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In a better kinder world. Gideon nav would have been at the club.
#😔#the locked tomb#eskildit posts tlt#she would have loved it#admittedly I do have a fic concept about her at the club but I uh refer to it as#Gideons no good very bad night at the dyke bar#sorry king I’m making you suffer like this#gideon nav#ok to rb
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mabel pines #1 hater
#gravity falls#bill cipher#mabel pines#gf nevermind all that#mabel pines is the nicest girl you've met in that if a guy is bothering you in the bar she will beat his ass so bad he can't see#mabel pines will talk you through your panic attack#mabel pines will fight tooth and god damn nail to keep you from calling your shitty ex back#mabel pines will actually go . a bit too far trying to keep you from calling your ex back#perhaps she is a bit TOO invested in the lives and happiness of others#oh fuck oh no wait mabel pines you've gone to far#you're not prioritizing your own relationships and well being mabel pines oh fcuk oh no#wait maybe it's a bad thing that a 12 year old girl has to give her 60 yr old grunkle love advice#maybe a kid shouldn't be the one giving her adult uncle therapy oh noooooo#what the fuckkkkkk#stump art
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homeless and so fucking scared lol
#I really don't know what to do#avoiding sleeping at night bc it feels safer to during day#trying not to drink anything so I don't have to pee bc there are never public bathrooms :( but dehydration is so bad for me#idk im gonna cry. brushing my teeth in a bar bathroom#I need more blankets but can't fit anymore in my car#idk what to do. thank god I have my car but it's still so fucking terrible and unsafe and i feel powerless
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this would go crazy on the holonet
#the bad batch#tbb#clone wars series#sw rebels#tbb spoilers#star wars the clone wars#star wars rebels#tbb tech#tbb hunter#captain rex#79s clone bar#clone cadets#clone culture#clone trooper#clone thirsting#clone trooper crosshair#clone trooper dogma#clone trooper hardcase#clone trooper tup#clone troopers#cloneshipping#codywan#crosshair and omega#crosshunt#ct 9904#tbb crosshair#the clone wars#star wars#clone wars fanfiction#star wars bad batch
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it’s the way I just realized she’s staring at Agatha when she “accidentally” touches her hand
#gnawing at the bars of my enclosure#I love them so bad ur honor#agatha all along#rio x agatha#agatha harkness#agathario#agatha x rio#wlw#aubrey plaza#kathryn hahn#mcu
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“Follow the leaders”
#xmen#scott summers art#cyclops#ororo munroe#storm#xmen fanart#i need them so bad#just one chance#gnawing at the bars of my enclosure#scororo
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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride
#need him so bad#im going insane#gnawing at the bars of my enclosure#josh hutcherson#josh futturman#future man#mike schmidt#mike schmidt headcanons#mike schmidt x fem!reader#mike schmidt x reader#mike schmidt fluff#mike schmidt x you#mike schmidt angst#mike afton#mike fnaf#mike schmidt fnaf#mike schmidt x y/n#mike schmidt smut#mike schmidt fanfic#rosie rants ―୨୧
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its really fucked up how you have to design a character before you can draw them.
#me tag🍭#rattling at the bars of my enclosure because i wanna draw sooooo bad but noooo i have to do the boring ref drawings before the fun ones#but on the bright side once the refs are done. i will never have to draw them again. ...unless the designs change.UUUUUUGH#something something stupid fucking boulder
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photo of a REAL BILLBOARD that my best friend sent me on their daily commute, in case anyone needs money-laundering advice you know who to call
#better call saul#but make it massachusetts#still beyond words bc they described it to me last week at the bar and I was like 🤨 mhmm#so today they sent me proof that its real#breaking bad#this is EXACTLY what saul did to HHM in BCS THO!! but its REAL LIFE!!!!!!!#WHAT!!!!!!!#the LORE my brothers#ok to rb
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HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN CHLOE WANTED MAX TO BE THE LAST THING SHE EVER SAW BEFORE DYING. BTW GUYS. REMEMBER WHEN CHLOE SAID “i’m never leaving you” AND “that’s okay we will, forever” AND “Max, i’ll always be with you”. GUYS GUYS GUYS HOLD ON REMEMBER WHEN CHLOE SPENT YEARS TALKING TO MAX IN HER DIARY BECAUSE SHE COULDN’T LET HER GO GUYS. AND WHEN SHE TOOK MAX BACK IN A HEARTBEAT BECAUSE SHE MISSED HER TOO MUCH. OH AND BTW REMEMBER HOW THEY WERE CHILDHOOD BEST FRIENDS AND GREW UP TOGETHER AND FELL IN LOVE AND ARE NOT LINKED ONLY BY A ‘trauma bond’. DO WE REMEMBER THAT. COLLECTIVELY.
#life is strange#lis#max caulfield#chloe price#pricefield#feeling like being mad today sorry#it’s just. you just don’t get them.#“max and chloe share a trauma bond” actually they didn’t bond over their trauma. btw#like they’re each other’s first ever friend#first ever best friend#first ever LOVE. (arguably)#like YES. it would make sense if they had only gotten close because they went thru the same trauma together#BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT HAPPENED.#and i need ppl to stop acting like it is#like how can you look at their relationship and not understand how DEEP it goes and just reduces it to#“they’re traumatized so it makes sense that they’d grow apart also chloe was a bad friend”#like just stop. you do not get it. gnawing at the bars of my enclosure.#ANYWAY I’M RAMBLING#life is strange double exposure spoilers
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i just accidentally used 75 grams of salt when the recipe asked for 4 grams and i think gourmand rain world is heading for my location
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If Hugh Jackman ever holds auditions to be his controversially young gf, I’m not like the rest of y’all bitches, I am FIRST in line
#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#hugh jackman#logan howlett#deadpool vs wolverine#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett x you#wolverine#wolverine x reader#wolverine x you#x men#marvel#hugh jackman x y/n#just girly things#im just a girl#just one chance#hubba hubba#i need him biblically#i need him so bad#knawing at the bars of my enclosure
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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)
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i should do comics more often
#crust#<- is that genuinely their ship name#fucking breadduo LMAOOOO#cross sans#murder sans#dust sans#utmv#bs cross#bs dust#bs au#bar sanses#bad sanses#sanscest#sans au#this was originally drawn on whiteboard so it looks just a teensy lil bit funky teehee
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nothing makes you love your old bad dog like a younger, worse dog
#melis <3#luna wasnt very bad so the bar was low#melis isnt that bad either#shes just#a tiny shrew-faced spitz whose feelings are still too big for her body
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*cartoon gulp sound effect*
#I WANT HIM SO FUCKING BAD#I HAVE FULL BODY CHILLS#IM GONNA GIVE HIM BACKSHOTS BRO#GNAWING AT THE IRON BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE#the hobbit#thorin oakenshield#loml#my babygirl
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