20. All pronouns. Same user on Twitter, insta, & discord. Garroth is my beautiful princess wifeI don’t really get how tumblr works :3
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about the topic of adrien finding everything out you know... everything
i dont hope its all at once, no i want it slow, i want the slow realization that his father wasnt the man he thought he was, bits and peices piling up, until he cant ignore it anymore
i want it like steven universe, after your parent has passed your given all these good things about them but you keep being proved that they were terrible overtime
i want him to know ladybug is lying about SOMETHING about that day, but he doenst know what, and she wont tell him
yes i even mean with the sentimonster bit, just littles things that he thinks is odd until he connects it all together later on
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Laios you have to stop. You eat too good. Your swag too different. Your tits are too fat. they’ll kill you
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Youtubers will see some super tame sfw furry art and be like, “OH GOD WHY AAHHH MY EYES!!! WHAT IS THIS??!? WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THIS?!?” And the art will look like this:
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Doksoo week 2024 day 2: marriage of convenience
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me when when the tax benefits so , so it's just totally convenient to wake up in her arms bro... i swear..
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do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable
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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.
Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.
And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.
Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.
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movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead
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