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Vaccines don't cause autism. Papyrus Undertale breaks into your house and stares at your baby like this
Until they're autistic. Sometimes Undyne comes with him and this makes your baby gay. If Mettaton is with him. Baby will trans gender.
If Sans shows up all hope is lost the baby is ruined and it's first words will be "get dunked on". Throw the baby away. Start over. New baby.
Y'all keep misunderstanding my vision so here's the run down. Warning: I'm doing just about every character in the gane
Papyrus = autism
Undyne = gay. All sexualities included in this
Mettaton = trans. All gender identities included in this
Sans = ruined baby. Start over
Frisk makes the baby determined
Toriel takes over. Her baby now
Asgore makes the baby terminally divorced
Alphys makes the baby a weeb
Flowey makes the baby a video game completionist
Napstablook gives the baby depression
Burgerpants makes the baby a loser
Temmie gives the baby Adhd also a college scholarship
Bratty tries to eat the baby. And catty like. Totally saves the baby!!! Omg Bratty!!!
Mad Dummy gives the baby anger issues
Asriel becomes a big brother to the baby
Monster Kid makes the baby an Undyne and Papyrus stan
Snowdrake makes the baby the worlds worst comedian
Greater dog plays cards with the baby and loses
Lesser dog is overwhelmed with affection from the baby
Dogressa and Dogamy cancel out Asgore's terminal divorce. Only a 5% of them showing though.
Doggo gives the baby a nicotine addiction
☝✌💧❄☜☼ ☜☼☜✌💧☜💧 ❄☟☜ 👌✌👌✡ ☞☼⚐💣 ❄☟☜ ☠✌☼☼✌❄✋✞☜
Grillby wants the baby to pay its tab already
Heats Flamesman makes the baby Really Good at remebering names
Chara makes the baby terminally misunderstood
Jerry makes the baby the absolute worst. Another ruined baby.
Froggit makes the baby not know why it's here
Vegetoid teacges the baby the importance of a balanced diet
Whimsalot makes the baby a battle hardened knight akin to Joan of Arc
Loox gives the baby a Complex
Woshua cleans your baby. Why is your baby so filthy
Aaron makes the baby a gym rat
Shyren gives the baby Vocal Talent
Knight Knight makes the baby sleepy
Madjick makes the baby a wizard
Astigmatism gives the baby an even bigger complex
Whimsum makes the baby anxious
Icecap wants your baby to stop looking at its hat
The baby puts a decoration on Gyftrots horns much to his dismay
Annoying Dog runs away with the baby and leaves a strange dog residue in the crib
The Nicecream guy makes your baby want to open a business in the worst locations
The Royal Guards make your baby a Dude Bro in the best way
Tsundere plane totally doesn't think your baby is cute or make it a tsundere or anything
Vulcan makes your baby the ultimate hypeman
Pyrope makes your baby turn up the heat
Muffet makes your baby broke. Also it owes her 9999G
Moldsmal makes the baby understand the world
Gerson makes the baby Old
Migosp makes your baby friends with the wrong crowd
Final Froggit makes the baby know exactly why it's here
Moldsbygg makes your baby respect boundaries
Mad Mew Mew makes the baby a magical girl and also better than everyone else
#papyrus#papyrus undertale#undertale#sans Undertale#undyne#undyne undertale#mettaton#mettaton undertale
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Fatal shortcut
You know those days. The traffic is murder. You can't go another inch. Your destination is within reach, but it will take you three green lights and at least 20 minutes to cover the last 100 meters. Bloody hell! Honk the horn? It's no use… But now carefully pull onto the green lane, then cut across the high school parking lot and you're there. Why do you have your baby, the Mercedes G-Class, after all? I put on the turn signal, the car takes the sidewalk like nothing, carefully into the parking lot, look left and right and…… BANG! Damn it, the Mustang has clearly taken my right of way. This is guaranteed to take longer than 20 minutes… The two morons in the car look like they only have their heads to wear football helmets and pour beer through their mouths. The typical stereotypical football college jock bros. The day just keeps getting better…
"Yo, Chuck! Bro, did you see what that punk did there?" "Sure, Brad! He definitely took your right of way." I try to protest. But I'm way too caught off guard when the guy, who is obviously Chuck, stands up in front of me. God knows I'm not small. I'm a well-trained, muscular six foot two. But Chuck is easily ten centimetres and at least 20 kilograms taller than me… He grabs my balls. Damn it, I want to punch him, but Brad's already got me from behind. And Brad is barely smaller than Chuck. "There you go, you little faggot!" Chuck hisses at me. "Are you lying in wait for your wankers in the parking lot again? But this time is the last time!" He spits in my face and his grip on my balls tightens. Brad turns my head in his direction and spits again. Then the two of them get into their car, put it in reverse. And disappear.
I stand there a bit like an idiot. I'm far from being small or a faggot. And the last thing Chuck and Brad were to me were wank templates. I mean, I have nothing against gays… But thanks no, not for me… I'll take a look at the damage to the car. It's no big deal, the Mustang looked worse. I get back in the car, drive the last few meters into the underground car park, throw my keys to Stephen at reception and ask him to take the car to the garage. When I get off work later, I'd like to have it done. He puts his hand to his temple and says "Sir, aye, sir". Hehehe, I don't mind hierarchies being recognized.
"You little faggot"… I can't get that phrase out of my head. Shit, I'm really unfocused today. Maybe I just need a distraction. I go to the gym during my lunch break. Somehow I feel the need to look like anything but a faggot. I train bare-chested. Dressed only in compression shorts. Not really appreciated here. But I don't care today…
Shit, I'm not in top form here either… What I normally lift without any problems is all too heavy for me today. At least it's the cross trainer… Even though I'm not really the cardio type. When I get in the shower, my cock gets hard. Shit, that's embarrassing. But I also have to say that there's really only premium meat running around here today. And I'm one of them. Definitely one of them. Even the clean-shaven guy in front sees it that way. Clear body language. It doesn't take long before I'm leaning against the shower wall. And for the first time in my life I get fucked… And how! I can hear the angels singing. It feels so good as the stallion cums in my ass. To say goodbye, he gives me a kiss and a pat on the ass. And he says loudly to one of his buddies. "What a waste for such a submissive pig to have such a magnificent cock!"
The fuck was great, but apart from that I'm really not myself today. I feel like I've been missing the last year. For the life of me, I can't remember a lot of things that happened. It's like I wasn't there. I'm glad when Stephen calls me at around 5 p.m. to tell me that my car is back. I thank him, pack up my things and go down to reception. Stephen grins at me almost insolently and says that this service is an exception and that he now has something good on me. Completely confused, I say, "I'm fine, dude" and take my car keys. But there is no black G-Class in my parking lot. There's a baby blue Mercedes SLK, in good shape, freshly polished. But it must be 15 years old. I press the key. The doors open. What the fuck?
