#based off kris duh

[martimer-underground]

DAY 1: HOW WAS THE FALL?

sans undertale jumpscare?!

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Happy death to the queen anniversary!

[invisiblemelonmoose]

Silver: Congrats!

Kris: For what?

S: We're engaged-

K: Wait, WHAT?! We're not even dati-

S: - in battle!

K: ...O-oh... duh...

S: Wait, did you- ?

K: NOPE! DEFINITELY NOT! LET'S BATTLE!

Based off of this text post.

[wildernezz]

you only just followed me but i saw your bio, so:

analyse me lol

finally got around to doing this. man, i really gotta get back on my analyzation grind. anyways this is the most i was able to think of. not sure how accurate it'll end up being, but hopefully i'm able to get some things right lolll. and if not, hopefully you at least enjoyed reading through it:

autism. that is the very first thing that strikes me when scrolling through your blog to analyze stuff and i just needed to get that out of the way as soon as possible. the autism is undeniable. and if you're not autistic it's some sort of flavor of neurodivergent. i'm putting my bets on autism though.

you're a very honest and straightforward person. you're very clear about your boundaries and what you're trying to express when talking about things. it's incredibly respectable and a really good trait to have, but i feel like sometimes you question yourself for it. it's hard to describe but i'll try touching more on it later.

i feel like you're not a very talkative person in real life. considering you have a lot of deltarune posts, a large part of me feels like you relate to kris. you also just give off those vibes of someone who's a little monotone, not extremely talkative, but can definitely ramble about the things you're interested in. i also feel like the story arc of kris is something you probably relate to. i haven't analyzed kris enough to feel solid in describing their trauma but i know something in that is something you relate to. especially with the conflict of identity and knowing who you are. i have no idea how to describe that in kris terms but i know it's there. 

rolling along with the deltarune ball, there's a whole lotta noelle in there too (which based btw, noelle is awesome). it makes me wonder if you relate to her too. maybe it's the overall anxiety she has, but i feel like it also ties into the idea of identity, losing yourself, or not completely knowing who you are. it's weird to describe because i feel like you do have a solid sense of who you are, it's just that every now and then you probably have some sort of moral crisis or existential crisis and it can send you spiraling if you think about it for too long. you seem like somebody who lives life the way that you want to, but there is still a slight underlying fear of both yourself and the world.

oh i just know you've questioned your gender a few times. maybe you haven't particularly dwelled on it for a long time, but i feel like you've def had that "maybe i'm not entirely cis" thought pop in your head every now and then.

this is honestly a tougher analyzation for me to pinpoint, but it's not because i can't tell anything about you, it's more like i could point at a character and go "that one's you" but i have no idea how to back it up lmaoooo. so here's some characters that i feel fit you but i have no idea why: Kris from Deltarune (duh), steve minecraft (idk why either), L from Death Note, Nick Carraway from The Great Gatsby, both Danny Saunders and Reuven Malter from The Chosen (1987 movie specifically), and also a weird mix Twilight Sparkle, Starlight Glimmer, and Maud Pie from MLP:FiM.

hopefully this provides something insightful and is at least semi-accurate. i usually do better analyzations on my @analyzing-people-like-hell account where i'm given a list of characters to work with, so if you want i'd gladly redo an analyzation over there. however i have been way off my analyzation grind so i make no promises on how long that'll take lolll. either way, my bad if this isn't all that accurate, but it was super fun to look through so thank you for the content B))

[thefanimator]

i'm kinda sad so uh... have a few nancy holbrook hcs?

favorite subject is art (duh) and lang.

Nancy is the bigspoon like 94% of the time

always paints her nails black or very very dark grey

went to art school after ANOES10

if she were a mammal, she'd be a mink.

