#bakery anon

[throwaway-yandere]

Incorrect Producer Quotes from the Yan Idol!Genshin Event

Cause it's the holidays and this is my apology for all the crap you've all went through working at TeyPro hAHAHAHHA

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Assistant ✾: sure, I don't get a "healthy" amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

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Producer Fox: hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held

Producer Hundred: ... Bro, you good?

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Producer Snail: hey heizou I got something to show you

Heizou: You hit "send" on that picture of Mike Wazowski and I hit "end" on our friendship.

Producer Snail: I don't have anything to show you

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Producer ESTHER: Kaeya lost one of his eye today and is not doing well. He is at the hospital. Please pray for him

Assistant Baker: Oh no! Hope he's okay!

Producer Oyst: Is it bad?

Zhongli:

Zhongli: Osmanthus latte I drank today.

Producer Dove: What? Why send that now?

Zhongli: It looked like it was smiling.

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Heizou: How to Become my Lover

Heizou: Step 1: Act like we are already lovers thereby skipping over the awkward "becoming friends first" part.

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Producer Fox: why don't murderers just hide the bodies at the empty spaces at the Grand Narukami agrarian reform hectares?

Ayato: thanks for the tip.

Producer Fox: no this is not a tip this is a joke

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About Producer Dove:

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Kaeya: Compliment me

Producer ESTHER: you have eyes

Kaeya: Nice

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Diluc: GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas, only guys will get this one, bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your 'toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I'm sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what's their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I'm scared

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Producer Snail: I have no relevant skills. I am unpleasant to work with. I like to cause problems.

Executive Producer Alice: hired.

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The producers: the CEO was totally flirting with you just then

Assistant ✾: The CEO was mocking me at best and most likely casting a curse on me–

AKASHA: I AM HERE.

Assistant ✾: See?

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Producer Sage: Hunger and sex are different sorts of motivations. Hunger responds to a need. If we don't eat, we die, but sex is not in this sense a need. If we don't have sex, we may feel like dying, but we're not.

Childe: How do you know nobody ever died from lack of sex?

Producer Sage: Because you're still alive.

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Dottore #1 @ Assistant Bakery: I would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining.

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Cyno: so today i accidentally gave a bus driver a yu-gi-oh card instead of my buspass again

Solitary: again?

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"Ribbon": What is the weirdest thing a complete stranger has done to you?

Solitary, about Cyno: I got on the bus and a drunk man tried to hand me a beer and I said "it's okay sir, I'm alright" and then he handed me a dollar and went, "I saw that guy took your dollar, that was messed up." And I was like, "The bus driver?"

Solitary: He wouldn't take his dollar back.

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Dottore (?): shapeshifting is hypothetically the best super power to have. You can have any haircut and change two strands of your hair to make them longer. You can turn into an aranara, you can turn into a ruin guard, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged CEO's house at night while chanting ominously about his sins.

Assistant Bakery: This took a weird turn, but I'm on board for it

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Assistant Bakery: Assistant Piano and the 5wirl challenged us for a water fight.

Dottore: I'm in

Dottore: Just waiting for the water to boil

Assistant Bakery: What

[honeekyuu]

Hello! I have returned!!!! Here to ramble at you again but what’s new? Since you said you love live reactions I am here to do that once again <3

I’m sorry I’m still dying at him calling us pretty girl. Like I will never get over it, twirling my hair and kicking my feet as I giggle. Honee I know you’re killing me. I can’t with all the nicknames. This will be the end of me (bakery anon has never been called sweet things like that-)

BAGAHA I’M LAUGHING AT HER DOING AN UNO REVERSE! NOT Y/N MAKING HIM GIGGLE AND KICK HIS FEET BY CALLING HIM CUTE AND SAYING SHE SMILES WHEN TALKING TO HIM. Honestly- same pookie…

Komori and Kita here to smack sense into Suna. Good job boys, knew I could count on you 🫡 I’m sorry he said “That’s my girl.” And my brain unhelpfully supplied me with Howl from Howl’s moving castle. I’m sorry for the person this fic is turning me into.

OKAY SO I AM MAD TOUCH STARVED BUT I DO IN FACT WANT CUDDLES. LIKE LET ME GO TO THE ART FAIR.

You’re feeding us good this week omg. WJFJJSJFJS “new favorite words.” PLEASE. HE’S SO DOWN BAD. GOOD JOB Y/N FOR OPENING UP. I’m so proud of her 😭😭😭 not to be dramatic but I would literally die for her.

