitman, an assassin, a lone wolf that will bare its fangs at any target for the right price–

–and he has a daughter.

He has a daughter, now. The thought is still so surreal to him, despite the all-too-real weight currently asleep in his arms.

I shouldn’t have gotten involved with that woman, he thinks. Kind eyes and a bright smile, hands that were smooth and soft and likely hadn’t seen a single callus in her entire lifetime… but in the end, Gojo Hina and Zenin Toji belonged to completely different worlds. That had been obvious from the start.

It had been a nice distraction while it lasted, though.

… But it would’ve been nicer if it hadn’t resulted in a child. Fuck. Why did he even take the girl with him, anyways?

Toji scowls.

Even now, he still doesn’t know what had possessed him at the time. It’s not in Toji’s nature to be charitable, and it’s not as if he’s attached to a faceless daughter whom he’s never seen before–

But she’s not faceless now, not anymore. Pale-skinned with delicate features, not unlike her mother… and white hair. He’s going to have to do something about that eye-catching white hair; while it was likely that the Gojo Clan could easily put together that it was Toji who had easily stolen the unwanted bastard child away, there was no need to broadcast things. A little deniability would go a long way in convincing others to overlook the girl, if Toji intended to keep her.

… Did he intend to keep her?

Toji doesn’t know. He hadn’t thought that far, when he’d picked the girl up and walked out of the Gojo estate with her. She was light. Too light, too thin. Bony in a way that kids shouldn’t be. And the injuries that he’d found on her body…

…

A gusty sigh blows out through his lips, and Toji runs a hand through his hair restlessly.

“What a fucking mess,” he grouses.

[latenightfoxhunt]

this is a wip but damn I need share my ultrakill trigun au

im calling it murder machine cause its based off the 98 episode, but Gabriels a plant for a ship buried in the sand and V1 is tasked to protect him. there used to be more robots that worked on the ship, but due to Gabriels decrease of power he can only afford to power V1 and a few electronics. V1 likes to go outside to protect the area and brings back nicknacks to decorate Gabriels space.

I have different plots for the different versions, but the 98 one is my favorite because knives finds them and agrees to treat Gabriel while V1 becomes a gun-ho gun. I like the stampede version tho cause knives steals Gabriel and V1 goes on a quest to kill his ass

[moldeater02]

Yuesya Masterlist

From @yuesya blog. Hope it helps everyone, cuz i sure get confused with all these AUs

Edited and updated with some AUs i missed New edit on the sixth of january 2024

Twins au

Twin cannon

Twin swap au *V1 *V2

Bastard Shiki Au

Toji's Bastard au and fannart

Bastard au V3

Heian Shiki

Shiki in cannon Kenjaku's reaction to it

Same age au

Older sister au

Technique swap

Daughter au

Twin dimension travel : part 1?, part 2

Mother au and fanart and fanart 2 And Bad end mother AU

Demon slayer au

Nanami-Kenjaku

Male Shiki au

Edit! I checked and realised i forgot some AUs, here they are!

Shiki actually answer Getou's question like a normal human being AU

Shiki vs Satoru

Older Shiki AU (not to be confused with older sister AU)

Chainsaw man AU

Shiki goes to Kyoto school AU

Shiki goes to universe where Kenjaku possessed her corpse AU Genshin AU and actual first talks of said AU here

Shiki(gami) AU

Cursed spirit Shiki AU

Second MEoDP user Shiki AU

Chainsaw man AU

[ultragift]

FROM: @zerosocialskillz TO: @vicesario A Gift For The Security Bot

A/N: V1 goes by it/they, V2 goes by he/they.

Also this takes place in an AU I made but it ain’t really that important.

It’s Christmas right now.

A red robot sat underneath the Christmas tree, making a replacement for their left arm after someone stole his original arm.

It is going to be a replica for his original arm after it is made clear that his predecessor is not going to give it back, as it has taken a liking to that bulky thing. That bastard.

V2 thought as he soldered a couple of wires in place. It’s going well so far, his predecessor not entering the room he is in, which is somewhere in the lust layer, where everyone is staying. For some reason.

He didn’t really care for the history of this place.

A knock on the door.

V2 stopped soldering. He got up, then opened the door.

It’s his predecessor, V1. It’s carrying a present, lovingly wrapped in red with yellow ribbons. Knowing them, Gabriel helped with that too.

V2 pointed at himself while tilting his head. V1 nodded gleefully. Remembering that one prank that has something to do with a box (and a lot of glitter, courtesy of that angel), V2 glared at them. V1 shook its head.

The security robot doesn’t believe them, but he lets the war machine in anyway.

...when the heck did they get along, after they tried to fight each other to the death?

Well, V2 did die, but that’s in an alternate timeline only V1 remembers anymore. Long story.

(Perhaps that previous timeline turned V1 into a magnet for enemies to friends—and even lovers—scenarios.)

Setting the present on another table separate from the knuckleblaster replica, the two V units unwrapped the box. It’s rectangular, very much so. It’s long, but it is a little wide. Long enough to fit a...!

Once the present is unwrapped, the two V units saw a brown box. Both of them are very hyped for what is inside, although V2 is pretty sure V1 already knows.

V1 and V2 grabbed the lid simultaneously, much to the two machines’ shock. They decided to do a little countdown and open the present together.

V1 brought up three fingers on one of their free arms, making sure V2 saw them. It then counted down from three.

Two fingers.

One finger.

A fist.

The two Vs opened the cardboard box that seemed to be custom made for whatever is inside, and wow was it gorgeous.

It’s V1’s standard left arm, the feedbacker. But... V1 already has one. Unless...

It’s a replica, isn’t it?

Oh, there seems to be a letter alongside the blue arm.

“I asked the angels (read: Gabe) if they could make a copy of my feedbacker! They agreed, even though I killed some of their inhabitants in both timelines.

Odd, isn’t it? I am a war machine and you two tried to kill me both times, and yet I chose to save and befriend you all.

And you know what? I prefer this over dying alone after running out of fuel! -V1”

V2 looked at the blue robot. He then mimicked a laugh, gently moving his shoulders up and down. They then gently pushed the war machine.

“Did the winged crybaby make it for me?” V2 asked through sign language with a smug look on his face.

V1 fell to the floor, ‘laughing’ very hard by the nickname V2 had assigned to poor little Gabriel.

While V1 was busy rolling on the floor laughing, V2 plugged the feedbacker on his left alongside his whiplash. Apparently, in the original timeline, V1 stole that too. After he died by falling off that pyramid. That bastard.

(To be fair, the knuckleblaster fell from his arm after the first fight, a fight it participated in after it was clear to V1 that it had no other choice but to, lest it die once more.)

(He’s still pissed that V1 decided to keep it, still.)

Moving the joints on the feedbacker replica, V2 tested the blue arm out. It seems to be well-made. Gabriel can seriously do that? Or did he actually get help from someone else?

Preferably not their creators. They suck. V2 and V1 can agree that much. V2 stood up, beckoning V1 to stand up. They seemed to know exactly what V2 was thinking. “Spar?” V2 asked through sign language. V1 excitedly nodded. They can’t wait to see how V2 does with the blue arm.

[size-two-shrimp]

Priest AU Lore Dump

This is a fun little AU that myself, @akantorrr, and @pit-of-feathers pretty regularly talk about, so not everything here is stuff I came up with. If either of you have anything you'd like add feel free :]

I've got characters, demon/angel lore, and a "plot" (there isn't one yet).

Characters + Their Lore

• Gabriel

Gabriel is a priest and expert exorcist living in a smallish town. He works under the Council in his local church. He covers as much skin as he possibly can at all times, often wearing veils, gloves, and other such items to do it. He is absolutely covered in scars, from demon and human hands alike. He, like nearly everyone else in his hometown, is unable to drive thanks to the ease of access of everything near him. He lives "alone."

