#based on an actual convo a coworker texted me last friday shdffjl

[cluelesslesbian]

*Texts on Fri @ 4am ... *

Zuko: hey, you up?

Sokka: lmao bro... r we about to kiss..?

Sokka: 👀👉👈

Zuko: sjdjfl

Zuko: I think someone's trying to break into my apartment??

Sokka: WAIT WHA

Sokka: WHY WOULD YOU TEXT ME FIRST? I DONT EVEN KNO WHERE U LIVE??? CALL THE COPS OR UR LANDLORD DUMBASS

Zuko: ....you're the only heathen who's up at this hour

Sokka: OK RUDE BUT STILL-

Sokka: GO GET HELP

*About 20mins later...*

Sokka: ...hey u still alive?

Zuko: unfortunately

Sokka: gotta say...

Sokka: that dude really thought tgif stood for "theft good iff friday"

Zuko: ...

Zuko: why are you so out of pocket

Zuko: ...thanks tho.