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butchjolyne · 2 months ago
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tabitha galavan my beloved
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dwarkayadav · 1 year ago
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lastleggysee · 2 years ago
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The five types of canon - Sage Lesath
Canon: What actually happened.
Sage Lesath is a character from Last Legacy and a love interest. His character profile describes him as a mysterious mercenary with a dark past.
Headcanon: What you think happened, based on the characters, settings, storylines and all reasonable extrapolations thereof.
Voicecanon: Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Can actually kind of cook if he needs to, he just hates doesn't have the patience for it
Hasn't washed his coat once
Considers sitting around sharpening knives a hobby
Can sew/do woodworking and is actually pretty good at it all things considered
Not THAT much of a whore, all things considered
Heartcanon: What you feel ought to have happened, quite divorced from rationality or sense.
Actually the most responsible of the Starsworn when push comes to shove (You're telling me this man spent years on the street working to support himself and Tulsi and helped organize a gang but doesn't know how to get shit done?? okay.)
Probably won't ever be able to fully forgive himself for abandoning Tulsi, the Starsworn, or losing you. But once he gets over the self-hatred for the most part he'll spend the rest of his life working to make up for it.
Actually takes really good care of his armor and weapons (because there's no way he'd be able to afford another set)
Legitimately keeps track of all of his bartabs
It would've been a LOT harder to get Sage to basically rejoin the Starsworn after abandoning them the first time, whether Felix was initially paying him or no
Soulcanon: What you know happened, deep down in your soul, regardless of what anyone says. Including the creators of canon, themselves.
We were ROBBED - you can't tell me Sage wouldn't rock chest hair irl
You would have had to kiss him first. There's no way he felt like he was good enough for you to have made the first move. Even with adrenaline rushing, the mood set, a literal sign from the gods - you would have kissed him first and he would've melted
Has a troubled past/history with religion
T a t t o o s. Multiple. Most of them terrible.
Legitimately smart and not just in the street smarts sort of way (but the trauma overrides it sometimes)
Crotchcanon: What your gonads wish had happened, or, alternatively, what turns you on.
6.5 inches, curved slightly upward, uncut, semi-bush but takes care to trim often
Gives the SLOPPIEST head you've ever seen. Saliva and secretions everywhere and he fucking loves it
Sometimes gets too impatient and fucks you with his pants still on, just unbuttoned and pulled down (a la Owen Gray)
You can't tell me that little hankerchief dangling from his belt hasn't been shoved in his mouth (or yours, if you're into that) before to keep him quiet
Goes fucking CRAZY watching you pleasure yourself while the two of you are fucking. Asks for it, begs for it, gets off on it
Will make it a personal challenge to make you orgasm as many times as you are physically capable can in one session
Watches your face while you're having sex just as much (if not more) than your body
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aquadestinyswriting · 2 years ago
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15 Questions, 15 Mutuals- Selene
Thanks to @writingamongther0ses and @mariahwritesstuff for the tags. This is the second one of these out of two. Placing the rest under a readmore because it's going to get long. Oh and I'm nicking the idea of an extra-planar interviewer from @blind-the-winds because that will help me warm up the writing muscles for later. I'm answering these as of current fiction.
This is an open tag for anyone that wants to take part, but I will be tagging the people I know will be interested in the following responses
Tags: @druidx, @blind-the-winds, @mariahwritesstuff, @odysseywritings
[The Wizard's Tower, Toreguarde. It's first thing in the morning and the sun is just coming through the windows of the tower's library. Selene is sitting at her desk, a mug of dwarven bloc coffee in hand. Sitting opposite her, halfway hiding where the sunrise hasn't quite reached is the Interviewer. Chrackle is sitting in the rafters above them, eyeing the shifting, amorphous figure warily.]
Interviewer: Good morning, I hope I'm not inconveniencing you by coming along this early?
Selene: Not at all. It's not often that an extra-planar being visits the city without having an agenda to blow it up or destroy it. It's quite refreshing, actually.
Interviewer: I am quite aware of the city's reputation. Your head of security was quite thorough in her interrogation. I'm surprised she was able to notice me.
Selene: What can I say, it helps to have a Plane Shifter on staff.
1. Are you named after anyone?
I honestly don't know. I suspect my mother had heard the name as some sort of reference and liked it enough to use it as my name. Sadly, I have no way to contact her to ask, if she's even still alive
2. When was the last time you cried?
*jokingly* when Orrock last reminded me what Ivan's bartab total was. On a more serious note though, it was just after we got the official paperwork regarding the adoption of Caitr and Bridget. It hadn't actually hit me until then that I was a mother.
