#bartab

[butchjolyne]

tabitha galavan my beloved

[extravagantliar]

 [APPROVAL ] + left in varric's room in the hanged man, where he hides bianca when he's sleeping, granted that he isn't holding her like a pillow, is a pouch of soluble crushed seeds, or some other kind of powder. there's a note that says, 'don't ingest, add a finger of water, apply to bolts. it's safe on bianca's mechanisms, i already checked. you can pay me back by importing me a bag of orlesian flea medicine. before you ask, no, its not for me, it's for one of the alley cats. - anders.' a crude drawing of a cats face sits in the open unused parchment space.

Send [ APPROVAL ] + (a decision that your muse is making) || selectively accepting

Boots come down harder on the wooden floor than intended. He's more distracted than intended, company he's trying to dodge. There are friends and foes alike offering him a drink, and he unfortunately has deadlines, at least more than one. So he flourishes and offers his bartab before he uses his skills to nearly vanish up the staircase and away from the noise and mess, which is almost unlike him ( he knows he's the last to turn down a drink, but now he needs to put pen to paper as rumours swirl for one reason or another ).

He makes it out - somehow.

Somehow, like most things in his life.

Somehow, he makes it up those stairs and to his door. Home, sweet, seedy home. Yet, he rather shucks work to the side, something he shouldn't do, but he does it regardless since his head still spins. He tucks in, paying little mind to wear Bianca, who sits at the foot of his bed, next to his desk. Rather, rest is easy, and his head is too warm for him to actually hear the door open ( you're a rotten rogue, young man ).

Morning comes when Corff yells at someone; it's likely afternoon, but he cannot hear the Hightown bells from here. It doesn't matter - today was just another Guild meeting, another thing thrust upon him. Sleep is wiped from his eyes, one after the other, before he moves. Then he changes - half disgusted with himself that he slept with the same sour from the bar below, half unsurprised. It's quick work finding something clean - but he pauses, before pulling a clean tunic over his head. A note with familiar handwriting catches his eye. The red tunic is pulled over quickly, and he slides into his seat and pulls that note into his hands.

Anders.

Well, he should be mad, but the pouch is already in his hand, and from the note, he already knows how to dip the bolts, but just a bag? He makes quick work of pulling parchment from a pile - not that ( that was billing ), another ( nope, funding for the clinic ), another piece is freed, and it is finally blank, and a quill is pulled from its perch.

He does have a fondness for those cats as well.

'Anders,

I'd like to know how you broke in to do this, first. Secondly, thanks for double-checking, was it the smith in Lowtown? I like them, let me know. I have orders going out this week, one bag or two? Also if there is anything else needed for our friends in Darktown, now is the time to ask.

Thanks, VT'

+25 friendship with Anders

[lastleggysee]

The five types of canon - Sage Lesath

Canon: What actually happened.

Sage Lesath is a character from Last Legacy and a love interest. His character profile describes him as a mysterious mercenary with a dark past.

Headcanon: What you think happened, based on the characters, settings, storylines and all reasonable extrapolations thereof.

Voicecanon: Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Can actually kind of cook if he needs to, he just hates doesn't have the patience for it

Hasn't washed his coat once

Considers sitting around sharpening knives a hobby

Can sew/do woodworking and is actually pretty good at it all things considered

Not THAT much of a whore, all things considered

Heartcanon: What you feel ought to have happened, quite divorced from rationality or sense.

Actually the most responsible of the Starsworn when push comes to shove (You're telling me this man spent years on the street working to support himself and Tulsi and helped organize a gang but doesn't know how to get shit done?? okay.)

Probably won't ever be able to fully forgive himself for abandoning Tulsi, the Starsworn, or losing you. But once he gets over the self-hatred for the most part he'll spend the rest of his life working to make up for it.

Actually takes really good care of his armor and weapons (because there's no way he'd be able to afford another set)

Legitimately keeps track of all of his bartabs

It would've been a LOT harder to get Sage to basically rejoin the Starsworn after abandoning them the first time, whether Felix was initially paying him or no

Soulcanon: What you know happened, deep down in your soul, regardless of what anyone says. Including the creators of canon, themselves.

We were ROBBED - you can't tell me Sage wouldn't rock chest hair irl

You would have had to kiss him first. There's no way he felt like he was good enough for you to have made the first move. Even with adrenaline rushing, the mood set, a literal sign from the gods - you would have kissed him first and he would've melted

Has a troubled past/history with religion

T a t t o o s. Multiple. Most of them terrible.