Nancy is deathly afraid of anesthetics

she always has smudges of charcoal on her face and fingers

she has autism. (her and quentin are adhd/autism solidary)

still wears quentin's pendant.

listened to quentin's podcast while drawing and doing homework

proposes first

has social anxiety. quentin actually he helps her a lot with this and helps her become more outgoing

father separated from her mother (og!script based) when she was 7. he moved to minnesota and started anew. it always made her feel like she did something wrong.

is bisexual (im sorry i cant go 5 seconds without projecting)

draws little stars, figures and animals on her arm during class to pass the time

is actually pretty damn good at doing eyeliner

although the film only shows dark charcoal paintings, I believe she also has a soft spot for painting vibrant landscapes. the exact opposite of her darker works.

drew quentin A LOT. its actually embarrassing how much

(based off what my mutual said like ten months ago) she has a tattoo on her left shoulder blade of an adrenaline shot. I little out of character but hey. i like that.

(tw// trauma) her worst nightmare is being that same girl that freddy took advantage of. she never wants to be seen as that girl again.

when she'd see jesse/quentin/kris,etc at the diner or around school, she'd get envious. but she was too scared to actually approach these people.

for years, she felt horrifically guilty about how her and quentin survived. they all succumbed to freddy and they killed him. she thinks that she could've saved at least one of the Springwood Five.

[goreneoau]

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Howdy howdy if youre reading this then that means you've either A. Saw the post I made on me main account telling you about this blog or B. You saw one of the images i posted on the tags here and wanted to see what angst I got in store for you.

Now time to tell yall what exactly is Gore Neo.

The Gore Spamton NEO AU, shortened as Gore Neo or just Gore, is an AU that was originally thought of when I made a concept art of Spamton NEO being heavily mutated due to the debilitated state of the NEO Suit. After rambling about it in the Spamton discord server, and giving it some more thought, I decided to create a whole AU storyline based on it. :0

The general premise of the story is simply Spamton NEO but he's permentally mutilated due to his trauma manifesting into physical wounds and now all he wants is just sweet relief.

There's also a WIP storyline in which Spamton runs away from the Fun Gang during their fight and he ends up reuniting with the Addisons, who help get his life a bit back together.

A bit of a TW before you delve into this blog and AU in general: This AU contains mentions of suicide, suicidal thoughts, Gore(duh), Mental illness, body horror, self-harm, and the puppet man in pain. If those things are a bother to you, I highly advise you leave this blog alone.

Bit of miscellaneous stuff here too, along with some rules

In this AU I headcanon the Addisons as being siblings to Spamton, and this also has Swatchton in it. Would appreciate if you refrained from making any Gore!Spamton x Addison (unless its an OC addison) plz :,D and ESPECIALLY do not make any Gore!Spamton x Kris (platonic is ok tho)

Refrain from doing roleplay stuff like "[Heals spamton]", "[uses CD Bagel on Spamton]", "[suddenly Spamton's wounds magically heal!]", shit like that. It just ruins the general plot/point of the story, plus the wounds are meant to be unhealable too- I will however accept scenarios or asks like "[proceeds to place gauze over Spamton's injuries]" because while they wont exactly heal him, the man deserves a bit of a break from the pain :,0

Feel free to have your spamtons or OCs interact with Gore Neo and the Addisons!

Do not interact with this blog if youre an exclusionist of any kind, a proshipper, MAP/NOMAP, or anti-anti.

Respect the character's pronouns and sexualities please-

I'm still kind of rusty with Spamton's dialog(writing dialoge in general is a bit of a chore), so sorry if its hard to understand anything I write-

Grey anon fuck off

I'll mostly be dumping all my Gore Neo art here, along with the HCs ive made here and the reference sheets too, though maybe one day I'll make this an ask blog too :0

Idk what else to put here ndjdjdjd enjoy your stay here

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[khiphop-discussions]

Apparently there’s a whole thing on The Rap of China because Kris Wu stormed off stage after his team got less votes than another team which means he will basically have to send someone home. He’s kinda been getting a weirdly “underdog” story this whole season from what I can follow (based on the REALLY short FEW clips I watch on YouTube). Like a lot of the people he wanted or gave the chain joined OTHER people’s teams. 

This is especially interesting because the team his team he had less points then when he stormed off stage is...Wilber Pan! Like how dramatic, right? Wilber is basically Kris’ onscreen best friend. They’ve done every season of TROC together and they have done Fourtry as well and so it seems as if they are truly real life best friends based on how they interact on screen (Obviously, I can’t be sure how close they are in real life). It makes it seem like it’s partially out of jealousy of Wilber which...like I said...dramatic.

