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[stachless]

Bardians - Alfira & Lakrissa

And the winner iiiiis : Lakrissa and Alfira on the menu for tonight! Check the full version on our Stachless P.treon

[tonysopranosfeverdreams]

I love the messy theatrical choices in shows produced by my school that become big like curly and Judd having a somewhat antagonistically homoerotic relationship in Oklahoma and the fucking zombie puppets that are actually Regan and bush in Illinoise. It’s like bardians winking at each other

[444names]

Names generated from the names of USA presidents and vice-presidents, combined with the names of Roman emperors

Aacalucing Aball Aballexan Abasdos Abrideridge Abrius Adianius Adicher Adinus Adron Aelson Aember Agalius Agnus Albalentius Alballmonos Albilin Alerice Alison Allaroos Allmocalter Alvian Analeo Analey Androe Anian Anios Anius Annerry Antibent Antius Anuayloron Anuela Anust Aphow Aprenes Arcarford Ardidge Arrian Artios Augus Aviniam...

Ballai Bardian Barian Barin Basdos Bider Bidge Binus Blian Blield Brian Brius Bucheodrius Burelarius Burey Burius Burrebon Burtill Calagan Calbales Calber Calent Caleviand Callanas Candrianas Canovemius Carce Carding Cardius Caron Carry Chaembenew Challac Chamalevi Chard Chardius Cheron Chuberan Chuyley Cleran Cliancolfai Clidece Clison Colfairo Colius Commy Compkin Conaft Conalus Conian Coosephonio Curting Dalhon Dallaurew Damerius Dandro Dandromit Dawer Dawespiency Deckefedy Dence Denus Dicks Diderbersh Didge Diosius Diustus Dommonian Donan Donikeney Donry Dontin Dorey Dwigus Dwiliannion Dwillmon Elsonaft Faing Faire Faximilinus Ferahamitus Fientin Filison Fillmodonal Foretinroun Forius Fraite Frakinus Fraklon Fratillan Gabren Gabrin Galert Garcemin Garsono Geodust Getasianks Getrus Glybraklon Glyce Glyndrius Glyssenjan Goranianus Gordidge Goris Grakin Grakios Grald Granneley Grantian Granumer Gratingtont Gromp Hadanover Hadios Haemocleo Hamanuayles Hamardius Harcart Harce Harcus Harklonroe Haron Harougulin Hartobus Hayler Heelle Hemberius Hemicius Hemilicince Heodomales Heodord Heodus Heraphic Herillison Herius Hershamax Hershence Homulus Honry Hoodono Hooln Horanus Hougus Howas Howeran Humber Hurenrinton Irbaley Irber Isaarcius Isevel Jamaximick Jamenner Jamius Jannes Jantius Jimilla Jimius Jimmonalber Joanklever Joanuman Johns Johnst Jorew Jovelt Jovenustan Julagnus Julara Juliatinus Julidger Julight Julin Julint Julus Julybrius Kames Kefer Keffeder Kince Kincy Kinian Lenerbas Lenuel Leodos Leriantios Lerick Leveran Leves Lexan Lianton Lidemikos Linus Lischalban Liseptiscus Lycemius Macinike Macitus Mackiock Macksonson Madawer Madidge Madio Madlaur Madrinallin Majackios Majoanuayle Maley Malla Manius Marace Maratioses Marcinios Marfield Marler Marlexan Marley Marout Marreptinus Marson Martrus Masion Maugh Mauridge Maxen Maxenderma Maxennian Maxenton Maximicks Maxios Mcksonrius Mentograck Milian Minielson Mitus Mocard Modroolk Monannikos Monio Morebon Mortical Nalespastic Nalius Nanuary Natinus Neran Neratilic Nerianting Nerin Neroe Nibill Niken Niostack Nosil Nuarrelson Oballis Obarius Oburry Ocracalla Othower Otobasharus Pasil Penjan Penstin Petitus Philing Philla Phite Phoctor Phort Phout Phroclinus Phroe Piennius Pierterce Pikos Pikosius Porge Preck Preney Prent Prenus Priam Prianus Pubeney Puber Puberson Publa Publippike Pupient Pupierought Pupirbasius Pupiroma Quart Quary Quincolius Quingtogro Quiniatiate Quinus Relted Repting Robarcheeld Robenjan Robus Romilianord Rondorting Ronionike Roolk Rounalucius Scham Scump Scustabas Senew Sentonasius Sepupien Seven Sever Seves Sevitincy Spiel Stabam Stanius Stant Staureckson Tabrison Tacarcump Tasiancump Taudios Tayleo Thember Thembert Themiling Themilla Themon Thenton Theodomary Therian Theridge Threntonios Throno Thros Thublastan Thublincoln Thumens Thuyle Thuyler Ticard Ticemian Timmorecks Tinius Titushitus Traklexion Trobenerry Tronian Trustano Tylerian Tyley Tylore Tylos Ulaudius Ulielter Ulinus Ulush Unash Uniant Uniatilla Unikos Vacharsh Vackin Vacrius Valus Vanincy Venst Verforing Viter Walexan Waliand Wallippiel Warac Warincon Warklon Warson Warus Wasdon Wasius Wastancy Whertintin Whight Whilius Whillan Whinus Whitus Wight Willianus Woodus Wooliand Woovinus Zacian Zackeffel Zacks Zacril Zenus

