#baleman

[frownyalfred]

Unrelated to any of ur fics, but what do you think of Bale!Bruce Wayne Batman ? I know that he’s not one of ur fave but can you elaborate on more ? :)

The older I get, the more I think it’s just Christian Bale’s way of speaking. Something about his lips. I don’t know what it is, but whenever he puts on an American accent, it’s flawless except for his mouth position. I can’t quite put my finger on it. Otherwise he is a very, very good Batman. I enjoy watching him in TDK trilogy with obvious caveats about what I like/don’t like in that trilogy as a Batman fan.

[danielroywreckless]

I asked @google to create @batman as a @wwe wrestler. That championship looks good on him.

[bullsh1tterz]

₊🎞️❜ |[ @storyofwhoiam said ]|   :

“Who let you in here?” matt

Adam allows a smirk to settle along his features for a split second before shrugging and un-pocketing the other's keys. "Take a guess." He tosses them his way and lets the very hand used for the motion fall lightly over his own hip.

"Wanna hear somethin' interestin'?" he asks, but it falls short of any probable answer because he's quick to voice said 'something' in a blink, no leeway to speak betwixt the two enclosures. "Some chick almost hired me ta trail ya last week." Head tilts. "Then she went poof. Radio silent."

[frankiebirds]

lmfao at reid using "i need help looking through these files" as an excuse to have detective baleman stay behind. he only reads twenty thousand words a minute you see. no way he can get through all that on his own.

can you imagine being baleman. like yeah sure okay you know youre not actually being asked to stay behind because one of the fbi guys needs help getting through the files. you know its just an excuse to keep you away from the scene and that sucks enough already but then you sit down with said fbi guy and he reads every file in .1 seconds. the insult. they put you in timeout.

[strongsuits]

I can't find the post but I have to comment Pony Patrick Bateman (Patrick Baleman? Like, a hay bale, maybe?) WOULD absolutely have something like a Stock Market Graph or a Spreadsheet or a Contract or even a Business Card for his cutie mark. 2 notes: 1: It would not be a CD player. The chief aspect of facade of personality is that he presents himself as a High-Flyin' wallstreet executive. He has a high paying job, an expensive apartment, and all the trappings you expect from that, BECAUSE you expect that. Perhaps, to his colleagues, he also tries to present the idea that he's a very knowledgeable music critic, but, on the whole, his identity is 'FINANCE EXECUTIVE.' 2: It would be a fake cutie mark. He IS a blankflank. He says himself, he simply is not there. There is a hollow void where a personality should be that he recognizes and shuns. He has actively avoided discovering anything about his own actual interests. As part of his 10 step skincare routine in the morning he meticulously maintains his fake cutie mark of a Rollodex full of high-profile names and tells the story of of how it appeared when he was in Junior Finance Club and Pony Donald Trump said he had a 'promising future' or some shit.

[beepartcollection]

@sicc-nasti's Bobie :3 Various drawings of him from my doodle canvas, explanations under the cut!

First few are variations of Brodie's helmet, if it was a TF2 cosmetic and someone wanted to paint it various things. Plus a halloween version that's a UFO hat with tiny aliens controlling him :3

Next is him with his jacket off, and then him holding Jay like that Neon White poster, sorry Brodie sometimes u just can't figure out if someone's a Spy!! (ignore the reactor and scout kissing lol)

Then them in the comics- what happens is after Mann Co gets taken over they flee to NYC with whatever they can grab and the clothes on their back- and the clothes just so happen to be Spy's suits, which they stole. They kill a rich wall street banker named Paulrick Baleman who is not a reference to anyone at all and while he's choking to death on mustard gas Jay talks about funds but because Brodie is Brodie they now own his bank accounts and penthouse and stay :3 at least until Pauling grabs em

brodie grabs ur morning coffee and drinks it so fruitily wyd :3

and then Brodie and Brady (BLU Courier). It was my first time drawing Brady so I wanted to try getting it right :3

[your-sweetsilence]

Meet the Minitos.

Born from royal lineage, Tanjiro spent his youth being groomed to take over the family business. Despite the disbanding of the feudal monarchy, the Minito family has retained it's royal prestige. With various members still in politics. Although pressured to marry the daugher of a business partner, Tanjiro met the love of his life, Paulina, during a business trip at Foxbury University.

