#bartab

[butchjolyne]

tabitha galavan my beloved

[extravagantliar]

❝ You seemed pretty helpless without me. ❞ Maxima strolls into a Minrathous tavern that she would usually would never find herself dead in. However, she had heard her favourite dwarf in all of Thedas had arrived into the city with their associate. The tavern keepers face seems to drain of blood as she enters with her own guard, the space clears quickly as she smiles to Varric ❝ How is it you always look more and more dashing each time we meet, dearest? ❞ // from Maxima

It's like music to his ears.

Well, almost like music to his ears, he's being nagged at - he can help it if he really wants to. There are other places they can meet, other areas of this city that match her gravitas. However, she does it for him - he's sneaking through alleyways and dragging his body through the worst of it, and she is as pretty as a sugared plum - as it should be.

"Helpless. Hapless. Hardly, just bored without you. Who else will criticize my trading policies as I stab a man?" True, she always had a biting word for him, always helpful - always insightful, and it was always something noted, sometimes heeded. "Oh, Princess, you've missed me." It is saccharine, sweet all over - nearly soaked in it, yet this is what they do. This is how they have always talked.

She has that guard with her as always; they clear the room, and he turns, in his seat - looking her over, and she's done well not to stand out, but she's always overdressed in a bar where there is an open tab that has his name on it. "You can tell me I'm getting old. I'm grey all over, everything hurts, and I'm still out here running around in the rain and the mud." Such was life; such was always life. Those thoughts are pushed aside, and he pushes a chair out with his boot. "I bought you a bottle of wine." This place didn't sell wine, something more swill on the menu, and he did not buy the bottle of wine more than he procured it from a slaver after he finalised some business with the man ( the business of freeing his slaves and breaking his knees so others could have their chance ).

So he had liberated that as well.

It is placed in front of her, and he smiles, tilting his head. "I'm coming to ask a favour from you; I need you to do some things for me."

[squirrel-rising]

First Boozelings have been born!!!

Sangria is beautiful, and will either be kept in a place of honor or sold for many moneys. BarTab is ugly and going in the blender

might fuck around & breed Shandy & Julep because they have pretty good chances of making REALLY nifty babies

[lastleggysee]

The five types of canon - Sage Lesath

Canon: What actually happened.

Sage Lesath is a character from Last Legacy and a love interest. His character profile describes him as a mysterious mercenary with a dark past.

Headcanon: What you think happened, based on the characters, settings, storylines and all reasonable extrapolations thereof.

Voicecanon: Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Can actually kind of cook if he needs to, he just hates doesn't have the patience for it

Hasn't washed his coat once

Considers sitting around sharpening knives a hobby

Can sew/do woodworking and is actually pretty good at it all things considered

Not THAT much of a whore, all things considered

Heartcanon: What you feel ought to have happened, quite divorced from rationality or sense.

Actually the most responsible of the Starsworn when push comes to shove (You're telling me this man spent years on the street working to support himself and Tulsi and helped organize a gang but doesn't know how to get shit done?? okay.)

Probably won't ever be able to fully forgive himself for abandoning Tulsi, the Starsworn, or losing you. But once he gets over the self-hatred for the most part he'll spend the rest of his life working to make up for it.

Actually takes really good care of his armor and weapons (because there's no way he'd be able to afford another set)

Legitimately keeps track of all of his bartabs

It would've been a LOT harder to get Sage to basically rejoin the Starsworn after abandoning them the first time, whether Felix was initially paying him or no

Soulcanon: What you know happened, deep down in your soul, regardless of what anyone says. Including the creators of canon, themselves.

We were ROBBED - you can't tell me Sage wouldn't rock chest hair irl

You would have had to kiss him first. There's no way he felt like he was good enough for you to have made the first move. Even with adrenaline rushing, the mood set, a literal sign from the gods - you would have kissed him first and he would've melted

Has a troubled past/history with religion

T a t t o o s. Multiple. Most of them terrible.

Legitimately smart and not just in the street smarts sort of way (but the trauma overrides it sometimes)

Crotchcanon: What your gonads wish had happened, or, alternatively, what turns you on.

6.5 inches, curved slightly upward, uncut, semi-bush but takes care to trim often

Gives the SLOPPIEST head you've ever seen. Saliva and secretions everywhere and he fucking loves it

Sometimes gets too impatient and fucks you with his pants still on, just unbuttoned and pulled down (a la Owen Gray)

You can't tell me that little hankerchief dangling from his belt hasn't been shoved in his mouth (or yours, if you're into that) before to keep him quiet

Goes fucking CRAZY watching you pleasure yourself while the two of you are fucking. Asks for it, begs for it, gets off on it

Will make it a personal challenge to make you orgasm as many times as you are physically capable can in one session

Watches your face while you're having sex just as much (if not more) than your body

[myposhsharing]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: VTG Ralph Lauren Collection Purple Label Wool Blend Plaid Tartan Trousers Sz 8.

[l3m0ngal5]

Bartender:for the last time Noah you cannot sell your son into my service to pay off your bartab

Stop

[naughtyhornyconfessions330033]

Another secret confession!!