[sbbarnes]

2 qs - did it took you a long time to write "Heart First" ? do you have an interest to write a hockey mlm romance in the future ?

thanks for your thoughts !

Hi anon! Thanks for your interest!

I guess it didn't take me that long to write Heart First? At least not in actual writing time, the first concept came about in fall 2021 (me: hey you know what would be really romantic? a queer town vs. gown romance inspired by the music video to Bruce Springsteen's I'm on Fire) and then I outlined it in spring 2022. I wrote the first chapter or two, realized it needed to be a murder mystery, rewrote the outline and then wrote about half and got very stuck (not helped by a long trip over the summer during which I did no writing). I've been spoiled by the world of fanfiction, where you don't have to edit rigorously and you also get continuous feedback if you're lucky; turns out finishing a whole project with no one reading it is very hard. Fortunately some extremely kind friends started reading along with me, which got me over the hump, and I finished a draft by the end of the year.

When I say it took me about a year though, that is a year of writing on weekends and evenings outside of work when I wasn't busy with other stuff, so actual writing time was limited. Also, that was the first draft. Once I found an editor interested in the project, there were some significant rewrites, which made the whole thing about 12k longer than it was originally, and then there were all the other things an editor watches out for that I didn't know to, all of which happened in the spring of 2023.

Going into the draft of book 2 (which will apparently exist) means that I have a clearer picture of what I need to do to produce an actually okay-ish first draft for an editor, and it involves a lot more editing work. Book 2 I started writing in the spring of this year and finished a very rough first draft of a couple weeks ago, I had a much clearer idea of what I was going for when I started and a much tighter outline. Also got stuck in the middle over a long summer break though, apparently that's a theme.

Very long answer to a short question, I know.

Will I ever write a hockey romance...I am enjoying reading them a lot. I will give you that. I also love secret romance tropes a lot, and Heart First is not that even though I kinda started out thinking it would be. However, I don't know anything about hockey and I can't say I care that much about the sport (sorry, hockey fans). Heart First is about a lot of things I don't know much about, but it is rooted in something I know pretty well: a small liberal arts college in the Hudson Valley (Bard College, no Bardians were harmed in the making of this novel except me). So. Never say never, I guess, I might really want to dive into the sports romance genre someday, but I have no plans.

[howwelldoyouknowyourmoon]

Intro to Part 1:

In Seoul, South Korea, in 1954, Sun Myung Moon founded the Holy Spirit Association for the Unification of World Christianity, a new religious institution that would quickly become known as the Unification Church, and one of the biggest cults in modern history. Adherents would come to be known as "Moonies," following the controlling teachings a man who considered himself a new Jesus. Sexual rituals, physical and psychological abuse, financial corruption, and so much more follow in this real life soap opera of a story.

Intro to Part 2:

Today we conclude yesterday's wild exploration of the cult Sun Myung Moon founded in Seoul, South Korea, in 1954. Moon's corruption and insanity finally begin to catch up with him before his death sends the empire he built into chaos. Also – Black Heung Jin may be the most entertaining character I've ever come across in any of these episodes. I wish we knew SO much more about his crazy ass. Hail Nimrod!

