#BACK ON MY BULLSHIT BAYBEY

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dyke peter capaldi moodboard (inspired by the classic, wanted to do one with my own selection of pictures)

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loooove chugging water until it makes me sick i am so normallllll

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Jake Seresin started out biting his nails. When he was young, he had a lot of energy that he couldn’t expel, so he started fidgeting and eventually biting his nails.

His mama told him it was unseemly to do so, especially in public or during church. His nails would later thank his mama, she said.

So he started chewing gum.

Jake Seresins favourite gum flavour used to be cinnamon.

This time his daddy had something to say about his habit. Saying that real men wouldn’t put gum in their mouth. Or else they’d be a sissy. The people at church would think he’d be part of them queer filth hangin’ around.

(When he thinks about it later he realises that his dad never had a problem with the gum but with his son) ((when he thinks about it even later he realises that his dad was a piece of shit bigot and Jake had no way to change his mind. It wasn’t Jake’s failure))

Let’s just say that he doesn’t like the taste of cinnamon anymore.

Then during high school, Jake Seresin found the beauty of toothpicks. Chewing on them when he got nervous and learning new tricks to keep him busy.

An unintended side effect it gave him, is that people immediately see him as an asshole. As an uninterested jerk. And Jake uses that fully to his advantage.

He learns that it’s better to roll with his perceived persona than to share his real self and getting burned.

Another side effect that he fully uses to his advantage, is that it draws attention to his mouth. When he’s sweet-talking a pretty thing at the bar, he makes sure their eyes never wander from his mouth. He’d say it’s his best feature. It hasn’t failed him yet.

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Jake loves giving head. He lives for the salty taste in his mouth, the weight of a cock on his tongue. He could spend hours sucking his lovers off, no matter if they were hard or spent already.

Jake loves it when his lovers hold his head still and use him. Gripping his hair tight so he can't move and do nothing but feel the ridges of his lover's cock on the inside of his mouth, the head forcing itself past his throat.

Jake also loves it when he can pin his lovers to the couch or bed. Pushing them into bliss again and again, obsessed as he is with keeping his lovers cock in his mouth. Jake could go for hours.

Jake tried cockwarming one time. He immediately loved it. He loved sitting still and doing nothing but focus on the weight and taste. Focusing on the musky scent that was strongest down there. Nose deep in wiry hairs and jaw spread open wide.

There was no end goal. Just him, kneeling on the ground and floating away.

jake seresin has an oral fixation send tweet

[crimeronan]

Imagine Luz waking up in the in between realm and seeing the fight with the cubes. Seeing Hunter’s desperate fury and Belos’s struggle to finish him off 👀. The fight could probably be big enough to alert some people. Perhaps… even Lilith and Amity? Who just arrive and see Luz lying there…? Belos being like “he killed the princess, get him”, while Amity and Lilith know that’s not possible and are just shellshocked. All the while Luz is in the in between watching everything go down and desperately wanting to go kick Belos’s ass and tell everyone she’s actually ok and the titan is cool.

When she eventually comes back as Titan Luz, Belos’s christian puritan ass being so freaking shocked he’s like wait a minute you were dead. What did you see? How are you back? And then she delivers the final blow, “i can talk to the titan bish and he hates you” and bam destroys him.

What would even go on in Hunter’s mind? Belos’? Amity’s? Luz as she wakes up and realizes she’s dead? OooOooOoo goodness I LOVE THIS

HELL YEAH, LET'S GET LILITH AND AMITY IN HERE. always need as many people to witness the temporary character death as possible. Maximum Drama Baybey

belos going from trying to kill hunter to an immediate "he's MURDERED my POOR SWEET DAUGHTER" as soon as there are witnesses.... jesus christ. yeah that's on brand.

i think lilith would freeze and not know how to react, at first. but amity.....

this is back early enough in the timeline that amity and hunter aren't yet friends -- if anything, they're the Opposite of friendly. so hunter shouts at amity that he's Lying, he's making it up, he killed luz, don't LISTEN to him-

but he doesn't expect it to Work. because amity is a coven soldier before she's anything else. and amity only knows hunter as someone who can be violent, and nasty, and cruel.

