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guiscd · 4 months

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> Ah Lecks - Forcing Myself to Read 25 Manhwa Recommendations

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mousfri · 5 months

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au where hannibal exchanges sex for favours and secrets his whole life and now he's not-so-privately known as a bit of a whore, but they're all so terrified of what he knows and what they owe him that it's only cautiously whispered about.

someone recommends hannibal to will for information, and will is fully ready to have sex with some random guy to get the intel he needs, but hannibal ends up so fascinated that he decides their relationship is going to be a secret-for-secret kinda deal instead. here begins a series of favours to one another that turns into late night conversations and a slowly forming relationship with a marked air of sexual tension.

#think about how easy it'd be to manipulate the whole relationship with his aunt deal into some fucked up associations with sex #sex as a way to fulfil his needs and nothing else #what a banging (hah) opportunity to bring out my aspec hannigram hc too #i'm thinking late police-era will and just about post-surgery hannibal but that's up for debate #think about if finnick odair was a cannibal and not being used by the evil government #hannibal is an evil government of his own #hannibal nbc #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram

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tododeku-or-bust · 9 months

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okay so honest question, since I watched The Boy and the Heron

The context is that you're like ten and your mother died a couple years ago, and now your father has introduced you to your pregnant aunt and she's going to be your new mother. She's a really nice, loving lady, even! I also recognize that I would probably not be the greatest stepchild anyway, so maybe i was being too stiff about the whole thing. So I'm curious.

#I just... I would not be doing that #She'd be going by Ma'am Mrs and Aunt at best for the rest of my life #But again... I 'struggled with authority' according to my childhood adults so #I just... I couldn't get past that lmao like I would have a LOT more fucking questions #Of that man other than his stupid factory #Sir why were you banging my aunt and why do I have to get over that

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roaringroa · 11 months

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just watched the brazilian production of matilda the musical and to the surprise of no one i cried. to the surprise of some, 4 times.

#it was soooo good #i love matilda so much #in all its forms #but especially the musical #i went to london when i was 13 and my parents asked me if there was anything i wanted to do and they’d see if they could fit it #and i asked to see matilda the musical in the west end #it was too expensive for the whole family to go to but my mom took me #it was amazing i’ll never forget seeing when i grow up live and just bursting into tears #and now it’s 8 years later and i took my mom (and my aunt) to watch the brazilian production and it was just as great #i cried a few minutes into miracle then in school song for some reason? and then when i grow up of course and finally at the encore #also the set design was insane #the stage was like a circle with big letters spelling matilda…#but when they brought a certain letter upfront and showed its back it made up a different setting like matilda’s room or miss honey’s house #it was so freaking cool like please search pictures #also unrelated but mrs wormwood did a silent bend and snap at some point in the beginning of the show and i laughed so hard #no one else did but it’s okay myra i saw it and i appreciate it #(myra ruiz played mrs wormwood and fabi bang ms honey)#(if these names seem familiar to you it’s cause they’re the incredibly iconic brazilian elphaba and glinda respectively)#my post #matilda #matilda the musical

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cartoon-skeleton · 9 months

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will not survive xmas party on dads side of family today

#half of them are evangelicals #my grandma died tho so it’s ok that’s one less of them to deal with #my uncles new side hustle is trying to sell bibles door to door tho so that will be interesting I suppose #my grandpa is an insane conspiracy theorist #I CANT WAIT #i think my dad is only making us go bc my aunt is somewhat normal (‘liberal’) and she’s hosting it but idk #it’s like bro…………..#im kind of scared bc my grandpa thought I was satanic when I had brown hair and bangs like im literally bald rn #ok not bald but short haired. POINT is everyone thinks im blue hair and pronouns and being indoctrinated by my liberal communist college

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sonjabysonjamorgan · 5 months

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i told my cousin i was watching elsbeth and she said her mom’s rly into but but didn’t know it a the good wife spin-off it was just extremely her type of show….robert and michelle king did it again!

#shows my aunt owns the full series boxset of: seinfeld the big bang theory murder she wrote columbo mary tyler moore the closer

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eteisvalssi · 1 year

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i was channeling my inner kris today with my pink pants and a pink bass

#ignore my hair #i was supposed to get my bangs cut #but my aunt is my hairdresser and she decided to do a color analysis instead of cutting my hair when i went there lol #personal

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moonlight-prose · 9 months

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what if i said i'm working on writing the remainder of black velvet.

