#banana farm

[quincysonofquincy]

judge me based on my top heroes and monkeys

[therapblokk]

Wir machen das für Cash & 🍌

[discountadoptables-boter]

still don’t know what this banana farm button is

[jklpopcorn]

crying and sobbing i was supposed to draw doodles of my ocs but instead all there is is Siffrin

they're so shaped i have to draw them

also

100% :)

[diaries-of-a-travelling-hero]

satori mountain, hyrule ridge

[probablyasocialecologist]

Without a doubt, if countries in the Global South committed to a socialism founded on agroecological principles, they would, in turn, put their productive capacities toward meeting their own needs, rather than growing surpluses. This is to say that Americans and other importers of bananas would have to figure out a way to meet their own demand for bananas. In a socialist future, necessary labor would be organized democratically and collectively by the associated producers, and unnecessary labor will be eliminated (advertising, consulting, finance, marketing, and all the bullshit jobs people currently do). Banana production could, therefore, be taken up in the “realm of freedom,” the part of the economy that would be managed by people in their free time. This isn’t implausible. The variety of banana that most people eat in the West was cultivated in a greenhouse in England. While some of Harris’s critics suggest that this would amount to an intolerable increase in toil, it could also be fun: after all, people in the West love to garden, forage, and cook in their free time and no one suggests automating these activities. Indeed, it’s hard to understand the aversion some on the Western left have toward manual labor when lots of them pay to spend hours exerting themselves in gyms, proudly running headlong to nowhere.

Anselm Kizza-Besigye, Banana Republics

[charashmod]

The Forbidden Banana Farm: A Surreal Dream

⚠️Warning: This text is long

This morning, I had a strange dream: I was walking towards a banana farm where one-meter-long bananas weighing ten kilograms were being grown and were ready for harvest. Out of sheer curiosity, I touched one of them and tried to pick it when suddenly several officers arrived, arrested me, and told me that this was a forbidden place and I shouldn't be there. They took me to their leader, a young, handsome but insane man. He grabbed my head firmly and brought it close to the rotating blades used to chop the bananas, angrily asking how I dared to touch his bananas. I started begging and apologizing, asking him to spare my life. He told me that I shouldn't have seen this place and that I would have to serve him for the rest of my life.They took me to a relatively large place with metal walls where many people like me were held, and then they closed the thick metal door behind me. We were forced to pick and carry the large, heavy bananas. Some of the extra bananas were brought to our prison, but we were not allowed to touch them. I thought to myself that I had endured so much trouble and suffering because of these bananas, so I wanted to taste them. I peeled one of them, took a piece, and tasted it. It was salty and bitter, not tasty at all. At that moment, a black woman told me that I had no right to eat them and asked if I wanted her to report me to the boss. I gave her a piece of the banana to eat, and she decided not to report me. I shared pieces of the banana with all the prisoners when suddenly the metal door opened, and a guard saw us. The guard was a muscular black man. I approached him to offer him some banana, but he gestured for me to go back to my place. However, I had gone too far and ended up outside the prison, and the metal door closed behind me. At that moment, the boss arrived, and I quickly hid the piece of banana in my clothes. The boss angrily asked me what I was doing outside the prison. I told him that the prisoners and I were curious about the taste of the giant bananas and that I wanted to ask for his permission to taste them. He angrily asked how I dared to ask such a question and if I had eaten any of the bananas and was trying to hide it from him. He said that they were very valuable and not just bananas; they extracted a special psychoactive substance from them and sold it to wealthy and powerful Chinese individuals.At that moment, he contacted some spies inside the prison, who had disguised themselves as prisoners, through a digital screen outside the prison door and asked them if anyone had eaten the bananas. I remember there were three of them, and one of them was named Miracle. The boss said that Miracle was his most honest ally. While he was questioning them, I was extremely stressed and started praying in my mind to be saved. Two of the spies said that no one had eaten the bananas, and Miracle, who was a furry orange creature, said that he didn't know anything about it. The boss believed them, and everything went well, and we were saved. At that moment, I woke up and was very happy that it was all just a dream. My dream was so realistic that I had believed it was true. 🍌👹

[chickenpeep77]

Chickens tear apart banana in seconds

[goatpawsdraws]

Winter 2024 Monster Rancher & Misc. Merch Pre-orders!!