I just want to get home, this day is a disaster. As I park the embarrassing car and walk past the concierge, Michael calls after me, "Hey, Johnny boy, can you give Mrs. Smith from 2316 a lift?" I turn red. I walk back to the concierge desk. "So what, my name is Jonathan, but it's actually Mr. Hays to you. And why would I stop on the 23rd floor when I live on the 38th. Besides, I don't know Mrs. Smith." Michael grins at me with his one-million-dollar smile. "Rough day, John, uh, Mr. Hays? You might as well ask the old lady if her drain is still acting up. And before you try to break into the wrong apartment, I understand you live in 2304." He hands me a package. I drive up to the 23rd floor. I give her the package. She asks if I can plug in the new coffee machine straight away. "Of course, mom," I say. I ask if her drain is working again. She says it would be nice if I could have another look. I ask if she has any rubber gloves. She nods. I pull the dirt out of the blocked drain. She slips me a dollar. I go to 2304, open the door. And drop onto the bed. It's right next to the door. 2304 used to be the room for the lady's maid from apartment 2312. On the one hand, I feel very much at home. But on the other hand, I should be somewhere else. Somewhere with a view of Central Park. With more space. I pull out my cell phone and start working my way through Grindr. Maybe I just need someone to take me really hard again today
That was a night of really wild dreams. Really wild dreams. But obviously everything is fine now. I feel fit. My morning wood has never been better. I stroke my chest. Didn't it used to be hairy? I'm fantasizing again. What it would be like to be a real guy. Successful, at least 1.82 m. Well, I'm not going to grow any more. But maybe that's because of some Italian roots or something. That's where I got my hairy armpits and good beard growth. Shit, I'm still hard as nails. So routine like every morning: wank, jog, shower and then off to the office. I should be there at 07:00 so that the mail is distributed and the conference tables are all set before the Masters of the Universe arrive at the office. It's 07:05 when I walk in the door. Stephen grins and just says, "Subway?" "Don't ask, bro!" I reply, rolling my eyes. I didn't really need a bachelor's degree for my job. Jogging in the morning to stay in shape is more important. At the end of the day, I usually have 15K steps and 40 floors on my fitness tracker. And that's not usually the end of it. By the time I get home, Michael usually has a number of assistance activities for me. But hey, the address on the Upper Eastside sounds impressive, which I would never normally have been able to afford as a young professional. I'll even put up with the apartment on the first floor with a view of the backyard and the job as a temporary janitor.
Of course it's embarrassing to still live with my parents. But if I wanted to afford my own place, I'd probably have to move 200 miles away from Down Town. And I want to stay here. That's important to me. Also for financial reasons. The subway tickets alone would be too expensive if I had to travel further. I mean, the little bit of scholarship… And I don't earn much in the kitchen of the cafeteria. Stephen and Michael are good friends. If I didn't have them, I wouldn't make it. But they have good contacts. Stephen in the office, Michael at home. They always know someone who needs a massage with a happy ending. Or a greedy college boy face for a blowjob. The men are usually well-groomed. Too well-groomed, actually. That's why I always look forward to my part-time job as a trainer at the high school gym. If I'm lucky, I get to meet Brad and Chuck. I mean, they're not gay or anything. We never make eye contact. But I still get to blow them sometimes. Even though, of course, it's pathetic when you're a sophomore in college sucking high school seniors. But fuck, you won't find cheesier dicks with a more pronounced scent of musk and sweat anywhere!
Yo, have I even dropped my name yet? It's Janusz, 19 years young and repping as an exchange student up in the Big Apple. Just call me Jonny, keep it chill. Hailing straight outta a tiny village near Krakow, Poland, in case that detail tickles your pickle. Still wrapping my head around this English gig… But let me tell ya, my French game is on point, or so the bros claim. Thrilled to be out of the parental crib and living it up in this wild city. Dang, the possibilities here are endless! Senior year vibes, you know what I'm saying? And now that I joined the wrestling squad, it's like BOOM! More close body action in a week than I got in a year with the 'rents around! Truth bomb: I make most of my cash tagging along with my wingmen Brad and Chuck, the school heartthrobs. I'm like their trusty sidekick. It's lit! Hoping to snag an athletic scholarship next year, fingers crossed. Sure, these two golden boys ain't wrestlers (legends in the bedroom, though), but football studs. It'd be epic if we could keep the bromance alive in college. Purely platonic, of course. Or not… 🤷♂️
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A Series of Misfortunate Events
You recently moved into your new home when your mom married your new stepdad. While the house was nice you were cursed to interact with his annoying son / your new step-brother. He was everything you were not muscular, dumb, and straight. You always tried to Ignore him but one day you noticed you were missing your favorite jacket. You looked around all over but it never turned up. While walking back to your room you pass his door. You decide maybe your mom placed your jacket in his room while doing laundry. Knocking on the door you hear no response and decide to open the door. Immediately you were hit by the smell of a locker room and sex. Entering the room you see clothes all thrown around. Taking a quick glance you see your precious jacket and immediately run over to grab it. Unfortunately, your quick pace betrayed you as your foot hit some object on the floor causing you to trip. As you’re about to fall over you quickly push yourself from the desk but unfortunately something caught on your pants as your heard a loud *RIIIIIIIIPP*. Quickly falling over on to the bed you face plant on to your stepbrothers pillow and unknowingly your cock was jammed into a pile of clothes on his bed. You pull your face up and look over noticing your pants and underwear were completely ripped off, leaving you butt naked. You look down and see you’re laying on a large lump of your step-brothers dirty clothes. As you try to get up you feel a wet sensation around your cock. Immediately you are sucked back in. Pushing the clothes aside your face turns to horror as you see that your cock was jammed into some sort of fake vagina. You quickly try to get out but every time you try to remove it the pussy just sucks you back in. This continued on and on until you’re basically fucking the thing.
Soon your body starts to grow as you find yourself indulging in the pleasure even if you are gay….any hole is a goal right? Your mind starts to deviate from escaping but try to focus again. Your muscle continue to expand and hardening giving you the perfect jock bro look eerily similar to your step brother. What you didn’t know was that inside the fake pussy multiple loads of your step brothers cum were sloshing around and slowly being absorbed. Your cock slowly pushes out as the feeling makes your eyes roll to the back of your head. Inch by inch the cock extends until it starts hitting the back of the vagina with every push. After almost half a hour of fucking, your body has completely changed from a little nerd to a true jock. Your moans have become grunts as you come close to release. Finally with one big push you yell in a conquering roar as your old cum pushes out of you, but you immediately feel a filling sensation as your brothers cum starts to enter you through your slit and depositing itself into your new engorged balls ready to produce some baby batter for a real puss. The fake vagina finally releases your tender cock as you pant sitting up on your brothers bed, cum leaking out of your tip.
You soon hear the creak of the bedroom door as you quickly turn around seeing your older brother at the door fresh from the gym.
“Finally” he said with a smirk on his face.
