#bark bark motherfucker
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antony is so fucking dog coded
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yeah anyway my favourite genre is whatever this is. all day all night wait who said that
#user: gossippool 😝#my stupid grotesque little motherfucker i desire him carnally#BARK BARK WOOF WOOF#i'm normal.#deadpool#wade wilson#wade WILSON💜
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#bark bark motherfucker!!!#lgbtqtext#lgbtq text#animated text#word art#pupgender colors#multicolor#pupgender#pupgender pride#pupgender positivity#pupgender humor#pupgender meme#xenogender#xenogender pride#xenogender positivity#xenogender humor#xenogender meme#trans#trans pride#trans positivity#trans humor#trans meme#queer#queer pride#queer positivity#queer humor#queer meme
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Me: sees a picture of Ewan Mcgregor with long hair and beard and a bit of a rugged look My brain: is this Wolf-Wan from the bones of a miracle by @tideswept ?
#he is. i decided#also i just checked on ao3 and this fic is a year old? impossible. time is not real#god he looks so hot in that picture#like bark bark motherfucker how is he so hot
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Also eldest child. Also uncontrolled internet access. Played the horse. Sat next to hot girl in band class. And woke mind virus.
PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU VOTE!
#there are parts to my backstory none of you have even heard of#that best friend who I touched tips with in a trash pile?#somehow persuaded me to play horse one time. he sat on my back while I crawled around on the floor.#he was a matter of months older than me and my best friend#he's a father now and works at a dispensary#and me?#I'm still trying to unpack that I want to be collared so bad but I haven't killed my inhibitions yet#but one day chat... one day...!#I'll unlock that last 10% of my power#and the world will rue the day it fucked with me#bark bark motherfucker
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i guess you guys can see my ugly bitch fuck dumb stupid freak son who has fifteen diseases that i hate... his name is caspian i will be punching him and it will kill him
#pressure#oc#roblox pressure#pressure original character#pressure oc#i hate him#like a lot#if i flashed him he would die forever#motherfucker is all bark no bite#i could take him in a fight and hes like 9 feet tall and 1000 pounds#for context i cant fight for shit#my brother knows#hi proto i know you will see this!#no you wouldnt meet him i locked him in a box because i hate him#he is my son
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Head empty. Just thinking about riding Jason Todd while on his motorcycle.
Uncomfortable? Probably. Hot asf? 💯%
#mickeysideas#he's so motherfucking HOT#jason todd#jason todd x reader#red hood#jason todd is my life#red hood x reader#titans jason todd#dc titans#i love jason todd#jason todd titans#jason todd headcanon#jason todd hbo#hbo jason todd#jason todd hc#hc jason todd#red hood hc#hc red hood#red hood headcanon#BARK BARK#WOOF
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How long will the bafta bump last on tumblr? what even does it mean to trend on tumblr?
We do love us some man shaped beings and cute dogs with punny names
#david tennant#michael sheen#they’re still trending a week later#david fucking tennant#sexy scottish serpent#michael fucking sheen#welsh seduction machine#bark ruffalo#bafta 2024#baftas#bafta awards#bafta#tumblr#good omens#good omens 2#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable motherfuckers#ineffable*
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Reasons why I haven't been online - please ignore our busted ass fence/yard, we work with what we got. This home has been in the fam since the 60s and we're trying to get funding to fix shit.
Dog Behavior Breakdown under the cut for anyone who cares, I'm mostly just analyzing the video for my own education(and encourage anyone to give their own notes)
It's encouraging to see that Daisy has incredible dog-language, and I'm happy to see Scoops is respecting(at some level) what she's broadcasting to him.
In the beginning of the video, you can see that he gets interested in smelling her rear - I believe she's either in heat or coming out of it - she signals to him that she's not okay with that by jumping away. He tries again, so she pivots and offers a play-bow to indicate that she's willing to play but she doesn't want him to keep sniffing her or engaging in breeding behavior.
He appears a bit confused for a moment but then understands what she's saying and play bows back at her, indicating that he's game to just have fun.
In a show of good faith he jumps to the side and bows again, then takes off, encouraging HER to chase HIM.
She chases him for a minute but then stops because she sees the neighbors dogs across the alley, he keeps running because he is acclimatized to those assholes lmao.
Scoops notices that she's stopped chasing and so he kind of stops and circles back, noticing the neighbor dogs are barking - it seems that Daisy is really interested in this and can't shake her focus until Scoops comes back and engages her back into his game of 'chase'.