He came back after being in his green room and did a speech on stage and in the speech he even said the show wouldn’t be as popular without him being involved with it all the time (which is 100% true but like Kris...you’re in ASIA you can’t say that there?!?!?!). In another clip I actually saw him say he thinks he should be eliminated, I’m not sure where exactly this was from. whether it was from the first time he left or when he came back.

Of course nobody knows if it was scripted or not. I wouldn’t be surprised if the show was lowkey losing steam especially in a time like this when everyone’s life is more preoccupied with (covid or post-covid but not sire if there’ll be a 2nd or 3rd wave) life. Shows like this usually have periods of time where they cool off a bit. I’m gonna assume it’s scripted cause lol...it’s a TV Show (and all of these shows from American Idol to whatever show have all TYPES of trickery involved OMG. Almost none of it is organic. I didn’t even realize how bad the American shows are until I read someone’s post about it who works in the industry last night. Like I knew there was trickery but holy SHIT!). But what if that part wasn’t? It might even be meta cause what if Kris is pissed off because he knows it’s the trickery the show is employing that is actually screwing over his team even though he was the one who made the show popular in the first place??!?!?!?!?! IT’S. ALL. SO.DRAMATIC maybe I should watch the show or at least this part in the episode.

I made this post cause I can’t find any info about it from international fans but I’m sure it’s taken OFF in China cause duh.

[hockeynascarfan91258]

Okay here is my first fan fiction I ever posted on here! If you read it please leave me feedback I will appreciate it but please be kind! Thanks and Enjoy 😉

Lips of an Angel

Disclaimer: I don't own Kris Letang or Sidney Crosby nor do I own anything that pertains to them or the Pittsburgh Penguins. I don't own the song or lyrics to Lips of an Angel as they belong to Hinder. I do however own Aurora and anyone else you don't recognize. I also own the plot however it is based off my interpretation of the song.

Aurora was born and raised in Montreal Canada. She grew up and went to school with Kris Letang. They started off as best friends but it quickly grew into more and they became sweethearts. They were the same age and when they graduated high school they wanted different things. Aurora wanted to go to college and eventually go to Med School to be a Doctor with a specialty in Sports Medicine where Kris wanted to peruse his love of hockey. So, they parted ways and never looked back. Aurora went on to obtain a degree in Sports Medicine and then went on to become a Doctor. While in school she met Sidney Crosby as she worked for his junior team in Rimouski. After finishing college and completing her residency Aurora landing her dream job working for the Pittsburgh Penguins where Sidney had been drafted too.

Kris continued to play hockey. He played for the Val-d'Or Foreurs for a few seasons and also played for Team Canada in World Juniors. He was drafted to the Pittsburgh Penguins the day after Sidney Crosby but was sent down to the farm team the Wilkes Barre Penguins.

What happens when fate intervenes and a love Triangle is formed.

Chapter 1: Seeing Kris after all those years

Aurora and Sid had moved in together and the Sid’s first season was under way he was the Captain of the team and it was pretty neat to watch him play. It was a home game and Aurora didn’t have to work so she was attending the game as a fan. Sid and Aurora had just woken from their pre game nap.

“So are you excited to be attending your first game that you don’t have to work?” Sid asks he dressed in his suit and tie.

“Yes I am. I will actually get to watch you play.” Aurora replies.

“I know. I am glad. Are you sitting with the other wives and girlfriends in their section?” Sid asks.

“Yes I plan on it. Or do you not want me to? I know you are private.” Aurora says.

“No baby sit with them. I am not ashamed of you or our relationship. Besides our engagement is going to get out eventually.” Sid replies.

“True.” Aurora says.

She put on her Crosby jersey and jeans. A few minutes later Sid finished dressing. Aurora fixed his tie and then then head out to the car. Sid drives them to the arena and parks. They head inside.

“Good luck baby. I love you and will see you after the game.” Aurora says kissing him.

“Thanks baby. I love you too and will see you after the game.” Sid says before returning the kiss.

Aurora heads to grab food and then heads to the wives and girlfriends section. It was right behind the players bench so she was happy she would get to see Sid during warmups and when he was sitting on the bench during shifts he wasn’t playing. Aurora sits down and eats waiting for warm ups to start. That was when someone comes over to her.

