#banging my head against a wall rn

[qbebou]

no shot he just followed up a stitch impression monologue with “anyone taste metal?”

[cuephrase]

BITCH. YOU ARE DICK GRAYSON. YOU ARE A MANIPULATIVE LITTLE SHIT.

in what world is BRUCE WAYNE going to give DICK GRAYSON pointers on how to get what he wants from people i-

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

idk who needs to hear this, but if you realize 30k words in that there's a task you're going to need to do, do it then. fix things and do the task as you go.

under no circumstances should you wait until you're 130k words in and all you want is to curl up under the covers with this thing you've written for you and you alone, because you will find that it is rife with errors you can't look past and you will spend h o u r s trying to wrangle it into something resembling what you wanted.

[bluetackbaby]

ANDY NO

[ibidflash]

some days i lose the ability to google things

[hctclcalifornia]

don't u love when ur trying to design something for a muse (say, a cd for an album release of theirs) and the image in ur head is amazing but the actual design is like... stick-figure quality...

[christronomy]

thinking about cocky big cock channie. the way he'd be so condescending in bed cause he knows he's got you right where he wants you every time—dumb on his cock, babbling incoherently about how good it feels, tears streaming down your face cause he's been edging you for so long and you just wanna cum so bad for him. the only thing your brain can process right now is him, and he loves being able to have that kind of power over you. he teases you so much, mocking you and chuckling at how pathetic you look under him. "yeah? you like that? feels good?" "my fat cock stretching you out real nice?" "look at you, such a dumb little slut, taking me so well." "what's that? it's too big? too much?"

he's such an asshole but in the best way, n it makes you clench around him so hard. he'll groan when you do, praising you for being so good for him and rewarding you with a deep, hard thrust—one that makes you squeal out in pleasure and pulsate around him rapidly. you can literally feel how much his cock stretches you out whenever he pushes in all the way, n it makes you gush around him so much.

he'll pull out slightly, leaving just the tip inside, and that makes you whine loudly. but he just won't move anymore until you're practically sobbing, begging him to go deeper, faster, so you can feel that delicious stretch again. he knows perfectly well that's exactly what you want, and it's like a huge ego boost for him to know that that's really how big he is. that's why he can't help but edge you, cause you just look and sound so pretty when you're begging, also cause he absolutely loves that feeling of you cumming around him so hard, your cunt clenching around him so much tighter than usual cause he finally gave you that release you've been needing for so long.

[thatimageoftomscott]

god gives his most gorgeous eyes and beautiful lips to his most neurotic soldiers.

[brainrot-stitch]

Yahooo ponysona idk what the fuck to call her tho. Do I use my name? Do I name her smth chocolate related? Or perhaps shitface? Idk feel free to give me ideas tho

Her talent is eeping. But only when she's not supposed to be

[mossy-doodles85]

I am so mad at myself rn

Like this is such a cool au idea in my eyes and I have only drawn it TWO TIMES, so I'm here to fix that mistake I also would like to add to the au that this takes place a year in the future of Chicory: A Colourful Tale

Oh and the au is now called Glowing Paint!

[fubukisimp]

i mentioned before that the guts album by olivia rodrigo fits jake and samuel so well but i just want to focus on “lacy” for a second. the idolization, the jealousy, the hatred but most importantly the wanting. the longing. the inability to truly hate this person. it’s sooo samuel about jake and it makes me sick

[veneratedrot]

save me big forehead girl save me

[beigetiger]

I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned this before but I think part of the reason why I found Cadaver and Malice so interesting is because of how they sort of reflected each other.

Or more specifically, they were both dependent on Valkyrie, and then had her stripped away. They were both left grasping for something, anything that could keep them grounded. Perhaps in an alternate universe they could have teamed up against Creed. But what really happened is that they went swinging in opposite directions. Malice was picked up and raised by Creed while Cadaver could only watch, and Cadaver became involved with a bunch of dead gods because they managed to fill the giant gap in his soul that Valkyrie left when she became a harpy.

And by the looks of it, they BOTH tried to save her. We know for a fact Cadaver did, and he was probably injured many times over trying to save her. And based on the way that Malice talks about Valkyrie, I wouldn’t be surprised at all if she also put in at least some effort to see if the process could be reversed. To no avail.

They both lost Valkyrie, and they BOTH became awful people because of it, just awful people on opposite sides of the fight. They BOTH lose sight of what they were initially fighting for and are overtaken by their rage and jealousy to such a degree that when Valkyrie times travels to meet them, she is horrified by BOTH of them. And they both fight each other for her trust and help, only for her ACTUAL trust and affection to be given towards the harpy version of herself.

And the reason I’m talking about this is because it’s probably going to be relevant in phase 3. It’s clear that Skulduggery needs her for emotional regulation and loves her more than anything, and it’s clear that Winter being constantly overshadowed by Valkyrie has caused her to become borderline obsessed with her sister and how she compares to her. So much of both of their lives revolve around Valkyrie, and as a result they are also in each other’s peripheral vision. Not relevant to each other’s lives, but there in the background.

It’s pretty clear that Winter will try to kill Valkyrie at some point. It’s pretty clear that Skulduggery will never let that happen. And I think that Cadaver and Malice will be absolutely ROLLING to see these two develop a hatred for each other that mirrors their own, most notably in the way that it revolves around Valkyrie. Because SO MUCH revolves around Valkyrie, and that is something that Skulduggery loves and Winter hates about her.

And there is no way that this story could ever possibly go wrong for any of them.

[blizzardstarx]

tw blood

@send-me-a-puffalope <3

Scattered ‘cross my family line

I’m so good at telling lies

That came from my mother’s side

Told a million to survive

Scattered across my family line

God, I have my father’s eyes

But my sister’s (brother’s) when I cry

I can run, but I can’t hide

From my family line

sort of reference photo for lighting:

redrawn scenes:

[mister-ancunin]

i opened pinterest and my beautiful beautiful boyfriend with his beautiful beautiful glasses was the first pin on my feed. headcanon so real and true that the universe personally handed me this picture . peace and love on planet earth

[camelspit]

uhh keeper nose hcs