She happily follows him away from the barking dogs but he's being pushy and wanting to be side-by-side with her.
As they round the tree he maybe puts his mouth against hers, which she does NOT like. She stops and he turns around to see why she isn't still running with him. Daisy is a bit stiff, but Scoops play bows to indicate that 'It's all cool, girl! I didn't mean anything serious!'. She reciprocates the bow, though it's not as confident as it was last time... 'ok, lets keep playing...'
Scoops takes this as a green light to do an Epic Cool Dude Move by trying to jump over her(he loves jumping over other dogs) and they engage back into Daisy chasing Scoops until he tries subtly to turn the tables.
Unfortunately there is a Stick Pile in the way which he crashes into(and which interrupts their rhythm)
Scoops recovers but they get back into a stare off like 'are we still playing?' and despite both of them indicating SEVERAL times that they want to PLAY, Scoops idiot boy brain seems to have switched back to 'stud' mode as he clearly tries to assert himself over Daisy with plans to mount her several times.
Unfortunately for Scoops, Daisy is NOT having it, and is quick to pivot and run, but he keeps trying to insist on it.
I stopped the video so I could yell at him and tell him to cut it out. After the reprimanding, they went back to playing.
#cane corso#foster dog#dog behavior#dog language#dog communication#scoops#daisy#my pets#buppy!#Scoops is such a fuckin BOY#I love him so much but like.... the BOY part of him is such a drag#he whines and cries and makes a whole ruckus and I just want to put a damn bark collar on him#squeaky ass motherfucker
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Y’all I am about to be so Not Normal tomorrow because of this motherfucker
WHO LET HIM BE SO FINE?????
#one piece#anime#manga#one piece live action#opla#one piece netflix#buggy#buggy one piece#this is about to be my whole personality#just buggy#I’m barking#woof woof motherfucker
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god i fucking despise the sound of dogs barking. it either ramps up my anxiety or sends me into a blinding rage that i can’t act on and just gives me a headache
#random#one of those stupid fucking mutts bark and then the whole motherfucking neighborhood dogs start barking too
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Trying to beam into my upstairs neighbours head that yelling for your dog to come does not imbue it with the power of recall you gotta actually teach them that shit
#I’m going#crazy out here#their other dog is badly trained as well she does not know how to stay down#and they actively tell my to knee her in the chest to get her off????#motherfucker TRAIN YOUR DOG#the other one literally does not stop barking at me#I’m in this lawn every day it’s seen me a ton#it just will not stop barking#and the just leave her?????#to be clear if I go back in SHE BARKS AT MY DOOR#rambles#personal I suppose#I’m having a night
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Wanting to talk about OCs ➡️ But it requires making new art ➡️ Wanting to talk about OCs ➡️ But it requires making new art ➡️ Wanting to talk about OCs ➡️ But it requires making new art ➡️ Wanting to talk about OCs ➡️ But it requires making new art ➡️ Wanting-
#rambling#GRRR BARK BARK I WANNA TALK ABOUT ETHER GRRRR#I WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS TRAGIC MOTHERFUCKER#but i don't have the energy to make art rn...............
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How my dog feels after he acts all nice and innocent in the garage and lets me rub his belly and kiss his cute little head just to betray me and run upstairs and rub all over my carpet and refusing to go outside (forbidden)
(Kyoto will never be a good boy.)
(also I’ll post art later at night I’m too lazy)
#He wouldn’t go downstairs until I gave him one of my ma’s rice cookies.#The little shit.#He thinks he’s cute and funny.#(He is/neg)#Still my cutesy wootesy little pookie wookie cutie patootie dog#I forgive him if he doesn’t bark outside like a petty motherfucker who doesn’t understand that the police can take him if he barks too loud
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Woof Woof!!!
#damn#i've gone feral#i need to watch his part of this movie again#because my goodness#look at this man#i'm down so bad for this senior citizen#but i don't care#sexy grandpa#hot ass motherfucker#sir 🥵🥵🥵#jordan#promising young woman#my sweet alfredo#my heart#❤️❤️❤️❤️#alfred molina#ai filter#woof woof bark bark
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hey also i know ive been posting a lot of kids cartoon's fanart but this is not a blog for people under 18. please if you're underage unfollow me. if you like my art follow me on twitter/instagram (heychikinan) or my art tumblr blog (also heychikinan) instead
#like those are all ages appropiate#this is my personal blog and im a nasty motherfucker#i was a child when the show was up thats my deal i guess#mati barks
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