When he was younger, before he even considered becoming a priest, the Council discovered his natural talent for exorcising all sorts of unholy beasts, and kindly adopted him into their church to learn more.

• V1

It is the first demon for Gabriel to ever be unable to banish, and was able to escape him and the rest of the Council. Until it showed up at his home to take its pound of flesh (or blood in its case), of course. From there it decided that Gabriel's blood was decent enough for it to stick around and torment him.

It is well known for it's gluttony, and happily tears apart whatever it feeds from. Along with that it is known for being extremely protective of whatever it is feeding from.

• Minos

One of the many demons Gabriel has exorcised in the past. After word spread about V1 defeating Gabriel, he decided to come check things out (after receiving platonic shovel talk from V1). After another failed exorcism from Gabriel, he also decided that his house seemed like the place to be. And he invited his friends (mhm, they are just friends.)

Minos is obviously a demon of lust, though he doesn't show it often. He's much kinder to those who donate their blood to him than V1 is.

• Sisyphus

Sisyphus is another demon that Gabriel had exorcised in the past, and one of the "friends" Minos invited over. After yet another failed exorcism (and brawl with V1), Sisyphus was allowed to stay too.

Sisyphus is known for his greed, and protectiveness of his people and things, not unlike a dragon and its hoard. Those who steal his things or hurt his people are swiftly and violently dealt with.

• V2

The last of Minos' "friends", and V1's sibling. They are mostly just around to spend time with their loved one's (and who would they be if they didn't join in on pestering this priest?). Their relationship with all of the demons in the house was enough to get them in with only a warning, and they were lucky enough to not have an exorcism attempted against them.

V2 is one prideful bastard, they need to be the best, do the most, and any defeat is simply a fluke. They take pride in keeping those they care about healthy. They are probably the weakest out of all of the demons, but don't say that to their face.

• Ferryman

The Ferryman has no relation to anyone in Gabriel's house, and, strangely enough, they are extremely polite. They have not been a demon for long, and, like Minos and Sisyphus, were once human. Everyone suspects that they simply did not have long enough to take on more demonic personality traits. They were allowed to stay, under constant supervision, until everyone simply stopped watching them due to their trust.

The Ferryman is very envious. They want the friendships others around them have, they want the strength or rank that others have. They attempt to channel their feelings into more positive ones, for example, rather than being jealous of V1 forever, they make the effort to accept it into their flock.

• The Council

The Council runs the cult with an iron fist, keeping everything from clothing to food to transportation inspected and commanded by them. Anyone they think may betray them is made an example of, and anyone they believe could be an asset is trained until they cannot anymore. They are extremely abusive towards those assets, and can be towards the more mundane members as well. Gabriel is the most valuable one to them, and he has been with them for most of his life.

Demons and Angels

• Demons

Demons are the most common supernatural species that people come into contact with. They can be hard to exorcise and near impossible for a human to kill. They're strong, fast, and can disguise themself as humans to humans if they so choose. Along with all of this, they tend to have traits that match up with the seven deadly sins. They can either be born as demons, or die and come back as one.

Demons are commonly found in the homes of (or bodies of, in the case of possession) people who actually believe they exist, which makes it hard to grasp the true number of demons active globally. They can also be very territorial of their places or protective of their people.

It should also be mentioned that they must consume blood to survive, however normal human food still contains vitamins and minerals and the like that they need.

• Angels

There's little known about angels at the moment. What is known is that they are holy, winged beings, and can be created in the same ways that demons can. They have been growing weaker over time as well. They do not feed on blood, however, to demons their blood is considered to be a delicacy thanks to its rarity and addictive flavor.

Plot

There isn't much of a plot at the moment, just a series of events that have a very very loose timeline.

To start, Gabriel gets called out somewhere to exorcise a demon. It's V1, he is unable to defeat it, and it ends up living with him to torment him. The rest of the gang shows up, and all of them (minus Ferryman) join in. Over time they grow to realize that something is very very wrong with this town, and get more attached to Gabriel.

At some point a pact is made between Gabriel and each of the demons. He will willingly give them his blood whenever and provide them with better accommodations, and they will not hurt any humans other than him. They all agree before quickly realizing how bad for Gabriel's health this is, and the pact is broken so he doesn't die of blood loss.

Eventually the Council discovers that Gabriel has been working with/housing the demons, and they are PISSED. He is made an example of and left to die in the snow out back, with the only parting words being about how Gabriel needs to prove his loyalty or leave. After a lot of deliberation and arguments with the demons, he decides to leave with them, and goes to live his best cottagecore life with his little pack of sinners.

Misc: Design Doodles

Here's a little doodle I did of all 5 demons while working on the full reference of 'em. Sheep/ram Sisyphus, Minos: extra pointy, Ferryman but their robe is extra long, and mothchines (minus their fluff because this is an old screenshot). And then there's also the moth V2 art I did recently, which is probably the design I'm going with, though I forgot their halo.

For anyone who can't read my handwriting:

Under Sisyphus it says "what he'd wear eludes me lol"

Above V1 it says "parhelion halo?" and above V2 it says "glory halo?" Above the arrow it says "swap?"

In the wings under V1 it says "blue day" "comet" "comet" "blue day"

In the wings for V2 it says "cecropia" "comet" "comet" "cecropia"

[heliosthegriffin]

@noneatnonedotcom I do, It's great and I like it alot, I want to keep Jaune, pre-awakening and even after post awakening, weak but skilled in comparison to everyone else, and the idea of him just using boring, but practical gear, is very in line with that Idea.

He won't ever be super op, as I want every fight to mean something to him, and not just another 'Grimm-Stomping Day'.

If any of you have ever read Codex Alera, then Tavi's rout is more or less what I'm planning, though not to the same power height that Tavi hits, so no dips in Wizard/Magic-User for Jaune, relying on wits versus a super-powered opposition, and when that power does come along, it's used in a way a person would use them from a outside perspective.

Jaune getting Artifacts, hmm, I can think of some ideas for that. Alright, I got it. It'd be funny if when the Girls got they're mid-season powerups that they find a bunch of awesome gear, but ignore most of it, as its not flashy enough, and Knight goes bug-eyed looking at it, as he nearly feels burned by the energy even the weakest ones give off, and just takes all the others ones.

Jaune's definately going to need danger-sense in the future, if you can't see a sniper, you've already been shot. Not that I'd ever have Jaune against a kill-team in the future, definately not...

@lonesilverw0lf I love the Ilia idea, the girls just wants to be love-, I mean sacrifice herself for the greater good!

Adam, uh, he's complicated. I've changed her and Adam's backstory, so he's a bit chilller, but still an asshole. He'll have a large role to play, a antagonist, yes, but not a clingy abusive boyfriend, but more... Eh, the slippery slope of radicicalism, and suffering of abuse, mixed with losing the only people who have actively cared about him, his releationship with Blake is more siblingish, and Eve? Hmm, Yeah. She exists, probably.

Cinder? She's confused. She has a lot of complex emotions. But, it boils down. Burn down the society that has wronged her, as she has nothing else to live for. Jaune's existance puts her at odds with the idea, as someone selflessly sacrificng himself is contradictorying to her worldview, so she needs to bring him down to her level, or kill him.

His mere existance challengers her reason to live. Emerald is still a lackey, but still under Cinder Banner as she too has been wronged.

Cinder doesn't want to be a magically girl, she wants them dead, as to her, they represent everything wrong with society to her. People who are given power for free and use it recklessly, without any forethought.

