#back on my bullshit yes

[phoenix-is-the-hottest-thing]

That's right!!! Another Phantomarine shitpost compilation!!! I wanna find more for the mantalosers next time... Cheth's harrowing life is just extremely memeable

...suggestive extra meme under the cut... it was too perfect not to include

we don't actually know who Chethany was to him but shh

[spicyraeman]

Lae'zel of Crèche K'liir my beloved

[cuntyarmand]

👼🏽

[dailycupofcreativitea]

(Based on this scene from the Simpsons) :D

[pricegouge]

cw: being detained, power imbalance, sexual/physical assault MDNI

but what if you were a highborn lady of some sort being held ransom in a foreign land? your station ensures you are still treated well, some dignity left to you in that you're not actually kept in a cell for the crimes of your father. instead you're allowed to roam the grounds, always kept under the watchful eye of the household guard.

they scare you, cruel in ways you didn't know men could be cruel, always pawing at you, testing the limits of what their lord will allow. your virginity still has value, but that doesn't mean they can't strip you when they beat you, let the whole court see your shame if they feel like it.

you hate them, each worse than the last. sirs garrick and mactavish with their deceptively handsome and trusting faces. sir price with his open contempt for the lord's wishes, constantly skirting direct orders just to get you alone, have you crying when he takes you over his knee while he growls about the sin of your blood.

and then there's the ghost. all you ever dare to call him, improper as it is. he scares you the most. big and mean and hateful, with dark eyes set deep behind the hollow sockets of the broken, disfigured skull sewn into his hood. some said it had belonged to his own father, that he'd killed the man himself and wore the evidence of his patricide with pride.

he never bothers to hide his open contempt for the world - for you - either. he leers and snarls by turns, a stray dog unused to court decorum. still, he's shown you some twisted version of relative mercy. there are times you feel almost safe with him, his general hatred and disgust with himself keeping you at least safe from the more unseemly behavior the others subject you to.

though you're not completely naive to the ways of men. not anymore, at least. you know the weight of his gaze like a physical touch, the way it curls heavy and warm around the nape of your neck when you've turned away from him. you think about it when the lord informs you you're to be rather abruptly wed one day, insinuates that one of his loyal guard has earned themselves a reward. you spend your days leading up to the ceremony in an anxious crawl, dreading the sight of the man you know will have asked for you - the only one who seems to have enough decorum to care about the impropriety of it, though that's not what you would have assumed kept him in check if you weren't actively being fitted for a dress, one which had to cost far more than any of the others would have bothered to spend on the likes of you.

but then the day comes and it's not your silent admirer who stands before you, sir john looming instead, feral as a circus bear who'd slipped its chains, and you can't help but regret all the misplaced fear and anxiety you'd been holding for the ghost might frighten you but he'd never hurt you and this one -

this one had barely even started to hurt you

[mhaikkun]

you are my starlight

[payasita]

oh please don't go! i'll eat you up, i love you so! 🎶

jam fresh out the blender

[astranauticus]

we're so back [x]

[wasyago]

we're at it again🕺

[fakakta-art]

DON'T WANNA BE STUCK IN THAT NEGATIVITY KEEP JERKIN' ON YOUR SQUIRTER YOU WILL NEVER GET WITH ME! Jerkin' by Amyl and the Sniffers

[halfbaked00q]

Im soooo weak to when Bond is like casually being used or exploited at his expense for some ostensible Greater Good except the situation doesn't HAVE to come to that, not really, and he's so inured and even numb to it that he barely pays it any mind; meanwhile, Q absolutely minds and is very indignant on his behalf and works overtime to like either try to avert or forestall the situation before it gets to the point where Bond has to dig his own claws into more of his soft underbelly to offer up on the sacrificial alter of politics of all tawdry things, or to manufacture a way in which he does the needless "needful" so as to spare Bond at least one unnecessary additional wound upon his psyche.

bonus if Bond finds out and maybe after being angry or indignant about it - I don't need you to do my job for me, Q, this is what I'm here to do - and either Q tells him/lets slip or he deduces that like, this isn't Q thinking he can't get the job done, this is Q finding him precious and worthy of protecting, and like. he's just very in awe of that and does in fact feel very safe and cherished within the cradle of his Quartermaster's regard

[daddiesdrarryy]

Who was gonna tell me Scott clutched at Logan’s shirt and cried into his shoulders when Jean died in X2?

[iliketodissectsims]

yuki. candy. l faba. penny.

[bj-cuntycunt]

[eloiseyybish]

Okay, but just picture...Buck sat at the bar just enjoying some drinks, then we as an audience just hear,

"Is this seat taken?"

Cue Buck's reaction of '🥹' as he recognises that voice, before he turns around in his chair and sees Tommy...

Then, maybe they flirt as though they don't know each other, like a whole

Tommy: "You probably get this alot, but you look very familiar."

Buck: "I do? I hope whoever I look like is handsome."

Tommy: "Oh...he is...very...very handsome" whilst eyeing him up and down.

Then, Buck ruins the moment slightly, by saying something like,

"Wait, this isn't a 'you've actually forgotten who I am thing', right?"

"No...Evan, I know exactly who you are..." with a little smirk. Cut to them making out frantically while trying to fit through Eddie's door.

I kinda feel like these two would absolutely fuck before they actually talk about the important things that they need to address.

[saltlickmp3]

dyke peter capaldi moodboard (inspired by the classic, wanted to do one with my own selection of pictures)