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Black Heung Jin Nim – Violence in the Moon church

The Tragedy of the Six Marys VIDEO transcript in English

Sun Myung Moon’s Ejaculate in the Holy Wine of the Unification Church

Japanese woman recruited by the Unification Church and sold to an older Korean farmer

Soon-ae Hong (the mother of Hak Ja Han) spent two years in Chuncheon Prison after Ansu beating an 18-year old boy to death.

Nansook Hong, transcripts of three interviews, including ‘60 Minutes’

Nansook Hong In The Shadow Of The Moons, part 1

Sam Park, Moon’s secret son, reveals hidden history (2014)

After Sun Myung Moon’s help, North Korea Launch an SLBM Missile on October 2, 2019

Moon’s first wife, Choi Seon-gil, and Kim Deok-jin interviewed

Sun Myung Moon’s secret love child – Mother Jones link

The Tragedy of the Six Marys website

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Comments:

I went to Bard College back in the late 70s, not far from the Barrytown Moonie compound. I have a zillion hysterical stories about the war between the Bardians and Moonies back then. Just recently, Bard bought their old compound… git even yet? lol

That's crazy I lived in the New Yorker dorm rooms my junior year of college. Shitty hotel.

I grew up near the Moonie mansion! They terrified me! They were everywhere always handing out flowers. They were so weird and spacey! My mother told me they were brainwashed, at a little kid I thought it was a literal thing, which was super creepy to me!

I was actually approached by a Moonie when I was in college in little Erie, Pennsylvania back in 1984 or 85. They gave me the song and dance first of a friendly group who got together a couple times a week and I should come and see what I thought. I can't remember what I thought of the idea, but at the end they asked what I thought of Rev. Sun Myung Moon and I said "Not much". Our little talk ended quickly. I have always been glad I knew enough or was just lucky enough not get pulled into that cult. I was young, innocent and questioning religion enough that it could have happened. That terrifies me, even more after this episode. Thanks as always Suckmaster. Never thought I'd actually have a personal experience with anything to do with a Timesuck topic.

[pyjamac]

bought myself the most pretentious ice cream ever as a treat for having the worst day and it is very good.

[dark69skin]

The  Barbadian

[likesomebardian]

tryna cope

you look really cute in your Corner uniform even tho skinny jeans arent really your thing. sometimes i find myself walking past just hoping that we might share a smile. we locked eyes when you handed my lighter back to me the other night at the bar. i just think your are the baddest bitch and your paintings make you even sexier. cant wait to see your fur coat again once it gets cold out. 

[sewingbear]

I’m finally getting to play Jiji!!!! ;w;

Jiji is a dnd bardian character that I’ve had on the back burner for a while now. I’m so happy to get to play her <3 

[bardrat]

Drew my fursona in Elderwood Bard’s cloak!

[tonysopranosfeverdreams]

when ur college posts an update abt a kid directing a film with margot robbie in it and ur like wow i sat in a lit class next to that kid and then u look closer and he directed a movie with amandla stenberg charlie heaton which was a movie u really enjoyed without realizing it was LITERALLY directed by a kid u sat next to in comp lit in 2014

[eurydice-eve]

Congratulations my love! 22 years later we are both Bardians! #graduated #goingtolawschool (at Annandale-on-Hudson, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPemh2RLZAL/?utm_medium=tumblr

[youarejesting]

BTS365 Prompts.Week 44

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Kim Seokjin - Roll

It was a perfect romantic holiday, Jin loved that you were so unaccustomed to many Asian cultural norms and traditions. He taught you so much and you had a genuine fascination with each new experience. 

You were staying together in a traditional hotel and after bathing together outdoors you were in a beautiful robe looking for somewhere to lay down. 

“Jin there is no bed, where do we sleep?”

“We have a bedroll, you pack it away when you’re done so you have more floor space”

Min Yoongi - Night

Night times were when Yoongi did his best work, an idea would hit him and he would stop at nothing to get the ideas out onto paper. He wrote songs when he was in the shower and on the toilet and sometimes he would wake up in the middle of the night seeing you peacefully sleeping, cradling him against your chest the song practically wrote itself.

Jung Hoseok - Beer

It was a secret only known by the ARMY that Hoseok couldn’t handle alcohol, but that didn’t stop him taking you out to a beer tasting evening. He was trying to do something fun and exciting trying to be an adult and give you a date that grown-ups had.

