#barbie m

[barbiejewelle]

Gloria's complete monologue from the Barbie movie:

It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don’t think you’re good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we’re always doing it wrong.

You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can’t ask for money because that’s crass. You have to be a boss, but you can’t be mean. You have to lead, but you can’t squash other people’s ideas. You’re supposed to love being a mother, but don’t talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman, but also always be looking out for other people. You have to answer for men’s bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you’re accused of complaining. You’re supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you’re supposed to be a part of the sisterhood. But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful. You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It’s too hard! It’s too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault.

I’m just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don’t even know.

[calliettes-posts]

Oh I can't wait

[prokopetz]

Conspicuous phenotypic similarities among characters like Astarion (Baldur's Gate 3, 2023) and Preminger (Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper, 2004) have been noted in the past; however, establishment of a definitive taxonomy has thus far been hindered by the fact that both are clearly juveniles of their species. Now, however, a mature specimen is believed to have been located:

[chloesimaginationthings]

I’m JoJo girl, in a JoJo world~

[anarchistbitch]

this is how you know this is gonna be one of the greatest movies of all time

[vvenuspng]

⭑･ﾟﾟ･*:༅｡.summer vibes｡༅:*ﾟ:*:✼✿

[venus vs. colors: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)..]

[prettydaina]

I want to be your warm arms kissing and cuddling 🤤🫦

Don’t forget to reblog and dm 🔄

[chloesevigny]

BARBIE — 2023, dir. Greta Gerwig

[alivedean]

[jnctln]

We all know it's Opera's fault. 乁⁠|⁠ ⁠･⁠ ⁠〰⁠ ⁠･⁠ ⁠|⁠ㄏ

[impassociate]

Offsite request set.

I still have a couple requests to fill here, but I've been having a hard time figuring out how. I think I can fill one soon, at least. I may have to forgo the other ones though, sadly.

THAT SAID my [ask box] is always open! Feel free to request things, and if I can, I will fill them.

I want to draw more canon characters this coming week, so I'll try to think of something.

[geekgirles]

HAPPY PRIDE FROM HELL, EVERYONE! 🏳️‍🌈😈🏳️‍🌈😈🏳️‍🌈😈

[80smen-fanclub]

And another one, everybody. This one is incredibly personal to me. I have to admit I cried harder watching this scene than Henry’s apparent death (he just forgot to tell everyone he got into another plane, silly guy)

I spent three months studying in England before I dropped out after weeks of mocking my accent, the way I write or that I’m strict and not fun at all. I had so many questions, I just wasn’t sure why all that happened. I rewatched this scene recently. First time after going back home- and it felt like all the doubts and emotions from back then were finally out into actual words. So this scene really does the job for me

[tragedynoir]

— server exclusive: BARBIE LAND + [ link ]

∗ in collaboration with VERNONLINE.

a free, four-page lore google doc template inspired by the new barbie movie, featuring a gorgeous resident icon template based on the posters by @vernonline! everything else in this template is made in google drawings, so it's extremely flexible to edit! this doc features a long history section, locations as well as residents section, and is perfect for conveying your rpg information, but can be easily edited to be a muse template as well.

each download comes with a link to the PSD for the resident icon template. to access the template, join my discord server (in the link above or in source) and find it under the new releases channel.

feel free to edit as you please, but please do not remove the credit, resell, redistribute or claim as yours whether wholesale, in part, or modified. this extends to the PSD included within the download. please also respect the rules set out by vernonline for use of her graphics.

if you like this template, please reblog as it helps share this resource with more people! ♡ thank you, and enjoy!

[bananamiimii]

°⋆ 𖹭˚｡⋆꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚⊹♡˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚⋆ꨄ︎˚˖

#mewants

[demisexual-in-distress]

OK U GUYS

CONFIRMED SEXUALITIES IM SO HAPPY

IDK IF U CAN TELL BUT FULL CREDIT TO VIVZIEPOP LOL

SOMEBODY UPDATE THE FANDOM PAGE

BLITZØ: PANSEXUAL

MOXXIE: BISEXUAL

MILLIE: STRAIGHT?

STOLAS: GAY

OCTAVIA: ASEXUAL‼️

LOONA: BISEXUAL ‼️

ANDREALPHUS: GAY ‼️

VASSAGO: QUEER? ⁉️

BEELZEBUB: PANSEXUAL‼️

ASMODEUS: PANSEXUAL ‼️

FIZZAROLLI: GAY ‼️

MAMMON: ASEXUAL ‼️

CHAZ (RESURRECTED LOL): PANSEXUAL ‼️

BARBIE WIRE: PANSEXUAL‼️

SALLIE MAE: TRANSGENDER LESBIAN‼️

IS VEROSIKA'S FIT A FLAG IM SORRY I DONT KNOW DON'T HURT ME

I'm really glad we got some confirmed asexuals here, since we only knew of Alastor in the Hellaverse!!! While other sexualities and identities are obviously important, as someone who identifies on the asexual spectrum, it's nice to get that representation!

This post is dedicated to all the dirty little shippers.

I see you.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH‼️‼️‼️