Legitimately smart and not just in the street smarts sort of way (but the trauma overrides it sometimes)

Crotchcanon: What your gonads wish had happened, or, alternatively, what turns you on.

6.5 inches, curved slightly upward, uncut, semi-bush but takes care to trim often

Gives the SLOPPIEST head you've ever seen. Saliva and secretions everywhere and he fucking loves it

Sometimes gets too impatient and fucks you with his pants still on, just unbuttoned and pulled down (a la Owen Gray)

You can't tell me that little hankerchief dangling from his belt hasn't been shoved in his mouth (or yours, if you're into that) before to keep him quiet

Goes fucking CRAZY watching you pleasure yourself while the two of you are fucking. Asks for it, begs for it, gets off on it

Will make it a personal challenge to make you orgasm as many times as you are physically capable can in one session

Watches your face while you're having sex just as much (if not more) than your body

[aquadestinyswriting]

15 Questions, 15 Mutuals- Selene

Thanks to @writingamongther0ses and @mariahwritesstuff for the tags. This is the second one of these out of two. Placing the rest under a readmore because it's going to get long. Oh and I'm nicking the idea of an extra-planar interviewer from @blind-the-winds because that will help me warm up the writing muscles for later. I'm answering these as of current fiction.

This is an open tag for anyone that wants to take part, but I will be tagging the people I know will be interested in the following responses

Tags: @druidx, @blind-the-winds, @mariahwritesstuff, @odysseywritings

[The Wizard's Tower, Toreguarde. It's first thing in the morning and the sun is just coming through the windows of the tower's library. Selene is sitting at her desk, a mug of dwarven bloc coffee in hand. Sitting opposite her, halfway hiding where the sunrise hasn't quite reached is the Interviewer. Chrackle is sitting in the rafters above them, eyeing the shifting, amorphous figure warily.]

Interviewer: Good morning, I hope I'm not inconveniencing you by coming along this early?

Selene: Not at all. It's not often that an extra-planar being visits the city without having an agenda to blow it up or destroy it. It's quite refreshing, actually.

Interviewer: I am quite aware of the city's reputation. Your head of security was quite thorough in her interrogation. I'm surprised she was able to notice me.

Selene: What can I say, it helps to have a Plane Shifter on staff.

1. Are you named after anyone?

I honestly don't know. I suspect my mother had heard the name as some sort of reference and liked it enough to use it as my name. Sadly, I have no way to contact her to ask, if she's even still alive

2. When was the last time you cried?

*jokingly* when Orrock last reminded me what Ivan's bartab total was. On a more serious note though, it was just after we got the official paperwork regarding the adoption of Caitr and Bridget. It hadn't actually hit me until then that I was a mother.

3. Do you have kids?

As I said, I have two adopted daughters. Edwin brought them home one day and talked me into keeping them because they're half dwarves. It's a good thing my partner lived in Fangthane for as long as he did because the girls are going to grow up knowing about dwarven culture and not end up cut off from it.

4. Do you use sarcasm?

When it's required

Chrackle: She use it too much!

*glaring up at her familiar* They weren't asking you!

5. What's the first thing you notice about people?

Physically it's the appearance, I usually notice the way they're dressed first, before anything else.

Chrackle: *helpfully* only when she pay attention. Head in clouds a lot.

*ignoring the bird* Aside from that, if the person in question can use magic, it's a little easier to notice the magical "vibes" they give off. They often say a lot more than anything else

6. What's your eye color?

Green.

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

*once the concept of a movie is explained* Why not both? I've been an avid reader all my life and, as long as the execution is decent, I enjoy all sorts of stories. While I might prefer books, stories of both types are enjoyable no matter the medium.

8. Any special talents?

Given that anyone can learn how to use magic, I don't think there's really anything special about what I can do. That's not a bad thing, I highly encourage those that want to to learn magic.

9. Where were you born?

On a small charcoal burner's homestead somewhere near Embertown. All I remember is that it was way out in the middle of nowhere and that our closest neighbour, the Schreiber manorhouse, was about two or three miles away.

10. What are your hobbies?

I'm an academic first and foremost, so most of my hobbies are basically what I do as my job. I said before that I was an avid reader. I'm also in the process of learning conversational dwarven and I study Arcane theory on the side.

11. Have you any pets?

Not at the moment, Chrackle is probably the closest equivalent- *annoyed squawk from the rafters*- but I don't think familiars really count. Caitr has been bugging us for a cat recently though. Whether it's because she wants one to make a familiar later or just because she wants a pet... I'll need to wait and find out.