3. Do you have kids?
As I said, I have two adopted daughters. Edwin brought them home one day and talked me into keeping them because they're half dwarves. It's a good thing my partner lived in Fangthane for as long as he did because the girls are going to grow up knowing about dwarven culture and not end up cut off from it.
4. Do you use sarcasm?
When it's required
Chrackle: She use it too much!
*glaring up at her familiar* They weren't asking you!
5. What's the first thing you notice about people?
Physically it's the appearance, I usually notice the way they're dressed first, before anything else.
Chrackle: *helpfully* only when she pay attention. Head in clouds a lot.
*ignoring the bird* Aside from that, if the person in question can use magic, it's a little easier to notice the magical "vibes" they give off. They often say a lot more than anything else
6. What's your eye color?
Green.
7. Scary movies or happy endings?
*once the concept of a movie is explained* Why not both? I've been an avid reader all my life and, as long as the execution is decent, I enjoy all sorts of stories. While I might prefer books, stories of both types are enjoyable no matter the medium.
8. Any special talents?
Given that anyone can learn how to use magic, I don't think there's really anything special about what I can do. That's not a bad thing, I highly encourage those that want to to learn magic.
9. Where were you born?
On a small charcoal burner's homestead somewhere near Embertown. All I remember is that it was way out in the middle of nowhere and that our closest neighbour, the Schreiber manorhouse, was about two or three miles away.
10. What are your hobbies?
I'm an academic first and foremost, so most of my hobbies are basically what I do as my job. I said before that I was an avid reader. I'm also in the process of learning conversational dwarven and I study Arcane theory on the side.
11. Have you any pets?
Not at the moment, Chrackle is probably the closest equivalent- *annoyed squawk from the rafters*- but I don't think familiars really count. Caitr has been bugging us for a cat recently though. Whether it's because she wants one to make a familiar later or just because she wants a pet... I'll need to wait and find out.
12. What sports do you play/have played?
I'm not really into any kind of physical exercise for fun. I'm a bit too awkward and clumsy. My oldest brother would try to include me when I was a child, but my older brother made actually enjoying it very difficult and my father.... well he had some very traditionalist views that I don't agree with.
13. How tall are you?
5 feet 5 inches, so around average height for a human woman.
14. Favorite subject in school?
As a person who loves learning in general, all the subjects were my favourite. Seems a bit trite, I know, but my mother was an excellent teacher and Yastromo figured out how to work around the way I learned pretty quickly.
15. Dream job?
It's always been to manage my own arcane library. I now have the time to dedicate solely to this place and not get constantly dragged away to appease the Council. It's a shame it took this long to get here, but I've learned a lot from my experiences, harrowing as many of them may have been.
Interviewer: Thank you for your time. I appreciate how candid you've been
Selene: *waves a hand* It's no trouble, it's been nice to have a conversation about my life that hasn't involved getting into the politics of Toreguarde or its history.
Interviewer: I can imagine. *shuffles papers* Anyway, I'd best be off, I'm sure there are plenty of people who want access to your library and I've probably kept them waiting long enough.
Chrackle: *landing on table, glaring at the Interviewer* What do with answers?
[The Interviewer does not reply, simply nodding to Selene and vanishing.]
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whatevergreen · 2 years ago
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Ggreg Taylor (upper left), Dan Nicoletta (lower left) and pals at Club Uranus, San Francisco, 1994. photo: Polly Polaroid
Polly Polaroid?
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"Polly Polaroid was a presence for around two decades (mid 70s-mid 90s) in the gay bars of San Francisco — and yet no one seemed to remember her story. She would make her rounds in the bars, saying "Photo to remember the evening?" to all patrons — and yet she disappeared and no one knew what happened.
When asking about her, friends would ask if I was talking about Mildred Gardiner, the famous "Millie" from North Beach, who likewise took photos for years. But no, Millie's beat was North Beach, whereas Polly was well known in Polk Gulch, South of Market and gay venues and events throughout the city. ..."
"... There are precious few mentions about her in the gay press. In Gay Times from 1986 Rick Mill spoke to both her ubiquity and anonymity in his column. The Piglet's Pen:
"Who is that lady called Polly Polaroid? No matter where I go, she's there. 'Photo to remember the evening?' she humbly inquires. That woman ought to go into the blackmail business, [with] some of the pictures she's taken of me. I mean, here I am on Ringold Alley; three in the morning…the rest is a blur. All I remember is seeing a flash and hearing a little voice saying, 'Photo to remember the evening?'"
