#baldmike2025

[clericallyinsane]

Bald Mike Wheeler Custom Icons

[dia-depeche]

Have you considered going bald

Mayhaps, might i ask why?

[xoceanstarx011]

Mike lobes El and not Will so Vecna posses Will.

When Mike is proposing to blonde El in baseball field will hits them with will’s favourite car ☹️🙁😐🫤😔

baseball girl and baseball boy who are milkvans biggest fans were watching them get engaged so they also got hit 😔 (lobegate fanfic au edit)

[ikwhatyouaremikewheeler]

Ignore what BASEBALL BOY 👺👺👺 said. HE’S not the leader. I AM THE LEADER. We are currently experiencing some internal conflict due to debates over who will best defeat bald mike. On behalf of the MMM nation, I Apologise for the RUDE address this DELINQUENT has given you, In fact, I do think it is in our best interest that we hire you, if you are interested, of course.

With your insider information and peak milkshake delivery skills, I do think you make a good candidate to become a member of the MMM. Request your interest at once and we will deliver to you the true oath of lobe allegiance. However, if you do not express your interest in becoming a fellow earlobe, I will see to Baseball Boy’s desire to strike at once.

(I must repeat that I am the true Lobe Leader of the MMM. Anyone who disagrees is committing an act of miso soup gyny.)

With the most lobe,

Baseball Girl

NO. NO LOBING. STOP😭😭

Wdym by peak milkshake skills😭😭😭

No baseball boys OR girls!!!

As I said before, pry Bald Mike from MY COLD DEAD HANDS

BALD MIKE AND BYLER FOREVER!!

[baldmikeclubofficial]

Thank you for all the ones who voted in the election and made us get where we are. It's time to begin.

#baldmike2025

[pythoness94]

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"I kidnapped Kent's partner, U. N. Owen, and brought them to the future. After that I lost all contact with my friend Bald Mike, so it was just U. N. Owen and I in a barren wasteland. Then suddenly out of nowhere, a bright blue Milkvan appeared and a girl with a Baseball head was driving it. They snatched U. N. Owen from my grip! They were about to capture me too, but I quickly time travelled to another period, where I have been ever since. I sense I am not safe anymore here, so I repeat that this is my last message. Communication is too dangerous. The milkvan may find me yet."

NOOOOOOOOOO

MAN DOWN MAN DOWWWW

[clericallyinsane]

BALD MIKE NATION!

We have officially won the elections!!!! Now that bald mike is president, our takeover starts now.

To participate, all you have to do is put the bald mike picture as your profile picture

I will also be releasing some alternatives with pride flags later on (you can also make requests or customize it yourself!)

We hope you participate!

[clericallyinsane]

THE FINAL TRUTH

my final confession:

the least important thing is the following

@itslikesearcingforsomething was right about this ask. i was the one who sent it. HOWEVER, i am NOT a part of the MMM. If I was it'd be better for the plot but I'm not I just thought it'd be funny to send it. But you were right about this one.

Now to the important part: the balding truth.

i'm sorry I'm not new baseball girl cause then it'd be really over but it's still an ongoing investigation for her

[clericallyinsane]

the truth

[ikwhatyouaremikewheeler]

The MMM has found you to be a suspicious individual and we have put you to be under the harshest of investigations.

You will not be able to stop this, As I put this plan in motion as the leader of The Mitochondria Metamorphosis Mob.

With Lobe,

Baseball Boy.

No. No lobe.

You will with to take bald Mike from my cold dead hands.

BALD MIKE FOREVER

[clericallyinsane]

BALDING NEWS

When there was once a suspicion of who was the lobe anon, now things have escalated. Not only is there a theory that it is multiple people, but multiple bylers have been receiving anons regarding a melvin cult called 'MMM'. It is unclear how dangerous this group is, but it has said to stand against bald mike. Have a good night and I'll see you tomorrow.

[clericallyinsane]

bald mike warriors, FIGHT ON. Let's show our appreciation and love and support for bald mike by:

Sharing the bald mike official presidency picture

Editing other pictures of bald mike

Making bald mike support posts (fan art, fanfic, just posts supporting bald mike)

Debating the healthy contribution bald mike will bring to our fandom

Fighting the hate

We can do this guys! Believe in the power of bald mike and all will be alright.

#baldmike2025

[clericallyinsane]

No.....

[clericallyinsane]

yea of course, she's gonna reveal her identity, she's a baseball now, whats there for her to lose, she's a non living object now

i'm alive, i am a human too, i value my life too

Ik how dangerous bald mikeians are, they are so hypnotised by his bald head, they're ready to do anything

you can't really go against, people who've sold their brains to bald mike

so yea i must protect my identity till i kill bald mike and release the bald mikeians of the hypnosis

-The New Baseball Girl

YOY WILL NEVER

[clericallyinsane]

I'm not gonna die till my mission is completed

U.N owen turns out to be my sister in disguise, i feel utterly betrayed, i don't know why i trust anyone atp

betrayal is your speciality twin

also jesse was her all along, now that leaves bald mike

I will not stop until i take my kingdom back , BALD MIKE IM COMING FOR YOU, get ready to be executed in front of OUR nation which you colonised and called yours

-The New Baseball Girl

NOOOOOOOO BALD MIKE RUN FOR THE HILLS

[pythoness94]

u.n owen is probably mad his bf died. those guys were always looking at eachother on their news broadcasts.

— Local Baseballian.

damn, doomed yaoi really got all of us.