AHHHHH HE WANTS TO SPOIL HER. YES. FIND ME A MAN LIKE HIM… like I would combust. JWJFJWJDJSJ TTM Y/N LET HIM LOVE YOU.

HONEE PLEASE THIS IS SO WJNFNSNDJSJ SCRUMPTIOUS. I’M SO EXCITED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTERS. No rush though, I saw that apparently some people 😒 were being not very cute, not very demure, not very mindful.

IGNORE THOSE PEOPLE. I WILL WAIT PATIENTLY FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER LIKE A CAT WAITING FOR YOU TO OUT FOOD IN IT’S BOWL.

Yapping Note Time: GUYS. I LOVE YOU!!!! YOU’RE ALL SO WORTHY OF LOVE AND I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT!!!! You guys are all beautiful and even if all you did today was read and stay in bed. You still did something you enjoyed and I’m proud of you! If no one else tells you today allow me, I LOVE YOU!!!! <333

That goes for you too Honee! but also! Remember writing is fun, write for you not other people. I hope your writing fulfills you and that you can look back and get happy when you see us go absolutely feral over it. I love you Honee and thank you for yet another banger of a chapter <3333

-sincerely bakery anon 🍪

HI BAKERY ANON HOW ARE YOU TODAY??? HOPEFULLY WELL!!! im gonna live react your live reacts lmao

suna will NEVERRRR stop with the 'pretty girl'. he has yn saved as 'pretty girl' in his phone, with a black heart and the blushing-hiding-behind-hands emoji like a fucking LOSER. his phone wallpaper is also totally the charcoal drawing he did of 'yn in a pumpkin costume' because he was killing time waiting for suga to figure out how to draw ballerina slippers on his jellyfish

suna is a down bad SIMP, when she compliments him he gets so god damn blushy and nervous and he cant get enough

STOP NOT THE HOWL REFERENCE,,,, bro suna needed his ass handed to him and komori is secretly evil so

she really did open up to him after like 4 days they really took 'friendship progression' and BASS BOOSTED IT

IM SO EXCITED TO KEEP WRITING THIS IT'S LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING EVER

[hinamie]

hina... have you ever drawn nanami & yuji. pls i need to see them. my reluctant mentor and ray of sunshine. maybe eating together after a mission

cleaned up this request doodle from a while ago <3

[hmshermitcraft]

Joel does not want to run a bakery. Come on, Grian, he's a killer! Not a baker! But he'll do it anyway, he doesn't really have a choice.

And maybe, just maybe, that regular, that one who keeps talking about his kids, maybe he's enough to make Joel enjoy working in a bakery when he'd rather be doing... Other things.

He talks to that regular more. His name's Etho. And he's (– surprisingly, Joel thinks –) single. How could anyone want to divorce a guy like him, Joel thinks, but he'll keep that to himself.

Grian and Jimmy notice, of course. And of course, they tease him to no end about it. Because come on, Joel! Having a crush on a regular is so basic! (Just ignore the fact that Scott and Tango are technically regulars, and Jimmy's been with them ages.)

- 💜

See, the difference is that Jimmy is already over the crush stage! He's dating his regulars, which is way cooler than just crushing on them. Joel needs to catch up!

But Joel, surprisingly for him, finds he doesn't want to rush this. He likes learning about Etho. He likes learning about his kids. He likes learning what flavours he enjoys. He wants to take his time, savour the slow building of their relationship.

Also 'cause it annoys Grian and Jimmy, but that's just the secondary goal.

[mikeykuns]

Hello‼️ 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️ I return with yet another request and this time I wish to request pastry themed dividers (cupcakes etc etc) and a yellow masterlist divider (it's my favourite colour). Please⁉️⁉️🗣🗣🗣

like/reblog if you save - no credit needed !

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]

divider source▪️f2u (please don't claim as your own)

requested by anon

[strnilolover]

how would Matt react to reader being grumpy

(this is for in general, but it can apply to all my Matt Au’s too)

he would try to figure out what is bothering her and try to make it better. if someone said something to her, if he did something or if she was just having an off day. if she doesn’t want to talk about it when he asks, he’ll come back and try again later. but if she still doesn’t want to talk about it, he’ll wait until she is ready and comes to him to talk about it — because pushing might lead into her becoming more upset which he doesn’t want.

[kya-is-kool]

Soooo I had a fic idea for ray! Might be a little long 😆 maybe one where ray and the reader are tg and she works at this bakery and ray and the guys are taking Stevie to meet her and he’s just so shocked that one of the boys has a boyfriend and it’s all just really sweet and cute!