“Mind if I sit down?” She asks.

“Nope not at all.” Aurora replies.

The girl sits down. Aurora had never seen her before so she was curious how she got into the wives and girlfriends section.

“I am Allison, my fiancée just got called up from Wilks Barre to play.” Allison says extending out her hand.

“Nice to meet you Allison. I am Aurora Bradley, I am engaged to the captain of the team Sidney Crosby.” Aurora replies taking her hand.

They chat and banter back and forth. That was warmups started and the Penguins took to the ice. Aurora was standing on the Penguins sidelines. That was when Kris came off the ice and stood right in front of Aurora. She had to do a double take not believing he was really there. Kris also did a double take not believing she was there as well.

"Aurora?" Kris says.

"Hi long time no see.” Aurora replies.

He had gotten so much better looking since the last time she saw him. All the feelings she had for him came back full force. You know they say you never get over your first love. But then she looked past him and saw Sid whom she loved a lot.

"What are you doing here?" Kris asks snapping her out of her thoughts.

"I am dating someone from the team.” Aurora says.

Sid skates over.

“I see you met my fiancée Aurora.” Sid says.

“You are engaged to Sid? Wow.” Kris says.

“Hey baby good luck.” Allison says to Kris standing next to Aurora.

“Thanks baby, Aurora I see you met my fiancée.” Kris says.

“Yup.” Aurora says.

“Why do I get the feeling this isn’t the first-time you guys met?” Sid asks.

“Because it’s not. Kris and I are from the same area and we went to school together.” Aurora replies.

“Oh that is right you are from Montreal too.” Sid says.

Aurora nods her head yes.

"Well it is really good to see you again. It has been a long time." Kris says.

"Yes it has Six years." Aurora says.

"Well the game is about to start but maybe after we can catch up." Kris says.

"As long as Sid and Allison can come." Aurora says not wanting to be alone with him.

“I am okay with that.” Sid says.

“Me too. It will be fun having someone to hang out with as I am new to the city.” Allison replies.

"Well duh that would be a little awkward not having them there." Kris says.

"Okay I will see you both after the game." Aurora says.

“Yes we will see you both. “Allison replies.

Sid and Kris head to get ready for the game. Aurora and Allison head back to their seats.

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Kris and Sid went back with the team. He couldn't believe Aurora was here. He hadn't thought about her in so long but seeing her in his face brought back so many strong feelings. He didn't know what to do about it since she was engaged to someone who was becoming one of his best friends and he was engaged to Allison, whom he loved with his heart.

"Earth to Kris come in." Sid says tapping Kris's helmet.

"Huh." Kris says snapping out of it.

"So you and Aurora went to school together?” Sid asks.

"Yeah we were friends." Kris says.

"I call bullshit. She was way more than a friend." Sid says.

"Okay, she was my high school sweetheart. I thought we were going to get married but she didn't want to follow me as I perused hockey she wanted to go to college. I couldn't hold her back so I let her go." Kris says.

"Wow so you two dated?" Sid asks.

“Yes but that was a long time ago Sid. She’s with you now and I am with Allison.” Kris says.

"Then why dinner?” Sid asks.

“To catch up man that is it. I promise.” Kris replies.

“Okay. It will be nice to have our girls get along and be friends since we are.” Sid says.

“See that is another reason why. Let them become friendly.” Kris says.

Sid and Kris go out to play the game. Even though Aurora was on his mind he somehow, he was able to focus on the game. They ended up beating the Flyers 6-1. Kris and Sid both had three goals. After the game ended they showered dressed and went to meet the girls for dinner.