She was, apparently, an inspiration to her subjects with her sense of humor as well. In his Bird Droppings column in a 1976 article in San Francisco's Rip Off Rag, the author, who went by the name of 'The Jailbird,' has this item: "The Bird's quote of the week: Polly Polaroid to a paying customer, 'If you want me to take a picture of Shane's manhood in the bathroom, you may have to spend another six dollars to have it enlarged.'"
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A Polly Polaroid portrait at Jolly King Restaurant, circa 1976
From the Bay Area Reporter article: The Polly Polaroid Paradox: Tracking down the woman behind the legend
https://www.ebar.com/story.php?ch=bartab&sc=barchive&id=294763
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myposhsharing · 2 months ago
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Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: VTG Ralph Lauren Collection Purple Label Wool Blend Plaid Tartan Trousers Sz 8.
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l3m0ngal5 · 3 months ago
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Bartender:for the last time Noah you cannot sell your son into my service to pay off your bartab
Stop
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thisblogisnotinteresting · 2 years ago
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More pictures from St. Patrick’s day bartab.
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Another secret confession!!
Thanks for your sexy confession hehe
After my ex and i separated i went to a hole in the wall dive bar and started flirting with the bartender..after way too many drinks he tells me that the tab is on him if i fuck him sooo we did it in the back office on the desk ;)
Please like and share
and always feel free to contribute :)
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bartab · 5 years ago
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✨ i’m making a favorites page!!! ✨
i’ve been thinking about doing this for a while & i finally have the time! this page will feature 20 of my favorite blogs & yours could be one of them! any & all blog types are welcome 🧡
✨ what you have to do to be considered ✨
- must be following @bartab
- reblog this post (likes will not be counted & are only for bookmarking)
✨ perks ✨
- a new follower (if i’m not following you already)
- a new friend! 🧡
- a solo promo request every month (basically you message me that you want a promo, i promo you)
- free queues all the damn time
- original post & selfie reblogs
- a spot on my favorites page here
✨ how to increase your chances ✨
- shoot me a message! i don’t bite
- reblog this multiple times
- follow @honestey & @aloha-tropicana (message me if you do!)
- get my attention somehow???
that’s it, babes! i’ll be picking when i feel like this has enough notes! good luck x
please don’t let this flop
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marcomartinezautor · 4 years ago
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So... Weihnachtshaarschnitt🌲 erledigt.🥴 #haareab #bartab #autorenleben #esthermarcomartinez #diewohnungmarcomartinez (hier: Lauterach, Austria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJQz6ZjB3N2/?igshid=9l7nap5g7dfg
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elsieghoul-blog · 6 years ago
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okay just had to point out that this is mayb (definitely) the best thing to ever happen on this site everyone can leave now
@bartab
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froggy1003 · 2 years ago
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Enter to win now at www.froggy1003.com @saratogacasino @vaporsaratoga @jamieleethurston #VIP #Lounge #BarTab #saratogacasinohotel #Vapor #jamieleethurston #21yearsold #Froggy1003 (at Froggy 100.3) https://www.instagram.com/p/CeOibwMLsZH/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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the-richie · 6 years ago
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Just a reminder that not only am I trying to afford a #Disneyland #AnnualPass, but a #BarTab for #KlownKaraoke: @bangbangroomdtla... link’s in the bio! https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq8T4sFgZ8e/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=136cyuclzr7c2
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myposhsharing · 6 months ago
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Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: VTG Ralph Lauren Collection Purple Label Wool Blend Plaid Tartan Trousers Sz 8.
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rhymeontime · 3 years ago
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Pleased to announce I get to host a few shows for @savannahcirque at @plantriversidedistrict in the next few weeks. These dedicated artists really put in the work and watching them is thrilling. Tonight I’ll be at my beloved @totallyawesomebarsavannah for Drunk Spelling Bee! The @savannahcomedyunderground 4 year anniversary show is there tonight at 9pm and the Bee starts right after! Feeling copious amounts of gratitude for the folks and opportunities in my life. #mosthostess #mostdopeness #savannahcirque #plantriversidedistrict #circusshow #comedy #savannah #savannahcomedy #totallyawesomebar #drunkspellingbee #prizes #medal #bartab #savannahcomedyunderground #anniversary #yas #fouryears #tomanymore #bestlife #iswhatyoumakeit (at Totally Awesome Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSuQLvlMJOp/?utm_medium=tumblr
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