#babysling

[fistfuloflightning]

I am very curious about the bingfan wips if you don't mind me asking about them :)

By all means—I love gushing about these two idiots with you (and now that the SVSSS muse has returned from its unauthorized vacay I think there might be more down the line 😉 ) So thanks @pr0cyon-lotor for getting this jump started again!

The Hungry Ghost cafe wip is a modern au where high schooler LBH gets a job at a sketchy rundown restaurant that he learns caters to hungry ghosts in an effort to keep them satiated and away from living humans. Unfortunately one of his coworkers is Ming Fan, who sometimes bullies him in school but now is horrified that LBH now has something over him. But they’re forced to work together and slowly start to rely on each other and see each other in a different light. The restaurant is owned by married JiuYuan (ofc 😝), (…there’s a betting pool among the employees that one of them is a ghost but no one’s sure who). It’s kind of a slice of life type fic which is prob why it’s so disjointed and nowhere near publishing lol, it’s mostly a fun thing to play around with.

As for the BingFan teen parents fic… Pretty much what it says on the tin! On a mission, Ming Fan and Luo Binghe get caught in a patch of Airplane’s ubiquitous fuck-or-die flowers and end up having weirdly cathartic hatesex. Unbeknownst to them, the flowers share a symbiotic relationship with a special vine that always grows with it, which they only find out about after they’ve recovered…

He was still groggy from the forced sleep that had dragged him down, and he wanted to scour himself clean from the evidence of their… mishap. He glanced to the side to see if Luo Binghe was of the same mind, but he realized his shidi was not lying next to him. Luo Binghe was a few feet away, crouched over a patch of flattened, stained flora. Ming Fan realized belatedly why it looked that way and turned his head so his hair could hide his burning face. But Luo Binghe wasn’t even looking at him. Instead, he was making a concerning stuttering sound. Alarm lanced through Ming Fan. “What’s wrong?” he blurted, scrambling to his feet and darting to Luo Binghe’s side. The plant his shidi was hunched over was more of a thick net of vines twisted into one larger stem. And there was something moving in the tangled nest at the heart. Ming again frowned, wondering if his talismans were still in his ruined robes. He opened his mouth to speak, but couldn’t. There was something… wrong. And then an infant’s cry shattered the pensive stillness. Ming Fan stared wide-eyed at the plant. “I recognize this vine,” Luo Binghe said slowly. “A couple who lived in the village I grew up in  were unable to have children.” Ming Fan was dreading where this was going. He flinched at another infantile cry and Luo Binghe began gingerly peeling the leaves away from the tangled nest of vines. “…They spent a night on the mountain and returned to the village the next morning with a baby of their own. Not one they had adopted or stolen, but their own flesh and blood. They said there was a plant that if two partners water it with their spend, it will grow a child.” Ming Fan pressed his eyes shut but that didn’t keep out the words. Fuck fuck fuck. Please let this plant be a man-eater that attracts prey with the sounds of a baby, he prayed. But the universe seemed to have it out for Ming Fan in particular, because Luo Binghe’s soft gasp was confirmation enough. Ming Fan’s eyes sprang open just in time for the last thin vine to be peeled away from the tiny, squirming body of a baby.

They bring it back to the sect and try to pass the baby off as an orphan to be raised by one of the other peaks but MQF recognizes a plant-baby when he sees one and gets excited about studying it (while also giving BingFan a crash course in parenting). SQQ is excited for a whole ‘nother reason: he’s shocked Ming Fan was the one to fall into that particular wife plot but is delighted to be a surrogate grandfather to the Protagonist’s first child, no matter how unorthodox.

They can’t live in the dorms with a baby so SQQ gives them an empty hallmaster’s house (marriages happen among disciples i.e. LBH/NYY in PIDW so it’s not that uncommon) Domesticity ensues.

Soon the entire sect knows Ming Fan and Luo Binghe had a child together despite them trying to keep it a secret and everyone the best congratulation gift is unsolicited advise from all Peaks.

It takes a sect to raise a child, and this one’s no different.

[shu-box-puns]

Tsu’tey getting pissed at a root that had the audacity to trip Spider up whilst he was chasing his Dad’s tail. 

Just young Spider toddling along after Tsu’tey whilst the hunter navigates the forest. He’s decked out in the loincloth Tsu’tey made for him with a little toy bow slung over his shoulder so he can be like his Dad. Since he’s learnt to walk, Spider’s been getting more and more confident in getting around. When he’s not tired, he’ll fuss until Tsu’tey relents and lets him out of the babysling so he can explore. He always makes sure its somewhere safe enough for Spider to explore, somewhere he can stretch his legs but Tsu’tey can keep an eye on him.