Paulina, a 20 year old psychology student at Foxbury University worked hard to attend one of the prestigious schools in the country. Growing up in Hopewell Hills, Paulina is the only daughter of Marcus and Linetta Baleman. Never having to want for anything, Paulina worked hard to get her distinguished degree all while trying to pave a path for herself. Meeting Tanjiro while attending a business conference was a happy surprise. She found herself drawn to him, though at first, she had no idea who he was. With their concurrent meetings, she found herself diving head first into the relationship, falling more and more head over heels. Getting her degree was always her first priority but she refused to let it stop her from marrying him. She spent the next two years juggling her new relationship and the hardships that accompanied it.

With a whirlwind romance, Tanjiro married Paulina and brought her home to Mt Komerabi where their relationship was scrutenised. Many believed she wasn't good enough to join the family and that she was using him. Yet the couple stood strong and all worries were dashed as they years progressed. Now married for 26 years, the couple is stronger than ever, having birthed two children of their own, 16 year old Selina and 10 year old Reggie. While Reggie enjoys the life granted as the second child, Selina has the pressure of maintaining the Minito lineage.

Thankfully, Tanjiro is more lenient than his elders, but she would never want to disappoint him. With juggling school, extra-curriculars, college prep, and learning the ins and outs of the Minito family history and business, Selina has the weight of the world on her shoulders. Worse that she watches her little brother get the childhood she never really had in terms of her paternal grandparents. Yet, even with the support of her immediate family, she isn't sure whether she'll break under pressure or succeed.

Top: Tanjiro and Paulina

Bottom: Selina and Reggie

[missmysme]

Mystic Messenger Guest Tournament, Round 1 Part 19

Top two move on to the next round!

Info under the cut:

Baleman: Internet installer jumping from rooftops to rooftops wearing the Baleman costume.

The duo Baleman and Robinboy became famous and even starred in TV. The duo is planning to establish an internet company name after them.

Hair Designer Scissorhandler: A famous hair designer in charge of Jumin and Chairman Han's hairstyle.

Currently troubled as Chairman Han keeps requesting to cut his hair "to look younger". Most personally satisfied when slicked back Mr. Han's hair.

Ahddub: A curry restaurant owner who has the image of Buddha, giving off a generous and merciful ambiance.

Wife is Catholic. They sometimes fight over religion. It's been said that their way of reconciling is eating tasty curry together.

Satellite: An astronaut named Satellite living in space.

Thought a great photo was of an alien but the photo came out shaken. After being called a liar, is determined to go back out to space to retake the photo.

Team Leader of C&R Intellegence Unit: C&R Intelligence Team Manager with outstanding risk management skills.

Being the manager of the C&R Intelligence Team, everyone thought his cell phone password would be complicated... However, the password in fact has not been set at all.

[persephone411]

Ok so I know we call the Batman played by Robert Pattinson the Battinson and the one played by Ben Affleck the Batfleck…

Let’s call the one from the dark knight trilogy the baleman

[pixeltender]

No one told them it was going to be this way...

[batman-comics]

[frownyalfred]

[queenlyfae]

Difference between Nolan Batman and Synder Batman.

Nolan: totally plays up the ‘dumb playboy’ persona. Complains about being in the friendzone™️, spends seven years as a hermit in his own home thinking he had gotten out of said friendzone, back is broken and spends like a year physical therapying it back because, pride. Let’s everyone think he’s dead and runs off to Europe with Catwoman. Super serious like all the time.

Synder/Whedon Batman: total beast of a man. Mourns his adopted son and ignores Alfred’s pleas for grandbabies. Pretends to not like friends but personally tracks down Barry Allen/Arthur Curry to join his team. Gets Diana the only picture of her and Steve together. Sometimes says wrong things in attempt to be clever. Eyeshadow on point. Hated superman but then goes Gay for him. Willing to buy banks in order to impress potential boyfriends/mother in laws.

[bullsh1tterz]

₊🎞️❜ |[ @storyofwhoiam said ]|   :

😠 Death Glare at my muse - matt

He meets the glare with an eye-roll, continuing to smoke his cigarette for a moment before letting ashen remnants of it fall over the floor with a tap.

"Someone's got his panties in a twist." he comments, brow quirked as smoke lines the heading of his dialogue. "'m afraid if y're lookin' ta get hate-laid or somethin', I'm all outta gas for that. Most I can offer ya's a joint." he motions to his pocket, where he'd stacked a pre-rolled pair for 'emergencies'.

[anteroom-of-death]

Still can't get over how Battinson had a softer less growly gently emotive voice. And Bruce had a lilt and a soft spoken slight stutter.

[godblooded]

sometimes when i write any batman character i slip direct nolan lines from the trilogy into my characterization or my dialogue. and if any of you guys notice i want you to know call me out and i’ll be thrilled.