She's less, V3 Cinder, and more V1-2 Cinder, a kind of secret agent, with ties to Mistral, but with her own web of operatives, and pseudo-cult built around bringing down the worlds so it can be rebuilt. With her on the top this time.

Watts will have a big role to play, but not just as a evil genius, he's also a corrupt billionaire! Uh, he's got friends too this time... Living friends.

This also relates to Penny and one of the Relics.

Jaune leading a squad of robot girls amuses me, so that will happen at some point, but don't think he'll get to keep them! I can't make his life too easy, can I?

Also, the White-Fang is less powerful in this AU, but all the more dangerous for it.

With the lost of the original heads of the organization, it radicalized to a Faunus Supremacy movement. That doesn't mean everyone is a bastard, though. Most of them are just scared people trying to lean on something to support them, and when society fails you, you got to look for other options.

They operates in cells, independently of each other, vandalism human owned bushiness, or human sympathizer houses, stealing cargo off boats, and indoctrining recruits to help tear down the Kingdoms, and promote Faunus's.

That said, they're not taken seriously by any major powers, and are often manipulated, unwittingly, by higher powers, as at the end of the day, they're just a bunch of uncooperative terrorists out to take some nebulous vengeance.

It's popular among the hip-youth, yo!

Anyway, what kind of Author would I be, if I left out the milfs? Sienna included?

I have a whole dance scene with Willow and Jaune!

Summer's still happily married.

Raven's up to no good. She's not a maiden, I'll just make that clear, but she is more dangerous than canon here, not that its a high-bar. She on many lists, but also, feared across the world. Not much is known, except, she a big-wig for WMB Corporation.

Kali ... MIA...presumed dead.

Sienna doing terrorist things.

The Roses thing Ruby's bad? They haven't seen Nuclear-Weapons Grade Puppy Eyes.

WMB, your best hope for the future.

Computers, Health Care, and Transportation, look to WMB and you're survival is near-guaranteed!

Jaune getting a spear. Hmm, they're just so happens to be loot in the future...

Anway, Jaune's dad... I had some idea for him, but now I like having his dad being a soft man, to his granpa's hard man. His father appreciate privacy, and professional archer, but his survival skills have fallen since his youth, but he can hit a fly from a hundred yards.

Grandpa Arc, can still tussel, you pick any five men, and he'll turn them into five very dead men. He plays for keeps. He just doesn't want to be a liability, and his stamina is practically gone, though a normal man would call him a beast, and he still has a very strong pull on women despite his age.

Jaune may have some bastard uncles and aunts out there, so there's a plot hook.

Anyway, thanks for the ideas!

stupid rwby au idea

set in a world where the Grimm are hidden from the general public five heroes stand to defend them the maidens Pyrrha the fall maiden blake the spring maiden Weiss the winter maiden  yang the summer maiden and ruby the silver-eyed warrior  together these heroines fight to drive the forces of darkness out as magical girls the story would be focused on the character interactions of the girls and would generally have a happy tone to it. ya know your typical magical girl anime while at the same time jaune arc is a teen in the city of vale. his sullen jaded attitude tends to drive others away but his friends ren and Nora still stick by him. a delinquent through and through he spends most of his day sleeping and recovering from the wounds that he no doubt got from fighting at night. the truth is however that jaune isn’t fighting humans, no he fights monsters. armed with only a sword and his wits the boy faces off against creatures of darkness far beyond human capabilities, always just a swing of a sword and a misplaced step away from death. but still, he fights to save others as a knight of house arc jaune’s story is an urban fantasy mixed with horror. he’s a completely average human just trying to survive and protect people. unlike the maidens, he has no powers to heal him so he’s perpetually tired and wounded when he shows up to school giving him something of a reputation. only ren and Nora are willing to actually talk with him. that is until one day he meets a girl by the name of ruby rose. a snap decision from him leads to her befriending him (by force) along with her little gang. now as an even greater threat looms over the city jaune has to juggle his duty as a protector with the expectations of his new friends all while hiding what’s really going on behind the scenes the core of this story is the dramatic shift from the cute girls doing cute things of rwby and Pyrrha’s magical girls story, and the dark terrifying world jaune arc finds himself struggling to survive in as an urban fantasy/horror. with each side hiding the truth of what they are and what they’re doing from the other trying to protect them. some things to note, jaune’s a really great fighter. and if he was fighting anything other than Grimm he’d win hands down. but against superhumans, he’s barely holding his own with his ancestral sword. ruby and the maidens are all superhumans who slaughter Grimm by the hundreds but they’re not very tactical fighters and tend to rely heavily on their powers for everything.  outside of the fantasy, elements jaune has to deal with the negative reputation he has as a delinquent and how that affects his friends. while his friends have to deal with the fact they can tell jaune is not happy with how things are but won’t let them help out of what they assume is stubborn pride and maybe even suicidal depression. the dynamic is jaune tries to pull away to keep his friends safe, his friends forcibly befriend him because they know he’s a good guy who goes out of his way to help them some things i would wanna see is. a story about the girls following jaune around and coming up with all sorts of wild theories about him jaune being weirdly intense about certain things and making references to Grimm the girls have only ever heard about jaune finding out about blake being a catgirl and just shrugging like “it doesn’t matter, not like you guys would let me stop being your friend anyway, you’re still blake” rumors about jaune building a harem because he’s only ever around pretty girls or ren (who’s a very pretty man)  the girls coming up with crazy excuses for why they’re always missing and jaune totally believing them because he’s still jaune and kinda dense feel free to add your own shenanigans to this if you like

[sunstar121]

Me now in pain: Bastard brother dream stealing his little brother’s journal, altering it and putting it back then he can use it to put him into a prison so he’ll never leave again

bold I'm gonna throttle you aaaaaaaaaa /j

just. dream altering the content in the book so it's so much worse. the contents are now so much more incriminating, and records of events are so much worse than what they actually were. and, if he leaves a note to someone else in l'manburgs cabinet telling them of ranboos book, well, who would know? and if he maybe insinuates to tubbo that the prison would be perfect for a traitor, well, that would just be a fun coincidence wouldnt it?

and if his little brother gets locked up in a prison he paid for, a prison that he knows all about, a prison that he could waltz into and visit the prisoners of at any time? well. his mother wouldn't be happy, but he certainly would be.

[joontier]

Subliminal in Scrubs | V1;  report ix

pairings: dr. jeon jungkook x female reader

chapter rating: NC-17 | genre: doctors! au; humor, romance 

warnings: swearing

word count: 1.8k

g/n: ((unedited skfslkdf)) also,,, i will be releasing Parallel Palpitations very soon [which features this Jimin hehehehe stay tuned for that] PLUS, im very excited to release the report x AHHHHHH send me your thoughts pleaseee 

[taglist]:  @nottodayjjk @ditttiii @zeharilisharaban @btsbunny07​ @turquoiseandplaidinautumn @aamxxrii @codeinebelle​ @btsmakesmehappy​

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You open your new group chat first thing in the morning, wanting to check on Soomin and Jimin. Just yesterday, the two had informed you of their concerns separately, both worried over the same thing. Soomin’s mother wanted to hold a small congratulatory celebration for her daughter’s KMLE results, and her subsequent acceptance at Woocheon, so there was going to be a party exclusively for all tenants of the building at the restaurant just next to the cafe. 

The two hadn’t worked out their budding acquaintance, as you had practically forced them to greet each other the last time you were at the cafe, so you thought this might be a great way to have them start over their tricky relationship. 

As you’ve expected, both of them had even tried to convince you to come, in the hopes that a mutual friend could help diminish the awkward air around them. You’ve declined each of them politely, not wanting to intrude on their little get-together. Besides, (just like you hadn’t forgotten to mention to them), this was the perfect opportunity to get rid of this wall hindering their friendship (to which, both of them had also quite strongly disagreed upon). 