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒 ! : cuteeee, love it. ngl stories in which the reader bakes are scarce but too cute :).

it was 9:00 am on the dot, you opened up the shop and got everything ready for the usual morning rush. you cleaned the display shelfs, restocked every single cake and cookie and sweet treat in the shop, prepared the oven for baking, and put on an apron. this was the typical routine you followed every morning, and as tiring as it was to basically run the bakery yourself, it was most definitely worth it to put a smile to many people's faces.

the imminence of the morning rush almost always excited you, because you saw the same usual faces each morning who you had grown to love. but what you didn't know, was that there were going to be familiar faces that normally didn't show up to the shop. 9:15; the first customer walked in. the bell at the top of the door let out a small jingle, letting you know someone has entered.

"good morning, ms. meyer !" you greeted, smiling amiably at the woman. she was well in her sixties, and loved sweets, and who couldn't respect that? she was a kind woman, and she payed the bakery quite a bit of money due to all the things she bought.

"why hello there dear," she responded, smiling the same way back. "it's a pleasure to see you so happy this morning."

"likewise, ms. meyer. so, what can i get you?" you queried, and at that she looked at the display shelf, pondering to herself.

"i suppose just the usual chocolate muffin, dear," she said, with a chuckle at how predictable that must have been. she had been ordering the same thing for nearly a year.

"well of course," you said, laughing a bit yourself before grabbing the muffin with a napkin and placing it inside a paper bag. "here you go, ms. meyer. that'll be $4.95"

"thank you, dear," she said back, as she handed you the money in return.

"enjoy your day !" you said cheerily, as she smiled.

"ah, you too," she answered, before exiting the shop. as the bell jingled once again, you went over to the kitchen to start making a cake that needed to be remade since you were running out of slices.

by the end of the hour, a total of thirty-four customers had made their way through, and you had flour and other baking ingredients smeared over your apron and face. that was when an unexpected group made their way inside. your back was facing the entrance, as you took the cake out of the oven to cool.

"just a second, i'll be right there !" you exclaimed, before you set the cake on top of the counter to cool. as you were taking off your oven mitts, you felt a pair of arms wrap around your waist. you jumped only a little, before chuckling.

"ray ? what are you doing here babe ?" you asked, an eyebrow quirked.

"i wanted to introduce you to stevie...that and i missed you. you've been spending so much time here, i wanted to surprise you," he responded, placing his chin on your shoulder and speaking into your ear so you could hear him better.

"cutie, and, who's stevie ?" you questioned, with a smile. you then heard a voice from behind you two.

"i'm stevie," the voice said. ray slowly let go, and gently spun you around so you two were facing him.

"oh, hey stevie. i take it you're a friend of the boys," you said, smiling at him. he seemed young, especially to be hanging out with ray and his friends.

"uh yeah...wow i just...i didn't actually believe ray when he said he had a girlfriend," stevie said, mouth slightly agape in disbelief and wonder. you walked over to him and the others. you did your handshake with fuckshit and ruben, and you all sat down at a table. you were seated between fuckshit and ray, and stevie and ruben were across from you.

"you didn't believe me. i told you i had a beautiful girlfriend," ray bragged, with a small smirk. i smiled at his compliment, and took his hand him mine.

"well, you guys look really good together," stevie said, a look of astonishment still in his face. you could tell the boy really looked up to ray. it was adorable.

"thanks; we do, don't we?" you said, turning to ray, grinning from ear to ear. he returned the same smile while fuckshit and ruben chuckled, and they both rolled their eyes at the how sappy the situation was.

"we do," he answered, before pecking your lips sweetly.

𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 © 𝐤𝐲𝐚-𝐢𝐬-𝐤𝐨𝐨𝐥, 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

I just finished reading this Sterek fic and wanted to recommend it because it's good and I haven't seen it before on recs:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23817031/chapters/58567546?selected_id=57225679&commit=Go

oooo thank you!

Tell Me It's a Sure Thing by ofherlionheart

(10/10 I 67,541 I Mature I Sterek)

Beacon Hills is a small town, something of a supernatural haven from hunters, but only because the Nemeton exudes so much twisted energy and attracts such ugly nasties on the regular that no hunter wants to get within a hundred miles of it. It is the hollow sanctuary where Derek and Lydia, like many others before and after them, ended up after fleeing from the nightmare of their old lives.

Then M. Stiles Stilinski arrives. Bodies begin to appear, hunters become bold enough to venture across town lines, and secrets begin to surface. But somehow, in spite of the growing chaos … Stiles is making it better.

