#bald alastor

[blepcatarts]

Holy fuck I drew Bald Alastor ✋😭

BALD ALASTOR IS COMING FOR YOU 😈😈

My sleep paralysis demon 2.0 😳

[anonymoosen]

“I know you’re an Ace in the hole!”

“A what now-?”

Also

This is his perfect true form guys, you can sleep peacefully at night now 🤭

[funstarscircusmichealafton]

Bald vaggie

[iamchaos1234]

B a l d. A l a s t o r

(Edited by me)

[bunny-is-cute]

What do the hotel guests think about this photo

[sahcoraaa]

Y'all know he's wearing a wig

[getalifebro]

I FREAKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE REPOST BALD ALASTOR WITH THE FREAKING SOUND THATS LIKE this place reaks of sex there’s a dildo in here AND ITS SO FUNNY BUT LIKE I CANT GO ON TT WITHOUT MUTING IT BC MY MOM IS GONNA HEAR THAT😭😭 the hh fandom is wild yall😬😬😭

[ezaliaaaa]

Bald cursed cat alastor

[inkdemonloveswoman]

How the Hazbin Hotel characters will react to you sleeping on them. <3

Tw: mentions of sex in Angel dusts part, fluff, cursing, mention of sex on Adams part

Genre: fluff, Sfw

POV: second pov

Character: Alastor, Husk, Lucifer, Angel dust, Charlie, Vaggie, Sir pentious, velvette, Adam, vox, lute, Valentino, fat nuggets

ALASTOR

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

Alastor would probably push you off the first time, he’s not used to physical touch. Usually only shaking your hand. If anyone SAT on him they were on a suicide mission for sure. When you did it a second time, laying your head on his shoulder he was just stiff. Not blinking, like if he did it would wake you up. I would give him like a 6/10. He definitely smells a little old but a nice homey old yk?

HUSK

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

Husk is always in the bar. Doing his job. When has he ever sat down? Well when you saw him sit down on the couch when Alastor was giving a tour of cannibal town to Charlie. You snuck your way over and sat next to him and laying your head on his fuzzy shoulder. He opened his eyes and let out a scoff. Closing his eyes again and not caring. Two minutes later he will lean against you in return, purring gently. I’d give him like a 6.5/10, the smell of cheap booze filling your nose, that took some points off. Didn’t even smell good. But he’s warm 🧍‍♀️

LUCIFER

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

Lucifer, the short king. He’s so cute and clingy. If you sat next to him he’s immediately clinging on you with his arms. You both fell asleep after a couple minutes cause of how comfortable it was. He’s pretty warm, but he was still wearing his suit which didn’t feel the best while sleeping. I’d give him a 7/10, he smells like apples and apple pie :D

Angel dust

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

Angel dust, a fluffy white p0rnstar spider. Your favorite spider. He’s SO fluffy. Once you sit next to him he’s already carrying you to his bed and laying down with you, fat nuggets snuggling between you too. Would be the person to know how to comfort you, but not know how to comfort himself. You give him cuddles after a long shooting. He jokingly complains about it to you to make it feel better, such as, “ughhh. All my holes are so sore, I’m dying” he snickered after that. Probably high. I would give him a 7.5/10, extra points for the chest fluff. He kinda smells like alcohol though…

CHARLIE!

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

Charlie is the sweetest girl in hell. EVER. Literally she will get you a blanket if it’s a cold day in the hotel, or make sure you’re satisfied with sleeping on her. Istg she’s one of the best people, but she also won’t stfu. So- 9/10. I don’t have to explain.

VAGGIE

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

Vaggie accidentally pushes you off of her. Idk what else to say. She’s just grumpy asf. But she also doesn’t talk a lot so you would go to sleep easier if she doesn’t push you off on accident. She’s at least a 5/10.

SIR PENTIOUS

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

Such a sweetie boy. My god. Do I even have to explain? He would probably be so awkward but then slither his tail around you. His little egg bois jump up and see this as nap time. It looked like an army of eggs just laying next to you. Sir pentious? More like sir precious. 9.5/10.