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movies
(fics ive made)
*updated regularly
smut = ★
angst = 🏹
fluff = 🍥
Rafe Cameron-
First Timer★
Dealer!Rafe Cameron★
The Cameron Boys★
A Night to Remember★
Please be Mine★
Satisfaction★
Sleepy Convos★
Risky Call★
Morning Rafey★
Jj Maybank-
Yard Worker!Jj Maybank★
Double Team★
Nate Jacobs-
jealousy, jealousy★🏹
brat★
A Feeling Unknown🍥
My Cum Toy★
Nick Nelson-
Cheater★🏹
Cheater pt2★🏹
Cheater pt3★🏹
Cheater pt4🏹
Charlie Bushnell-
Fair Date★🍥
Vinnie Hacker-
Streamer Head★
Drunk Fun★
Sly Boy★
Birthday Present★
Bryce McKenzie-
Addicted★
Kj Apa-
Model★
Breed Me★
Free Use★
Baby By Me★
Matt Sturniolo-
Beach Day🍥
Morning Horny★
Quickie★
Movie Night Teaser★
My Nerdy Boy★
First Time★
Harry Collett-
Video game Lover★
Charles Leclerc-
Need Love★
Chris Sturniolo-
Gamer🍥
Movie Night Gone Right★
You're Mine★
Overstimulation★
Stream Tease★
David Corenswet-
Daddy's Boy★
Manu Rios-
Work For It★
Harry Styles-
Make Up or Make Out★🍥
Ross Lynch-
Double Trouble★
Dylan Minnette-
Double Trouble★
Shower Time★
Steve Rogers-
First Date★🍥
The Boys-
Table Talk★
Drew Starkey-
Hot Jealousy★
An Award of my Own★
Your Brothers Best Friend★
Nico Greetham-
Sweaty Love★
Noah Beck-
Rough Love★
Chris Hemsworth-
My Boy★
John B-
Double Team★
Prince Henry-
My Good Side🍥
Ryan Reynolds-
Tease★
Brady Hepner-
Wild Side★
My Use★
Sam Golbach-
Newly Weds★🍥
Colby Brock-
Newly Weds★🍥
Tanner Buchanan-
Edged★
Chris Evans-
Lesson Learned★
Ryan Garcia-
Breakfast in Bed★
Ethan Landry-
Ghost 🏹
Eijiro Kirishima-
Gamer Fuel★
Katsuki Bakugo-
Gamer Fuel★
Jacob Elordi-
Free Use★
Jack Harlow-
A Want★
Scott Summers-
Time Fucked★
Stiles Stilinski-
A Dream Cum True★
Richard Madden-
Work Pet★
Steve Harrington-
Gay For You★
Hughie Campbell-
Shy Boy★
Bellamy Blake-
Supply Collectors★
Jensen Ackles-
Hard Worker★
Prince Ben-
New Kid★🍥
Harry Hook-
New Kid★🍥
Rudy Pankow-
My First Time★🍥
Simon "Ghost" Riley-
Bf Headcanons★🍥
Phone Sex★
A Gift★
Captain Price-
Bratty★
Chace Crawford-
Co-Star Fun★
Bill Skarsgard-
Affair★
Dick Grayson-
Wounds★🏹
Robby Keene-
Winner Winner★
Noah Centineo-
Bed Breaker★
Jake Gyllenhaal-
Spiderman Far From Done★
Tom Holland-
Spider Man Far From Done★
Wolverine-
Fucked Senseless★
Hole Used★
Deadpool-
Hole Used★
Joe Goldberg-
My Husband🏹
Lip Gallagher-
New Feeling🍥
Rome Flynn-
My Bitch★
Joe Burrow-
Letting Off Some Steam★
Charles Melton-
Gym Bros★
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Journalled
It was a small thing, tucked away in the corner of the thrift shop. Victor had pulled it out, but the book was locked and bound in gold and wouldn't open. His mind piqued, Victor bought the book and took it home. Over the next week He tried everything to undo the clasp but nothing worked. When he had just lost hope a tiny but audible Click could be heard, Victor rushed back to find the clasp undone and the bindings slightly ajar.
Victor carefully opened the ancient tome only to find that the pages were stuck. it was like they had been glued! Only the last page remained free. Written towards the top if fancy handwriting
"Write it down so i can enact Be-warned Though, What is written I can not retract!"
Under neath that was 5 evenly spaced lines. and another message at the bottom,
"I only remain open for this 1 day Until 5 complete Earth circle's will I open again"
Looking at the the 3 blank lines, And thinking this must be a joke he wrote
I will graduate from college
My older brother will never pick on me again
Over the next 20 years I will gain 150lbs
As Victor finished the book slammed shut and relocked itself. Scared Victor threw the book into his closet and ran down stairs.
That night his family recieved word that Victor's older brother was in a bad car crash. He was alive but in the ICU and had lost his legs. Certainly the taller brother would never pick on the shorter Victor again.
The crash had been the fault of the manufacturer so the family received and huge settlement. This money paid for Victor's choice of college.
Two years later, when Victor was home from college for the summer and his mother commented that he was finally starting to get bigger.
The 20 Year old checked the scale and sure enough he weighed 140, 15lbs heaver then when he was 18. Victor knew it had to be the book.
Victor: 22, 155lbs
The College graduate was now 23 and moving all of his stuff from his half of the bedroom to his first apartment when he stumbled across the book. Looking at the date on the wall Victor realized it was exactly 5 years since he had last seen the cursed object. As if it had a mind of its own the book opened to the last page, now with three new empty lines waiting to be filled.
Victor hesitated, he had imagined for the last 5 years what he'd do if he had this chance again. He could fix everything!
My older brother James develops a prosthesis so he can walk and run again.
My younger sisters will grow into smart talented women who will want for nothing.
Looking at his tiny 15 year old brother Bastion asleep on the bed Victor writes:
Bastion will grow up to be the popular jock just like his older brother.
Satisfied, the book shuts itself and prepares to grant Victor's wish.
Victor 24, 170lbs
For the most part the Wishes went like Victor planned. Well except for Bastion's. In the proceeding months after writing those words Victor found himself becoming more popular and Jock-like. Words like Bro or Bruh, dude, man, had taken over. He joined a gym and from there joined some local sports teams. When he wasn't busy at work or working out Victor could be found screwing every chick he could find. No girl was immune to his baby faced charms and his Gym sculpted body.
Victor 26 185lbs
Victor 28 200lbs
Victor practically lives in the Gym now. His gains speak for themselves his body is a temple and he loves for chicks to worship him. His younger sisters call him a man whore, while Bastion is turning out just like him.
His girlfriend of 6 months broke up with him cause she caught him in bed with her mother.
Looking in his closet he stumbles over the Book, open and waiting for him to write something down.
In his jealousy of those gay guys who can sleep with anyone he wrote:
I'm like 100% gay, no chicks only dicks.
