first of all happy mayday and then also happy mermay
so au where anakin, human, falls in love with padmé, young mermaid queen of atlantis, and he finds a way to become a merman to be with her (she helps him because she's a queen lol it takes a bit of political maneuvering to get the sea witch to do the magic and ok now the sith have a small piece of their own territory in atlantis but it's worth it because they get to be together) but now someone has to show anakin how to be a merperson because it's not intuitive and he's really fucking bad at it like 'got his arm bitten off by a shark because he couldn't figure out how to swim faster that the shark' bad at it
and padmé is much too busy being queen and preparing for their wedding ceremony so...enter her most trusted advisor, obi-wan kenobi
obi-wan doesn't know what he did to deserve this sort of punishment. it's bad enough that the queen went rogue like this, gave the sith their own legitimate territory, and messed with dark magic just to get some tail (lol) but now obi-wan has to deal with it?? obi-wan has to teach anakin how to swim? the correct titles of their royals and how to pronounce them? the correct way to eat? obi-wan has to show him how to dress and deal with his sometimes surly countenance and his incessant need to touch everything he sees, up to and including the bright blue scales of obi-wan's fins--something only mates are supposed to touch??? obi-wan has to put his hands on anakin's waist and move his body to pump up and down and not side to side as humans walk??? obi-wan must carefully brush out his hair and treat it with their special concoctions so as to preserve its curl despite being underwater all the time now???
(they definitely fall in love which makes them both feel very, very guilty, except the truth is anakin and padmé's match is less true love and more fleeting infatuation now that they get to spend longer than a few seconds together)
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I feel this should be an absolute no brainer but if people are posting about a main player character death and you didn't like that character - and I have, to be clear, been there - you should maybe make your own post and not be a dick in the tags of theirs
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I think it was really funny of us that when we made characters for our ASOIAF/Game of Thrones ttrpg (a system predominantly played for its combat) we gave them both absolutely no combat experience or abilities. Absolutely peak humour. We made two silver haired Gucci models who can barely hold a sword. We're going to die out there and the only thing standing between us being beheaded is one sad DILF with a Valyrian steel sword.
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bella hadid wearing basic swim
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Also, I'm sorry but you cannot convince me that these three know how to swim. Modern/human AU or actual game, those three gremlins do NOT know how to swim at all.
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autumn is coming or something, be sure to wear something really warm, preferably if it belongs to your tall ass gf
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