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Scott Patterson and Jonathan Silverman as Mike McGrevey and Jim Bowers in Little Big League
“BOWERS!!!! I love that man„
#scott patterson#mike mcgrevey#jim bowers#jonathan silverman#little big league#otp: hidden genius#baseball husbands#the way he screams bowers is like a boyfriend
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A sign of a good vacation = lots of speedos hung over the shower
#gay jock#dick bulge#gay speedo#beefy pecs#gay#gay fitness#gay swimwear#white brief#male physique#fit hunk#briefs bulge#jock bulge#brief bulge#man bulge#gay pecs#muscular pecs#baseball hat#baseball cap#abs & pecs#gay abs#gay undies#gay underwear#gay selfie#gay beef#smooth body#smooth men#gay smooth#male muscle#husband material#gay stud
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#xena definitely owns multiple "happy wife, happy life" t-shirts
#xwp#xena#xena warrior princess#xenaedit#xena and gabrielle#otp: our souls are destined to be together#my gifs#*xenagif#let me paint you a picture of suburban husband xena out mowing the lawn while wearing said shirt combined with her#women want me fish fear me baseball cap#xena would make the best suburban husband she would be unstoppable
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He’s so eager to be worshipped, he’s trying to do it himself. Step up and help him out.
#good husband#muscles#bodybuilder#biceps#huge pecs#gym muscles#flexing#muscle daddy#bodybuilding#shirtless muscle#young muscle#young good husband#massive biceps#massive pecs#massive chest#baseball cap muscle
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so obsessed with the fact that every single person at this wedding was up to something absolutely unhinged. like we started off with aniq planning to propose at someone else’s wedding and i was like well that doesn’t seem like a good idea. and then it turns out that was actually easily the least insane plan that anyone had.
#speak again bright angel#the afterparty#the afterparty spoilers#aniq adjaye#spoilers in the following tags btw#me when i secretly put adderall in my husband’s drink. me when i try to stop a wedding for either gay reasons or conspiracy theory reasons.#me when i orchestrate a full heist to get a baseball card. me when i try to collect my niece’s dna to see if she’s actually my daughter.#like the s1 characters were up to some wacky stuff but these guys are on another level#no wonder some of them are cagey about being interviewed 😭#they were literally all doing something they shouldn’t have been doing even if it wasn’t murder#i mean the parents and zoë haven’t had their eps yet so maybe they were being normal but like. probably not
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Timeline wise it wouldn’t work out but I’m like still thinking about the Young Justice Parent Teacher Conference and like I think be deeply funny in a dumpster fire trainwreck kind of way if Jack Drake had been there too. Nightwing is still there and they barely tolerate one another
He’s forced to wear sunglasses and a baseball cap and referred to solely as Robin’s dad and he keeps making bitter and passive aggressive comments about Batman.
By all accounts he and Helena Sandsmark should get along as archeological associates whose kids became vigilantes and refuse to give it up but they absolutely hate each other. He & Bonnie also loathe each other. The fighting is a 1000 times worse and the entire snack table is destroyed.
Jack makes a very pointed comment about how Nightwing isn’t Robin’s father and everyone thinks Robin’s home life is a messy gay divorce soap opera between Batman, his civilian ex-husband, and his new partner Nightwing.
I think he has the power to turn this already chaotic event into a complete and utter disaster that makes Red Tornado manage to get a full on migraine despite not being human. It would be hilarious.
#Nightwing shows up 15 minutes late with no Batman and Jack absolutely is making snarky remarks about it with all the vitriol of a divorcee#who’s husband forgot to pick their son up from baseball practice and got a girlfriend two weeks after the paperwork was finalized#Jack would make a comment about not wanting the girls to be a bad influence on his son#and their moms would form a temporary alliance put of sheer rage and try to verbally destroy him#idk I just this would be such a funny concept where Jack finds out Tim is Robin early and then fails so hard at making him quit#he accidentally gets involved in it like a soccer mom who wishes their kid wasn’t playing soccer#yj98#young justice#yj#young just us#tim drake#jack drake#red tornado#dick grayson#nightwing
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"and ernie clement, his partner" | twins @ jays | May 11 2024
#assigned husbands by buck#had to gif them really quick <3#davis schneider#ernie clement#toronto blue jays#jays lb#*#baseball#🦬
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He's here he's here he's here--
LOOK AT HIS TAIL I LOVE HIM SO MUCH THANK YOU FUNKO FINALLY.