except, like. amity has Seen hunter interact with luz. she knows he loves her, even if she doesn't exactly Get It. and more importantly, hunter is clearly out of his fucking mind with grief. and pain. while belos is clearly trying to save face.

so amity is like. yeah. alright. the emperor is full of bullshit.

time to wreck my entire life for a guy i hate!!

and she jumps into the fight. to protect hunter. i'm particularly fond of the idea of her dragging him across the room with teleportation magic & hunter being like "no, blight, you've gotta believe me, LISTEN to me" while she's like SHHH. SHUT UP SHUT UP DUMBASS. LET ME GET YOU OUT OF THIS

except belos makes it clear that he intends to execute hunter on the spot. and amity is like. well. unfortunately i will Not be holding him still for you. so. i guess we have to fight :/

and you Know that the moment belos lashes out at amity, lilith is going to go apeshit. the luz situation might make her freeze in horror/uncertainty, but when amity is threatened, lilith can move So Fucking Fast.

SOOOOOO fucking fast.

Delicious. touches the soil.

[mcl-lewik]

Rosalya in University Life:

Rosalya in Alternate Life:

[bosspigeon]

i find it really funny how i made such an effort to make sure my detective has story reasons for dressing the way he does based on the chief not approving of his tattoos when canonically it Doesn't Even Matter because you're the detective. the only one. nobody can do your job. what's Sung gonna do? fire you? then he'll actually have to work instead of having frenemy golf time with the mayor.

[starridge]

“we’ve been fast friends for as long as i can remember”

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hhhhh more practice featuring my dungeons and dragons character iolanthe

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mag162 thots under a cut for spoilies ✌

gerry & gertrude are so fond it makes me wanna cry!!

gerry “i don’t want your job” gertrude “this is exactly the sort of thing that will get you killed” damn damn damn

“need anything else burning?” 🔥🔥🔥🔥

timsasha RISE. Holy FUCK i am so held.

tim “it’s some sexist bullshit” “jimmy magma. jonie magnum? jack magnet?”

I SPENT THE LAST FEW YEARS BUILDING UP AN IMMUNITY TO IOCANE POWDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“the ill-advised hookup, the awkward aftermath, & the gradually rebuilt friendship” OKAY I LOVE THEM. YOU CAN STOP I GET IT I’M IN LOVE.

“we’ve got like 5 more seasons before we get the heartwarming epilogue that makes it canon” fuck off jonny literally fuck you

MARTIN TOLD TIM HIS SECRET! CONFIDED IN HIM! TIM SWORE TO KEEP SCHTUM! FRIENDSHIP!!!

“well…i’ll miss you” Fuck.

“oh tim’s so hard to talk to, seriously, he won’t stop making jokes and references, not like sasha”

sasha “reliable down-to-earth nerd” james love of my LIFE

“no such thing as a real you, it’s all just masks” ouch

“me and martin will avenge you we’ll burn this place to the ground” ouch & 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

“i find it highly unlikely this sasha ever even existed at all” Ouch “i’m unforgettable” OUCH!!!!!!

okay jon okay okay okay

this whole monologue is so sexy it’s such good writing. i’m thrilled & delighted. genuinely thanks jonny for my life

go on jon say “The One You Love” one more fucking time i fucking DARE you. FUCK

“the warmth of joy this love may claim to gift” my accidental iambic pentameter radar is sated

HUNT DOWN ELIAS! KILL THE BITCH!

BACK TO THE ARCHIVES!

MARTIN IS READY! HE’S PREPARED! HE FUCKING FOUND TEA! THAT’S MY BABY & I’M REALLY PROUD!!!