[blackleopardgirl]

Kim and Kanye are both to blame part 1: Kanye

I don't think i've touched on this issue but, with Kim and Kanye I really do not feel bad for either of them. first off all, they BOTH were adults when they got with one another and when it comes to Kanye, he KNEW that Kim wasn't the more 'traditional' woman. he knew and was ok with her and her families overt sexuality, how her mother, Kris, profited off of and technically exploited Kim's 2 younger teen sisters at the time- Kendall and Kylie; so this whole 'I dont want my kid to be exploited and sexualized' um first of all I think 8 is around the age young girls who like makeup are into it. 2, you KNOW kim would put her kids in the spotlight because thats how her mother kris pushed her into the spotlight and you were ok with that so what are you talking about??

also the complaints about not sending the kids to the school they already go to, and 'not having a say' YOUVE BEEN MARRIED TO HER FOR LIKE 8 YEARS YOU JUST NOW ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS?? like cmon now. then he brings up how the rest of the men in "that community dont have any say" like DUH. sounds to me like you didnt look at the signs. none of the men the kardashians/jenners have kids with really have the full control over what their kids do, where they go, where theyre being educated at. I could tell that from a mile away. but Kanye you've been around this family for like a decade and now you want to complain? miss me with that. it sounds like its 'mad day' to me. the day where you pick everything you've been mad about with someone/something and now you want to voice all this shit. annoying.

not to mention, this was the family HE WANTED TO BE IN. this is literally his CHOSEN FAMILY. he chose to go into their space and area and immerse himself in their lifestyle and way. he also didn't talk about how he and kim were gonna raise their kids (christian based learning/lifestyle etc) so don't get mad NOW that the divorce is happening or that you're having this new right wing/conservative revelation. its annoying that no one is pointing this out.

[phonepastry]

Ok so Im back and ho boy!! This theory!! Is awful!!

Ok so I'm just gonna compress the arguements I made on a comment on this video, but these are baiscally his arguements and my reasonings for why this is Dumb

Be Warned For Big Deltarune Spoilers

I'm gonna start this out by mentioning he went on and on about how many people were mad at him for saying Ralsei was revealed as a girl, and how everyone was gonna be sooo "triggered" for this video, and he ended up saying he'd be crucified like Jesus or some shit. Got annoying real fast.

Ok, to the points.

• Ralsei is not Asriel

Well... duh. This one actually makes sense. Asriel is in college, and Ralsei is a being down in the Dark World. Ralsei may be a boss monster, but that doesn't mean he's Asriel, even with the anagram. Still uh. It never gets better than this.

• Susie Reacts Weird to Ralsei Taking His Hat Off Because She's Been "Assuming" He's a Boy But Now Sees He's a Girl

Hm. Hey, what the fuck? For starters, Toby Fox would never misgender a character, like, EVER, and this guy has the gall to say that there's no way she's shocked that he's a boss monster because she... knows Toriel. Ok. We can all agree that you'd be shocked too if your travelling companion took off his hat and his black fur was suddenly white? I can explain another time why I think that whole thing happened but its midnight and I'm tired so let's keep going.

• Ralsei Was Lying About Being a "Prince" Because Lancer is The Prince of Darkness

Ughhhhhhhhh. Ok so. His justification was that we don't see any boss monsters locked up in jail with the other suit kings, so he isn't a prince at all, and Lancer is more likely the prince of darkness. However.....

Ralsei has his own goddamned kingdom, Castle Town.

His subjects have all fled, but he has his own castle, town, shop, and, if you want to count it, its own spewing geyser behind a castle. The kingdom Lancer belongs to is the Card kingdom, which used to have 4 rulers until King Spade locked up the other 3. Given how empty Castle Town is, it was likely already ransacked or had prepared for it and fled, leaving Ralsei behind. Ralsei's "parents" would not need to be locked up because they have no power over the Card kingdom anyway.

Also Lancer is literally in the prophecy as a seperate character, the spade shaped darkener next to the Kris shaped lightener. It's mentioned if you skip the prophecy, when he's trying to explain who he is.

• Kris or the Player is Simply "Assuming" Ralsei is a Boy At The Start

This is it!! The most bullshit excuse! As I mentioned before, Toby Fox would never misgender a character. He is consistent about Frisk and Chara's they/them pronouns, as well as Napstablook's and monster kid's, and wouldn't use he/him on Ralsei if he wasn't meant to be a kid identifying as a boy. Ralsei is referred to as a Fluffy Boy. He is the Lonely Prince, the Prince of Darkness, and Toothpaste Boy.

