#baggin' it with balnor

[stone-stars]

aka emily and murph having almost the same reaction to each other's (incredibly similar) choice

Transcript:

Moonshine (Emily): Just real quick, can you just give me-- flash me a smile Pendergreens? [Caldwell laughs] Pendergreens (Murph): Um. Uh, yeah y'know, I sort of-- when I smile, I do sort of an "o" face cause like when are you more happy than when you're…. uh. Slangin' some rope? (laughs) [Emily and Caldwell laugh.] Jake: (laughing) Oh my. Beverly (Caldwell): 'scuse me? Emily: (laughing) Moonshine vomits. Pendergreens: When you're-- [Breaks off as Murph cackles] [Caldwell and Emily laugh.] Pendergreens, through laughter: Uh-- moving on! Moving on. Caldwell: Please. [Murph and Emily laughing too hard to speak. Jake laughs too.] Pendergreens, still through laughter: Mo-- moving-- moving on. Gex (Caldwell): You know I've just been… so hung up on trying to get back with Agent Xtra, I haven't really thought about it, but… I mean, I'm a well-to-do lizard. I'm-- I'm young, hung, and fulla tongue. And I feel like-- [Emily cackles.] Nyack (Jake): Oh my god. Murph: Jens hangs up. Jens hangs up. [Caldwell cackles.] Emily: Onyx-- Onyx squirts her skirt. [Murph and Caldwell cackle. Emily and Caldwell keep laughing in the background as the others continue.] Nyack: I'm sorry, the-- like, the-- that was-- Murph: Jens vomits into the TV. Just… Nyack: That was uncouth. That was foul. I-- I'm gonna be sick. Murph, laughing: Squirts? Into her skirt? Nyack: Why did he say that? Murph, laughing: What the fuck? [Pause, as everyone laughs] What the? Caldwell: I'm-- I'm drooling. Nyack: Like two seconds ago he wasn't over his ex?

[resident-dumb-fuck]

i think they should do another baggin' it with balnor. hardwon is conference calling in from shadowfell and lydia stormborn keeps coming in at really awkward moments. moonshine and bev talk about what they are doing in gladeholm (the stupidest shit imaginable)

[jennegatron]

bonus question: when are you happier than when you're slanging rope?

[operationslipperypuppet]

just a topical audio edit for your fine whatever part of the day it is when you've happened upon this.

Transcript:

Audio from FHJY Episode 16: Untapped Rage and NADDPod's Baggin' it with Balnor: Loud Libraries, Questionable Drug PSAs, and Staying Fit w/ Pendergreens. The difference in audio is shown with a cut. Murph: Oh, that's cocked. It almost was a nat 20, but you gotta honor the [strained] cock. --- Pendergreens (Murph): Yeah, you know, uh, sort of, when I smile, I do sort of an "o" face, cause, like, when are you more happy than when you're, uh, [starts to laugh] slangin' some rope. [Emily laughs] Jake: Oh my -

[emiko-matsui]

brian murph when are you more happy then when you're slanging some rope murphy vs brian murph it's just all pulp no juice there murphy FIGHT

[whatkindofnameisella]

r u kidding me. ep 40 something moonshine gets swallowed by the purple worm, to be saved because hardwon reaches down its throat and pulls her out. ep 94 hardwon gets swallowed by the astral worm, to be saved because moonshine, without considering anything else an option, begs her father to go with her as she jumps in after him. im gonna

[phoenixexho]

Absolutely 0% of Jake’s characters fuck

[ihavemints]

I love how at first murph said that not being able to read was a moonshine thing and it slowly became a crick thing

[sideblogdotjpeg]

sketches i did while relistening to baggin it w balnor.... comsidering doing a full naddpod relisten....

[kindleaf]

do any of the baggin it with balnors have kindleafs.......

[theood]

I want the baggin it with Balnor tote so bad. I wasn't working when it was sold.... Please....... Naddpod have it for sale again cries

[stone-stars]

songs in c3e61: the wild ones (timestamps from the ad-free version. “a wizard’s tournament” is the recap song.)

Greener Shades - 7:07

Escape from Smuggler's Bounty - 11:16

A Tale's End - 14:19

baggin' it with balnor theme (royalty free) - 21:49 and 24:18

I Just Want to Know You're Taken Care Of - 29:51

The Multiverse - 31:51 and 35:03

Home is Where the Hearth Is (inst.) - 36:53

The Fairy - 43:57

Corrupted - 46:50

Mothership - 49:38

Left is Left and Right is Center - 53:35 and 55:38

Lucanus Aer'Tea - 57:59

The Multiverse - 1:00:00 and 1:02:36

The University - 1:04:47

Gladeholm - 1:05:54 and 1:06:40

A Tale's End - 1:09:19 and 1:10:40

A Haven Away From Home - 1:14:29

The Feywild - 1:15:26

Broken Heart Banshee - 1:19:17

Akarot's Letter - 1:25:46

Tower in the Distance - 1:28:29

Akarot's Letter - 1:30:34

Tower in the Distance - 1:32:23

Bash at the Gash - 1:35:09

Tower in the Distance - 1:40:45

context for each song + notes under the cut!

