#baggin' it with balnor

[stone-stars]

aka emily and murph having almost the same reaction to each other's (incredibly similar) choice

Transcript:

Moonshine (Emily): Just real quick, can you just give me-- flash me a smile Pendergreens? [Caldwell laughs] Pendergreens (Murph): Um. Uh, yeah y'know, I sort of-- when I smile, I do sort of an "o" face cause like when are you more happy than when you're…. uh. Slangin' some rope? (laughs) [Emily and Caldwell laugh.] Jake: (laughing) Oh my. Beverly (Caldwell): 'scuse me? Emily: (laughing) Moonshine vomits. Pendergreens: When you're-- [Breaks off as Murph cackles] [Caldwell and Emily laugh.] Pendergreens, through laughter: Uh-- moving on! Moving on. Caldwell: Please. [Murph and Emily laughing too hard to speak. Jake laughs too.] Pendergreens, still through laughter: Mo-- moving-- moving on. Gex (Caldwell): You know I've just been… so hung up on trying to get back with Agent Xtra, I haven't really thought about it, but… I mean, I'm a well-to-do lizard. I'm-- I'm young, hung, and fulla tongue. And I feel like-- [Emily cackles.] Nyack (Jake): Oh my god. Murph: Jens hangs up. Jens hangs up. [Caldwell cackles.] Emily: Onyx-- Onyx squirts her skirt. [Murph and Caldwell cackle. Emily and Caldwell keep laughing in the background as the others continue.] Nyack: I'm sorry, the-- like, the-- that was-- Murph: Jens vomits into the TV. Just… Nyack: That was uncouth. That was foul. I-- I'm gonna be sick. Murph, laughing: Squirts? Into her skirt? Nyack: Why did he say that? Murph, laughing: What the fuck? [Pause, as everyone laughs] What the? Caldwell: I'm-- I'm drooling. Nyack: Like two seconds ago he wasn't over his ex?

[jennegatron]

bonus question: when are you happier than when you're slanging rope?

[operationslipperypuppet]

just a topical audio edit for your fine whatever part of the day it is when you've happened upon this.

Transcript:

Audio from FHJY Episode 16: Untapped Rage and NADDPod's Baggin' it with Balnor: Loud Libraries, Questionable Drug PSAs, and Staying Fit w/ Pendergreens. The difference in audio is shown with a cut. Murph: Oh, that's cocked. It almost was a nat 20, but you gotta honor the [strained] cock. --- Pendergreens (Murph): Yeah, you know, uh, sort of, when I smile, I do sort of an "o" face, cause, like, when are you more happy than when you're, uh, [starts to laugh] slangin' some rope. [Emily laughs] Jake: Oh my -

[emiko-matsui]

brian murph when are you more happy then when you're slanging some rope murphy vs brian murph it's just all pulp no juice there murphy FIGHT

[whatkindofnameisella]

r u kidding me. ep 40 something moonshine gets swallowed by the purple worm, to be saved because hardwon reaches down its throat and pulls her out. ep 94 hardwon gets swallowed by the astral worm, to be saved because moonshine, without considering anything else an option, begs her father to go with her as she jumps in after him. im gonna

[sideblogdotjpeg]

sketches i did while relistening to baggin it w balnor.... comsidering doing a full naddpod relisten....

[blackcrystalball]

Baggin it with Balnor, ft Tabby.

We're back birdies and I didn't realise that I was only 30 minutes in. It feels like so much has happened in so little time.

[kindleaf]

do any of the baggin it with balnors have kindleafs.......

[theood]

I want the baggin it with Balnor tote so bad. I wasn't working when it was sold.... Please....... Naddpod have it for sale again cries

[meteortrails]

something I have imagined for the c1 modern fantasy road-trip au that lives in my head is just. this one singular scene where somehow taxes come up and it comes out that somehow Bev, the 16 year old, has been doing everyone’s taxes for them for the entire 2 years they’ve been traveling even tho it’s gotten Extremely complicated at this point and they’re not totally sure balnor legally exists. he’s the only one who can read who else was gonna do it! additionally he’s been dipping his toes into tax fraud recently to sponsor their collection of revivify bling - if they write off the costs of hardwon’s reincarnation as business expenses that’s a diamond toe ring and a belly chain right there!! maybe he’s using baggin it with balnor as a money laundering operation without telling anyone lol.

[necronomipod]

"Next up on Baggin' It With Balnor, we have special guest Mary Ann Skuttle!"

Oisin: I can't ask Adaine out, we spent a whole year trying to kill her and her friends, she hates me now.

Mary Ann, who bagged Gorgug immediately after the battle: Skill issue.

[resident-dumb-fuck]

i think they should do another baggin' it with balnor. hardwon is conference calling in from shadowfell and lydia stormborn keeps coming in at really awkward moments. moonshine and bev talk about what they are doing in gladeholm (the stupidest shit imaginable)

[operationslipperypuppet]

1: Baggin’ it with Balnor: Loud Libraries, Questionable Drug PSAs, and Staying Fit w/ Pendergreens (NADDPOD Aug 5, 2020)

2: Clash of the Corn Cuties (Fantasy High, Ep. 2)

3: “…AS ANY OF YOU” Blast from the Passed (Fantasy High: Sophomore Year, Ep. 15)

4: (finishes with “Only thing that could take us out was a trip to the zoo.”) Rolling up the Hill (A Starstruck Odyssey, Ep. 2)

5: (he misspoke, had to walk back everything, and didn’t remember what it was from. this was after 10 unrelated off topic minutes on the Flintstones.) D&D Court: Bonus Cases - King Robert Can Klump (w/ Ally Beardsley) (NADDPOD Short Rest Jun 24, 2022) [this is a Patreon-exclusive but it’s so unhinged i needed to include it]

6: (including writing a letter to his former wife and expecting her to read it while he watches, then ending the conversation with this song) Leap of Faith (Neverafter, Ep. 15)

7: Everyone else gave a number that was less than 5. Murph thought they were all crazy for saying numbers so low. He said sixteen. Hearthside Chat Q&A: What’s Your Clown Tolerance? (NADDPOD Short Rest, Oct 1, 2021) [this is also a Patreon-exclusive and it’s soooo goddamn ridiculous]

8: Cult of the Trident, thinking a child was named Nana, there’s literally too much to name Trinyvale x Bahumia Mini Arc: Eps. 1-3 (NADDPOD Feb 10, 17, & 24, 2023)

9: Donkey Kong One-Shot: A Bananksgiving Special (NADDPOD, Nov 27, 2019)

10: I’m literally so sorry there are so many moments, the man is insane. if you choose this, tell us what moment, and include the episode title/source/date so we can all enjoy the unhinged moment.

[emiko-matsui]

happy pride month to the non binary person who had a stomach thing when hardwon asked them out at ruby tuesdays and had to quickly leave and go out with another guy

[phoenixexho]

Absolutely 0% of Jake’s characters fuck

[rooolt]

Stop letting the crew of the Wurst into bars! It never goes well