I wont get any STD's from sex.
Sex with me will change anyone's life.
Again the book closes and gets to work.
Victor 30, 215lbs
Vic the dick had been out for 2 years now, the book took the man whore and turned him into a man slut. Everyone wanted a piece of him and at least Vic was smart enough to charge them for his services. Every option on the table is open he'd do any guy and make them feel like his number1. Every guy he slept with changed, most upped their stamina but some hunked out into gay sluts just like Vic.
Hell even Bastion had come out and if the rumors are true he's slept with every guy at his college.
Vic 32 230lbs
Vic was becoming something of a local celebrity in the gay community. His looks had caught the eye of a movie producer and now he was staring in low budget action movies as the gay savior. He had been so busy that he wasn't home for his 33rd birthday. Some how the book found him on location in the bottom of his travel bag.
Vic watched as it opened up to the last page with 3 empty spaces.
He took his time and pondered over what he should write.
I want to find true love
I want to be content
I want to be smart again
The book seemed to close with a sigh. None of these were worth the trouble of granting. But a deal is a deal.
Vic 34, 245lbs
Vic, 38, 275lbs
Finally after 20 years, Vic had stopped growing. Life had settled down for the Gay icon, nowadays, he owned a successful chain of LGBTQIA Gyms that catered towards the community needs. He organized Pride events and helped with protests when needed. He looked at the open book on his desk. It was tempting but Vic no longer wanted to change anything about his life. Even though he had never found a lifelong partner.
He decided he had held on to the magic for to long, so he summoned his newest intern Jack and gave the book to him then let him leave so he could explore this newest acquisition.
*bright flash of Light*
The intercom beeps and Vic pushes the button.
"Sir your husband just arrived to collect you. He wants to remind you that you still have to pick up the kids and get changed for tonights ceremony"
Before he could even answer the door burst open and Vic's husband of 7 years strolled in. Vic was already out of his chair and giving Jack a pec on the cheek while grabbing his toned ass.
On his way out Vic glanced at the family photo on his desk and gave a silent thanks to the book.
#age progression#reality change#male transformation#male muscle growth#tf#nerdtojock#personality change#straight to gay
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men moaning/whimpering playlist rating
Going Rough on your Sub Boyfriend [Boyfriend ASMR] [Whimpering] ("CozyCub ASMR" deleted) -- F. False advertising. No more fucking or being rough.
Petting Your Sub Cat boy [Whimpering] [Bottom Neko] -- B. Not a fan of bitches saying "master" but bros a lil bratty kitt
Dominating your sub boyfriend on his birthday (kisses)[ASMR RP]M4F (official audio) -- D. no domination involved really.
Risky Gorou ASMR| Making Him Whimper From Teasing- NSFW? Gorou x Listener ( Genshin Impact) (excerpt of [NSFW Patreon Exclusive] Risky fun with Gorou behind a building [Bottom] [Blowjob] [Whimpering] [Petting] [NSFW] [Gorou x Listener] ASMR Roleplay 35:56) -- B. aww cute lil puppy boy aww bros EMBARASSED about his puppy taillll
Mommy's good boy -- F. lame whimpers. dont like how he says mommy
Making Your SUBMISSIVE Boyfriend WHIMPER! ⌈NSFW⌋ (official title: [Making Your SUBMISSIVE Boyfriend WHIMPER! ~ [Boyfriend ASMR] [Soft Voice] [Pleading]) -- C-. didnt know if this was gay at first. its fine
Needy Subby Boyfriend Wants Your Attention (ASMR) [M4F] [mommy] [mdlb] [spicy?] [kisses] [needy] -- F. dont like how he says mommy. ""mdlb"" bro talks about going to work out. is lil bro getting ripped. is lil bro getting gains? no. shut up about the gym. talking soft bc roommates are audible too
Ignoring ur subby boyfriend until he breaks (excerpt of Ignoring your subby boyfriend until he breaks (M4A)) -- A. exactly as advertised. fun acting. hes trying soo hard. hes been so good. fuck
100 Tier: "Stuffing The Bird.." A Pleasure Dom Fem!ListenerX Confident To Subby Hawks NSFW HARDCORE (M and NB variants)-- THEYRE BIRDS?? YOURE ACTUALLY BIRDS? kinda awesome B hes being too smug and overacting too fast. Dude are those kissing sounds or am i feeding him a WORM. His guttural breathing is freaking me out dude. mic glitches. ok my bad we're not feeding him worms we're feeding him PUSSYYY!!! + yuup we're tasing your balls bro. id bump up a letter for pain noises but its just too much besides that.
18+ Thoma x Listener| Sub Thoma Moans| Private Meeting At Komore|ASMR Roleplay| Genshin Impact (excerpt of [NSFW Patreon Exclusive] F*cking Thoma at the Teahouse [Bottom Thoma] [Making Him Hold the Moan] [Subby Noises] [Thoma x Listener] ASMR Roleplay 29:06) -- C+. bros still acting well its just no puppyboy and pretty tame.
alright thanks see you tomorrow for tge next ten
PART TWO:
gr#nding against your sleepy boyfriend~ (unknown source) -- D-. doesnt understand anything sexy about the conceit. or maybe at all !
"Couldn't Sleep?" A "Cure" For Restlessness Gojo X M!Listener NSFW (F and NB variants)-- 😥 the bird one was bnha so like is this one is too whos gojo. but same as with the doggy gen-- he just said いただきます. and now a footjob is happening?? bros gagging on whoever "Listener"'s cock is tho. WONT STOP SAYING "THANK YOU FOR THE ME- HE JUST SAID IT AGAIN??? C+ for the continuously impressive voice acting but. well theres wet plapping now. but . the character acting
M4M Annoying sleep boyfriend for cuddles (sleep aid) (official title: M4M Annoying your sleepy boyfriend for cuddles! [ASMR] [BL]) -- bold decision to take on the persona of "annoying". aww no ones gonna hurt you youre with your boYfriEnd. hes not whimpering. D for this list purposes but its fine
M4M Boyfriend holds their little baby boy to sleep (sleep aid) (official title: M4M Boyfriend holds their little baby boy :) [ASMR] [SFW] [LittleSpace]) -- D for no whimpering or moaning. "aww. you havent regressed in a while? do you want to?" "oh i got you some Little stuff. you know for when you're in Little space. wait typing that out made me realize the little in the title was referring to that. anyway its fine this is what i imagine asmrs target audience is anyway
(M4A) ASMR Roleplay: CEO Dominates you (CEO X Listener) [Slight NSFW] (official title: [BAD BOY ASMR] Mafia Boss x Listener. After Shower With Your Yandere Boyfriend!?[Spicy]) -- "[...] cum founder" still slow at 2.5x speed but only 16 minutes long. C-. character work is schlocky stock romance but soo reserved. but i guess theres moaning.