Greener Shades - 7:07 - Mira + Yerg talk to Calder after the battle

Escape from Smuggler's Bounty - 11:16 - Gowan addresses the Ice Knife

A Tale's End - 14:19 - Gregor becomes Ranger General

baggin' it with balnor theme (royalty free) - 21:49 and 24:18 - Flip Keg

I Just Want to Know You're Taken Care Of - 29:51 - Fuldar says Swag is dead

The Multiverse - 31:51 - Sol senses Swag's afterlife and sees him in the stars

The Multiverse - 35:03 - Sol connects with Swag

Home is Where the Hearth Is (inst.) - 36:53 - Calder parties with his brothers / Callie looks for someone to fuck

The Fairy - 43:57 - Ma Goblin comes to talk with them

Corrupted - 46:50 - Alexandrite's massacre in Merrengate / The Directive

Mothership - 49:38 - Garrosh discusses the Alexandrite network's directive

Left is Left and Right is Center - 53:35 and 55:38 - Discussing the Feywild layout, where the crowns are, and Callie's reputation there

Lucanus Aer'Tea - 57:59 - Callie describes the moving city of Rasell

The Multiverse - 1:00:00 - Duck Team casts Divination

The Multiverse - 1:02:36 - Duck Team asks swag how to get to Rasell

The University - 1:04:47 - Albin says he + Mob Goblin will set up base in the Ice Knife

Gladeholm - 1:05:54 and 1:06:40 - Being nice to and then saying goodbye to Albin

A Tale's End - 1:09:19 and 1:10:40 - Saying goodbye to Calder's family

A Haven Away From Home - 1:14:29 - Flying up to the rift and going to the Feywild

The Feywild - 1:15:26 - Feywild description / Loredump

Broken Heart Banshee - 1:19:17 - Sol accidentally looks at a basalisk

Akarot's Letter - 1:25:46 - Callie talks to a grackle

Tower in the Distance - 1:28:29 - Grackle leads them towards Lady Elsbeth

Akarot's Letter - Lady Elsbeth appears

Tower in the Distance - 1:32:23 - Entering Lady Elsbeth's hut

Bash at the Gash - 1:35:09 - Callie gives Lady Elsbeth some of her life

Tower in the Distance - 1:40:45 - Leaving Lady Elsbeth's

Notes: "The Fairy" is credited as "Cable Car Ride" / "Bash at the Gash" is credited as "Akarot" / "I Just Want to Know You're Taken Care Of" is credited as "I Need to Know You're Taken Care Of" "The Feywild" is called "Fantastic & Fuddling" in c1 but the name for that particular song has changed so much i'm using "The Feywild" here.

[dizzybevvie]

Ill be fine and then all of a sudden Im being welcomed to Baggin' it with Balnor, Im your host Balnor I dont have a canonical last name, Im here with the Morning zoo 2 Crew,

[meteortrails]

something I have imagined for the c1 modern fantasy road-trip au that lives in my head is just. this one singular scene where somehow taxes come up and it comes out that somehow Bev, the 16 year old, has been doing everyone’s taxes for them for the entire 2 years they’ve been traveling even tho it’s gotten Extremely complicated at this point and they’re not totally sure balnor legally exists. he’s the only one who can read who else was gonna do it! additionally he’s been dipping his toes into tax fraud recently to sponsor their collection of revivify bling - if they write off the costs of hardwon’s reincarnation as business expenses that’s a diamond toe ring and a belly chain right there!! maybe he’s using baggin it with balnor as a money laundering operation without telling anyone lol.

[operationslipperypuppet]

1: Baggin’ it with Balnor: Loud Libraries, Questionable Drug PSAs, and Staying Fit w/ Pendergreens (NADDPOD Aug 5, 2020)

2: Clash of the Corn Cuties (Fantasy High, Ep. 2)

3: “…AS ANY OF YOU” Blast from the Passed (Fantasy High: Sophomore Year, Ep. 15)

4: (finishes with “Only thing that could take us out was a trip to the zoo.”) Rolling up the Hill (A Starstruck Odyssey, Ep. 2)

5: (he misspoke, had to walk back everything, and didn’t remember what it was from. this was after 10 unrelated off topic minutes on the Flintstones.) D&D Court: Bonus Cases - King Robert Can Klump (w/ Ally Beardsley) (NADDPOD Short Rest Jun 24, 2022) [this is a Patreon-exclusive but it’s so unhinged i needed to include it]

6: (including writing a letter to his former wife and expecting her to read it while he watches, then ending the conversation with this song) Leap of Faith (Neverafter, Ep. 15)

7: Everyone else gave a number that was less than 5. Murph thought they were all crazy for saying numbers so low. He said sixteen. Hearthside Chat Q&A: What’s Your Clown Tolerance? (NADDPOD Short Rest, Oct 1, 2021) [this is also a Patreon-exclusive and it’s soooo goddamn ridiculous]

8: Cult of the Trident, thinking a child was named Nana, there’s literally too much to name Trinyvale x Bahumia Mini Arc: Eps. 1-3 (NADDPOD Feb 10, 17, & 24, 2023)

9: Donkey Kong One-Shot: A Bananksgiving Special (NADDPOD, Nov 27, 2019)

10: I’m literally so sorry there are so many moments, the man is insane. if you choose this, tell us what moment, and include the episode title/source/date so we can all enjoy the unhinged moment.

[emiko-matsui]

hardwons favourite sex positions

the freaky ones

the normal ones

they're all....

they're all good to me