#years i have waited for this day#😭❤#ojiro mashirao#funko#pop vinyl#baseball au#bnha#my hero academia#tailman#tailbaby#merchandise#ojiro#mashirao#ojirou#x reader#you guys in the reader insert tag please go buy your husband he is beautiful
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Interest Check: Isopuppy Plushies
Anyone interested in buying isopuppy plushies?
Either as a pattern or actual sewn-by-me toys. Because I have crocheted So Many Toys over my children, and I am thinking it's time to go back to sewing for awhile, but I should also stop rampantly making toys without homes to send them to. So. Casual interest check. I am absolutely making one for myself; this just determines if I should go through the effort of making an actual pattern so I can replicate the process.
#interest check#I like making things#then I run out of room for the things#the tragedy of the compulsive crafter#I have made Two Entire Blankets over this newborn and husband is very supportive#but I can see him eyeing our overfull blanket closet#and wondering when we will have so many blankets that he is inevitably smothered in his sleep#I would offer to sell crocheted blankets but they would be So Expensive#if you ever get a crocheted anything from someone#make sure to thank them profusely#because that is hours and hours of love#that is also why this isn't an offer for crocheted isopuppies#I could make a pattern for that easy#but oh boy would it take so much time compared to a sewn version#not looking for a cost prohibitive Seal Jerky here#just an adorable impulse-buyable pupper#I REALLY want to make little bean-filled ones that can curl up into baseball-sized balls for Playing Fetch#and a bigger version with suction cups on the legs so Good Boys can go up walls (or at least windows and bathroom mirrors)#but what I SHOULDN'T do is make a million hilarious versions that are going to collect dust#ADOPT AN ISOPUPPY TODAY#avatar the last airbender#atla#Salvage#Zuko#the amazin
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One of my only beach Fire Island pics this season
#gay beach#gay beef#beach hunk#gay speedo#baseball hat#baseball cap#gay#gay fitness#male muscle#male physique#fit hunk#fire island#gay guy#gay man#gay swimwear#gay smooth#bulking#bulking season#gay muscular#gay travel#flex#male hunk#hunky man#gayhot#husband material#beefy muscle#beefy chest#beefy daddy#beefy pecs#hot daddy
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Best of my husband ❤️❤️
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Originally you went with your good husband to his gym to act as his spotter for his weights. Now, though, you act as a different kind of spotter. Can you guess what kind?
#good husband#muscles#bodybuilder#biceps#huge pecs#gym muscles#flexing#muscle daddy#bodybuilding#shirtless muscle#baseball cap muscle#younger good husband#young muscle#black and white#weight lifting
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me personally I think Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez and Scott Smalls are married
#like sure that guy commentating on the baseball game COULD be a hyped up friend#OR he could be a guy who stans his husband harder than anybody in the world#and you can't deny that narratively they revolve around each other#the sandlot#Scott smalls#benny rodriguez#benny the jet rodriguez#Scott x benny#benny x scott#martianbugsbunny ships
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where's the crack au where stevies on real housewives as the wife of famous retired metal star eddie munson like. she'd fuck them up. going for that sweet down to earth insanely rich person persona but any time any of the other housewives tries to start shit with her she Shuts It Down
#tryna think about what her like. Intro Dumb Saying is i wanna incorporate her coming for a bitchs kneecaps with a baseball bat#steddie#transfem steve harrington#steve harrington#eddie munson#stevie harrington#stranger things#also she'd be doing a lot of charity work for like abused kids and lgbt rights especially trans rights#the housewives are like oh my husband hates when i buy things you relate right stevie#she's like man if i don't buy enough shit eddie gets pouty bc he thinks he's not being a good provider#she's one of the ones who's like my sex life is going GREAT thank you for asking#oh you didn't ask? im gonna tell you anyway we just bought a new sex swing way better lumbar support than the last one
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#ncis#ducky mallard#jethro gibbs#ziva david#tony dinozzo#timothy mcgee#10x03 phoenix#MOON DIRT#mark harmon i owe u my life for that line delivery#thinking so much about the gibbs/ducky dynamic here...#gibbs holding his baseball bat....making sure the kids are deferring to ducky instead of him.....#most people when someone asks 'where was i' will say the last thing that person said#but gibbs just says where ducky was going because he knows his thought process so well#ducky didn't mention the moon dirt!! but gibbs knew exactly what he was leading to!!#husband behavior#ray.gif#tony/ziva/mcgee playing hot potato with the brain cell
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