Thanks for your sexy confession hehe

After my ex and i separated i went to a hole in the wall dive bar and started flirting with the bartender..after way too many drinks he tells me that the tab is on him if i fuck him sooo we did it in the back office on the desk ;)

Please like and share

and always feel free to contribute :)

[bartab]

✨ i’m making a favorites page!!! ✨

i’ve been thinking about doing this for a while & i finally have the time! this page will feature 20 of my favorite blogs & yours could be one of them! any & all blog types are welcome 🧡

✨ what you have to do to be considered ✨

- must be following @bartab

- reblog this post (likes will not be counted & are only for bookmarking)

✨ perks ✨

- a new follower (if i’m not following you already)

- a new friend! 🧡

- a solo promo request every month (basically you message me that you want a promo, i promo you)

- free queues all the damn time

- original post & selfie reblogs

- a spot on my favorites page here

✨ how to increase your chances ✨

- shoot me a message! i don’t bite

- reblog this multiple times

- follow @honestey & @aloha-tropicana (message me if you do!)

- get my attention somehow???

that’s it, babes! i’ll be picking when i feel like this has enough notes! good luck x

please don’t let this flop

[marcomartinezautor]

So... Weihnachtshaarschnitt🌲 erledigt.🥴 #haareab #bartab #autorenleben #esthermarcomartinez #diewohnungmarcomartinez (hier: Lauterach, Austria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJQz6ZjB3N2/?igshid=9l7nap5g7dfg

[elsieghoul-blog]

okay just had to point out that this is mayb (definitely) the best thing to ever happen on this site everyone can leave now

@bartab

[extravagantliar]

 [APPROVAL ] + left in varric's room in the hanged man, where he hides bianca when he's sleeping, granted that he isn't holding her like a pillow, is a pouch of soluble crushed seeds, or some other kind of powder. there's a note that says, 'don't ingest, add a finger of water, apply to bolts. it's safe on bianca's mechanisms, i already checked. you can pay me back by importing me a bag of orlesian flea medicine. before you ask, no, its not for me, it's for one of the alley cats. - anders.' a crude drawing of a cats face sits in the open unused parchment space.

Send [ APPROVAL ] + (a decision that your muse is making) || selectively accepting

Boots come down harder on the wooden floor than intended. He's more distracted than intended, company he's trying to dodge. There are friends and foes alike offering him a drink, and he unfortunately has deadlines, at least more than one. So he flourishes and offers his bartab before he uses his skills to nearly vanish up the staircase and away from the noise and mess, which is almost unlike him ( he knows he's the last to turn down a drink, but now he needs to put pen to paper as rumours swirl for one reason or another ).

He makes it out - somehow.

Somehow, like most things in his life.

Somehow, he makes it up those stairs and to his door. Home, sweet, seedy home. Yet, he rather shucks work to the side, something he shouldn't do, but he does it regardless since his head still spins. He tucks in, paying little mind to wear Bianca, who sits at the foot of his bed, next to his desk. Rather, rest is easy, and his head is too warm for him to actually hear the door open ( you're a rotten rogue, young man ).

Morning comes when Corff yells at someone; it's likely afternoon, but he cannot hear the Hightown bells from here. It doesn't matter - today was just another Guild meeting, another thing thrust upon him. Sleep is wiped from his eyes, one after the other, before he moves. Then he changes - half disgusted with himself that he slept with the same sour from the bar below, half unsurprised. It's quick work finding something clean - but he pauses, before pulling a clean tunic over his head. A note with familiar handwriting catches his eye. The red tunic is pulled over quickly, and he slides into his seat and pulls that note into his hands.

Anders.

Well, he should be mad, but the pouch is already in his hand, and from the note, he already knows how to dip the bolts, but just a bag? He makes quick work of pulling parchment from a pile - not that ( that was billing ), another ( nope, funding for the clinic ), another piece is freed, and it is finally blank, and a quill is pulled from its perch.

He does have a fondness for those cats as well.

'Anders,

I'd like to know how you broke in to do this, first. Secondly, thanks for double-checking, was it the smith in Lowtown? I like them, let me know. I have orders going out this week, one bag or two? Also if there is anything else needed for our friends in Darktown, now is the time to ask.

Thanks, VT'

+25 friendship with Anders

[the-richie]

Just a reminder that not only am I trying to afford a #Disneyland #AnnualPass, but a #BarTab for #KlownKaraoke: @bangbangroomdtla... link’s in the bio! https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq8T4sFgZ8e/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=136cyuclzr7c2

[froggy1003]

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[myposhsharing]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: VTG Ralph Lauren Collection Purple Label Wool Blend Plaid Tartan Trousers Sz 8.

[rhymeontime]

Pleased to announce I get to host a few shows for @savannahcirque at @plantriversidedistrict in the next few weeks. These dedicated artists really put in the work and watching them is thrilling. Tonight I’ll be at my beloved @totallyawesomebarsavannah for Drunk Spelling Bee! The @savannahcomedyunderground 4 year anniversary show is there tonight at 9pm and the Bee starts right after! Feeling copious amounts of gratitude for the folks and opportunities in my life. #mosthostess #mostdopeness #savannahcirque #plantriversidedistrict #circusshow #comedy #savannah #savannahcomedy #totallyawesomebar #drunkspellingbee #prizes #medal #bartab #savannahcomedyunderground #anniversary #yas #fouryears #tomanymore #bestlife #iswhatyoumakeit (at Totally Awesome Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSuQLvlMJOp/?utm_medium=tumblr