12. What sports do you play/have played?

I'm not really into any kind of physical exercise for fun. I'm a bit too awkward and clumsy. My oldest brother would try to include me when I was a child, but my older brother made actually enjoying it very difficult and my father.... well he had some very traditionalist views that I don't agree with.

13. How tall are you?

5 feet 5 inches, so around average height for a human woman.

14. Favorite subject in school?

As a person who loves learning in general, all the subjects were my favourite. Seems a bit trite, I know, but my mother was an excellent teacher and Yastromo figured out how to work around the way I learned pretty quickly.

15. Dream job?

It's always been to manage my own arcane library. I now have the time to dedicate solely to this place and not get constantly dragged away to appease the Council. It's a shame it took this long to get here, but I've learned a lot from my experiences, harrowing as many of them may have been.

Interviewer: Thank you for your time. I appreciate how candid you've been

Selene: *waves a hand* It's no trouble, it's been nice to have a conversation about my life that hasn't involved getting into the politics of Toreguarde or its history.

Interviewer: I can imagine. *shuffles papers* Anyway, I'd best be off, I'm sure there are plenty of people who want access to your library and I've probably kept them waiting long enough.

Chrackle: *landing on table, glaring at the Interviewer* What do with answers?

[The Interviewer does not reply, simply nodding to Selene and vanishing.]

[myposhsharing]

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[l3m0ngal5]

Bartender:for the last time Noah you cannot sell your son into my service to pay off your bartab

Stop

[thisblogisnotinteresting]

More pictures from St. Patrick’s day bartab.

[naughtyhornyconfessions330033]

Another secret confession!!

Thanks for your sexy confession hehe

After my ex and i separated i went to a hole in the wall dive bar and started flirting with the bartender..after way too many drinks he tells me that the tab is on him if i fuck him sooo we did it in the back office on the desk ;)

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and always feel free to contribute :)

[bartab]

✨ i’m making a favorites page!!! ✨

i’ve been thinking about doing this for a while & i finally have the time! this page will feature 20 of my favorite blogs & yours could be one of them! any & all blog types are welcome 🧡

✨ what you have to do to be considered ✨

- must be following @bartab

- reblog this post (likes will not be counted & are only for bookmarking)

✨ perks ✨

- a new follower (if i’m not following you already)

- a new friend! 🧡

- a solo promo request every month (basically you message me that you want a promo, i promo you)

- free queues all the damn time

- original post & selfie reblogs

- a spot on my favorites page here

✨ how to increase your chances ✨

- shoot me a message! i don’t bite

- reblog this multiple times

- follow @honestey & @aloha-tropicana (message me if you do!)

- get my attention somehow???

that’s it, babes! i’ll be picking when i feel like this has enough notes! good luck x

please don’t let this flop

[marcomartinezautor]

So... Weihnachtshaarschnitt🌲 erledigt.🥴 #haareab #bartab #autorenleben #esthermarcomartinez #diewohnungmarcomartinez (hier: Lauterach, Austria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJQz6ZjB3N2/?igshid=9l7nap5g7dfg

[elsieghoul-blog]

okay just had to point out that this is mayb (definitely) the best thing to ever happen on this site everyone can leave now

@bartab

[froggy1003]

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[the-richie]

Just a reminder that not only am I trying to afford a #Disneyland #AnnualPass, but a #BarTab for #KlownKaraoke: @bangbangroomdtla... link’s in the bio! https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq8T4sFgZ8e/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=136cyuclzr7c2

[myposhsharing]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: VTG Ralph Lauren Collection Purple Label Wool Blend Plaid Tartan Trousers Sz 8.

[rhymeontime]

Pleased to announce I get to host a few shows for @savannahcirque at @plantriversidedistrict in the next few weeks. These dedicated artists really put in the work and watching them is thrilling. Tonight I’ll be at my beloved @totallyawesomebarsavannah for Drunk Spelling Bee! The @savannahcomedyunderground 4 year anniversary show is there tonight at 9pm and the Bee starts right after! Feeling copious amounts of gratitude for the folks and opportunities in my life. #mosthostess #mostdopeness #savannahcirque #plantriversidedistrict #circusshow #comedy #savannah #savannahcomedy #totallyawesomebar #drunkspellingbee #prizes #medal #bartab #savannahcomedyunderground #anniversary #yas #fouryears #tomanymore #bestlife #iswhatyoumakeit (at Totally Awesome Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSuQLvlMJOp/?utm_medium=tumblr