#if there's any fic series i want to finish by the end of this year #it's that one #and now that i have time.....#happy new year my loves #we’re gonna end this year and start the next one with a bang #if all goes well the next chapter will be out this coming weekend #witch aunt talks✨

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sorrellegiance · 1 year

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worn the fuck out why did my grandparents have so many children and then why did all their children have so many children

#played THREE rounds of foosball (first to nine points each) with the eight year old and then he wanted to play animals upon animals which is #a very delightful animal stacking die rolling game and i could've played a lot more of that only then the ten year old came along and wante #to start a game of monopoly and i did some theatrics about how LONG and BORING monopoly was and i'd rather play the spinning fish game with #the four year old but then they wheedled me a bit and i said fine but i would be setting a timer for thirty minutes on my phone and then i #would be fishing but then it was thirty minutes and i said fine ten more minutes because i'd just bought boardwalk and was flush with hope #but then had some spectacularly bad rolls and had to start mortgaging everything and somewhere in all that i forgot to stick to the timer #and then i was mortgaged to the hilt and hungry (two aunts got stuck on the bridge coming and dinner was pushed back and back) until finall #i landed on a property with a hotel and then another with FOUR houses on it and that was it for my career as a landlord #after dinner i sat down at the keyboard and banged out some tunes with the four year old (her full force with her palms and me rattling up #and down the top octave with two pointer fingers which i think will be quite bruised tomorrow) and it turned into freeze when she abruptly #switches the keyboard off and runs a lap around the grand piano and continue banging when she gets back on the bench and then after that sh #started chasing me around the big living room sectional and there was a lot of slipping skidding around corners in my socks which was FUN A #HECK and then i let her roll me around on the nice thick rug and then she chased me some more around everyone eating cake (mango mousse and #a green tea three layer with red bean cream SO GOOD) and then my mom sighed a lot about how stinky i was in the car #there aren't even that many children!! two of them had just turned thirteen! teenagers!! but there was just so much children for so few #children (six of em) sheesh!! okay yeah definitely time to shower now sor #a happy thing #sor.txt

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annastrxng · 10 months

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Thanksgiving at Strong Manor but it's just Anna, Simcoe, Dejong and his wife, Akinbode, and Cicero

can you guess who was welcomed and who was NOT?

#sorry about all the musings. Just had like twelve atom bombs dropped on my already banged-up emotions.#my trust was broken by two Aunts who (enjoy ruining EVERY holiday-- for fun. they make a sport out of breaking my mom)#and to top it all off I've been throwing up ALL day (which is why I got none of my usual drafts done)#anna's like Cicero can stay. Everyone else should leave

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xocasper · 2 years

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listen. i know it’s a hard truth to accept. but clown gerard is sexy as fuck.

#like imagine being at a kid’s birthday party #being like. a cousin. aunt/uncle. something.#cousin is gn so probably cousin.#and flirting with the party clown as a joke #but they flirt back???#bang the party clown #smear his silly makeup #am i totally wrong for this? yeah. but i can and will speak my truth.

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destiny-fics · 2 years

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My day is about to end, but I just wanted to say a big merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates!!

I hope your day was filled with lovely food, lovely gifts and lovely people. I love you all so much 💕💕

#rose's rambles #also I want to have soft Christmas day sex with Hyunjin #and introduce Bang Chan and Hongjoong to my family #also my mum was showing my aunt Stray Kids and talking about Felix today

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justhellacesome · 12 days

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really just kept cutting my hair shorter till nobody told me they liked it cuz I didnt and when they stopped thats the time I finally did. Now I have hair that gives me the power to go gurl or guyyy whenever and that is power nyahahahhhashsj

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synonymroll648 · 15 days

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IF LORE UPDATES APPLIED TO PEOPLE I WOULDVE JUST GOTTEN ONE OF MY HAPPIEST LORE UPDATES TODAY

