#based on a conversation i had today

[surelyimisheard]

hey now you're an allstar

[drac0line1nn1t]

*Logan and Wade are out on a zoo date and they pass the wallabys*

Wade: *points to them* Do you think any of them are called Hugh Jackman?

Logan: What?

Wade: *staring into the enclosure* G'day Mate!

Logan: Wade, stop.

Wade: Okay Hugh, whateverrrr *he sighs*

[kogglyuffs]

average sib conversation

[n0blefl0wer]

James: have you been drinking enough water?

Sirius: no

James: have you drinking ANY water?

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: *stares at his feet*

James: Well??

Sirius: … no

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

Violet: Oh, FUCK!

Rhiannon: *quickly looks for danger* What’s wrong?!

Violet: Nothing. Sorry, I’m fine😅 I just dislocated my kneecap, but it’s all good.🙃

Rhiannon: *pales* By NO definition does that mean FINE or GOOD!

Violet: To each their own.🤷‍♀️

[moeblob]

"Yeah, it was over here. Follow me."

(based on work yesterday)

[ohheyaghost]

has anyone done this yet

[gothofasaia]

Ada:*talking about lenore* you know it’s different with her! she’s literally stupid! i mean have you ever tried to have a conversation with a stupid person?

Prospero: yes i’ve talked to you several times.

[matt-w-blogging]

Logan, needing to decide something: Hey, do you have a quarter or something I can flip?

Roman, checking pockets: Hm... I have D&D dice, if that would work?

Logan:

Logan: Wh—

Logan:

Logan, giving up wondering: Yeah that works. Thanks.

[mwolf0epsilon]

Catnip for Humans

Hardcase, watching some funny tooka videos on his datapad: There's nothing better to pass the time on a long commute, quite like a good ol' cat compilation on SpaceTube... They're so silly. Silly little guys!

Fives: People really get a kick out of recording their tookas doing weird crap, uh?

Hardcase: Yep! And I say keep it coming! No such thing as too many tooka cat videos.

Fives: I dunno... What's so special about this compilation compared to the hundreds you watched before?

Hardcase: These ones are about what the cats do when their owners give them catnip. Look at them! They love the stuff!

Jesse: Half of these look crazy. The other half looks like it got to the good stuff in the medbay...

Hardcase: Yup.

Jesse: Dang... I wish they made catnip for people.

Dogma, looking up slightly bewildered at Jesse's statement: They... Do...

Jesse, genuinely curious: Uh? There's human-nip for real?

Dogma, blinking: .... Marijuanna...

Fives & Hardcase, cackling at Jesse's expense:

Jesse, realizing his mistake:

Dogma: Did you seriously forget weed is a thing?

Jesse, hiding his face in his hands: I hate you.

Dogma, shrugging: Hopefully you won't forget its illegal on Coruscant too...

Jesse, blushing: CAN IT!

Fives & Hardcase, still cackling:

Jesse, throwing his hands up in defeat and stomping off: I hate this karking battalion!

[captainmullin]

"...Are you alright?" Katalina tilted her head, a small smile on her face despite her serious demeanor - it wasn't unkind, but it was... knowing. Has he finally realized?

"H-Huh? Oh, yeah, right as rain!" Rackam replied, seemingly lost in thought. He stared down at the leather jacket in his arms, running his hand over the slick fabric and furrowing his brow.

"...Uh-huh," was Katalina's reply as she followed his gaze: "and it's nothing to do with a certain captain of ours?"

"Wha- Katalina, c'mon, you too? Sheesh, and I thought Aoidos buggin' me about it was bad..." Rackam grumbled, putting the jacket on over his shoulders. Oh. It’s still warm from when Mullin wore it.

"I'm just trying to help. It's not like I want to gossip, or anything..." Katalina trailed off. "Ahem. Anyway. Are you sure you don't...?"

"Have feelings for them?" Rackam finished, pulling out a cigarette from the depths of his pockets: "Look, Kat, I... gods, it woulda been an easy answer a few months ago, but now..."

"...It all comes back to them, right?"

Rackam lit the cigarette and inhaled. Exhaled.

"Damn, I'm too old for this."

"You're not even 30." Katalina gently reminded him. He rolled his eyes and took another drag from his cigarette.

"Yeah, yeah. Still doesn't make any sense why'd they be interested in me," Rackam scoffed. "That'd be the day, wouldn't it? Mullin... feeling the same way..."

He trailed off and continued to look out over the balcony, smoke drifting into the night sky. Katalina sighed.

He's never going to get it, is he?

- snippet from the untitled 5 + 1 kiss fic

[surelyimisheard]

yeah I know who he is

[kindaorangey]

unfortunately i am still an introvert after all this time so even if i have a really gratifying and positive interaction with someone outside of my comfort zone i will feel the need to weep afterwards from the stress of it all

[thatswhatsushesaid]

the fool 🤝 jin guangyao being easily the most dynamic and compelling characters in their respective canons, likely for reasons that were substantially if not entirely unintentional on the part of their respective authors

[seas-of-silver]

Marinette: winces

Alya, Nino and Adrien: look at Marinette

Nino: "Are you okay?"

Marinette: "Yeah, just need to make an appointment with my chiropractor."

Nino: "Oh, for your back?"

Adrien: "Lower back."

Marinette, Alya and Nino: look at Adrien, wondering how he knows the answer and why he's answering on Marinette's behalf

Marinette: "Uh, yeah."

[icewindandboringhorror]

Apparently I can meet my goal of roughly 400,000 words in 6 months if I just somehow write at least 2,200 words a day ghbjh... Almost 2,500 today... huzzah...