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rebound ship
(one youtube video was recommended to me and then i read fic for like 4 days)
#jeeves and wooster#bertie wooster#reginald jeeves#jooster#idk how the fuck younger hugh laurie's face works jesus#i need to ham up the baby blues a bit but i just wanted to scribble them both fast to get it out of my system
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i don’t know what’s funnier: spidernoir and spider-ham being invited to the spider society and them turning it down, or just straight up not being invited to join lmao
#i was wondering where they were especially after i saw peni#it was good to see them at the end of the movie tho#they better have speaking parts in the next one#the gangs all back together#thanks gwen#spiderman across the spiderverse#spiderman#across the spiderverse#across the spider verse spoilers#atsv spoilers#atsv#spiderman atsv#spider noir#spider ham#peter benjamin parker#peter porker#miles morales#marvel#baby blurbbs
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NOIR HEAD CANONS!! (Part 2)
More will come about the others too 🦅
#spiderman noir#spiderman#spider man: across the spider verse#into the spider verse#spider noir#noir#my art#headcanons#my wife#hes so babygirl#he be like ‘I’m edgy’#but he’s actually baby#miles morales#gwen stacy#peni parker#spider ham#peter b parker#my babies
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ham and cheese dutch baby
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Croque Madame Dutch Baby
#food#recipe#breakfast#dutch baby#pancakes#croque madam#ham#pork#cheese#gruyere#eggs#bechamel#mustard#nutmeg#baking
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puppies in love in their own world. and now zoom out
homophobic third wheel sebastian vettel
#the distance between lewis and seb cracked me up he was Leaning In for what#baby brocedes#nico rosberg#lewis ham#sebastian vettel
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It honestly makes sense that Noir and Ham didn't end up in the Spider Society because a Nazi-punching Detective and a Cartoon Reporter would've almost immediately clocked everything wrong with Miguel's "stick to the script" "some losses are acceptable and necessary, actually" philosophy, and they would not have been able to be nearly as subtle as Hobie when going against him.
#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#spider man noir#spider ham#spiderman 2099#peter benjamin parker#peter porker#miguel o'hara#spider punk#hobie brown#i really hope we get to see their reactions to peter b gwen and peni explaining how they done fucked up#ham knows better than nearly any other spider what it's like living by a script#and frankly he much prefers improv#no spider person in their right mind is on speaking terms with “acceptable losses”#unfortunately there are currently only ten in their right mind and one of them is a baby
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I love them so much
Very tall mother, tall father, average sized step father, baby, ham.
Explaining the polycule btw,,,
#waffelz-png art#huzzzah!!!!!!#zacharie fanart#Zacharie OFF#OFF zacharie#the batter off#the batter#the batter fanart#batter off#batterie off#the queen off#off queen#queen off fanart#hugo off#off hugo#baby#ham#off game#off mortis ghost#off fanart
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gideon cheerfully accepting kremy using suggestion on him left and right (and also being like '*fond smile* aaaaw yeah all the good old times :)' at the implication that kremy has essentially wielded him as a bloodied blunt instrument all these years) has some. hm. kinky implications. perhaps. also narrative/character/interpersonal ones of course but the kink factor here is unspeakable.
why are you as a man freely and gleefully offering the use of your body and occasionally autonomy to another man. why would someone who fought so hard for freedom and agency find such joy and satisfaction in willing submission. who's to say! finally actually having gay sex about this would frankly be less gay than whatever sublimated thing is going on right now
#hey man don't mind control me. unless it's for a really fun reason of course then go ham. gideon baby what is wrong with you (affectionate)#coalecroux#once upon a witchlight#legends of avantris#gideon coal#kremy lecroux#something something the difference between imprisonment and devotion (and the similarities)#I got to the 'falling in love ain't a crime' episode the other day and now I am just. thinking. feeling. having emotions nonstop#gideon has commitment issues AND he's The Most committed any man has ever been at the same time#he handles this. he handles that. I think he could stand to be handled a bit himself when he's ready for it#(kremy being 98% of gideon's impulse control is also one of the most wonderful throughlines hfksjad)
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christmas ham
[ID: A photo of a brown bully-basset dog curled up on a couch. end ID]
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Mouse (1) is following in the skilled nonverbal communication steps of Bear(7) who never bothered to use more than one word until they were 3. By pointing, gesturing and saying “namnamnam” and “Ticky,” while leaning heavily on my parental psychic powers, Mouse clearly indicated “I want to feed a piece of ham to the chickens.” And so I gave them a piece of ham and opened the door, and that is exactly what they did. How precisely “nam nam , Ticky” tells me this, I could not say. And that is presumably why Mouse is going to follow the pattern of Bear.
#house of glass#mouse#bear#actually was half diagnosed with speech delay but that’s another story#in which people infuriated me by saying in a well intentioned way#WELL ITS NOT LIKE THEYRE AUTISTIC#a thing I am#!!!#still mad about!!!#on every level#I accept that mouse fed the ham to chickens and so must you.#babies and chickens are on a level that common sense has no jurisdiction over.
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some old Jamilton art bc of late valentines
#my gay babys#ham is such a twink#hamilton musical#alexander hamilton#hamilton fanart#thomas jefferson#jamilton#thomas jeffershit
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Ham and Cheese Dutch Baby
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NOIR HEAD CANONS PART 3 ISH??
I can’t stop drawing these help me I promise I’ll make something different with the others HABSGGA
#spiderman noir#my art#spider man#spider noir#into the spider verse#across the spiderverse#spider man: across the spider verse#peni parker#spider ham#peter b parker#miles morales#gwen stacy#i love him#he’s my wife#but he’s actually baby#headcanon#headcanons#these are canon because I said so
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Story update
I got to write a good chunk of the opening these past two days. Excited to get more work done over March break. And I can't wait to get to writing more about my daughter T-T But she comes in a bit later in the story. Still in the first act, though.
Some more character design doodles:
#personal project#paleolithic#neanderthal#prehistory#I've been SO BUSY#being a school teacher is so difficult....#especially with 6-7 year olds. why did I end up with the worst age group#they are angels and devils SIMULTANIOUSLY.#I felt my soul leave my body this week. two of the grade 2 boys dropped f bombs. i was SO SHOCKED. this word could never leave my mouth eve#AND THESE BABIES ARE SAYING IT!!???#but being a school teacher means you also get school breaks soooo MARCH BREAK LETS GO!!!#First thing I did: write more of the story and go ham with splatoon#the big run was so fun. I still couldn't break through to silver.... :'(#I don't know if I'll get much drawing done. I've been in a zelda 2 mood again. Maybe some zelda 2 art#I need to get back to finishing the remaster! I'm on maze island now.#but on the agenda for SURE is to get the opening of the story done and out of the way so I can start writing the REAL fun stuff#It's taking a while.#rambling again :P#oh and ramadan mubarak! tomorrow is the first day of fasting.
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Hi Dog! Trick or treat! (o゜▽゜)o☆
Hi Ham! Happy Hallo-- NO, NOT THAT KIND OF HAM--
#half-dead-ham#danny phantom#phanart#little baby man#little baby man danny#trick or treat#halloween#dogreplies#dogart#blood
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