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attila-werther · 1 year ago

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antony is so fucking dog coded

#bark bark motherfucker

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thornescratch · 5 days ago

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Marty getting the chain for riding to Roy's rescue is very touching but the Caps social media admin choosing to zoom in on Ovi's double-cheeked up walk is also very valid.

#Just a lotta cake there on a Saturday night #I applaud Ovi's commitment to flesh colored leggings for that naked even when he's not naked look #These motherfuckers love nothing more than barking and yelling SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH at each other.#Alexander Ovechkin #Martin Fehervary #Jakub Chyrchrun #Postgame hijinks #Hockey junk in the trunk #Washington Capitals

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gossippool · 4 months ago

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yeah anyway my favourite genre is whatever this is. all day all night wait who said that

#user: gossippool 😝#my stupid grotesque little motherfucker i desire him carnally #BARK BARK WOOF WOOF #i'm normal.#deadpool #wade wilson #wade WILSON💜

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questionablerice · 8 months ago

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Also eldest child. Also uncontrolled internet access. Played the horse. Sat next to hot girl in band class. And woke mind virus.

PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU VOTE!

#there are parts to my backstory none of you have even heard of #that best friend who I touched tips with in a trash pile?#somehow persuaded me to play horse one time. he sat on my back while I crawled around on the floor.#he was a matter of months older than me and my best friend #he's a father now and works at a dispensary #and me?#I'm still trying to unpack that I want to be collared so bad but I haven't killed my inhibitions yet #but one day chat... one day...!#I'll unlock that last 10% of my power #and the world will rue the day it fucked with me #bark bark motherfucker

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lgbtqtext · 3 months ago

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jukeboxhound · 1 month ago

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In the last eight years or so -- which means it's not just COVID-related issues -- I've lost my favorite local coffee house, my favorite local bookstore, my favorite local quirky restaurant, AND my favorite local Irish pub with the 1916 Easter Rising mural, and now I'm about to lose my favorite local secondhand clothing shop. 😭

#pretty much all of them have to do with an inability to pay the sharply rising cost of rent in this area #the clothing store owner is an 80yo woman who never remembers me lmao but she's very nice and has excellent fashion taste #the bookstore employees actually wanted to collectively buy the business from the owner but the owner said no #because he also owned the building and thought he could make more by renting it out to another business #joke's on him the place has been empty for several years now since he killed his own bookstore SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER #not unrelatedly now that my dad has officially inherited the house from my late grandmother the county has reappraised the property #and we're anxiously waiting for confirmation of the annual tax to see if we can pay it :/ two attorneys have told us to expect #an increase of like 8-12k/year 😭 and yet california's democratic supermajority failed to pass rent caps 🤡💀#hound barks

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heavenlyantennas · 5 months ago

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i guess you guys can see my ugly bitch fuck dumb stupid freak son who has fifteen diseases that i hate... his name is caspian i will be punching him and it will kill him

#pressure #oc #roblox pressure #pressure original character #pressure oc #i hate him #like a lot #if i flashed him he would die forever #motherfucker is all bark no bite #i could take him in a fight and hes like 9 feet tall and 1000 pounds #for context i cant fight for shit #my brother knows #hi proto i know you will see this!#no you wouldnt meet him i locked him in a box because i hate him #he is my son

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spidernuggets · 10 months ago

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Head empty. Just thinking about riding Jason Todd while on his motorcycle.

Uncomfortable? Probably. Hot asf? 💯%

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rainbowpopeworld · 11 months ago

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How long will the bafta bump last on tumblr? what even does it mean to trend on tumblr?

We do love us some man shaped beings and cute dogs with punny names

#david tennant #michael sheen #they’re still trending a week later #david fucking tennant #sexy scottish serpent #michael fucking sheen #welsh seduction machine #bark ruffalo #bafta 2024 #baftas #bafta awards #bafta #tumblr #good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable motherfuckers #ineffable*

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jackals-ships · 21 days ago

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lil dude is back! and im worried he's a stray somebody dumped tbh

#jackals barks #hes really friendly And shy #purrs like a MOTHERFUCKER too so im like. hes human friendly

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erina-leah · 1 year ago

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Y’all I am about to be so Not Normal tomorrow because of this motherfucker

WHO LET HIM BE SO FINE?????