Velvette

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

I love velvette. . She’s so cool. But once you lay on her she gags quietly at your outfit, she’s being very dramatic. She would try her hardest to not mess up her hair. Bout a 6/10

ADAM

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

Literally just wants to have sex with you. 2/10

VOX

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

Would let you use his lap while he works in his office. If someone walks in? They’re already dead. Bout a 5.6/10

LUTE

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

Immediately thinks you’re trying to kill her, and probably pushes you off intentionally. Then regrets it a little after five minutes. She’s fine, but if you sat on her lap or lay on her infront of Adam, prepare for a surprise at home. 5.7/10

VALENTINO

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

-10009990000/10. You already know.

FAT NUGGETS!!

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

♾️/10.

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

A/N: sorry these were short, I was rushing since I’m starting school in a couple days 💩 hope you enjoyed! Bye loves!!

[kiraisrika]

Real vox fake vox au

But its only vox and his "dilemmas"

WARNING i only does this because its funny

Sorry for my shitty handwriting

I DO NOT SUPPORT VIVZIEPOP

If you want context here xxxx and this take place AFTER he get saved from dormancy

[julsiemagne]

EMILY WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU

[nowthatisanexcellentquestion]

”Alastor’s hair sucks” “it’s so ugly”. Yeah, maybe it’s not the best. But what about VALENTINO’S FEATHER?? WHY HAVEN’T I SEEN ANYONE TALK ABOUT THAT HUH?!? HES BALD AND TRIES TO COVER IT UP WITH A BIG HAT AND FEATHER?!?

[chaoticg0ld]

I was drawing Alastor for a comm and had to pause to capture this truly wonderful creation of mine.

[ask-adamsapple66]

What are your thoughts on bald alastor and alastors awful haircut?

Adam: HAHAHA!! Bambi's fucking haircut is the worst! But BALD? Holy shit just when I thought that radio fucker couldn't get any uglier.

Lucifer: I don't know who cuts his hair, but they must hate him. Haha, yeah he would look pretty stupid.

With a mischievous grin, Lucifer holds up an electronic razor.

Lucifer: Very stupid indeed.

Radio static can be heard in the distance.

[hells-greatest-performers]

Has Verena woken up yet?

Alastor: *sitting beside Verena’s bed*

Verena: *starts waking up*

Alastor: *quietly* Verena! I’m glad to see you awake. How are you feeling?

Verena: I feel better, but really cold *shivers*

Alastor: Here, let me get you a —

Verena: *slowly reaches up and touches the top of her head and feels bandages and no hair — starts to cry* Papa…where’s my hair?

Alastor: *gently moves her hand away* You had to have a surgery to help save your life. And the…the nice man who saved your life had to fix something in your head. So he had to shave your hair deer. But I’ll grow out! I promise!

Verena: *doesn’t fully understand why her hair had to be completely gone and she feels pain in her chest*

Alastor: Verena please. You also had a delicate heart and lung procedure. It’ll take time but you’ll soon feel so much better. You were so brave.

Verena: *is sobbing* I’m ugly Papa! I’ll get laughed at school!

Alastor: *holds her hand* Verena you are not ugly. You are a beautiful young girl who just won a major battle! And your Papa has plenty of scars. Do you think Papa is ugly?

Verena: *shakes head no*

Alastor: And you are my beautiful little fawn and that will never ever change. Please get some rest darling.

[finn-theshark]

Hazbin hotel favorite music genre/Type headcannons!

Vaggie: vocaloid

Charlie: K-pop

Alastor: Jazz. Just jazz (he refuses to listen to anything else and will hold his hands over his ears like a little kid)

Husker: country music

Angeldust: Love songs<3

Nifty: Hyper-pop (she loves Jack stauber especially)

Lute,Emily,Sara: Classical music

St.Peter: Gay music (/J lol but I think probably Chill lofi music)

Adam: Rock’in roll!!!

Valentino: Anything like CPR , WAP, or Squidwards nose

Vox: music a 12 yr old would listen to

Velvette: Vocaloid, K-pop, And hyper-pop

Part 2?

+look at this, she definitely likes jack stauber idc what anyone says