(M4A) ASMR Roleplay: Sadistic Vampire Talks with you (Noble Vampire X Vampire Hunter Listener) [NSFW?] P.2 (official title: [DOM VAMPIRE ASMR] Vampire x Listener. Sadistic Kisses, Delicate Bites!?[Spicy]) -- C shallow world relying on slow brooding but can i just say the description on this one is wild. "- hold on bro is chowing down so ill bump it a lil. anyway "I hope I have the right audio. I haven't listened to the entire thing." bro?? am i the only one here wh
(M4M) ASMR Roleplay: Bully Forces Cuddles on the Bus (Male Bully X Male Underdog Listener) [Mild NSFW] P.2 (original deleted?)-- B this dude is so fucking funny. "whatya listening to. probably some gay shit. *sharp nostril exhale* now be a good little nerd and give me your homework. your lunchmoney too. I WONDER HOW YOU ARE IN BED? YOURE PROBABLY FUCKING GREAT" YESSS. wet gooping sounds happening now with little discernable - oh we're cocksucking this guy ok alright. you put your gay earbuds in and start listening to music at the last 30 seconds. Wow.
Cum in 10 minutes -- F this is binaural beats shit and did NOT cum
Whispering Slurs Asmr -- F. heres an excerpt from the artist's bio: "As a performer, I do not actually agree with anything this anti-social character spews out of his mouth. I will need to be careful what I say because I could be feeding into people’s deeply ingrained prejudices and bigotry. I pray that I do not unintentionally enable a bunch of bad people who resent a changing world."
Taking Care of Your Drunk Boyfriend (unknown source)-- C+. bros whimpering and moaning when he Should be throwing up !!!
PART 3:
alrigt im starting this at 4 am hope i can get fhru this quick NOTE: i didnt
[HOT BULLY ASMR]Bully x Listener. Trapped Together And 7 Minutes In Heaven! [Delinquent,NSFW(?)] -- D. sharp smug mouth inhales after like every sentence. its your first time 🥺 going to someone else's place 😑. its really funny to do a "7 minutes in heaven" scenario with only two people alone in an apartment. "HOT BULLY"? not really bullying at all but apparently im "already biting my lip" so i guess im wrong.
Making Your Boyfriend BEG for it…[SPICY] Boyfriend ASMR [M4M] (official audio)-- B-. sleazy creep type narrator. saying im blueballing him by not fucking right now? holy shit, trying to talk me into not using protection because he doesnt want to get up and go buy more condoms?? toxic as fuck bro...
"Fuck Me Now." A Villain/Mastermind Kenma X Male NSFW (F and NB variants) -- B. there was an alternative female AND "NB" version and the script is mostly the same. "suck my dick while you ride my thigh" good idea! but um i dont think. that works.
(M4M) ASMR Roleplay: Bully Dominates you with Kisses (Male Bully X Male Underdog Listener) [Mild NSFW] P.1 (original deleted?) -- B+ on technicality for no whimpering. bros actually getting vicious with this one. the part 2 was mostly goofy but. like. wow.
ASMR Audio Roleplay - You Challenge Your Dom Friend [M4M] [Friends With Benefits] [Spicy] Pt 1 (official title: You're A Good Boy To Your Dom Friend [M4M] [Friends With Benefits] [Spicy]) -- fuck the criteria. B-. the writing here is impressive. like dudes got natural conversation and character work down so well. and hes funny?? ok hes like a reddit edgelord shithead but hes got jokes. no moaning or whining though!
[M4M] [NSFW] Flirty Dragon Desires You [Part 2] -- can you please fucking speak up dragon i cant hear you over all the bugs. B its corny as fuck but bros moaning and maybe a hint of whimpering.
Subby boyfriend whimpers & begs for "attention" (Spicy boyfriend ASMR | Deep voice | M4A) -- he's whiompering and moaning and also fucking ANNOYING!!!!!!! C this guy Pisses me off. "im gonna cry if i dont get [your attention and pussy]" then CRY!!!!!!!!! "that makes me so squirmy" its all ok now tho bc hes in pain
[REUPLOAD] Daddy Detective NSFW M4M (OP deleted) -- ACAB. F. sadly i was hoping it was freelance.
ASMR [M4M] Your Bored Barista Tries To Kill Some Time With You -- F. bored? check. bro sings "im like a bird" in the quietest voice possible. lmao. no moaning or whining! but its fine
ASMR Audio Roleplay - [M4M] Locker Room Secrets ft. Liquid_Madnezz & cee_ [Kisses] [Spicy] [College] (excerpt?) -- A. POV: YOU'RE the bully?? obnoxious ass opening. also. whatever happened to the navy seals co[pypasta. POV: you crush mad pussy? this i think is the same guy as the dom friend one and dude kinda has writing chops because he paints such a pained but conflicted pairing. i empathize a lil with bro in this. theres whining in this but like, not the sex kind. and there IS moaning. lowkey toxic protagonist!
see u 2morrow for the next ten!
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¡¡¡Hola!!! Me encanta tu escritura 😍 Me preguntaba si puedo pedir un Bella Ramsey x fem! Reader headcanons donde Bella está celosa, gracias 🤗🤗 Espero que entiendas lo que escribí ya que el inglés no es mi primer idioma
Hello!!! I love your writing 😍 I was wondering if I can order a Bella Ramsey x fem! Reader headcanons where Bella is jealous, thank you 🤗🤗 I hope you understand what I wrote since English is not my first language
guysss heyyy!! sorry i’ve been gone for so long, life has been a bitch recently but i’m back!! here to feed you some very needed fluffy and spicy bella content. i’m trying out a new style of writing and i had a lot of fun with it. I didn’t proof read it at all so my bad for spelling mistakes teehee i’ll fix it later. love youu<33 have a good day gays<3
picture this: You and Bella just got back from the gym. They surprised you by picking you up from class since they had some free time and “missed you”. They were perfectly normal when they saw you at first, leaning against the door frame and waving over at you. You jump up a little in excitement and tell her your just getting your bag and saying goodbye to your friends. When you got back to them, their energy seemed to have changed and you couldn’t understand what could’ve happened in 2 minutes but you decide to brush it off.
You guys grabbed some dinner and snacks from the grocery store and headed home. Bella was unusually quiet on the drive home, only mumbling the lyrics to a few songs and only asked you about your day once. Strange because she usually goes on and on, asking about little details.
You arrive home and bolt to the kitchen to heat up the food because you are truly starving. That class was hard and you were ready to eat. Bella follows you in, placing herself down on a chair at the dining table, blanking out and staring at the ground. You call for her a few times and they don’t answer. You place down the plates on the table and call her again, this time lifting her head with ur index finger.
She stares up at you with big brown puppy eyes and a stubborn pout on their lips. “What’s up my big baby?” you coo at her. She dodges your touch and lets out a whiny hmm. She’s gonna be stubborn about it, of course she is. Letting out a sigh you place yourself down on her lap, straddling her and bringing your arms around their neck. She finally looks up at you and eagerly pulls you into a long, more intense than usual kiss.
