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guiscd · 6 months ago

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> Ah Lecks - Forcing Myself to Read 25 Manhwa Recommendations

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mousfri · 7 months ago

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au where hannibal exchanges sex for favours and secrets his whole life and now he's not-so-privately known as a bit of a whore, but they're all so terrified of what he knows and what they owe him that it's only cautiously whispered about.

someone recommends hannibal to will for information, and will is fully ready to have sex with some random guy to get the intel he needs, but hannibal ends up so fascinated that he decides their relationship is going to be a secret-for-secret kinda deal instead. here begins a series of favours to one another that turns into late night conversations and a slowly forming relationship with a marked air of sexual tension.

#think about how easy it'd be to manipulate the whole relationship with his aunt deal into some fucked up associations with sex #sex as a way to fulfil his needs and nothing else #what a banging (hah) opportunity to bring out my aspec hannigram hc too #i'm thinking late police-era will and just about post-surgery hannibal but that's up for debate #think about if finnick odair was a cannibal and not being used by the evil government #hannibal is an evil government of his own #hannibal nbc #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram

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sprolden · 2 months ago

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also a unique problem ive run into while playing a game for this many generations for the first time is that my sims are kind of in a constant state of mourning bc everyone is always dying. like in the period that my oldest sims are adults it's pretty calm but now that my oldest sims are elders, a new person everyone in the household knows dies like once every other day so any time theyve finally moved on from a death someone new has died. everyone is so sad constantly

#if they all went in one go it would just be 3 super sad days but no. they gotta take turns #in the past week literally every uncle and aunt AND the household cat have died with a few days between 😭 5 deaths #at one point one of my sims had 4 different mourning moodlets from 'spouse death' 'pet death' 'witnessed a death' 'close friend death'#she was going through it #and the worst part? i cant even use all these deaths to bang the grim reaper.#personal #the sims

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quill-of-thoth · 4 days ago

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I'm trying to figure out your code I'm stuck bc I don't think you're starting on c on the piano 😭

So the code from this post needed some notes for G and H. (And TYBN) so, regardless of what I did the first time, which I no longer have, I moved the left hand over a little. (This is the time to confess that I probably put my hands wherever my great aunt taught me to in order to play silent night, so not proper middle c at all, probably. Which is the only song I ever learned to play on the piano, much to her chagrin - she really wanted to get another church pianist out of one of her sister's grandkids.)

#for more bang for her buck she should have focused on my brother #he can carry a tune in a bucket and has the finger span to play piano if he wanted to #of course great aunt sister Mary K #had a lot of great nieces to chose from #when it came to music lessons #and sending out flyers about joining the convent

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marinecorvid · 11 days ago

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get home to my apartment and immediately start making a fuck ton of noise as I go back n forth dragging several bags of groceries up the stairs. locked in as the annoying roommate

#I’m making up for being for. checks calendar. nearly 5 days #*being away for #u get 5 days of silence. u get 15 minutes of nonstop heavy footsteps and cabinet doors banging #also my aunt Karen took me shopping and bought all my groceries and some other stuff I needed that I was on the fence about bc I wasn’t sure #they would fit in the budget. everyone say thank you auntie karen

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tododeku-or-bust · 11 months ago

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okay so honest question, since I watched The Boy and the Heron

The context is that you're like ten and your mother died a couple years ago, and now your father has introduced you to your pregnant aunt and she's going to be your new mother. She's a really nice, loving lady, even! I also recognize that I would probably not be the greatest stepchild anyway, so maybe i was being too stiff about the whole thing. So I'm curious.

#I just... I would not be doing that #She'd be going by Ma'am Mrs and Aunt at best for the rest of my life #But again... I 'struggled with authority' according to my childhood adults so #I just... I couldn't get past that lmao like I would have a LOT more fucking questions #Of that man other than his stupid factory #Sir why were you banging my aunt and why do I have to get over that

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roaringroa · 1 year ago

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just watched the brazilian production of matilda the musical and to the surprise of no one i cried. to the surprise of some, 4 times.

#it was soooo good #i love matilda so much #in all its forms #but especially the musical #i went to london when i was 13 and my parents asked me if there was anything i wanted to do and they’d see if they could fit it #and i asked to see matilda the musical in the west end #it was too expensive for the whole family to go to but my mom took me #it was amazing i’ll never forget seeing when i grow up live and just bursting into tears #and now it’s 8 years later and i took my mom (and my aunt) to watch the brazilian production and it was just as great #i cried a few minutes into miracle then in school song for some reason? and then when i grow up of course and finally at the encore #also the set design was insane #the stage was like a circle with big letters spelling matilda…#but when they brought a certain letter upfront and showed its back it made up a different setting like matilda’s room or miss honey’s house #it was so freaking cool like please search pictures #also unrelated but mrs wormwood did a silent bend and snap at some point in the beginning of the show and i laughed so hard #no one else did but it’s okay myra i saw it and i appreciate it #(myra ruiz played mrs wormwood and fabi bang ms honey)#(if these names seem familiar to you it’s cause they’re the incredibly iconic brazilian elphaba and glinda respectively)#my post #matilda #matilda the musical

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cartoon-skeleton · 11 months ago

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will not survive xmas party on dads side of family today

#half of them are evangelicals #my grandma died tho so it’s ok that’s one less of them to deal with #my uncles new side hustle is trying to sell bibles door to door tho so that will be interesting I suppose #my grandpa is an insane conspiracy theorist #I CANT WAIT #i think my dad is only making us go bc my aunt is somewhat normal (‘liberal’) and she’s hosting it but idk #it’s like bro…………..#im kind of scared bc my grandpa thought I was satanic when I had brown hair and bangs like im literally bald rn #ok not bald but short haired. POINT is everyone thinks im blue hair and pronouns and being indoctrinated by my liberal communist college

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sonjabysonjamorgan · 7 months ago

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i told my cousin i was watching elsbeth and she said her mom’s rly into but but didn’t know it a the good wife spin-off it was just extremely her type of show….robert and michelle king did it again!