I'm doing this batch a little differently from usual! Normally I just order a batch and sell it once it's in stock, but this time around I'm trying to earn enough to either go visit or financially assist my parents in Texas! My dad can no longer work because of his battle with cancer, and my mom retired from her teaching career last year, so they have no income right now to speak of and they're struggling. At the very least I can get them some grocery/gas/medicine money to cover them for a month, especially while my dad is currently in the hospital.

Info and FAQ

All prices in USD

Shipping to USA ($5) and Canada ($15) only at this time

The background colors on the clear charms and Stonewall Standees will be transparent, so they will appear lighter than shown here!

The heart buttons have a bleed area that will be folded back behind the outer edges! (it's basically the size of the rainbow border on the Kruger design.)

The magnets are decently strong, about as much as a 2.5" magnet can be. I have one of a previous design and it's held up a takeout brochure for months now without issue.

Paypal Only

If there is any artwork of mine you'd like to get as a clear charm or magnet that you don't see listed, feel free to ask! I am able to add more designs for there products at no additional cost.

Standees will be roughly 5.5" tall

You can DM me here, or on Discord (#GoatPaws), or on Twitter (GoatPaws) to order!

Charms and Magnets will have a clear coat of epoxy over the frontg

Cutlines shown are approximate and not final, but should be relatively accurate

Pre-Orders end on Oct. 01 '24, and the batch should arrive by mid December at the latest as long as there's no manufacturing or shipping delays. I will answer all inquiries ASAP! Reblogs are much appreciated as well!

[marsisnotok]

Christmas book haul!

asking all grandparents, aunts and uncles for books means i have lots to read in the new year :3

1. Things have gotten worse since we last spoke - Erica LaRocca: dont know much about this one, but it’s a horror book, and based on what it says in the back, seems like my kind of horror >:3

2. I’m glad my mom died - Jennette McCurdy: been wanting to read this forever! Ive heard some extracts of it, and it seems super interesting

3. Animal Farm - George Orwell: I want to start reading some of the classics, and just saw a theatre adaption of this book, so thought it’d be a good one to start with :D

4. Smashed - Junji Ito: love Junji Itos art style and story telling, so ofc had to get smashed

5. Banana fish volume 9-12 - Akimi Yoshida: Banana fish is awesome. What more do i have to say?

6. Celestial Monsters - Aiden Thomas: I LOVE AIDEN THOMAS’S BOOKS!!! This is the sequel to his other book, Sunbearer Trials, and Ive been waiting so long for it to come out!!! It’s like god hunger games but a little less death, and so excited to see how the story continues :3

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was a high schooler on a field trip visiting a farm. It was a “banana chicken” farm. The farmer was really proud of his banana chicken trees. They were small palm trees on which chickens grew. The farmer proceeded to pick some of the chickens, peel their skin off like you peel bananas and give them to my classmates to eat.

[heartfullofleeches]

I wanna pet the milk hybrids(if they're okay with that).

Eggnog pats your head back and from then on that's your new greeting.

Cotton Candy gives you a big hug as thanks, though you might be covered in some face paint and kisses afterwards

Screamsicle pulls out a pair of devil horns from their trunk so they can mimicking stroking your horns like they like their to be.

Ginger and Strawberry either kneel or pick you up. Rootbeer just straight up puts you on their shoulder.

Spice looks about five seconds away from falling asleep. So does Banana, but she's (pretending to be) grumpy about. Mint enjoys a good pat down when blazed and uses you as a body pillow while you do it.

Oat doesn't have horns, but enjoys a good pat. Cherry doesn't like to take her helmet off because she's shy about her broken horn/how small they are, but will do it for you. Vanilla kisses your cheeks. Milk Tea is the one that does that patting. You can pat Chocolate - but only when he's exhausted from a long day

[golmorehotgirl]

💙

*vine guy voice* "is this allowed????? is this allowed???"

[thetreedragon]

Banana Carl

[jencattv]

Just some banana peppers from my garden, another day away from running away and becoming a witchy cottagecore farmer living in a remote forest in New Zealand 🪴

[thetruemasterofgames]

The more I learn about plants the more I find the generalizations on them we are taught are not compeltly true everyday I learn somethin new and feel the urge to experiment