“darlin, you wanna tell me what’s going on?” you say pulling away from the heated kiss.
“Uh, it’s just that em, God this is so dumb. Okayy, yk Jenna? From your boxing classes? It’s just like she’s too friendly with you… Like bro relax she’s mine. She’s just too forward and touchy with you, i saw the way they looked at u when you said goodbye” They let out a groan and cover their face.
“Wait a minute, are you…. jealous?” you ask with a smirk.
“No.”
“Bella.”
“Ughhh, whatever. So what if i’m a little jealous okay? ehhh i mean you’re my girlfriend and she’s gotta learn that,” they pause, taking a deep breath. “I just don’t like it okay….makes me feel bad”.
You notice she’s a lot more upset than you expected and realise she just needs your reassurance. To your surprise she pulls your waist into her and wraps her arms fully around you into a tight hug. They’re so cute when they get like this, you think to yourself.
Pulling away from the hug you immediately attack her face with kisses, making sure to get every inch and not miss a single spot. This sends Bella into a cute fit of giggles. Their laugh is genuine music to your ears and you feel proud you’re able to cheer her up a bit. You finish off by trailing their face with longer, softer and delicate kisses.
Once you reach her lips you pull them into a long deep kiss. Bella is an emotional kisser and this kiss was no exception.
This unsurprisingly leads to a makeout session. Bella roaming her hands whenever she pleases in a territorial way while you take turns tugging and playing with their hair. Time doesn’t feel real as you both spill soft and sweet moans into each others mouth. Sooner or later you both gotta pull back for some air though. You finish off the kiss by pulling away slowly, biting her lip softly, letting it bounce back into place. Bella rests her forehead on yours, panting a little.
“i love you, a lot. I’m all yours darling,” you speak up. Bella replies with quick soft nods. “plus if it makes you feel any better, i rlly don’t like jenna, she talks too much about herself”
“iiii love u too ig and i’m all yours too or whatever” she jokes, rolling their eyes.
“wait is that why you picked me up today??” Oh boy let the teasing begin.
hehehehehehe i also think that bella would be incredibly immature and funny when she’s jealous. she’s definitely not the angry or mean jealous that’s for sure but she will stomp her feet and act like a 5 year old.
It’s been a rare warm and sunny day and you’re chilling at bellas house after you guys took her dog out on walk. Their bed is placed against the window and there’s a cooling breeze pushing through the white curtains. You’re sitting on bellas bed with your legs crisscrossed, scrolling through your phone. Bella is sprawled out opposite to you, reading off her kindle.
With a loud sigh, her kindle falls onto their chest and looks up at you. You’re practically glued to your phone and she wants you to be glued to her.
“Babbeeee” they say, using her foot to nudge your stomach. Yet, you pay her no mind and continue scrolling through TikTok.
Suddenly, you let out the most uncontrollable laugh ever, throwing ur head back and hitting it against the bed frame. “owwwwww motherfuckerr,” you yell out in pain.
“That’s what u getttt for ignoring me” she teases.
“Pffttt i wasn’t doing that” you reply.
“Blehhh i wasn’t doing that,” they respond, mocking you. “whatever, what was the video?”
“Ha ha, very funny, it’s just a tiktok mar sent me” you say snarking back.
“Oh.”
“Oh?”
“No it’s just that i see, you’re ignoring me for some girl, huh, i see how it is. Clearly you don’t love me anymore.” she pouts, crossing her arms and shaking her head.
“Babe that’s not tru-“ you try to plead your case.
“NOOO IIII SEE HOW IT IS. REALLY. THATS FINE.” They shout in an over exaggerated posh British accent.
At this point, you’re done with their shit and decided to go along with this little bit of theirs. Letting yourself fall forward, you plop down next to bella now levelled with her face. For extra effect you decide to straddle her, placing yourself on top of her.
“oh c’mon now don’t be such a baby” you tease causing them to brush deeply.
“um, uhh don’t be such a baby, don’t you have other bitches you need to be texting rn or something??”
“Isabella may ramsey.”
Her eyes widen at the sudden calling of their full name, knowing you only use it when you’re being stern. She locks your legs together, swiftly swinging their body over yours, pining you down.
“oh is that how we’re play it?”
“yes. yes you jealous baby.”
#bella ramsey#bella ramsey x reader#bella ramsey fluff#bella ramsey gf#bella ramsey head cannon#ellie the last of us#lesbian#lgbtq#nonbinary#wlw#bella ramsey x you#bella ramsey imagines#bella ramsey x y/n#bella ramsey gay#the last of us
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hey man life’s stressful. do you think you could change me? take away some of that stress and make me dumber and buffer
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Welcome to my changing room. No need to thank me. You have been selected! You're going to love what I have in store for you. I heard the poor baby has some stress in his life. Oh dear, what a poor baby. Let me make it better for you. I'll change your life so your only stress is not having enough hours in the day to pump in the gym.
Oh you like that idea, huh? I can tell — your dick is already hard. Let's start there... I'll make it a little bigger. Oh, your balls need to be much lower than that, and they need to be fucking heavy man. Give 'em a squeeze. Feels good, right?
Now where to go from here? How about down? Your butt is awful flat... I'll fix it. Feel it grow and inflate. Feel it firm up and shift out. Feel it squeeze and tighten. Damn, that's a great ass.
Your thighs and legs. They're bigger. Those muscles might be sore for a bit — you just finished a big workout!
You want a 6 pack? 8 pack? Must be nice to watch all that fat and chub melt away... to be replaced by chiselled abs and an adonis belt you could hang a spoon off of. Go ahead and flex that. I'm gonna widen your shoulders a ton. You're gonna have trouble fitting through doorways son! You'll need thick arms, bulging veins. You are a fucking muscle beast bro!
I'll add some muscle to your chest and pecs. Feel that burning and stretching. Your nipples are relocating to the tip of your pec. Perfectly little brown circles. And just a wee bit sensitive. Especially if I rub my finger around like this.
You like that. I saw your dick twitch. You love nipple play now. Especially when guys, ahem - you're gay too, when guys lick around it with their tongues.
Time for your face. Boyish looks. You have the bod, but your face is clean and smooth. And this is going to be the fun part for me — the mental changes! You're fucking dumb as all shit bro! Ch'yeah bro, don't worry about using that head of yours. Just keep pumping that muscle up and taking selfies in the mirror. With a face and a body like yours, who needs to think?
#everything powers#male tf story#male tf#male body transformation#jock tf#jock transformation#jockification#male transformation
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A CuriousCat prompt fill of Joffron being half brothers. Warning: might not be the half brother you are thinking of.
Imagine this.