And also, as someone who's like... ftm, the basis of Ralsei secretly being a girl based on such weak defences, especially appearance and the claim that he's somehow lying about being a boy set off some awful dysphoria!

I'd say don't watch this video unless you wanna hear his arguements more in depth. Arguably the worst 12 minutes of my week.

Treesicle going to my personal hit list

[photolover82]

The Masked Singer Season 3 Episode 10: It’s Super 9 Time! (April Fools Episode Commentary and Guesses)

Hi my fellow Masked Singer peeps! It’s finally Super 9 time! Nick Cannon has been talking about this for forever and everyone wants to be here... so here we are! Half of the contestants are gone and now we have 9 left (well after this post it’s 8, but you get the picture). So, since I have so many to cover (9 is way harder than 5 or 6 when it comes to detail), I am going to follow a tighter format with me only mentioning the Super Clue and April Fool’s clue after the performance. I will also mention judges’ guesses just bc most of my guesses haven’t changed (except 1, you’ll see). Ok, so let’s get started... 

Disclaimer: There will be a ton of spoilers so don’t read if you haven’t caught up on the show. Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you.

So, how the Super 9 works was that each group (A,B, and C) performs and of the 3 contestants, the ones who were in the bottom 3 were: White Tiger for Group A, Banana for Group B, and Rhino for Group C. 

Of those bottom 3, the one with the least votes who went home/got unmasked was: 

*DRUMROLL PLEASE* 

White Tiger 

Ya, so is anyone really surprised at this point? His performance was um, ya, um... let’s just say my thought after watching was wtf man. I was a bit uncomfortable and hoping for it to end. He sang “I’m too Sexy” by Right Said Fred and let’s just say it was the strangest (and not in a good way) performance I have ever seen. Having said that, I have known for weeks who he is.... 

So White Tiger was revealed to be... 

ROB GRONKOWSKI (AKA GRONK) 

Super Clue: He was doing the floss dance and shooting a basketball while saying “Swish Swish.” Gronk appeared in Katy Perry’s Swish Swish music video, which also featured the Backpack Kid who popularized the floss dance. April Fools Clue: “I’m just not bronze, I’m brains. I even wrote a best selling book.” Gronk wrote a book called “It’s Good to be Gronk.” 

Judges’ Guesses: 

Jenny and Robin: Rob Gronkowski (they were right yay, thank God, finally the judges got it... well at least some of them) 

Ken: J.J. Watt (sigh... Ken is always wrong... not shocked) 

Nichole: Joe Maginello/John Cena (both wrong... sigh... Nichole is turning into Ken with the terrible guesses) 

Alrighty, now that we are done with that, let’s talk about the remaining 8 contestants in the order they performed:

1. Turtle 

Performance: Omg you guys know how in love I am with the Turtle and I was so happy and excited to see him perform once more, I really want him to win. In this performance, he sang Higher Love by Steve Winwood. I honestly loved it, it was amazing! He looked so cool and effortless maneuvering the stage. Also, it showed a lot of his vocal potential and I want to see more of what he can do with his falsetto and hitting the high notes, because he just gets better and better. Can’t you tell I just love him? 

Anyways, having said that, my guess still stands as: 

JESSE MCCARTNEY 

Super Clue: Shown was a comic book titled “The Amazing Adventures of Shellboy” and it was priced at $10.13. He voices Robin in the animated series based on the comic book “Young Justice,” and it aired from 2010-2013, but it got renewed again in 2019. 

April Fools Clue: “I am not just known for one thing.” This one is too easy, he is not just a musician but is also an actor in various roles in both film and TV. 

Judges’ Guesses: 

Robin: Drew Lachey (ya, wtf, no) 

Ken: Brian Littrell (again, no... too simple to go the boy band route) 

Nichole: Nick Lachey (ok, Nichole, that was just lazy, going off of Robin and picking the sibling, again I say wtf no) 

Jenny: Chris Evans (woah, that one was way off of left field Jenny, almost a Ken guess) 

2. Kangaroo 

Performance: Ok, she isn’t my favorite ngl, but I can’t deny she is really good in terms of voice. However, this performance was not her best. Her voice was pretty shaky. The song, which was Not Ready to Make Nice by the Dixie Chicks, didn’t really show her entire vocal range I feel, but honestly if it is who I think it is, that’s a low key shady song choice, but I get the shade so I'm not mad. 

