#baby sleep on stomach

[homielander]

shiv's motivations for voting to pass the gojo deal are so layered and i don't think they should be dismissed in favour of any one interpretation. shiv desperately grabbed on to a lifeline for her relationship with tom. shiv was the deciding vote and she couldn't bear to hold the crown only for a moment just to place it atop her brother's head. shiv knew she would have more influence as wife of CEO rather than sister of CEO. shiv absolutely hated seeing kendall crystallize into logan before her eyes, especially when he made roman bleed ("and if we did kill him we get to go to bed") -- succession has always been about siblings so of course she tried to free her brothers before her child. shiv still thinks she can raise her child with all the material benefits of being the daughter of waystar CEO while doing better by her, whatever that means. and all of those things are true

[mayasaura]

Jod, meeting Harrow: Diagnosis = perfect

Erebos medical technicians: Diagnosis actually worms

STOP. HIS PERFECT LITTLE MEOW MEOW!!

[moeblob]

You know, when I kept getting asked "so you didn't ever have severe pains before now?" in the hospital and I kept replying "I have a high pain tolerance" I meant it. However, there is only so much pain my tiny 4'9" body can hold... (aka I am sweating and in agony bc I'm getting told to use LESS severe pain meds so I don't rely on them too much and it is AWFUL)

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[enullarts]

Sometimes I have dreams where I'm in labor but i never actually have the baby before waking up and im like COME ONNNN at least let me hold my child what the hellll

[plaidpyjamas]

why is everyone so obsessed with getting pregnant 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 pls ignore me i just gotta rant a sec

[imwritesometimes]

me: this is too much exposition. you should not directly tell all the time. let dialogue and tone/body language descriptions do some of the work

also me: this isn't exposition it's literally the second paragraph of chapter one you're setting up the plot you gotta drop a little exposition

also also me:

[desperatepleasures]

just tried to go to sleep and failed bc I realized something devastatingly funny about my wip

if kantarou is hustling free meals out of hasumi and is partially motivated by saving money so that haruka doesn't starve. then I've. well lads I've invented trickle down feedism 😔

[ustalav]

woke up to the memory that when I worked at a daycare in college, the nap time ritual for the babies was that we would all settle in front of a crib and pat the baby on the back until it fell asleep. And then go to next baby

[littlegoldfinchh]

fucking despise my neighbors, they keep shouting and swearing at their baby because he won't sleep, as if yelling "fucking sleep already" would magically make a child calm down

[kamisatoayato]

head in hands

[feralattentionwhore]

There's a joke in here somewhere about slapping and hurting me hits the "get wet" button but I'm too tired to write it

[transgender-catboy]

I woke up again...

It's 4:50am, you get a groggy tag ramble while I try to pass out again

Uh. Tags are waayy more intense than usual. Sorry folks! (Like. Seriously, they're bad, look away)

[leoxxii]

happy second birthday to my little idiot guy <33

[jinkiesmariz]

Btw I watched like the episode where Aphmau and Aaron slept together and there was absolutely ZERO romantic or sexual tension.

Like me and my friend thought we missed it or whatever like how was I supposed to know they slept together when it just seemed extremely practical/platonic.