A mere three hours after their outpour of sentiments, as you’re rewatching episodes of Dr. Romantic with Chohee, the pair drunkenly call you, requesting a video chat. You’re pretty sure not one of them is aware of what’s happening, especially with Jimin refilling his shot glass every thirty seconds; Soomin speaking gibberish, and Chohee literally teasing them through the screen of your laptop and yet none of them seem to mind a damn thing about it. 

So, with hopes that each of them arrived home safely last night, you type in your text message. 

‘What is this place, really?’ you mutter to yourself, slightly regretting your decision to take the subway instead of a cab. You only ride taxis for places you’re not familiar with (such is the case with today) but you didn’t want to spend twice as much solely for transportation so you took the train to the building. 

Now you feel lost. You’ve just gone to the main entrance of the building, but there was scaffolding barring the entrance, and now you’re struggling to look for Entrance B with the singular tarpaulin saying “Please use Entrance B” and a faded arrow below pointing to the left. After a grueling ten minutes of asking people for directions and walking all over the place, you finally find Entrance B and hurry on your way inside. 

There’s already a small crowd forming where the directions for the processing of your license is posted, and you can’t seemingly read the directions all the way down with people clearly taller than you blocking the way. 

“What’s the matter? Can’t see the directions, smally?” 

Your instant recognition of his voice makes you hang your head low. You figure there’s no way you can get rid of this guy anytime soon. 

“Hello, Jungkook.” 

Why is it that he’s always there wherever you are? He couldn’t be stalking me, could he? 

Jungkook almost spits his water on the girl in front of him. Oh, so he heard your thoughts then. “Yeah, you wish, woman. I wouldn’t do that even if you had one million strapped to your neck.” You roll your eyes at him. 

“Wasn’t asking for any conditions for you to do that, but thanks for letting me know your thoughts.” 

“Awh, you mad, babe?” Shaking your head at him, you try to continue peering over everyone’s shoulder to check the post. “If it makes you feel any better, I would for two million though.” 

You were just about to retaliate with a smart comment, but you see a girl walking towards Jungkook while twirling her hair with her newly manicured fingers. “Jungkook-oppa, you’re here!” she says, hooking her arm on his elbow. 

Ah yes, it’s the same brat that kept defending Jungkook’s ass during the KMLE exam. “Why don’t you come with us? My mom works here,” her voice gets down to a whisper, but loud enough for you to hear. “If you come with us, you wouldn’t have to fall in line, then maybe we could have lunch together. 

Jungkook removes her hand from his, “No thank you, I’ll just wait here.” 

“With her?”

The audacity of this bitch. 

“Yes, with her.” Jungkook says, not skipping a beat. “She’s...better company.” Oof, that’s gotta hurt. 

You try not to show much of your currently soaring pride on your face, but you can’t help but clear your throat as a terrible disguise for a snort. The girl becomes silent after that, with most of her friends trying to control their facial expressions after Jungkook’s reply. 

“Fine then, your loss,” she says with a flip of her hair, then makes her exit. 

You're unsure what to do now as the girl has already left, and you’re also not sure if you’re entirely happy about being left with Jungkook now. “Why didn’t you go with her? Could’ve saved you a lot of time considering the people here.” 

Jungkook clenches his jaw, as if in thought. “I don’t like cheating. I believe that there’s a different value in the reward that comes with something you worked hard for.” 

You’re surprised. You really hadn’t expected this kind of quote, coming out of Jungkook out of all people, but you find yourself nodding as he speaks, quite impressed that you share the same principles. 

As the crowd starts to disperse, you and Jungkook finally get your turns to take a look at the poster. “Is it often?” 

“What is?” 

You point a thumb backwards towards where the girl had gone to, “Having girls throw themselves at you all the time?” 

“Oh that,” Jungkook chuckles, then gives you a lopsided smirk, “Yeah, that. Hadn’t realized being this hot was so tiring.” Squinting your eyes at him, it then again dawns on you that you shouldn’t even have asked him that sort of question at all. 

“You know,” he says, nudging your shoulder with his, “I’m quite jealous of you really,” your brows crease together. This can’t be good. “At least you don’t experience all of that, cause you know…” he says, gesticulating his hands over his face. 

He did not just insinuate that you were not...attractive at all. Huh. This bastard can wait for his license alone then. 

“Goodbye, Jungkook.” 

“Hang on! ________, wait! I was just messing with you,” Jungkook laughs, running after you.

The cashier is already scanning the last items on your grocery list by the time Jimin and Soomin had texted you that they were done with their licenses, and you three had agreed on meeting up by the mall’s concierge. It doesn’t take long before you all decide on having Italian for dinner, after seeing the restaurant nearest to where the concierge was. 

“Wait, it took you guys only half an hour?” you exclaim, recalling how you had to endure at least more than an hour with Jungkook as you waited for your licenses to finish. Thankfully though, the latter had other errands to run so you two parted ways as soon as you got your IDs. 

Jimin, always the gentleman, offers to get your group the utensils as well as a few condiments and spices you might need with your meals. “Soomin-ssi, do you know anybody else who’s going to Woocheon too?” he says, setting the silverware atop the napkins. 

Soomin thanks Jimin for the thoughtful gesture, sending a small smile his way. You squeal inwardly, wanting to know what happened last night for them to interact like this. “Um, also, I’m not so sure about the others who will be attending Woocheon too...I only got a glimpse of the list, sorry.” 

“Ah, no worries about that. So, how was the dinner party last night?” 

The two glance at each other, seemingly communicating with their eyes. Oookay, what’s going on between these two? What exactly happened last night? If they wanted to be alone, they could’ve just said so… 

“It was fun,” Jimin initiates, plastering  what seems to be a painfully wide grin on his face. Soomin nods along with him as she adds more, “Honestly, I don’t remember much about last night, but I do recall Jimin calling me ‘sajangnim’ the whole night. And I told him to not call me that, but Jimin here is a stubborn man.” 

“Yeah, you complained about that too last night,” you laugh, cutting your garlic bread into pieces. “Wait, what?” Jimin squints his eyes at you, “Were you there last night? How did you....” 

“I’m guessing you both don’t remember calling me last night too, didn’t you?” 

“We did?!” they say in unison, making your eyes go wide. “Did I do something stupid?” “Please tell me I didn’t say something I shouldn’t have?” 

“Hmm, well, it was quite the conversation last night,” you tease them, wanting to see how far this can go, “plus Chohee was there too so I have another key witness.” 

“What?” Jimin squeaks, lips pressing into a thin line, “what’s the key witness for?” 

“That, my friend, is up to you to remember and figure out.” You give each of them a wink, before turning your attention back to your pasta.  

Transferring all your groceries to one hand, you fish your keys from your purse, shaking it lightly to hear its jingle as you blindly course your fingers through your bag. As the elevator doors open, you see your neighbor down the end of the hall, trailing after a man. 

Ayoung hears the elevator bell ding and turns to your direction. She excitedly points her thumb to her back, mouthing ‘new tenant’ to you. She keys in her code and lets the guy in first. The moment he’s inside, she leans by the doorframe and whispers how hot the guy actually was and how much of a lucky neighbor you were going to be. 

You shake your head at her, leaving Ayoung to entertain her guest. Of course, not forgetting to pray that she manages to score you a hot man next door.