You were named after your gay dad’s ex, who was killed by a drunk driver on his way to attend the wedding of your gay dad and your bisexual mom. You never had the chance to really know your gay dad because he died shortly after you were born. You had two older brothers, who loved you very much and you loved them back, but you learned that the three of you might not be the biological children of your gay dad on your fifth birthday. You was so shocked that you knocked off your birthday cake and cried yourself to sleep that night. Not that you wanted to be the biological child of your gay dad or anything, but at least they could choose another day to tell you (To be fair, it was brought up by Uncle Aegon).
Your mom remarried shortly afterwards, giving you a very cool stepdad and two beautiful stepsisters from your stepdad’s previous marriage. You liked Daemon, and somehow, he liked you too. He treated you like his own, even after your two little half-brothers were born. You looked after Aeg and Vis, pleased that you were no longer the baby in the family. Your life was getting better, despite the dramatics of the whole biological/moral/legal dad thing. You were even comfortable enough to joke about it in school, and no one dared to mess with you because they were all scared of Daemon.
All things considered, Joffrey Velaryon Targaryen’s life was going pretty well. He was a freshman of King’s Landing College on a football scholarship, majoring in Computer Science (yes, he was not all muscle and no brain gym bro, thank you very much). He had made some friends in class and in football training, and if he wanted to brag, he could say that he was selected as the hottest new face on campus this year (the voting pool was suspiciously all male).
Everything looked so promising to Joffrey until he opened the front door of his family house on an ordinary Sunday morning and was greeted by a well-groomed middle-aged man with braided silver hair and a big smile.
“Joffrey! My boy! How you have grown!” The man swept Joffrey into a bear hug, his cologne almost suffocating the boy.
“Give him a break,” Rhaenyra rushed to save her son and tried to hide Joffrey’s tall figure behind her, “you are scaring him.”
“Mom?” Joffrey looked to his mother in confusion, his baseball cap knocked askew by the man’s powerful hug, “Who’s this? Your ex? Does he want money?”
“Joff, dear, listen.” Rhaenyra looked embarrassed, which was more than enough for Joffrey to worry, “No matter what I am about to say, know that I love you, okay?”
“You are scaring me, mom.” Joffrey said honestly.
“Well, this man is my ex…” Rhaenyra paused, taking a sharp inhale before revealing the shocking news, “husband. He’s your legal dad, Laenor Velaryon.”
“What?”
“That’s right, son.” Laenor tried to swing an arm over Joffrey’s shoulder, but the boy was too tall for him to do it, “Sorry for going awol for so long.”
“But you are supposed to be dead!” Joffrey said in disbelief, “Mom told me that you were drowned when surfing!”
“Really, Nyra? Drowned when surfing?” Now was Laenor’s turn to look surprised, “Me? An Olympic level surfer?”
“What else am I supposed to tell him, Laenor? That you fucked off to Essos with your lover?”
“Hey, it was a mutual agreement. I leave, and you can marry Daemon.”
“Well, yes, but at least you could come up with your own excuse.” Rhaenyra rolled her eyes. They were bickering like a pair of old ladies who had known each other for life.
“Mom, care to explain?” Joffrey turned to Rhaenyra with a raised eyebrow, “Please don’t tell me my whole life is a lie.”
It turned out far worse than that. Joffrey, who had believed he was the son of Laenor and Rhaenyra until he was five, and then was told that in fact he was not Laenor’s son. He had believed for his whole 19 years of life that though he had never met his biological father, he had a mother who loved him very much, but this belief proved wrong today when he was revealed another shocking news about his parents.
“So you are saying, I am actually the child of dad and Mr. Harwin? Like, I am the genetic offspring of two men and you are just my surrogate mother?” Joffrey summed up the 30-minute speech he had just been told with a tone so calm that it worried Rhaenyra.
“I carried you in my body for 10 months, Joff. You are every bit of my son as well as theirs.” Rhaenyra made the boy sit down and cradled his head, “Nothing has changed, okay? If you don’t want to see your dad, I can kick him out right away. I will make sure he never shows up in front of you again if you so wish.”
The thing was, Joffrey didn't know what to wish. He always envied Jace and Luke, because not only did they remember Laenor, they had also spent several summer holidays with Mr. Harwin, who was supposed to their biological father, while Joffrey knew no father except Daemon. He had made peace with that, but the shocking news just made his will dissolve like bubbles in the sun.
“Why is he here?” Joffrey asked Rhaenyra as if he were a grumpy little boy who was determined not to look at Laenor.
“Son, I am sorry that I have been away, but trust me, it was the best way we could come up with at the time. The marriage between me and your mother was never a happy one, and you will be far better off having Daemon as a father figure than me.” Laenor spoke; he actually sounded wise this time, “I am not here to destroy your life. Consider me an addition. You can have another adult to talk to or rant at whenever you want. Hey, guess what? I can be your cool uncle, or dad, or pops, or anything else you want to call me.”
“He has some business to discuss here.” Rhaenyra told him gently, “Don't worry. He won’t stay with us. He’s just been bugging me about when he can see you, so I let him visit for a bit.”
“I would get a huge inheritance, a large seaside house and a hot half-sibling if it were a romcom movie.” Joffrey murmured, still burying his face in his mother’s bosom, but he didn't sound too distressed. He had seen enough drama in this house to be distressed by this anyway.
“Well, about that…”
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It turned out, Joffrey’s life was not a romcom. It was a twisted soap drama with too many coincidences to justify shit writing. For example, he learned that the business Laenor had in King’s Landing was actually getting official custody of his other mysterious son who he had left at a sept.
“You left your son at a sept? What kind of fucked up father are you?” Joffrey was so furious that he could punch Laenor’s handsome face with his bare fist.
“I had no choice! Joffrey threatened to break up with me! Not you, dear, Joffrey Lonmouth.” Laenor lifted both his hands as a surrender, “And the child’s mother didn't want him. It was a teenager mistake. I made sure to leave enough money for him!”
“He’s still going to foster care no matter how much money you left in his cradle.” Joffrey said coldly, “You can at least be a man and look after him yourself. Perhaps you and mom wouldn't even have to marry if you already had a son.”
“I know, I am a dick.” Laenor sighed, pinching his own nose bridge, “I contacted the sept where I left him, and found out that he was adopted for a while but his adopting family hasn’t really been taking care of him, so I decided to step up and be a man this time. That’s why I am here.”
“A bit too late for that.” Joffrey commented.
“I know.” Laenor replied, “I don't need redemption, but I want to make amends. I want to make amends with you too, Joffrey. I am so sorry that I have been absent all your life.”
“It sounds like your other son needs you more than me. You should start with him.” Joffrey said.
Laenor looked disappointed, because Joffrey’s words seemed like a rejection. However, as the boy‘s mother, Rhaenyra could tell that Joffrey had already forgiven Laenor. He was just too proud and stubborn to admit it.