“we can’t fight the world” “says you” YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS BAYBEY YOU GET EM YOU GO OUT THERE YOU SLICE ELIAS BOUCHARD’S BITCH ASS HEAD OFF I LOVE YOU

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☮♦ for kokichi & ♒ for rurikawa. take your time i know i asked a lot

you really think i can’t ramble abt kokichi at the drop of a hat u should know me better by now

cracks knuckles. i know my audience, so i’ll talk about his friendship with amami, for the friendship headcanon!  i'm thinking of postgame, but i won't discuss spoilers, not to worry.

the way is envision it, at first, their dynamic is what we can infer from the official relationship chart: amami, being (on the surface, but still) a super chill guy, goes along with his antics up to a certain point while internally being like “damn, this dude’s annoying” and kokichi can TOTALLY tell and will take advantage. he’s going to test amami’s patience, let me tell you. so you have amami’s smile growing increasingly strained, and his defense of kokichi getting sloppier and sloppier, until he just doesn’t bother anymore. and afterwards he comes up with a flimsy excuse that he knows kokichi won’t believe, and kokichi also knows that he knows, so they both just smile at each other like “:)…………….” it’s really frigging funny

after that though, kokichi’s got a good sense of where amami’s bullshit tolerance level is, so he's playing around with that. if he keeps it on the down-low, amami’s so tired that he’s bound to lower his guard at some point and his Big Brother Instinct will instinctively trigger so he will, say, agree to giving kokichi a piggy-back ride without thinking and then be like “wait……….” but it’s too late he can’t get out of it. basically kokichi is like the perpetual annoyance that will drag him around and well i’ll let you infer from canon how he feels about the fact that they have a sibling-like relationship (except, more messed up, moreso the shadow of one, to begin with, because it’s not like either of them want to go further than play-pretend…) EXCEPT that there’s a second side to their relationship which is, i think, kokichi’s enabling amami’s bastardly tendencies, except that like. nobody believes that! because amami’s such a laid back, good guy, right! so the blame falls on kokichi which kokichi’s fine with bcse he’s used to that, and then amami’s gonna help him weasel out of the sticky situations he gets himself in using the trust people will put in him, so it’s like… bad cop good cop except it’s trustworthy lad vs untrustworthy gremlin, and they’re not truly either but who cares since it serves them. mutually beneficial bastardism, baybey! so yes in a nutshell i think kokichi makes two very contradictory sides of amami’s personality come out and clash which are his devotion to his siblings and his selfishness / indifference; and i’m not too sure where that’ll go but i’ll probably explore it in fic when the time comes.

for the quirk/hobbies headcanon, i think canon gives us plenty of info when it comes to his hobbies (hide and seek, games in general, designing funky weapons and the like, Being Gay Doing Crime, and i feel like he’d enjoy stimulating conversations overall even in a quiet context, for example around a cup of tea since he seems to value that downtime. he’s also said to like animals since they don’t lie, which i think is adorable, albeit a little sad when you think of the implications. there’s probably more but i need to replay salmon mode). when it comes to quirks, i think it’s canon that he’ll twirl locks of hair around his index finger when he’s thinking, which is why his hair is like that? (that’s also really cute i can’t stand him.) and that he loves carbonated drinks, so i think he’s probably not great with sleeping properly, one way or the other. i’d add that he wears nail polish (i think that’s also a popular hc), that he has adhd which is why his thinking space is an organised mess and that he’s so bouncy and keen on being entertained, andddd… i can think of other things but in the broader sense that’s all i have? i’d need to get a lot more detailed and precise to get into his habits and i could basically ramble on and on about it, so i’ll stop there.

also you asked me about a cooking/food hc for rurikawa (rurikawa yuki from a3) and like… well in main story canon he’s 14-15 and adults usually have lunches covered at mankai, so i don’t think he cooks by himself at all, but i think he can feed himself if he has to? yuki comes from a pretty traditional family so they would have taught him the basics at least. but i think he’s not especially interested in it, so he most likely wouldn’t cook purposefully or anything. he wouldn’t be reluctant either, though, and would probably help omi out when he needs and pick up a few things along the way. otherwise, he probably learns more about cooking as he gets older, especially once moving out of dorms. 

his favorite food is omurice and i think… that’s relatively easy to cook? apparently yuki only likes mild stuff he has baby tastebuds dfghjdgdh he can’t handle wasabi at all for example. and he just ends up giving that part of his plate to someone else. i think when he does it’s kind of a way to show affection though, bcse iirc he gives what he doesn’t want to izumi in a backstage story at some point (and tenma’s also shown taking something from yuki's plate in a blog picture. yuki was very casual about the whole thing. since giving things/gestures instead of words are his most prominent love languages i’m just :’) they’re very comfortable around each other and it shows thanks to little details like these.)

