#barbie your face

[cricketnationrise]

Barbitize Me!

i was tagged to use this piccrew by both @everwitch-magiks and @cha-melodius and this was v fun. i'm not gonna tag anyone because i legitimately want everyone I know to do this 💜

[amariaarts]

they should make out

[ruffbunny]

“growing up is going from billdip to billf/rd” growing up is realizing shipping is harmless and we all have bills and shit to pay and god above it does not actually matter outside of the online discourse bubble like…. It really doesn’t.

Please just go do something that makes you happy instead of being miserable and militant about thought crimes. Pleeeeaaaseeee Fortnite is free, the local animal shelter would love some volunteer work, there’s probably a shocking number of nature trails in your area, you could make bread😭

[faithiescoldbrew]

[heretyc]

HELP WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE I INTERRUPTED THEM HAVING A MOMENT

[shiresome]

JOHNNY CAAAGE! I like the way I draw him actually he looks soo cute

[p3rry-platypus]

Listening to the heartbeat is a great way to calm down, did you know that?

*pats boobs*

You can listen to mine if you'd like, might help with the anger issues!

Ay, you know what they say?

Women come with free stress balls.

[lajefasworld]

as hot as the sun, as sexy as the symbol

[anemone-ships]

˚✧₊⁎ your f/o has an almost telepathic sixth sense that activates whenever you’re in trouble and/or need their help. even if they’re busy or halfway across the world, they’ll drop everything to rush over and help you, whether that's providing emotional support or just opening a jar of pickles for you.

pro.ship dni

[ladyinthebluebox]

wishing violent diarrhea upon every modder making those shitty small-jawed & big-eyed face mods for female characters and anyone who uses those as well.

[pettyprocrastination]

Soap is the guy you get into a meaningless fling with. just fun sex and no feelings attached but then you of COURSE get feelings cause he’s so sweet and funny and will bring you dinner which inevitably leads to a teary eyed conversation where you tell him this can’t keep happening and he’ll say he understands and pulls you in to a big hug before saying goodbye but then anytime he’s on leave his ass is calling you up all over again

[dreaming-of-barbi]

that is how you cause people to stop caring about real issues.

the more people try to make a huge problem over something that is not real, the less people will care about the real, actual problems in the world.

Go take that energy and put it towards something that actually fucking matters. All you're doing is embarrassing yourself.

I sincerely hope that you are just a child so that you can maybe one day grow past this and learn, because I promise you acting like this in real life will get you nowhere.

Sorry for bringing this up once again in the Franco tag.

[t00thpasteface]

i think one of the hallmarks of being an adult doll collector (or at least doll purchaser) is searching for online listings for childhood dolls you lost or gave away and remember as looking soooo cool and soooooo pretty but when you actually see images of them again you're like. oh you were a little silly weren't you

[tardis-mouse]

I'm sure this has been done already but w/e ^^

[nakanotamu]

People will talk about "idol wrestling" and just mean wrestling that wants you to emotionally invest in the performers and want to see them improve as if that isn't virtually all wrestling ever and then hold up TJPW and Act Wres like they're some sort of ultra pure sports based presentation that're just ultra focused on putting on quality matches and not the most pure unadulterated attempts to copy idol frameworks since 2011 Stardom

[samuraionyourmom]

"No, you can't ship those two characters! They hate each other!" Okay, but what if I made them kiss. What if I made them hold hands. What if I made them emotionally dependent on each other in a way that it physically hurt to parted and yet so afraid of hurting one another that they never express their true self in fear of the rejection that may come. What if I made them boing it freaky style. What then. Checkmate, loser.