The person that I am referring to as my guess is: 

JORDYN WOODS 

Super Clue: Inflatable Kangaroo came out of her pouch and she said “alright dolls” = the inflatable kangaroo could be a reference to her younger sister who she refers to as her “mini-me” and the dolls reference is when she played a doll in Justin Roberts’s music video 

April Fools Clue: “I may be a kangaroo but I have never lived in Australia.” yup, self explanatory, the girl ain’t from Australia, and has never lived there. 

Judges’ Guesses:

Jenny: Amber Rose (holy crap, that was painfully close, especially with the Kardashian drama and connection she mentioned as her reasoning for her guess) 

Nichole: Leann Rimes (yikes, another really bad guess) 

Robin: India Arie (idk who she is, but seems like an ok guess)

3. Kitty 

Performance: Ok, ok, this is the one that I changed my mind about and it was such a hard pill to swallow to suck it up and say I am wrong and the Internet is right about this one. Every time I put my old guess on YT, (Lucy Hale) I always get “NO, IT’S *insert person I am about to mention in a moment*” and a bunch of people trying to convince me and I finally caved and agreed but that was because of one specific clue in particular, but we will get into that later. Her performance of Celine Dion’s “It's all coming back to me now” was so powerful and strong as are every Celine Dion song ever but to me it was her best performance to date and now I am clear on this new guess...

The new guess I have for Kitty that the Internet has nagged me about is: 

JACKIE EVANCHO (she’s from AGT, she sang opera as a like 7-year-old, well that’s how I remember her) 

Super Clue: The Tree from Season 2 and her saying “Christmas is the most wonderful time of year” = she has 3 Christmas albums 

April Fools Clue: “I wasn’t dreaming when Robert Redford helped me get my first role.” = he got her the role in The Company You Keep when she was 12 years old. 

Judges’ Guesses:

Robin: Emma Roberts (no... that doesn’t sound like Emma’s voice) 

Jenny: Vanessa Hudgens (Vanessa can’t sing like that either) 

Nichole: Nichole Richie (Really? Ya, I don’t think so.) 

Ken: Avril Lavigne (You’re kidding, right?) 

4. Banana 

Performance: Ok, so this performance was much different from his previous ones. I feel like he is starting to show more of his true self and not hiding his voice as much. With the song “Sweet Home Alabama” by Lynyrd Skynyrd, he showed more rasp in his voice than he did before which kind of made it more obvious to who it could be. 

That ever so obvious guess for Banana is... 

BRET MICHAELS 

Super Clue: A mullet was shown and Bret Michaels isn’t a stranger to the mullet, it’s a signature to his image 

April Fools Clue: “Blue collar means many things. I’m a funny guy, but not stand-up funny.” Ya, easy again, Bret Michaels is the lead singer of Poison and he does have a sense of humor, but he isn’t a comedian nor has he done stand-up at all. 

Judges’ Guesses:

Ken & Nichole: Brad Paisley (not their worst guess, but it’s too country of a singer... Banana fuses the country with a bit of rock) 

Jenny: Bret Michaels (she’s getting it... yay Jenny is catching on) 

Robin: Billy Ray Cyrus (see, this would have been a good guess, if he hadn’t have sung a Billy Ray Cyrus song in a previous round) 

5. Frog 

Performance: He sang “Jump” by Kris Kross and again he isn’t my favorite but he is pretty entertaining. For some reason, he is my mom and my friend’s favorite, which I don’t get. Whatever, anyways, this performance was fun and energetic and he is a great rapper/dancer what can I say? I feel the same way about him as I did about Kangaroo. Anyways, he is to easy to figure out...

My guess for Frog is still... 

BOW WOW (aka Chad Moss) 

Super Clue: Knight Armor= he was in a movie where he was a basketball player for the LA Knights 

April Fools Clue: “I am actually not a trained dancer at all.” = ya, duh, he’s never been known for being one either.