But you didn’t like beer either and it was just an awkward moment of the two trying to hide your disgusted faces from one another. When the gruelling hour of beer history and tasting finished you both surprisingly liked the same beer. 

It wasn’t until you both got back to the car that you came clean “I don’t like beer”

“Oh thank gosh, I don’t like beer either, that was so gross”

“Wanna get ice cream instead?”

“Yes” you nodded excitedly

‘Maybe childish dates were better for the two of you’ Hoseok thought with a laugh.

Kim Namjoon - Author @gothsyub

There were these books the Namjoon couldn’t get enough of, the way they were written and the way they took him to another world with the visuals. Namjoon found himself seeking out these books after a long day, he would wind down in the bath or on the couch losing his reality for a moment.

He was going to a book writers convention, he was supposed to speak to the young ARMY to promote reading and buying books. When he got there he sat with a panel of famous authors and there you were in a beautiful sundress and a smile. He was confused, wondering who you were and what books you had written.

When the panel was asked their favourite books Namjoon was quick to praise your work and practically a fanboy making you sink into your chair slyly. “The way their words flow is just perfect the worlds they make are so real you can see yourself in them with the characters”

Once Namjoon finished you spoke into the microphone cheeks pink, “I am glad you like my books, if I may say some of your songs have actually inspired some worlds I have written. But I will admit that I am a little flustered. I haven’t heard that type of praise in person and so eloquently delivered.”

“Wait, you are the author?” Namjoon grew flustered as well, his face bright red. The two of you were the talk of the fandom.

Park Jimin - Animation

Jimin loved watching morning cartoons and anime and he over time developed a crush on one of the girls in his favourite show. Her voice was so sweet and whenever the bloopers played he would smile when you would get tongue-tied and flustered.

He heard you were going to be a surprise guest on a RUN BTS episode that involved the boys learning how to properly dub episodes of things. He sat in the makeup chair and practically begged the stylists to make him look handsome. 

The boys watched him preen excitedly and when the episode began he was waiting, anticipating your arrival and when you did it was not what he expected. He knew you were voicing a cute character but didn’t know you would be that cute. 

“Hey everyone,” you waved so small, making Jimin turn away from you resting his head on Namjoon’s shoulder and clutching his heart.

Kim Taehyung - Internet

The Internet was a forever place whatever you tweeted would live for eternity especially if you were famous. Taehyung was searching up his favourite artist, their work was stunning. 

Taehyung clicked on your account and saw a picture of your latest canvas but in the background was a mirror that reflected you this beautiful young lady holding a camera and smiling softly. He clicked on the image and took a screenshot as he always did collecting your work to look at the beautiful paintings while he was on tour feeling sad.

He had managed to save the picture just in time as when he left the image the page refreshed the picture was gone and an all caps lock post ranted about how you didn’t know you were seen in the picture. He thought you were cute and he treasured the original photo you took to admire your work and on occasion, his eyes would drift across the photo to see you stunning. The internet was a forever place especially when someone saved your art.

Jeon Jungkook - Magic

Jeon Jungkook was dressed as a wizard. Opening the door excitedly a bowl of chips in his hand the last thing he expected to see was a beautiful girl like yourself. You were dressed as a minotaur, not very animal-like and scary but in big platform boots, tight jeans, and leather bodice all in black, hidden under the cloak were two beautiful horns. 

Tonight your two D’n’D teams were battling in a tournament. The only thing your two teams had in common was your two dungeon masters Namjoon and Yoongi to genius’ who created such an amazing world. Tonight your team ‘The Bardians of the galaxy’ which included Jimin and Taehyung were versing the other team ‘AmaJINg’.

Jungkook had heard about you your team, the high elf and the dwarf but he didn’t know that the Minotaur barbarian would be a young lady such as yourself.

[pyjamac]

school survey asking for suggestions for required texts & i immediately forget every story i’ve ever read

[pepperstrawberry]

Might I ask the cuddle of minis blessing for my team's pool? My two friends mostly, seeing as how I'd prefer seeing them open a sick rare rather than open one myself.

*a cuddle of minis sleep and rest about the prerelease boxes, their purrs vibrating the cards, shifting their quantum state with their cute sleepiness*