#one piece #anime #manga #one piece live action #opla #one piece netflix #buggy #buggy one piece #this is about to be my whole personality #just buggy #I’m barking #woof woof motherfucker

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fishareglorious · 6 months ago

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god i fucking despise the sound of dogs barking. it either ramps up my anxiety or sends me into a blinding rage that i can’t act on and just gives me a headache

#random #one of those stupid fucking mutts bark and then the whole motherfucking neighborhood dogs start barking too

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catzgam3rz · 3 months ago

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Trying to beam into my upstairs neighbours head that yelling for your dog to come does not imbue it with the power of recall you gotta actually teach them that shit

#I’m going #crazy out here #their other dog is badly trained as well she does not know how to stay down #and they actively tell my to knee her in the chest to get her off????#motherfucker TRAIN YOUR DOG #the other one literally does not stop barking at me #I’m in this lawn every day it’s seen me a ton #it just will not stop barking #and the just leave her?????#to be clear if I go back in SHE BARKS AT MY DOOR #rambles #personal I suppose #I’m having a night

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galionne-vibin · 3 months ago

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Wanting to talk about OCs ➡️ But it requires making new art ➡️ Wanting to talk about OCs ➡️ But it requires making new art ➡️ Wanting to talk about OCs ➡️ But it requires making new art ➡️ Wanting to talk about OCs ➡️ But it requires making new art ➡️ Wanting-

#rambling #GRRR BARK BARK I WANNA TALK ABOUT ETHER GRRRR #I WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS TRAGIC MOTHERFUCKER #but i don't have the energy to make art rn...............

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mylove-thresher · 4 months ago

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How my dog feels after he acts all nice and innocent in the garage and lets me rub his belly and kiss his cute little head just to betray me and run upstairs and rub all over my carpet and refusing to go outside (forbidden)

(Kyoto will never be a good boy.)

(also I’ll post art later at night I’m too lazy)

#He wouldn’t go downstairs until I gave him one of my ma’s rice cookies.#The little shit.#He thinks he’s cute and funny.#(He is/neg)#Still my cutesy wootesy little pookie wookie cutie patootie dog #I forgive him if he doesn’t bark outside like a petty motherfucker who doesn’t understand that the police can take him if he barks too loud

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sa-bo · 2 years ago

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Genuinely need a break from this arc real quick why does One Piece delve so deep into the ethics of war this arc, like holy shit I'm gonna fucking die

#so much emotional shit been happening during the marineford arc im gonna come out of this feeling like a jaded war soldier #seeing coby having a downright full-on panic attack while bodies fall to the ground around him?? isnt this kid like 15-17 #and literally any scene where some shit happens to luffy is absolutely mortifying in nature ever since drum island #one piece sets itself up like ''lol look at these pirate friends getting into hijinks and saving each other and conquering the world!''#but then shit gets crazy every time #i can no longer in good conscience recommend this without warning people abt how scary it gets sometimes #i feel like the first taste comes during arlong park where we see nami repeatedly stabbing herself #then with us seeing zoro's wound stapled shut and bleeding like a motherfucker as he still tries to fight #because they couldn't get professional medical help even if they probably saw his fucking guts and ribcage #but shit just keeps getting more terrifying every arc #alabasta? civil war. we see the princess of her country screaming her lungs out in vain for her people to stop fighting #sky island? mass genocide. for funsies. by a man so hopped up on delusions and apathy he thinks it's funny #water 7? we see the downfall of ohara and robin trying to Fucking Commit Suicide because she finally found ppl who like her #thriller bark--THRILLER BARK SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.#seeing brook's crew sing together one last time as they all progressively drop dead one by one until only one is left #and the utter terror as we see zoro standing surrounded by his own blood in a 20 foot radius around him #impel down we see the horrors of the world government and how they treat their prisoners with layers of hell #and marineford we see a war even worse than that which we saw in alabasta #horrible horrible shit

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