Judges’ Guesses:

Ken: Sisqo (what? just because of one irrelevant clue, you choose that Ken... le sigh) 

Jenny: Lil Romeo (meh... I guess that’s kinda close but no) 

Robin: Omarion (again, like Jenny’s guess... kinda close but not there yet) 

6. Night Angel 

Performance: With her performance of Rise Up by Andrea Day (which is A+ song choice), she proves that she is one of the strongest vocally in the competition. However, that's it, she doesn't dance or entertain as much as some of the other contestants do. Nevertheless, she has an insane vocal range and I still am sticking with my gut on this one... 

I am convinced Night Angel is.... 

Kandi Burruss 

Super Clue: Tricycle= reference to either her 3 kids or her high school, Tri-Cities High School (or both who knows?) 

April Fools Clue: “I am not just a voice, I am a mogul.” yup, self-explanatory, this lady does it all. She has a restaurant, a makeup line, a line of adult toys (let’s say that to keep it clean and PG) and has done multiple spin-offs of RHOA following her life, so mogul indeed.

Judges’ Guesses:

Ken: Tiesha Campbell (not the worst guess from Ken but still it’s a no from me) 

Jenny: Brandi (idk man.... idk who that is) 

Robin: Tamar Braxton (omg so close yet so far)

7. Rhino

Performance: Ok, so he was trying to be upbeat with What a Man Gotta Do by Jonas Brothers and I appreciate the effort, it wasn’t bad by any means. He does have a fantastic voice, but this was not his strongest performance. He did do a little dance move there and it was kind of everything ngl, but his strength is ballads. They just fit his tone so much better, but having said that, he took me a while to figure out but I feel good about my guess...

I feel like the Rhino is... 

BARRY ZITO 

Super Clue: A Slot Machine= he was born in Las Vegas (and he also got a baseball move called the three-quarter slot or something like that but I don't know sports so I am not good at these kind of things)

April Fools Clue: “I am not nearly as tall as you think I am.” The Rhino mask is as tall as White Tiger (Gronk is 6 feet 6 inches for comparison) but the mask adds more height to Barry Zito, who is only 6′ 2″ 

Judges’ Guesses:

Nichole: Vince Gill (meh... that’s a pretty ok guess but ya not there yet) 

Jenny: Derek Jeter (what?! I get baseball referencing but he can’t sing, he has no albums, come on Jenny do better) 

Robin: Duff McKavin from Guns N’ Roses (pretty ok of a guess too, but think less rock, more country... this would have been a more suitable guess for Banana) 

8. Astronaut

Performance: Last but not least, another favorite of mine, we are starting off with a favorite and ending with another one. He freaking Rick rolled everyone (Google it if you don’t get the whole Rick Roll thing.. too long of a post to explain) with “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Ashely, but it was the best Rick Roll ever like I can listen to his voice sing anything (objectively it’s a pretty darn good song if you remove the meme aspect to it). Damn, bro, like his falsetto in the song was amazing. Like I said for Turtle, I wanna see more of his range. Also, like he freaking spoke in his performance unfiltered voice and everything and it was so obvious who it is like how are the judges not getting this? 

The lovely guy I think the Astronaut is (yes I have a soft spot for the Astronaut, don’t make fun of me)...

Hunter Hayes (and mind you, I also have a soft spot for him too) 

Super Clue: Holding a record with a world on it breaking (breaking a world record)= we already spoke about this earlier but refresher this guy right here Mr. Hunter Hayes, ya him, broke the Guinness World Record for playing the most shows in most cities in 24 hours, with 10 being the number of cities he played

April Fools Clue: “I’ve never had traditional voice training” = easy, Hunter has said this in many interviews in the past and recently had issues with his voice so he got a vocal coach to fix it 

Judges’ Guesses:

Ken: JC Chasez from NSYNC (really Ken? Boy Bands again? Are you really that basic and that clueless?) 

Jenny: David Archuleta (not bad of a guess, pretty ok, but the voices don’t really match up) 

Nichole: Ryan Tedder (again, not bad, but it is too obvious that it is like mind blowing they aren’t getting it) 

Ok, so ya wow that was a lot! I did it tho! This was my recap, sorry for the length, but I hope you enjoyed. See you in the next one! So excited to see what they will be doing next!