[alpineshift]

In light of the baker Nico pics, do you have further thoughts on the hischier bakery and Hughes coffee shop au 🥹

BAKER NICO PICS ILU I have not known peace since. I've been rotating that photo of Nico holding a cookie in my head for like twelve hours now. for you anon, I will wrangle all my current ideas into a bundle here ❤️

(if you haven't read the lil prompt fill hehe)

At the Little Loaf of Love bakery, all three of the Hischier siblings bake, but Nico is undoubtably the best out of all of them. Very consistent with his results, produces very trustworthy batches, never protests the 3am starts and occasional late closings. Between them Luca is the more experimental baker and Nina, on top of more management and bookkeeping stuff, is better at one-off decorations for dessert pieces

Over at A Hughes Cup of Coffee, all three Hughes brothers also work behind the counter - Quinn is the manager, somewhat against his will, and he has a special apron Jack and Luke got him as a joke (but it's very high quality). Jack is indeed the cappuccino specialist (does the fancy latte art) and recently Luke has been pushing for small batch food options (like sandwiches or bagels) to go with their drinks.

One morning while opening Jack caught Luke standing outside the front of their store--it's like 5am, nobody is out or awake except for them and the bakery across the street--and he's inhaling the scent of freshly baked bread before he turns to Jack and goes, "We should work out some kind of business deal with these guys."

At this point, Jack had already clocked the hot baker and tried to wave at him once through the window, but the hot baker hadn't seen him, and Jack is currently too embarrassed to set foot past the stoplight. And he goes errrrrr maybe.

Little Loaf is a nice mix of very Swiss baked goods and classic American desserts and Luke keeps coming back with boxes of them for Jack and Quinn to try (they're amazing) and now Quinn is bugging Jack to make relations (less amazing)

Jack already has like such a severe crush he saw Nico unloading boxes by the side door one morning and his apple watch alerted him for having an unexpected heart rake spike or something lol

Also the older Hischier brother and the sister have already been coming to A Hughes Cup for coffee like every morning, both of them very sweet and very funny, and Jack is not not upset that he hasn't seen the hot younger brother around (he kind of is) and he thinks nobody has noticed (everyone has)

Nina keeps dropping unsubtle hints about Nico. His favourite drink is cappuccino. His favourite animal is a seal. He studied in the US and then did an apprenticeship in Italy for a year. He loves cappuccinos. He secretly likes watching the Titanic. He LOVES cappuccinos.

So Jack takes the hints as they're given to him. Puts together a tray of the Hischier siblings' favourite coffees. Carefully presses a little seal sticker on the cappuccino. Tosses his hair back undoes the top two buttons on his plaid shirt and finally crosses the street to meet the hot baker on his turf.

+ Quinn's apron has an M stitched over the chest and he's like is this funny to you guys and Jack and Luke are taking pics of him wearing the apron going "extremely" and sending it to the family group chat. Assigned manager by your own brothers, embarrassing.

+ When they're finally in a "really good friends" stage Jack walks in on Nico kneading dough in a sleeveless shirt once and he turns around and walks right back out and his watch is telling him he's hitting 152 bpm, does he need to sit down???

[throwaway-yandere]

Bakery anon really got two in the price of one yandere-/j

- 🐠

Looking back at my supposed guidelines is funny cuz I genuinely can't tell if I'm lying or not. Cuz Dottore #1 genuinely loves bakery anon and then there's emotionally constipated Dottore #2 who is the living personification of this meme:

Hskakaoa I fricking laugh whenever I reread the paragraph where Dottore #2 fricking recites bakery anon a list of phcking grievances ALPHABETICALLY like this man has nothing better to do than seethe and not cope–

[honeekyuu]

Sorry, I think I’m on a yapping spree, feel free to tell me to shut up and stop flooding your inbox </3

I made crêpes at school bcs surprise surprise I’m in culinary school 🧍🏻‍♀️

I HOPE SCHOOL GETS BETTER AND YOU ENJOY TEACHING THIS YEAR <333333

SELF SHIP FRIDAY LET’S GO!!!!

My agenda goes as follows- Sunee and Kita + bakery anon shenanigans 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Who cooks? Who cleans? Who’s banned from the kitchen?

For Kita and I (I’m joining the self ship hours 🧍🏻‍♀️) he cooks and I clean. I’m banned from the kitchen because he’s a sweetie and doesn’t want me to cook more than what I already do for work and school. However, I am allowed to stress bake at any time. In which case they will go to Sunee <3 What about you guys??? 👀👀👀

Who drives and who picks out music?

