#based on true events unfortunately
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thebirdsandthebats · 6 years ago
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(Damian is outside, moving a turtle out of the road while the others wait in the car)
Jason: $5 and I hit him
Dick: No!
Tim: [pulling out wallet] did you say 5?
Dick: NO!!!
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peculiarflavor · 10 years ago
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The mage knew he should've felt thankful for the sudden windfall, but he still couldn't help being a little disappointed that all he got out of it were three forests and a Utopia Tree.
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thebirdsandthebats · 7 years ago
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Tim: hey, I don't carry around small bills, do you have any fives?
Jason: there's like, 75¢ in the dryer
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thebirdsandthebats · 7 years ago
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Jason: You know what they say about big feet, Tim.
Tim: Don't you dare.
Jason: Big shoes.
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