© joontier 2021

[dezaia]

6persoschallenge n°2 ▬ Zekeriah Shafiq (personnage que je n'ai pas assez joué)

fc. diego luna || sorcier || oubliator & artificier magique || univers harry potter || 2016 to 2018

➺ bastard to papa

Zekeriah, c’est l’histoire d’un petit sang mêlé qui n’a rien demandé à personne. Il est né d’un père anglais et d’une mère indienne, alors que les Shafiq avaient également des origines latines quelque part dans leur arbre ! Premier enfant de la famille, unique héritier. Il a eu trois cousines et une petite sœur Moana. Il ne sait pas trop pourquoi, mais lorsqu’il a sept ans, son père disparait et le laisse lui et sa mère qui vient de donner naissance à sa sœur. Propulsé patriarche dans cette ancienne famille de sang pur — mêlée par la naissance de ses cousines, Moana et lui-même — Zekeriah fera en sorte d’être le modèle pour sa famille, le garçonnet serviable qui protège la veuve et l’orphelin. Il est réparti dans la maison des Serpentard, car il était assez ambitieux et peut-être trop borderline pour le choixpeau.

Si sa scolarité s’est faxée très simplement en faisant de lui un très bon élève en potion, Zekeriah est resté quelqu’un de très droit, qui voulait montrer l’exemple, mais également sa loyauté. Il a tenté de passer deux fois le concours des aurores, mais il l’a échoué deux fois à cause de son caractère, car c’est loin d’être le petit soldat qui se pliera aux ordres s’il se juge trop en danger. Oubliator par défaut, Zeke voit également sa petite sœur tomber malade. Une maladie orpheline qui bloque son flux magique, faisant de Moana une cracmole aux yeux de la société magique. Entre deux missions, il a le temps de la visiter et de faire la connaissance du corps médical qui l’accompagne. Dont Astrea Black, l’une des filles de la noble famille du même nom. Chien et chat durant des années, leur relation ne semblait pas s’améliorer. Jusqu’au décès d’épuisement de sa mère, Zekeriah a toujours fait en sorte de subvenir aux besoins de sa famille.

La prise du pouvoir de Voldemort en 1981 ? Zekeriah y a perdu son métier, mais surtout Moana. Déchet de la société, rebus, elle a été tuée alors qu’il s’est battu comme un diable, mais pétrifiée, il n’a rien pu faire hormis assisté au pire. Il a su bien plus tard qu’Astrea avait empêché du mieux qu’elle pouvait la matrone Black de tuer sa sœur lors de ce jour fatidique. Sans le sou, sans raison réelle de vivres, Zeke s’est reconverti dans les artifices magiques. Feux d’artifice et autres joyeusetés… Ce qu’il préfère ce sont les bombes et il maîtrise parfaitement cet art ! Surtout quand lors de la coupe du monde de Quidditch, il fait pas mal de dégâts avec un explosif… Malgré la victoire de l’Ordre, on le remerciera pour sa participation, car ses méthodes trop sanguinaires tuent également les innocents.

Peut-être est-ce pour rentrer dans les bonnes grâces de l’Ordre qu’il infiltre la maison close de la famille Black, devenu une petite mafia lors de la prise de pouvoir de Voldemort. À sa tête ? Astrea elle-même qui n’avait pas d’autre choix que de suivre les ordres de sa famille. Il se fait repérer par la demoiselle, mais à défaut de la trahir, elle l’aidera à ressembler des informations. Oui, Astrea manque de se faire découvrir et pour la protéger, il l’oubliette une première fois et disparait dans la nature quelque temps avant de reprendre sa place. S’il débloque la mémoire de la Black, c’est pour qu’elle l’aide une seconde fois. Mais les choses s’accélèrent trop peut-être et une nouvelle fois, elle est en danger parce qu’elle l’aide et sans doute parce qu’ils ont une liaison. Après un dernier rendez-vous, Zekeriah l’oubliette pour la dernière fois et fuit quelque part en Inde pendant un an.

Lors qu’il revient, car il est contacté par l’un de ses meilleurs amis : le Leader de l’Ordre du Phénix. Zekeriah fait ce qu’on lui demande, vivant sa vie de fugitif… Jusqu’à retomber sur Astrea… Cette femme. En un an, Zeke a eu le temps de mettre des mots sur ses sentiments. Mais il tombe de bien haut lors qu’il apprend que l’enfant d’une dizaine de mois est le sien ! Marqué d’une mèche bleue électrique au milieu de sa tignasse noire — comme sa fille —, Zekeriah continuera de se battre pour l’Ordre, dans l’espoir de libérer le monde des mangemorts et de leurs pouvoirs afin de vivre avec cette femme qu’il aime et cette fille qu’il veut connaître… En espérant pouvoir recharmer la Black qui a tout oublié de lui et de leur liaison.

➺ et aujourd'hui ?

Aaah Zeke, une histoire d’amour vraiment. C’était à l’époque où Rogue One venait de sortir et une copine — l’une des meilleures aujourd’hui — a pensé qu’un scénario avec Diego pour une Felicity serait une bonne idée. J’ai adoré le pitch qu’elle m’a fait de lui, ce pitch qui vous fait vous inscrire avec une IP sur un VPN pour qu’on ne sache pas que c’est vous ! (quoi c’est mal ?) Pendant une grosse année, j’ai joué Zekeriah comme si de rien n’était, juste parce que ça me faisait plaisir.

Zeke aurait très bien pu être ce perso pour lequel je suis sortie de ma zone de confort, car j’ai eu énormément de mal à embrayer avec un petit con arrogant et vulgaire, même s’il a cette part de fragilité qui me correspond bien en tant que joueuse. C’est aussi l’un des débuts de la grande histoire d’avoir que j’ai avec ma Sainte Trinité de Latinos ! (Oscar Isaac, Diego Luna, Pedro Pascal) Zeke, c’est le personnage qui m’a ouvert les yeux sur pas mal de choses et sur ma capacité à jouer des gentils pas si gentils que ça, enfin à faire des personnages plus en demi-teinte. Le drame de sa famille, la perte de sa sœur, tout cela est plutôt lié à l’univers du forum à l’époque pour tout dire ! Mais ça reste un personnage que je n’ai pas assez joué, j’ai beaucoup de regret.

Ne pas avoir Rp assez vite avec lui

Ne pas avoir réussi à le prendre en main tout de suite

Le gros du gros le voilà.

J’ai pu rejouer Zeke, il avait été légèrement modifié. Cette seconde fois, il était de sang pur, la guerre avait fait rage lorsqu’il était bébé et il ne l’avait pas connu. Il avait quand même perdu sa sœur de la maladie qui bloquait sa magie, son père l’avait bien abandonné, il avait bien trois dindes de cousines. Mais il avait aussi un fils de onze ans, conçu lors d’une des dernières soirées à Poudlard ! Il avait le petit comme élève depuis cette année.

