#bastard attitude

[adinafay]

How difficult would it be, really, for Astarion to just masquerade as a really pale Drow in the underdark?

[hypertechnica]

did it mean anything to you?

[hey-hey-j]

and now for some more Retail!AU: Creek! A philosophy major, he got into university through his family's connections/money and spends most of his time dicking around campus pretending to be this "enlightened guru." He's in Branch's math class. They haaaaaaate each other.

(★ my Kofi)

[tvckerwash]

I like to think that during pfl (using his s9 characterization, not s10) wash is the guy you go to when you want to know something (ah la a line in the fall of reach novel I believe where chief says the enlisted personnel always seem to know stuff bc wash is clearly enlisted).

he's in a position where he's privy to information from the higher-ups, and he's friendly enough with the lower rungs that he knows the gossip going around. as a bonus though, wash ain't no narc, so if you want that information you need to offer him something of equivalent exchange (consequently fueling the 'guy who knows things' thing). for example, north had to tell him about using equipment in the field in order to get him to tell him what his meeting with internals was about.

wash isn't the only guy who knows things, of course, but he's the guy who has the widest base of general knowledge. ct is also someone who knows things, but she's a lot more specific, and what she lacks in scale she more than makes up for with how in-depth her knowledge is. wash is where you learn about something from, ct is where you get all the juicy details (to the point of it almost being tmi). she also has an equivalent exchange policy, but people tend to be a bit more reluctant to get information from her because of what her knowledge is (and the borderline 'insane conspiracy theorist' energy doesn't help either).

florida? well...you don't wanna know what he knows. the cost is simply too high.

[cocosnowlo-drawings]

My favorite detective sidekick 🔥

[howdoyousleep3]

Daddy James is the kind of Daddy to take his dick out and start touching himself when y’all are arguing or you’re throwing a fit because he can’t hellllllp how hot he is for you fired up 😮‍💨

[dragongobrr]

i call this character archetype the flying bastard

[al-mayriti]

idk if it's because my mum worked in a tv magazine or what but all the media wars and backstabbing and stuff happening behind the cameras is so so interesting to me

[mielmoto]

thinking about the fact that honey probably would succumb to the fairy instinct to make deceptive and inherently unfair "contracts" with people/humans with little hesitation if those people just, like, suck out loud

[rileylastname]

i really hope they start selling the Lords in Black’s dolls. I think people would go crazy for a Nibbly doll. I would love to get my hands on a Wiggly or a Blinky

[charbles]

hi im posting something other than fnaf hope thats ok gang :}

[pineneedle-prick]

mmm crossover

minors dni

HABIT is not my character : EverymanHYBRID

[geee-three]

rewatching alien stage after round 7 heres my thoughts on a prsk version:

sua -> haruka mizu -> an till -> akito ivan -> toya luka -> mafyu hyuna -> shiho

[lazysublimeengineer]

Blue Lock but make it The 8 Show.

Here we have......

Kaiser as #8 with the Lucky Girl Syndrome (ironic because Kaiser also did have the lucky piece in the recent chapter of the manga)

Isagi as #2 The Diamond in the Rough

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

"merry Christmas please don't call" for anna @ carlo probly

[theirmadness]

for @downs1de, from here. ♡

does she miss that attitude of his? maybe just a little. it doesn't matter, though, because without saying anything, she tiptoes so she could press a kiss on his cheek, her hand lingering on his arm. it's his birthday, so he deserves a little bit of affection. even if he might say otherwise, himself. ❝ some things are worth being fired over. ❞

the kiss, or the attitude? she'll let him ponder on that.