It’s mid morning, plenty of time to hunt for dinner later after Spider has tired himself out enough to sleep whilst Tsu’tey works. 

Now, the little one is making grabby hands at the tail waving above his head, and not looking where he’s going because he’s so enthralled. To his credit, Spider doesn’t cry when he falls, just lets out a startled yelp and landed face first. Tsu’tey’s ears flick back at the sudden noise, head snapping round to check on his son, only to find him lying on his stomach in the dirt looking sad and pathetic.

With big watery eyes, Spider’s gaze climbs Tsu’tey’s towering form, his lower lip wobbling. He’s clearly stunned, watching Tsu’tey for a reaction so he knows whether he’s supposed to cry or sit back up. 

The hunter has to swallow hard as he turns and crouches to assess the damage. He knows his ears are pinned back and his tail is thrashing dangerously, but he works hard to keep his expression neutral. For if he panics, it’ll send Spider into hysterics.

Spider is stock still as Tsu’tey examines him with careful touches, watching his Dad’s face like a hawk for signs of distress or sadness. Tsu’tey gives him nothing so Spider just keeps staring. Momentarily frozen as Tsu’tey realises he’s fine and let his ears spring back up.

“What a brave little warrior.” He coos, gently hooking his fingers under Spider’s armpits and lifting him back to his feet. Spider visibly brightens at the compliment. He makes grabby hands at Tsu’tey once again, who is more than happy to scoop him up into his arms. 

Spider goes willingly into the sling, allowing Tsu’tey to carefully dust off his knees before tucking him in securely. Before the hunter turns to go, he makes sure to give the offending root a sharp kick. 

[classificationhell]

how would alastor or ethier lucifers react to a fiesty reader who's a fighter. Whether martial arts, guns or swords, or making their own bombs, or even just arguing with their words or debating, like they get a thrill from it and always try new tactics to come out on top no matter the fight? I guess think like vi from arcane.

Had to look that up since I don't play league of legends (I'm more of a solo rpg type gamer type tbh lol)

Alastor is fine with it as long as that fiestiness isn't directed at him specifically. Do you want to beat up someone else? Just don't do so publicly and make a spectacle of yourself, is all he asks. However, you want a go at the radio demon? You are just asking for discipline aren't you?

As stated many times, Alastor is very old school in his discipline, feeling like sparing the rod is spoiling the child, or Little in this case. He'll be sure to stamp out any rebellious behavior and even fight you if you so wish, but when he wins, you're also getting your ass spanked near bloody for causing a scene and having the gall to go against your Caregiver and Alpha.

Even in the case of just using your words, he's upset. As long as you can do it eloquently enough to avoid foul language and for the original sentence to have double meaning though there's not much he can do about it begrudgingly. Being smart does have its perks. However, if you use foul language or say something that couldn't be taken innocently, then you're getting a good spanking and having to hold a piece of soap in your mouth until it dissolves and only then will you spit it out and apologize to your Papa for your vulgarity. As always afterwards he reassures you that he does love and care for you and that nothing is wrong with you. You just need to learn how to put your fiestiness to use in other ways that are hopefully more productive. He'll offer to allow you to verbally handle Vox next time he tries to smear his name or something.

Lucifer will try and help curb their more violent tendencies should they have, but he isn't really big on discipline. Might ask Charlie for advice as a last resort if they're too fiesty. I could imagine you having regular sparring matches with Vaggie to try and manage your fiestiness in an appropriate way. If it's just words then well Lucifer lived through Charlie's goth phase, he can handle words.

Mourningstar is very obtuse due to his delusions. He will take fiestiness as a kind of cry for attention and triple down on Daddy daughter time with you. Do not try and fight him unless you wanna be in a babysling, or worse, constantly for a while.

[evilwriter37]

If Hiccup and Toothless never separated, do you think Hiccup would have had a babysling for the Nightlight eggs/babs? (Provided the Lightfury didnt try to murder him for getting too close to her babies lol)

YES. That just conjured up the fucking cutest image ever. Imagine Hiccup with a baby sling on his chest with Zephyr or Nuffink in it, and another baby sling on his back with one of the Night Lights. Or, switch it around. Or give Astrid Zephyr or Nuffink and Hiccup is trying to fit all the Night Lights into the baby sling while the Light Fury looks on in dismay.

I'm dead from cuteness!!!!

[thesickesthockeylovingvigilante]

...case, help, i got myself trapped in a babysling-

-@bloodredraph

......as the baby?