Contrairement à la première version, il était poufsouffle, directeur de cette maison et professeur de DCFM. Il avait été oubliator par dépit c’est vrai ! Mais il avait quitté son emploi suite à un accident de voiture provoqué par des moldus lors d’une mission. Il avait cela dit une grosse peur phobique du monde moldu. J’y avais aussi ajouté des problèmes de poids durant l’adolescence. Ce n’était pas le jeune avec le physique parfait, il était même plutôt ingrat — exploitant là mes propres déboires et les extériorisant — mais il avait réussi à y faire face un ami et l’infirmière de l’époque à Poudlard. C’était devenu un chic type…

Mais le vrai Zekeriah, la version originale, elle me manquera toujours et j’aurais toujours ce goût d’inachevé sur la langue. J’aurais vraiment aimé écrire la galère qu’il aurait eue face à Astrea, la relation qu’il aurait eue avec sa fille puisque dans la V1 il la connaissait bébé et aurait pu l’élever, alors que dans la V2, le petit à déjà 11 ans, presque 12…

Franchement, j’ai manqué de temps et j’aimerais toujours profondément ce personnage un peu con, mais si touchant dans sa quête de fonder la famille parfaite qu’il n’a jamais eue ! En tout cas, merci @mysterious-corvidae​  @corvidae-challenge pour le challenge, je pense pouvoir établir un bon bilan des choses qui reviennent à chaque fois dans mes persos comme ça :’) 

[xianglingslesbian]

way of kings, Satsuki’s moving castle (👀), Daiki’s basketball (👀👀), oh no he’s hot, and unstoppable force/immovable object pls

ah hihi! ty for the ask!! <3 this got very long so i am putting it under a cut

the way of kings

this is basically just a knb stormlight au lmaooo. i actually dont have much yet its just a vague outline and the main character placements. i also have to work out a LOT of stuff bc. heralds. i’ll list the placements i have for now!!

kaladin - hyuuga OR aomine i really cannot decide smh. EDIT HOLY SHIT MIDORIMA IS THE PERFECT KALADIN 

adolin - kise bc you cant tell me that ‘“fight me!” adolin said’ isn’t PEAK kise energy

shallan - .......izuki. puns? puns. also yay for shared insecurity complexes and refusal to address their own mental health

dalinar - kasamatsucchi <3 he has the eyebrows and the blue uniform don’t @ me

jasnah - uhh araki, solely because i didn’t wanna change au!jasnah’s gender. otherwise 100% would have been midorima

sadeas - imayoshit :) everyone flip off the manipulative bastard

renarin - kurokooooo!! okay but the idea of a person construed as weak finding their own way in the world is really similar b/w these two

sylphrena - momoi <333 syl rlly do have momoi energy tbh

i do have a couple more placements BUT idk where ur at in the series and it could be a potential spoiler so i’m gonna shut up now. tagging @serenesavagery bc i think she’d like this ily saori

satsuki’s moving castle

ok here’s an AU i actually have shit planned out for (and some chapters written) lmaooo it’s a momoi/riko howl AU!! riko = sophie + momoi = howl is rlly fun to write lol. also aomine is calcifer bc let’s be real that tiny fire demon was basically just demon!aomine. the chapter titles in this one are gold tbh i’m really proud of them -- examples are, “Do YOU Want A Charming Stranger To Sweep You Off Your Feet? [Not Clickbait]” and “Riko Aida Presents - Being Old Sucks, Part 1/? (Also, There's A Demon But That’s Not Important)”.

tiny snippet: 

Riko could feel the stirrings of heat in her cheeks as Satsuki pressed against her, arm laying on her hand. 

“Let me,” she said sweetly. Dazed, Riko did so, moving aside so Satsuki had better access to the food. 

“Hand me a couple of eggs and some more bacon, please,” Satsuki instructed. Riko complied, doing her best to keep her composure. This was the wicked wizard Satsuki, not just any pretty girl - she had to be on her guard. 

Satsuki cooked much the same way Riko did, planting a few doubts in the now-aged girl’s mind. Eggshells in the eggs, blackened bacon… perhaps her cooking really was bad.

Then again, from what she’d seen of Junpei, he did have a tendency to exaggerate.

“no its totally not gay for a girl to cook over your shoulder what do you mean” - aida riko, circa 1920 (approx. when this is set bc it follows the ghibli movie)

daiki’s basketball

yes its an aomine-kuroko roleswap yes i like torturing myself because it comes w/the bonus of inflicting this upon my readers. it’s my first multichapter, and like ewbts it’s also half posted and then i realised how shittily i’d written it so i started rewriting smh. the only redeemable bit about v1 is the summary bc it’s good for my summary standards: 

tetsu had changed. tetsu was no longer his partner. but daiki saw that same spark in kagami, and even if he wasn’t one for sappy romantic stuff like tetsu, maybe this time… maybe this time the light he picked would stay with him.

im not crying you are

a small snippet: 

“Well, you like painting. Maybe paint a basketball on the school wall or something?” Satsuki suggested absently, still looking at the giant chocolate fountain. It couldn’t hurt to go in and try it, right?

“Thanks, Satsuki.” Daiki’s voice had a sudden spark to it, and Satsuki’s eyes shot wide as she realised what she’d said.

“No - Dai, wait! You can’t-” But he’d already cut the call.

Oh, God save Satsuki Momoi.

(yes. he did actually. paint the fucking school wall. god save momoi indeed)

oh no he’s hot

this is an older idea but one i still love tbh! i have to work around the setting bc i wanna set it in not-america 😂 i have a summary written up which describes it well so i will plug it: 

Everything was in place. Zuko would have adopted Izumi by this time tomorrow; would have met the demands of his company; would be a father, the best one that he could. He had to admit he was a little more than excited - it’s not every day that you get to be a father, and especially not to a firecracker like Izumi. Now, if only Izumi’s social worker weren’t this attractive… and if only he weren’t the same man that Zuko had been absolutely, abominably horrible to the previous week.

its a zukka modern AU in which zuko is running his dad’s company after ousting ozai, and the board pressures him to get an heir. ace gay bean zuko decides he’ll adopt instead. also azula/katara subplot with katara being an intern at azula’s hospital (NOT in charge of azula tho bc that can lead to some weird power dynamics). highkey slowburn romance tbh. zukka hate each other for only a bit, but the friendzoning is unreal lmao

immovable object meets unstoppable force

this is a set of legend of korra rewrite oneshots! basically im trying to fix all the colorism, sexism and other issues + give a better rep to korrasami bc lbr we deserved more development. also side character rights <3 

i actually have posted one fic of it here so i suppose this counts as a snippet? its pema/lin hahaha yay for lesbians

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thank you so much for this ask i just really ran away with it i get excited talking about my projects and wow now i have fuel for daiki’s basketball again so that might just be the one i finish soonest <3 

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KHR posts in review: 2017

And, of course, the frankly unbelievable amount of shit I’ve posted to this canon’s tag. 

- 4851, screencaps, When your gay crush finally stops acting like a cold Millefiore douchebag and is back to being the stressed queer nerd you always knew before

