#bartkoning

[cryptocism]

the sillies

dialogue from here if you want a blast from the year 2010

[litta-jpg]

he's embarrassed because he knows it's true!

[franollie]

common young justice experience

[arttuff]

this is based off the cutest panel of them. i like to think this happens often

[nicomoon69]

had to detox a bit after working on bigger piece + studies so here’s a stupid

[fairygothmotherisgay]

DC Social Media AU Part 7

I'm back

[oh-theatre]

Bart: i think we should get a divorce Kon: what are you doing? Bart: just practicing Kon: why are you already planning our hypothetical divorce? Bart: i don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis Kon: Were not even married and youre not thirty Bart: hypothetically divorce me Kon: okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half your assets Bart: well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup Bart, to Tim: it's called a prenup, right? Tim: yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one Kon: who the fuck is this guy? Tim: i'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case Kon: well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids Kon, to Cassie: right? we can get those, right? Cassie: yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it Bart: who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot? a hella fucking nerd idiot Cassie: wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults. Kon: this is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other Bart: how could you hypothetically do this to me?! Kon: because you hypothetically are an alcoholic!

[timdrakesplacenta]

yeah

[banterbat]

um ummm *drops this and scurries away*

[jablonkie]

bartkon request b4 classes for @lookdownyonderjibril yippee

[bobbinalong]

konbart zine pitches. the blacked out one is the one i ended up working on (it's still not done, ugh). go follow @konbartzine to get the zine once it's finished

[bonemeal12]

CHOMP!!

om nom nom nom om om

[arttuff]

bart, bro, youre going to look so cute after this dude

[nicomoon69]

Bernard: so how long have you guys been dating?

Tim: Bear what are you talking about?? they’re just friends

Kon: what?? Bart and I have literally been dating for over three years

Tim: WHAT?!????

Bart: WE’VE LITERALLY MADE OUT IN FRONT OF U???

Tim: I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A BRO THING

Kon: A BRO THING???? BERNARD LITERALLY INVITED US ON A DOUBLE DATE??

Tim: I THOUGHT HE WAS TEASING YOU TWO

Bernard: Tim, sweetheart, loml, you might the dumbest person I know

[litta-jpg]

a lil bartkon for the soul pls

kon's used to it :]

[konbartzine]

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