[quackityposting]

the qsmp needs a babysling mod so the players can carry the egg around

[katefitwithkatebridgeman]

When you're wearing your sling or carrier, don't forget the T.I.C.K.S. rules for safe baby wearing! 👇🏼

✔️ TIGHT – slings and carriers should be tight enough to hug your baby close to you as this will be most comfortable for you both. Any slack/loose fabric will allow your baby to slump down in the carrier which can hinder their breathing and pull on your back.

✔️ IN VIEW AT ALL TIMES – you should always be able to see your baby’s face by simply glancing down. The fabric of a sling or carrier should not close around them so you have to open it to check on them. In a cradle position your baby should face upwards not be turned in towards your body.

✔️ CLOSE ENOUGH TO KISS – your baby’s head should be as close to your chin as is comfortable. By tipping your head forward you should be able to kiss your baby on the head or forehead.

✔️ KEEP CHIN OFF THE CHEST – a baby should never be curled so their chin is forced onto their chest as this can restrict their breathing. Ensure there is always a space of at least a finger width under your baby’s chin.

✔️ SUPPORTED BACK – in an upright carry a baby should be held comfortably close to the wearer so their back is supported in its natural position and their tummy and chest are against you. If a sling is too loose they can slump which can partially close their airway.

If you're struggling with your sling/carrier in class, our Sweaty Mama instructors can help assist you to make sure baby is in a safe position! Make sure you hit SAVE so you know how to wear your carrier safely! 💾

#babycarriers #babywearing #safebabywearing #mumandbabyclass #mumandbabyworkouts #babysling #ticksrules

[lovebugdotcom]

If I get a canonical kid I’m drawing my summoner carrying them in one of those babyslings

[zoekavanaghdollsandpuppetry]

Rainbow Wrap - August 2018- warp was made from supima cotton hand dyed in colours reminiscnt of a Kingfisher. This was combined with a pineapple bast fibre and cotton weft, dyed in rainbow colours. The weave chosen was an undulating twill to create the illusion of watery movement as I have always been inspired by water.

[inyujidraws]

Day 19 Sling: Old man carrying his adopted tiger child in a baby sling. It's a pretty good disguise, all bundled like a baby burrito when traveling amongst people.

[brandstaetter]

Spring has sprung! Illustration for a postcard series for the charming Austrian babysling label wildhübsch. You'll recieve a postcard with every sling order.

[sheloya]

Instructions for making a Velcro closure baby sling that will stay useful until your child is over 2 years old.

[classificationhell]

How does alastor and lucifer punish their Littles when they misbehave? Or put themselves in danger? I think I read some lore that alastors mom was the only person he respected and feared because when he misbehaved his momma spanked him. XD I can relate to this, time out was my preferred punishment not that we get a say in punishments since it defeats the purpose. Lol!

Assuming you mean normal Lucifer, he is definitely the time out and restricted privileges type of Caregiver when he has to be. For the most part he tries discussing the problem on their level to see if it resolves the behavior, however, if it's something that is moderately dangerous and doesn't need to be repeated for safety sake he'll go with time outs and restriction as stated. Most he will do if it is extremely dangerous is you are going to be in a babysling for a long while. He couldn't ever stand to hurt his Little.

My man Alastor on the other hand >.>

Listen it's not like he enjoys it because his Little reminds him of his own mother, but just like the woman herself he is a believer that sometimes the rod is necessary. Still, he won't do much about anything he doesn't deem as either bad behavior or a danger to their safety. They pranked Husk just to see his reaction and laugh in his face when it worked? Alastor does the same thing darling, other's are only their for amusements sake the only deeper connection either of you needed were each other. Now let's say they tried to do the same to him.... depending on how far they got it could just be a slap on the wrist type punishment. Overall not too bad, but you did something to endanger yourself? Oho may the lord have mercy upon you because Alastor certainly wouldn't.

[getsavo]

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[hanahudak]

Pattern

“Enjoy summer to the fullest with your baby close to your heart. Let these Clouds Calm you both during the warm days thanks to its softness and super-b cooling effect. Due to the Tencel blend and its high percentage this wrap is great for small babies and capable to carry toddlers as well. The Tencel fibre is very soft; this can make the wrap appear a little bit furry – which is not a flaw but a natural characteristics of the material.”

This design was co-created with my two sons who taught me - more people, more things in our house and there is never enough places to drive with toy cars. In our household we enjoy multipurpose things. This landscape-designed wrap was created to carry your baby, serve as a blanket AND provide a play mat for car toys to drive across. Sestrice, Slovak baby wrap brand, who commissioned this pattern, named the pattern Našou krajinou, loosely translated Through our country. The name for this design comes from well known song of Slovak band Para, who kindly agreed.

Photos by Miloš Štefanka

[familytraveladventures]

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