- 4851, screencaps, a+ compliments with spanner, everybody

- Chikusa, screencaps, art evolution

- Ken, screencaps, art evolution

- Chikusa, screencaps, hat switching

- KHR general, callie caps, callie watches the Choice Arc

- Ken, screencap, bag head

- Chikusa, rp shenanigans, yoyo mister

- Chikusa, screencaps, the hat collection 

- Chikusa, screencap, he’s just pretty ok

- Tsuna, meta, formative mafia experiences

- Kokuyo and Shimon, meta, parallels 

- Haru and Kyoko, meta, not being combatants 

- Kyoko, headcanon, subconscious illusions

- Chikusa, meta, reaction to Ken’s loss

- Kyoko, meta grumbling, she is nothing like Nana

- Chikusa, rp shenanigans, i don’t think spiders have tongues 

- KHR general, fanfic stuff, khr god au basics

- Shoichi and Byakuran, meta, the traitor reveal 

- Shoichi, meta, Shoichi Irie has the strongest sun flame fight me on it

- Shoichi, screencaps, good guy shoichi

- Shoichi, screencaps, baby shoichi time traveling round 1

- Shoichi, screencaps, baby shoichi time traveling round 2

- Shoichi and Byakuran, screencaps, let him be happy

- 10051 and 4851, shitposting, we fucked up in our last relationship self

- Kgang and Tsuna, shitposting, hansel and gretel and casual cannibalism 

- Chikusa, meta, a talented boy

- Kgang, screencaps, Ken’s casual cannibalism 

- Gokudera, screencaps, early kokuyo arc

- Hibari and Tsuna, screencaps, i love between frame faces

- Tsuna, screencaps, save him 

- M.M., meta, inconsistent characterization 

- Chikusa, screencaps, bloody 

- Chikusa, screencaps, yoyos

- Ken, screencaps, the beginning of almost every frame of Ken Joshima

- Chikusa/Ken, commissioned work, shitteens smooching

- Lal Mirch, shitposting, her muscles

- M.M., meta???, mukuro-chan

- Ken, icons, ep20

- Chikusa, screencaps, beat up

- Ken, icons, ep21

- Arcobaleno, shitposting, everyone is birb

- Varia, shitposting, everyone is still birb

- Chikusa/Ken, rp shenanigans, breaking their hearts

- Mukuro, shitposting, he’s hot

- M.M., shitposting, how to kiss a boy

- Chikusa/Ken, commissioned art, slobber boy

- Chikusa, meta, distress at Ken’s loss v2

- Gokudera, meta, pinpointing a clarinet

- Bianchi, meta, identifying how it works

- Lancia, screencaps, save him

- Tsuna, shitposting, dealing with mukuro ages 14 v 16

- Mukuro vs Hibari, screencaps, u lil shit

- Ken, icons, ep25

- Ken, icons, ep26

- Ken, icons, ep50

- Chikusa/Ken, shitposting, he is an eternal flame!!

- Kgang, au shenanigan, beauty salon au 

- Mukuro, meta, he made his appearance with a fog machine

- Ken, icons, ep51

- Mukuro and Mammon, screencaps, here i stand before you

- Ken, icons, ep52

- Kgang, meta grumbling, the inheritance arc

- KHR general, merch, akihabara

- Ken, icons, ep53

- Tsuna/Mukuro, rp shenanigans/shitposting, torturing mukuro with the idea of a loving relationship

- Ken, icons, ep54

- Ken, icons, ep55

- Ken, icons, ep57/58

- Ken, icons, ep60

- Ken, icons, ep61

- Squalo, shitposting, in a shark’s mouth

- Chikusa, screencaps, ken!

- Chikusa, screencaps, sadface

- Ken, icons, ep62

- Ken, icons, ep63-65

- Chikusa, screencaps, gum 

- KHR general, shitposting, mukurowl

- Chrome, screencaps, love her

- Ken, icons, ep89/90

- Chikusa, screencaps, annoyed

- Chikusa, screencaps, glasses

- KHR general, icons, 9000+ icons of most characters

- Ken, icons, ep91

- Kgang, shitposting, snapchats

- Aria and the Cervello, meta/theory, the Cervello were part of the Giglio Nero

- Chikusa and Ken, shitposting, if a demon possessed me...

- Mukuro, rp shenanigans, physical affection 

- Chikusa and Ken, shitposting, what’s up u depressed bastard

- Cervello, art?, fashion

- Chikusa and Ken and Chrome, shitposting, gay culture

- Chrome, art, fashion

- Kgang, shitposting, free trip to the town jail!

- Shitt P, art, fashion

- chikusa and ken, shitposting, calming down 

- Adelheid, art, fashion

- Chikusa and Ken, shitposting, nearbi

- Squalo, art, fashion

- Chikusa and Ken, shitposting, carnivore

- Haru, art, fashion

- Chikusa and Ken, shitposting, murder

- M.M., art, fashion

- Kgang, screencaps, teasing

- Chikusa, screencap, pretty boy

- Chikusa, screencap, sigh

- Hibari and Mukuro, shitposting, spotted

- Ken, icons, ep144

- Shitt P and Gokudera, shitposting, smacking a horse

- Chikusa, screencaps, battle ready

- Shitt P and Gokudera, screencaps, bnw

- Shitt P and Gokudera, screencaps, tinted

- Chikusa, screencaps, slumped

- KHR general, callie caps, callie watches the primo gen filler

- Mukuro, art, fashion

- Chikusa, screencaps, fighting

- Chikusa, screencaps, plums

- Tsuna, screencaps, yikes

- Chikusa, meta, yoyo combat

- Ken, icons, ep145

- KHR general, shitposting, what the fuck

- Chikusa, shitposting, laying on the floor

- Kgang, screencaps, monster tamer

- Chikusa/Mukuro, shitposting, personality v1

- Chrome/Mukuro, shitposting, personality v2

- Haru/Adelheid, fanfic, magic prompt

- Haru/Adelheid, fanfic, rain prompt

- KHR general, shitposting, what’s going on

- Haru/Adelheid, art, fireworks

- Haru/Adelheid, fanfic, books prompt

- Chikusa/Ken, shitposting, that one person

- Chikusa, art, fashion

- Haru/Adelheid, fanfic, swimsuit prompt

- Yamamoto, shitposting, paladin oath

- Chikusa and Ken, shitposting, you got through everything

- Ken, shitposting, i’m gonna bark at it

- Kgang, shitposting, last time you talked you went to jail!

- Kgang, shitposting, orphan vacation 

- Ken, shitposting, chaotic gay

- Ken/Chikusa, shitposting, stay safe

- Ken and Chikusa, shitposting, don’t feel like it

- Ken, shitposting, roll for initiative 

- KHR general, merch, perfume 

- Chikusa, meta, assassination vs fighting

- Ken, screencaps, experiments

- Kyoko, shitposting, take responsibility 

- Kgang, shitposting, ot3

- Kgang, shitposting, intimidating number of orphans

- Chrome and Mukuro, meta, who is the mist guardian?

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[yuesya]

Hello! I've been browsing your blog and then I saw this under the first ask of Toji ver. Bastard AU:

I saw the Shiki angst and jumped to the opportunity. Here's the sketch of their first meeting:

Did Toji buy her or did he sneak in to steal her? Who knows(it's probably 2)

Also: Does pre-MEoDP Shiki in this AU has green eyes or brown?

It’s been a long time since Toji had last stepped foot in this place.

… Back then, he’d only just left the Zenin Clan behind. Doing a job for the rival Gojo Clan had sounded like a great idea at the time, in his petty, vindictive mind. There had been no real reason for him to refuse such an easy job that paid well.

Similarly to the Zenins, the Gojos meticulously warded everything on clan grounds with seals and barriers… but tended to overlook the little things that sorcerers never paid attention to. Really, what good was warding a house against eavesdroppers relying on hiding seals? For someone with sharp hearing like Toji, they could easily just lean back a considerable distance away and listen clearly through the walls.

… think he’ll come? Only a bastard child…

He’s the father, isn’t he? … Besides, if he doesn’t want her, then we could always…

… to the Kamo Clan, right? Weren’t they looking for a bride for that unworthy heir… at least she’ll fetch a good price, useless thing…

Toji silently listens to the dull conversation droning on and on behind closed doors.

His own childhood in the Zenin Clan hadn’t been a happy one, not by any stretch of the word. As someone with zero cursed energy, in a clan that exalted sorcerers –there was no kind fate that awaited a child like him. And, if he was hearing things correctly… then, for ‘Gojo Shiki’ as well.

He’s not entirely sure how to explain it, this sudden urge to come back to the Gojo Clan that he’d left behind him and see the girl with his own two eyes. His daughter, a child whom Toji feels absolutely no attachment to and only ever registered in a distant corner of his mind like some abstract concept. Nothing more, nothing less.

And yet, here he was.

Toji stands in front of a set of sliding doors to an unobtrusive, out-of-the-way room. The one where the disgrace was kept, according to the information that he’d gleaned during his eavesdropping just now.

It’s not in his nature to hesitate. Toji raises a large hand to push open the doors, and sees his daughter for the first time.

Small, is his first thought. The kid looks small and scrawny –is the Gojo Clan even feeding her? No, wait, that’s a stupid question. The clothes that she’s wearing are servants’ clothing, too-large and hanging loosely over bony wrists.