#FUCK YEAH WE GOT MY FIRST EVER MURAL LOOKING SICK AS SHIT SO FAR #TORTUGA AS BIG AS ME AND DETAILED ENOUGH THAT STRANGERS COMPLIMENTED IT MY BELOVED #HUGE SHOUTOUT TO THE GUY DRIVING BY THAT ROLLED DOWN THEIR WINDOW AND SHOUTED “dude that’s amazing!” AS THEY PASSED #CAME OUT AS TRANS TO MY AUNT THAT IM PAINTING THE MURAL FOR AND SHE IS NOW OFFICIALLY MY FIRST BLOOD RELATIVE TO BE SUPPORTIVE OF ME OUT TH #GATE #HER ONLY THINGS WERE THAT SHE WASNT GONNA BE PERFECT ABOUT MY PRONOUNS AND THAT SHE WISHED ID COME OUT TO HER SOONER SO I WOULDNT HAVE #GOTTEN ATTACHED TO A NAME THAT I DIDNT REALIZE WAS LINKED TO MY REALLY SHITTY BIO DAD AND WANTED TO COME UP WITH A GENDER NEUTRAL NICKNAME #FOR ME THAT WOULD WORK NO MATTER WHAT I IDENTIFY AS FROM HERE ON OUT AND WORKS AROUND PEOPLE IM NOT OUT TO #AND SHE GAVE ME A CHAMORRAN NICKNAME!!!! A SIDE OF MY HERITAGE THAT I DONT GET TO CONNECT TO A TON!!! SHES GONNA CALL ME TAKKA (WE MESSED #WITH THE SPELLING OF “TOCA” A BIT TO SOUND LIKE “TALK-A” SO WE CAN MAKE JOKES ABOUT HOW I TALK A LOT IT HAS BEEN SO FUCKING FUNNY SO FAR I #LOVE IT)#AND SHES GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE KELAGUEN (A CHAMORRAN DISH) SOMETIME #AND SHE GAVE ME AN OVERSIZED SHIRT THAT BASICALLY SAYS FUCK T-MOBILE #AND TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME NO MATTER WHAT AND TOLD ME THAT SHE LOVED HOW I PRIORITIZED KINDNESS ABOVE ALL ELSE AND I GOT TO TELL HER ABOUT HO #I THINK KINDNESS AND CRUELTY ARE TRAITS BEYOND GENDER AND SEXUALITY AND THAT I WANT TO BECOME THE ADULT I NEEDED AS A KID AND THAT I NEEDED #SOMEONE KIND THAT FREELY GAVE HUGS AND TOLD A LOT OF SILLY JOKES AND WAS FORGIVING WHEN IT COUNTED AND THAT WHEN I GROW OLD WHETHER IM AN #OLD MAN OR OLD WOMAN OR OLD SOMETHING ELSE I WANNA BE A GEEZER THAT LIVES ACROSS THE STREET THAT YOU CAN PLAY CARDS WITH ANYTIME AND #SAVES YOU CHOCOLATE BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU LIKE IT AND I WANNA BE THE TYPE OF KIND MAN LITTLE GIRLS GROW UP HOPING ARE REAL AND LABELS ARE #CLOTHES THAT SOMETIMES FIT A MONTH OR FIT FOREVER BUT WHAT MATTERS IS THAT THEYRE COMFY IN THE MOMENT AND THAT I JUST WANNA BE HAPPY AND I #LOVE PEOPLE FOR THEIR PERSONALITY AND IM WEIRD ABOUT KISSING BUT I HAVE MY PARTNERS BACK AND THAT MATTERS MORE TO US AND WERE HAPPY #AND I TOLD HER WHAT IM PLANNING ON MY NAME TO BE WHEN IM AN ADULT AND SHE LIKED MY IDEA FOR MY NEW SURNAME #AND WE SANG TO SONGS TOGETHER AND BITCHED ABOUT HER BOYFRIEND AND DID A LITTLE JIG IN THE STREET AND LAUGHED TOGETHER AND SHE WAS SO HAPPY #BECAUSE OF THE TURTLE IM PAINTING HER AND BECAUSE I TRUST HER AND IM SO HAPPY BECAUSE BOTH OF THOSE ARE WORKING OUT AND THIS EVENING WAS A #PERFECT SUMMER EVENING TO BE ALIVE. THIS MAY HAVE HAPPENED ON MY PERIOD BUT WHAT THE FUCK EVER THE GOOD OUTWEIGHS THE BAD. THERE IS BEAUTY #IN THE WORLD IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK. THERE IS BEAUTY IN BEING TRANS AND BEING SAFE WITH YOUR AUNT AND TALKING TO HER HONESTLY ABOUT YOUR #HOPES FOR THE FUTURE WITH YOUR BODY AND YOUR GENDER. THERE IS BEAUTY IN MAKING SILLY POSES WITH YOUR MURAL IN PROGRESS WITH YOUR AUNT AS TH #PHOTOGRAPHER. THERE IS BEAUTY IN LISTENING TO NOSTALGIC MUSIC WITH YOUR AUNT THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR LIKING #THERE IS BEAUTY IN WEARING YOUR BANGS UP IN A STUPID PINEAPPLE PONYTAIL SO IT DOESNT FALL IN YOUR EYES AND WEARING CLOTHES YOU DONT CARE #ABOUT AND GRINNING AND LAUGHING AND SINGING MORE ENTHUSIASTICALLY AND GENUINELY THAN YOU HAVE IN A LONG TIME. THERE IS BEAUTY IN CLEANING #PAINT BRUSHES AND MEASURING CUPS IN HER KINDA BROKEN SINK AND MEOWING AT HER CAT AND THANKING HER FOR HELPING YOU CLEAN UP THE PAINTS SHE

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witch-of-many-names · 1 month

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Yknow no one ever tells you that when you temporarily separate from an entity in your practice that you may find yourself absolutely ugly crying over it

... big fuckin ugly cried today bc I miss Asmodeus

#astar speaks #now like. i knew it was a thing that was gonna happen bc my aunt had the single condition of like no demons in the house #and she has no issue w me goin into the woods on the property to do it and shes been very chill #however its been too hot too rainy always too fuckin something to do anything so just #i miss him #i miss him a lot and i fucking ugly cried about it todau #and i find myself kinda tearing up again writing this out but here we fuckin are #swear im making a nice meal and getting a bottle of the og wine we drink together as soon as i can get this trailer of my own on th property #welcoming that man back with a bang #even if there is a day before that that i actually can fuckin do smth out in them there woods #new space gotta celebrate!!#i swear ive felt like a fuckin child who suddenly cant find their parent and i dont like that bc that hits an inner child wound (or several)

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inthemourninglight · 5 months

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My uncle thinks he’s some kinda mob boss but in reality he’s some fat old guy who desperately needs to buy a belt

#he’s stomping and banging around while the babies are sleeping #shut the fuck up you old putz #the next time he talks shitty to my aunt or pisses off my babies it’s ON SIGHT #Chloe’s adventures in babysitting

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