Kita love of my life is going to have to drive. I physically cannot. I get really bad panic attacks so passenger princess life for me forever <3333

In my head you’re the one who has to drive because Suna makes jokes about not feeling loved bcs he’s not a passenger princess lol

<3

-sincerely bakery anon 🍪

BAKERY ANONNNNN let's fuckin go:

dude culinary school is SOOOOOO cool thats actually so insane im so fucking jealous

SUNEE + KITA/BAKERY ANON SHENANIGANS OH MY GOD LETS DO IT

stop kita not wanting you to cook is so KITA CODED HES LITERALLY SUCH A MAN I LOVE THAT FOR YOU. i literally do all the cooking because any time suna enters a kitchen he RUINS cookware. he doesnt just burn shit, he makes those pans completely unusable. so i cook and he cleans, which also works out bc i am very clumsy so me + soapy dishes is a bad combo.

SUNA WANTING TO BE A PASSENGER PRINCESS IS SO REAL. he usually does the driving actually bc i am also a very anxious driver (((((and bc he knows that i am Very Attracted to him when he drives))))), but he also takes me to a parking lot and around our neighborhood every weekend to give me more driving practice and is shockingly a very very patient and good driving teacher. youre right though, im pretty sure hes only teaching me to drive so that he can be a passenger princess in the future

[spriteofmushrooms]

I keep thinking of an AU where the reason the WWX we follow through out MDZS seems so distant from his past memories is because his soul actually still isn’t whole. The majority of his anger, guilt, resentment, and obsessive devotion were split apart from him when his body and soul got shredded. So whilst his unburdened lighter parts only have vague impressions of some of his harsher memories and the pain they entail, there’s been a mass of the other parts of his soul coalescing in the burial mounds like dehydrated Ganon. MXY’s spell awakened them. Eventually it breaks out and makes a shambling beeline back to the one person it still wants to protect, JC, and he’s letting nothing stand in his way least of all the puny scraps of soul who have hurt his beloved Shidi again. Just Synchronicity II by the Police vibes.

Anon, I'm obsessed with this concept. Also, force of nature/act of god!Yiling Laozu? Extremely good. Please, I need it. 🥺🙏

I have two similar fic concepts, one where WWX's soul fragments were scattered across the jianghu and gather to JC(/WWX's core) as he comes across them (which ends happily); the other where WWX's fragments coalesce in the waters of Yunmeng over the course of years (which ends with maybe some light drowning. It's called Romance).

When you make yours, please please link me!!

[hmshermitcraft]

(Grian x Scar x Mumbo, for the theme!)

Grian runs a bakery with really weird hours. Most people aren’t really…awake when his bakery is open, but he does have two regulars. One of them is an engineer in a business suit and the other one is a train conductor with SwaggonTM brand apparel.

Mumbo and Scar nearly always come in together, and spend their time talking or eating before going their separate ways. They seem to chat about everything under the sun. Mumbo once listened to Scar rant about Star Wars for half an hour. Scar glady listened to Mumbo as he spent twenty minutes trying to explain his latest project. They eat the same table every time, and even ask Grian for his opinion on what tastes best.

Grian hopes he can catch Mumbo or Scar alone one day, because the romantic tension between those two could be cut with a knife. On the other hand, Mumbo and Scar are fighting over who gets to ask out Grian first. Seriously, this man is more oblivious than both of them combined.

-💫🌠 Anon

Grian takes his job of romance very seriously. These two would be good for each other! A train conductor and engineer, they already spend hours talking about trains.

Meanwhile, Mumbo and Scar are debating if trying to make something baked to ask Grian out would work. The answer is: probably not, considering they aren't bakers. But maybe it would be the thought that counts?

Surely Grian won't misinterpret them asking him for baking tips as them trying to ask each other out. Surely.

[saccharinosis]

If Lovel has toast🍞 for breakfast is it cannibalism? /j -🗝️

I say we waterboard him

[mollyrolls]

I am infiltrating the inboxes again. This time for a run of terror <333 you’re next on my list!

OOooOooOooo

You want to think about Akaashi sooo bad!!!!

ABOUT HIM SKETCHING YOU WHEN YOU’RE ASLEEP AND KISSING PEPPERING KISSES ON YOUR FACE TO WAKE YOU UP. YOU WANT TO THINK ABOUT HIM TAKING HIS GLASSES OFF MID MAKEOUT BECAUSE THEY WERE GETTING IN THE WAY SOOO BAD

OOooooOooooOooOOo

-sincerely bakery anon 🍪

i’m not engaging. i’m so fucking scared of you bakery anon please spare me. i’ll do anything