Her hair is white, the stark whiteness that the Gojo Clan so liked to take pride in. But the dark eyes that steadily gaze back at him from that pale face are all Toji.

… She looks more like Hina than she does Toji, though. Probably a good thing, for a girl.

For a long moment, the two stare at each other in complete silence.

Toji… doesn’t really know what he’s doing. It had been a decision made on the spur of the moment, to sneak back into the Gojo Clan after they contacted him with some drivel about ‘buying his daughter.’ Cheap, for a kid from a sorcery clan –but it made sense, if she didn’t have a cursed technique. In a sorcery clan, if you didn’t have a cursed technique, then you were useless. Utterly worthless.

There’s no room in Toji’s black, shriveled heart for things like compassion and sympathy. As far as he’s concerned, any child of his can claw their way out of the dark pit of sorcery clans on their own, just like he did.

But this girl… aside from her eyes, she doesn’t resemble Toji at all. She’s shockingly small and scrawny, where Toji had always been filled out and physically gifted, thanks to his Heavenly Restriction. It’s also thanks to his Heavenly Restriction that his eyes can pick out details like the clusters needle-pricks on her wrists and fingers, no doubt accompanied by even greater numbers of such marks tucked away beneath her clothes.

Painful injuries that were discreet, and would leave no marks under the average eye. Meant to torture, rather than teach.

“… Are you the one buying me?”

Toji scowls. “No.”

The white-haired girl blinks, and nods curtly. “If you’re not buying, then you shouldn’t be here.”

Somehow, even though Toji doesn’t care one jot about the child, something about her words makes his scowl deepen.

That toneless voice, wholly uncaring. Frigid like ice, even as she holds herself carefully still. But her act of unaffected boredom does not fool Toji.

“I’m not handing over a single yen of my hard-earned money to the Gojo Clan,” he tells her. Then, in a move that surprises them both, Toji steps over the threshold of the room and scoops the girl up with a single arm.

She’s… light. As light as a feather, which makes Toji want to kill something, weirdly enough.

“… I might be worthless to them, but the Gojo Clan will still want compensation for me,” the girl says.

Toji rolls his eyes. “This is a kidnapping. If the Gojo Clan wants you back, then they’re the ones who’ll have to pay me a ransom, got it?”

A rapid blink. “They won’t. Are you going to sell me off, then?”

Toji tightens his grip on the girl. “Only if you don’t stay on your best behavior for me, 'cuz I don't know how to deal with kids.”

[yuesya]

A megumi raised by shiki instead of tsumiki what are the changes on his personality? In the au he and shiki was took under tsukumo's wing is he studying on Kyoto with his (not) bestfriend todo?

I think megumi and todo knowing each other in childhood is objectively hilarious.

What is current satoru's opinion on his now estranged bastard sister and her little brother?

Megumi in this 'verse would be a lot more stabby I think. Maybe with a penchant for sharp objects as well.

Megumi isn't studying in either jujutsu school; although Tsukumo nominally takes them under her wing, Shiki and Megumi see the woman as more of a force of nature that randomly drops into their lives, causes absolute chaos, then leaves as easily as she arrives. They're probably more fond of Larue than they are Tsukumo.

Satoru is vaguely rueful that killing Toji has made his half-sister and her half-brother unlikely to ever truly open up to him, but he doesn't regret killing the man. He doesn't hide this attitude from Shiki. Shiki appreciates that he doesn't try to lie to her, but she also doesn't appreciate the fact that he killed Toji. For all the man's many faults... he was still her father.

(Maybe one day, she'll forgive her half-brother. But Shiki knows herself, and she is not someone who forgets.)

[yuesya]

Wouldn’t it be funny in bastard au v1 toji does not kill himself in shibuya and is forced into this awkward family reunion because honestly Shiki deserves to scream at him and megumi gets to watch it with popcorn. I’m sure he’d be internally proud of Shiki comitting a massacre towards the Zenin clan to the point of crippling it.

Lmao Imagine Shiki and Toji hijacking Dagon’s domain and beating him up? Talk about father and daughter bonding time.

Since the Zenin Clan is severely weakened,how’s Maki and Mai’s situation? You said that Maki later tries to find Shiki, how did that go?

Or or! Imagine things going along similarly to canon and Toji wanders into Dagon's domain, except five seconds later the domain shatters because Shiki is hunting down her not-dead father for a talk and god forbid a Domain Expansion gets in the way. Dagon just ends up as collateral damage to the ongoing family drama here (sorry, Dagon).

I'd imagine in this 'verse Maki still becomes a sorcerer, but Mai doesn't. Canonically, Mai never had any real drive to be a sorcerer -it was the Zenin Clan that forced her into it, and that was because Maki ran off to become a sorcerer. The sisters' relationship is a lot more amicable in this 'verse.

Their relationship with Naoya is a lot more amicable too. Naoya was disabused of his misogynistic prejudices when Shiki had her rampage, and he's actually a pretty chill older cousin who tries to do his best for what remains of the Zenin Clan.

Maki attempts to find Shiki a few times, but never actually succeeds until the aftermath of Shibuya.

[yuesya]

Bastard au v1 Megumi is not raised by satoru?? Shiki as a curse user for a period of time?? Being taken under Tsukumo's wing? I have so many questions

Would this would mean Megumi has to interact with Todo since childhood which would be funny as hell.

What's his opinion on Tsukumo and Todo? Does he get enrolled in Kyoto instead, what about Yuji? Did Toji still sell him to the Zenins? What is the Zenin clans opinion on Shiki and Megumi?

Megumi is raised by Shiki in this AU instead of Satoru! Instead of Todo beating up Megumi in their first encounter, the two of them get beat up by Tsukumo together in the name of training. There's no bonding quite like getting beaten up together by a vastly superior, insurmountable foe.

I haven't made up my mind about the school yet! Equally possible that Megumi just goes to a regular public school instead of The sorcery schools. Toji would've gone ahead with selling Megumi, except in this 'verse instead of Satoru stopping the Zenin Clan cold, Shiki picks up some cursed tools her father left behind and carves a bloody path through the Zenin Clan. Naoya inherits the tattered remains of the Zenin Clan as one of the few remaining sorcerers. The general consensus regarding Shiki and Megumi in the aftermath of this is: Do Not Fuck With Them.

[yuesya]

for bastard au v1 (shiki is toji’s bastard daughter who he kidnapped): after the whole mess with the zenin clan, what is daily life like for the fushiguro siblings? does shiki make time for megumi even with her mercenary schedule, the way toji never really did? what does megumi think of everything that went down? and, to satisfy my yuzuki brainrot, do him and shiki ever meet? (probably not, but they really are great together, top tier relationship in all verses they’re in, platonic or romantic)

(also, love zenith and your au’s, i’m super hyped for every update! <333)

I'd imagine that after making sure that the Zenin Clan knows to Back Off, Shiki would stop deliberately running and hiding. The two of them would still keep a low profile, but they don't hide, because Shiki has made it abundantly clear that she can and will put anyone who touches a single hair on her brother's head into the ground. They probably get a few encounters with Geto at some point, but Shiki doesn't trust him because of what happened during the Star Plasma Vessel mission -there's no reason for him to be kind to Fushiguro Toji's children, and in this 'verse Shiki has learned to be wary of kindness. Maybe the two of them eventually get picked up by Tsukumo?

Unfortunately in this 'verse it's unlikely that Shiki and Yuzuki would encounter each other, since Shiki has no interest in going to the Gojos and Yuzuki is pretty much bedbound.

Thanks for reading and I'm glad you're enjoying zenith!