[memehellion]

oc asks!!

Profile: Niamh Lesath

full name.  Niamh Lesath pronunciation. Neev Les-ah-th nicknames.  “dumb bitch,” which is what I call her height.  5′2″ age. Early 20s zodiac. Scorpio sun, Aries moon, Leo rising, Aries venus  languages. Common, Sylvan, some Elvish 

PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS.

hair colour.  Naturally light brown, dyes it navy eye colour.  Seafoam skin tone.  Pale, but with a ton of dark freckles everywhere. She looks like a pebble :) body type. Thin, but her arms are just toned enough accent.  Super thick Scottish accent dominant hand.  Right, but ambidextrous when wielding her scimitar  posture.  She slouch scars. A couple on her back. The ones across her face from sword fighting are all pretty faded. Some on her legs. tattoos.  None...as of yet most noticeable features.  Her direct and cutting speech. Her words and wit slice through the air.

CHILDHOOD.

place of birth.  Somewhere in the woods, where the weather is warm, and all seasons besides winter is experienced. A lake is nearby. (If we’re being honest I haven’t developed the world she lives in besides aesthetics) hometown. A village which I have yet to name or give lore to lmao birth weight / height. Idk. Average baby weight and height. Let’s say she pooped in utero during labor and the doctors had to do an emergency operation to get her out to make it interesting.  manner of birth.  Read above, absolutely chaotic. first words.  “You lose!”  siblings. Only child  parents.  Two moms baybey!!! parental involvement. Both parents were as involved as Niamh would let them be (i.e., not a lot)

ADULT LIFE

occupation.  Pirate and sex worker !!! She gambles as well and definitely does not cheat current residence. Her big ass boat which she definitely did not steal  close friends. Her crew, although they don’t know whether or not to be friendly with her or to be terrified of her. Her closest friends are the random assortments of plants she’s collected from the islands she’s been to.  relationship status. shes in a fucking kismesis with a doofus from one of the islands because im a fucking homestuck if that wasn’t obvious financial status.  Extremely well-off, for now.  criminal record.  Not long enough. vices. She drinks more than she’d like to admit and while Niamh fucks, she doesn’t consider that a vice. It’s just something she likes to do and makes her feel good. I love Niamh. 

SEX & ROMANCE.

sexual orientation.  Queer/Pan, Not Straight preferred emotional role.  submissive | dominant | switch  |  unsure preferred sexual role.  submissive  |  dominant  |  switch  |  sex repulsed | likes to fight for dominance if with a larger, stronger partner libido. through the fucking roof  turn ons. Absolute idiots. Give her the most idiotic person you can find and she’ll just want to f*** the s*** out of them.  turn offs. People who think she’s below them. love language. It’s not true love unless she’s thrown a knife in your direction  relationship tendencies.  Has never had a real relationship before. Tends to push people away when she’s afraid they’re getting too close. “Relationships only end with a life long commitment or heartbreak. Both sound fuckin horrible”

MISCELLANEOUS.

character’s theme song. Problem by Natalia Kills (i know she’s lowkey problematic i’m sorry), Miss Jackson by P!ATD, or Copycat by Billie Eilish hobbies to pass the time.  Drinking, shooting the shit, sword training mental illnesses. Untreated/undiagnosed OCD and depression. Probably borderline alcoholic. (this is totally not a projection oc) physical illnesses.  None left or right brained. The psychologist in me wants to say left/right brain is actual bullshit, but she’s more analytical than creative  fears. Nothing baybey!! self confidence level.  She projects it as being high, but she kind of hates herself and wishes she could settle down with someone instead of letting her superiority complex ruin everything. vulnerabilities. A good looking moron

tagged by: Saw that my mutual @garlean-nonsense posted it on her acc so i stole it!! :P  tagging: @simonstuck493, @blackfyrez, @altoliva, @nearlyer, and any other friends who have ocs they want an excuse to write about!