#baby no 10

[imhavingababy]

The lesbian couple I did my first surrogacy for has decided they’re ready for baby number three and have asked me to be their surrogate again!

I’ve been having unprotected sex with both moms and letting her cum in me for the last couple weeks now, so imagine I’ll be announcing my fourth surrogate pregnancy soon!

[tomcriuse]

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers 2002, dir. Peter Jackson

[yuutaguro]

[papamin au 🐅] hot chocolate season 🍁

[kitar1o]

daycare !!!! stupid baby bird au by vale mambodork go chekc that out

[frosted-co0kies]

I was rewatching But I’m a Cheerleader . Love the set design of that movie so much. Also rupaul in a straight is great t shirt

[soaked-doors]

young upstarts. filo-irish shanks realness or something

[wigglesdtuff]

oh!

[nocek]

Wade is always winning at the pay attention to me game.

In this case grand prize is hour long lecture about spiders reproduction (and also genetics, don't forget the genetics ;P)

[critterbitter]

Did you know route 10 has a history of landslides? I like to think that this route has always been a point of contention within Unova’s pokeleague, especially with such crumbly cliffs so close to their victory road.

(Anyways the Patrat and Pachirisu children find out the hard way about Route 10’s… unfortunate quirks.)

((On the plus side! Behold! A bouffalant calve!))

Masterpost for more pokemon nonsense

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 295

So, maybe Danny should have been more specific when he said he wanted to get reincarnated, because this? Is not an ideal situation. 

See he’s fine with being a clone, really, but uh, apparently the scientists want to terminate him- which, like dude, he’s not even melting or actively dying! So what if he failed at their tests, his body is three, give him a break! 

Well, at least it’s given him certainty in getting out, because these are Not good people. He wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt and- hold up, another clone? Brother? Two brothers? One aged up, one in the middle of it- since his own aging-up failed past three? 

Oh hell no, they can’t experiment on his brothers, those are his brothers and living people just as much as he is! Time to break out- and he’s taking those papers thank you- and gonna’ grab his… he’s gonna’ call them his triplets because they’re the same age, just aged differently. 

Now hold his hand, they’re runnin’ to the mountai- oh thank fuck, the physically-oldest of them can fly. To the mountains while they have the cover of night and they can figure things out. At least his life isn’t boring yet…

[lemonboyjosten]

— the foxhole court (2013)

— the sunshine court (2024)

[imhavingababy]

uhhhhh... for what it's worth my belly's dropped

like dramatically

we're officially on labor watch!!

[stardella]

The BEST rock jam sesh you’ve ever heard

[jinikaris]

FELIX ✧₊⁺ SKZ CODE: EPISODE 61

[obsob]

despite, despite, despite!!

[littledemo0n]

So excited for the movie and definetely not at all dreading whats to come :))))