#shows my aunt owns the full series boxset of: seinfeld the big bang theory murder she wrote columbo mary tyler moore the closer

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sorrellegiance · 1 year ago

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worn the fuck out why did my grandparents have so many children and then why did all their children have so many children

#played THREE rounds of foosball (first to nine points each) with the eight year old and then he wanted to play animals upon animals which is #a very delightful animal stacking die rolling game and i could've played a lot more of that only then the ten year old came along and wante #to start a game of monopoly and i did some theatrics about how LONG and BORING monopoly was and i'd rather play the spinning fish game with #the four year old but then they wheedled me a bit and i said fine but i would be setting a timer for thirty minutes on my phone and then i #would be fishing but then it was thirty minutes and i said fine ten more minutes because i'd just bought boardwalk and was flush with hope #but then had some spectacularly bad rolls and had to start mortgaging everything and somewhere in all that i forgot to stick to the timer #and then i was mortgaged to the hilt and hungry (two aunts got stuck on the bridge coming and dinner was pushed back and back) until finall #i landed on a property with a hotel and then another with FOUR houses on it and that was it for my career as a landlord #after dinner i sat down at the keyboard and banged out some tunes with the four year old (her full force with her palms and me rattling up #and down the top octave with two pointer fingers which i think will be quite bruised tomorrow) and it turned into freeze when she abruptly #switches the keyboard off and runs a lap around the grand piano and continue banging when she gets back on the bench and then after that sh #started chasing me around the big living room sectional and there was a lot of slipping skidding around corners in my socks which was FUN A #HECK and then i let her roll me around on the nice thick rug and then she chased me some more around everyone eating cake (mango mousse and #a green tea three layer with red bean cream SO GOOD) and then my mom sighed a lot about how stinky i was in the car #there aren't even that many children!! two of them had just turned thirteen! teenagers!! but there was just so much children for so few #children (six of em) sheesh!! okay yeah definitely time to shower now sor #a happy thing #sor.txt

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eteisvalssi · 1 year ago

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i was channeling my inner kris today with my pink pants and a pink bass

#ignore my hair #i was supposed to get my bangs cut #but my aunt is my hairdresser and she decided to do a color analysis instead of cutting my hair when i went there lol #personal

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moonlight-prose · 11 months ago

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what if i said i'm working on writing the remainder of black velvet.

#if there's any fic series i want to finish by the end of this year #it's that one #and now that i have time.....#happy new year my loves #we’re gonna end this year and start the next one with a bang #if all goes well the next chapter will be out this coming weekend #witch aunt talks✨

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annastrxng · 1 year ago

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Thanksgiving at Strong Manor but it's just Anna, Simcoe, Dejong and his wife, Akinbode, and Cicero

can you guess who was welcomed and who was NOT?

#sorry about all the musings. Just had like twelve atom bombs dropped on my already banged-up emotions.#my trust was broken by two Aunts who (enjoy ruining EVERY holiday-- for fun. they make a sport out of breaking my mom)#and to top it all off I've been throwing up ALL day (which is why I got none of my usual drafts done)#anna's like Cicero can stay. Everyone else should leave

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destiny-fics · 2 years ago

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My day is about to end, but I just wanted to say a big merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates!!

I hope your day was filled with lovely food, lovely gifts and lovely people. I love you all so much 💕💕

#rose's rambles #also I want to have soft Christmas day sex with Hyunjin #and introduce Bang Chan and Hongjoong to my family #also my mum was showing my aunt Stray Kids and talking about Felix today

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mschanadlerbong900 · 4 months ago

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I would too if I saw litte me (BIGGEST LITTLE SHIT AND ANKLE BITER)

Future!leo in literally every fanfic 😭. I know the self loathing is deep but leave the little guy alone

#i also hated dora #still do #i had a specific hatred for ppl with bangs #Aroura cinderella snowhite they were on my list #i ate necklaces.#I found my 1st grade class purely bc i followed someone with a turtle backpack #when i cried i screamed 😨👎#I COULDNT SPELL UNTIL I WAS 6 #ISPELLEDMYAGEBUTIDIDNTKNOWHOWTOSPELLSOIJUSYSPELLEDOUTSEXONACCIDENT #my aunt laughed at me 😢#rottmnt

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justhellacesome · 2 months ago

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really just kept cutting my hair shorter till nobody told me they liked it cuz I didnt and when they stopped thats the time I finally did. Now I have hair that gives me the power to go gurl or guyyy whenever and that is power nyahahahhhashsj

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