#barbie sucks

[r0semultiverse]

Like music to my ears

[godisarepublican]

[1hellofacookie]

Her job

is...

Beach?

and kissing women

kenjoy

[iwasbored777]

Don't you just love it when actors are respectful and don't shit on somebody else's work and that makes them ten times cooler?

[yurtletheturtlehenderson]

[franco-barbis-sweetness]

Check out my Franco halloween pumpkin guys

[simplybarbie]

[anarchoarchie]

his ass is NOT kenough

[be-my-totino]

writing prompt for any barbie x gloria fic writers out there

barbie and sasha are out somewhere and someone calls barbie a milf, barbie asks sasha what that means and not wanting to possibly upset her in public sasha lies and says it stands for 'mom id like to be friends with' (or something it doesnt matter) and when they get home barbie calls gloria a milf, gloria in shock asks if she knows what it means and barbie tells her what sasha said and gloria laughs, she sees barbies confusion and tells her it stands for mom id like to fuck, and without missing a beat barbie says that still makes you a milf and gloria dies

bonus points if they kiss and if el esposo de gloria doesnt exist

[rottendecomp]

Unfortunately I made this today.

[petrowriting]

and what if i was working on a louis/daniel and daniel/armand alternate sfo ’73 fic where they kiss and maybe armand really does let danny get on his knees and barter his way out of there. what then.

[amid-fandoms]

phil cried when he was picking that fugly green pinof1 carpet??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭 bless his soul

[evansbby]

my opinion on the Blake lively situation

[meteorherd]

mentioned one of THE most famous linguistic psychologists ever in my GRADUATE LEVEL psych class during discussion and everyone looked at me like i was crazy, asked me who the fuck that was, and proceeded to start talking about tiktok and taylor swift. girl it’s so fucking over

[koukouture]

I saw someone somewhere say that not all the Aphrodite kids are “conventionally” attractive AND I WILL STAND BY THAT!!!!

Because yes!!! They’re not all white and skinny there’s gotta be some variety. They’re the children of the goddess of love and beauty, self love is a given. Confidence makes the most beautiful people.

Like even if some of them have braces or acne or whatever, I know they’re all beautiful and charming like it’s the vibes you know? People try so hard to make braces seem awkward but some of the prettiest girls I know have braces and they LOVE to laugh and show them off.

I also just know the Aphrodite boys are ACTUALLY CLEAN. They all actually wear chapstick, put on deodorant, brush their teeth and T A K E B A T H S. Nothing is more attractive than a man that actually washes his ass let me tell you.

What makes all the Aphrodite kids beautiful is that they’re all confident, there’s no way all of them have pretty baby blues or the metabolism of fucking cheetahs. And I just know they’re supportive like come on. Hot bitches don’t gate keep

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

i do not care how well written that disabled main character is if you do not have a single visibly disabled extra in the background.