Laenor promised that he would keep Joffrey updated with the legal process, and he did. Rhaenyra helped him find a lawyer and even attended the hearing as a character witness. The process went smoothly, and Laenor finally got full custody with the son he barely knew. Joffrey was happy for him, really, but his happiness was ruined when Laenor brought this boy to the Rhaenyra’s house to officially introduce him to the family.
“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.” Joffrey murmured to himself. It was supposed to be a whisper, but the room was so quiet that everyone heard him loud and clearly, including Aeg and Vis.
“Language, Joff!” Rhaenyra warned him, while Daemon just let out a sharp laugh.
“It’s okay, mom. We are not kids anymore, right, Aeg?” Viserys, who just celebrated his 14th birthday, winked at his 16 year-old brother.
Aegon just shrugged, too busy fiddling with his phone.
Joffrey didn't hear his mother’s warning at all. He just kept staring at this newcomer, a tall and handsome young man roughly Jace’s age, with well-groomed silver curls and a pair of light violet eyes. He wore a knit vest over a shirt, paired with jeans, casual but not too casual, relaxed but not too slack, a perfect balance between youthful and proper. He was relatively toned, if the veins on his forearm was any indication, yet he looked bookish at the same time with a pair of glasses on his nose. Just Joffrey’s type.
“You look familiar,” Lucerys commented after a while, “hey, Joff, is this the guy you disappeared with at the party?”
Joffrey tried to cover Lucerys’s mouth, but it was too late. The cat had already been out of the box.
“Disappear with?” Jace asked.
“Party?” Rhaenyra mirrored her eldest son’s frown.
Daemon laughed harder.
Joffrey didn't know what got him at this moment, but his first reaction was to jump up from his chair and took a hold of the guy’s collar, dragging him upstairs to his room and shutting the door with a loud bang.
“What the fuck?!” Joffrey shoved the guy against the wall, his fist inches away from the guy’s handsome face.
“Hello to you too.” The guy had the audacity to smile, “I wasn’t expecting such a warm welcome, Joffrey.”
“You fucking knew!” Joffrey was about to punch the guy but his fist was stopped by a large and calloused palm, and the next thing he knew, their position was reserved. Now Joffrey was the one being pinned against the wall.
“You seem to only know how to say fuck today.” The guy said, tilting Joffrey’s chin up, “Are you this eager, baby? Is that why you dragged me to your room?”
“Cut the crap, Daeron.” Joffrey spat, “We’ve been fucking for what, months now? And you have never, not even once, mentioned you are my gay dad’s accidental child. How dare you!”
Daeron chuckled, one hand on Joffrey’s chin and the other roaming down the boy’s torso.
“What difference will it make?” Daeron said with a flat tone, “I never lied to you. I told you that I was brought up in a church, and adopted by a religious family before they decided to send me away to Old Town. I never felt I belonged there. I ran away as soon as I turned 18, and have been working at the bar we met ever since.”
“I thought it was your lame pickup line.” Joffrey admitted before he could stop himself.
“And who believed my lame pickup line?” Daeron couldn’t help but lean in to kiss away the small pout on Joffrey’s lips, “You are so spoiled, Joffrey. You never know what it feels like when life deals you a shitty hand.”
“Fuck you.” Joffrey tried to bite Daeron’s tongue, but the damn blonde was so quick that he failed to catch it on time, “You don't know me at all.”
“Oh, but I do know you, little brother.” Daeron licked his lips like predator in front of a prey, “I know you so well that I want to destroy you. How come you have a loving mother, a wealthy stepdad, siblings who care about you, a biological dad who wants to beg for your forgiveness, a full scholarship, a nice life and everything, while I have been neglected my whole life?”
Joffrey had no words to say to that. He realized that he was indeed lucky, when Daeron put it like that, but he didn't take anything from anyone to achieve this. He could not be punished for being lucky.
“Joffrey? Is everything all right?” Rhaenyra’s voice came through the door with a soft knock, “Don’t do anything stupid, okay? We can work this out.”
“Listen to her. We can work this out, can't we, little brother?” Daeron chuckled as his hand came down to Joffrey’s groin, “I’ve heard that siblings tend to be attracted to each other. I guess that’s why we are so compatible in bed, aren’t we?”
Joffrey hadn't realized until this moment that he had been fucking his half-brother for months now.
Fuck, he was so screwed.
#house of the dragon#hotd#joffron#joffrey velaryon#daeron x joffrey#daeron the daring#curiouscat archive
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Rtp, will you be watching the gmmtv lineup event as it airs? Any predictions?
Non non, I will not be watching it as it airs. That's a Tuesday, so I will be watching Kiseki: Dear to Me and going to work like God and the United States capitalist society intended. It's only part one, so I also don't have the patience for this long con. Watching two parts live is a young person's game. Sad times.
However, I have no predictions, but I do have a long list of "praying to all the saints and lighting all the candles" requests.
10 Prayers I'm Sending Up to Heaven:
Midnight Museum 2 - This better happen or so help me baby Jesus, I will be insufferable.
Tired Gays The Series - Give my "older" gays their time to shine. Give me a BL about a man who is so great at his job, he hasn't had time for love, then he falls in love with his competition or the cute guy he always sees at the grocery story. Give me adults. And GIVE ME PAPANG AS THE LEAD!
Drake?! (you gotta say it like Soulja Boy) - Give him a lead again. Period.
Gym Bros - I need this like I need air. I've always wanted this but seeing Nanon and Pond work out in Dirty Laundry has me stuck on this scenario. What would be the plot? I don't care! Pair up the Joylada crew with Force as the lead, and it'll be like Mama Gogo but for gym rats. Do you see the vision?
JoongDunk - My troublesome tykes must be on my screen every single year, or I'll turn into dust. Joong pops up in shows by himself, but Dunk doesn't, so even if they aren't paired together (THE HORROR!), let Pretty Boy Dunk show up somewhere alone for once.
Fluke Squared - I have a Fluke Pusit-as-the-lead agenda, and Fluke Gawin should be the other half of that equation. If not, give Fluke Pusit and Thor another shot because they did so well in The Warp Effect.
Another TWO GLs - I write "another" even though we have yet to get the first, but I need more appreciation for the ladies, and we can get that with more GLs.
Good Title - Title barely came into GMMTV this year, but has already been in three shows . . . as the bad guy. Can he play someone nice in 2024? I can't hate this man every show. That's rude.
Inn x Title - GMMTV now has Miracle of Teddy Bear's Inn on its roster too. Don't waste these men. Put 'em together!
FirstKhao romcom with Sea as support! - If Ray would get a threesome in Only Friends, it would be with a character Sea is playing. That's all I gotta say about that.
I'll pray about it, but, honestly, I'll take whatever GMMTV gives me. PerthChimon were not expected last year, then the lineup reveal hit with them screaming they "fucking hated" each other, and Dangerous Romance is now my entire personality. GMMTV doles out so many shows, that I'm sure there will be at least one if not six shows I'll look forward to. But if I had to pick one?
MIDNIGHT MUSEUM 2 OR I RIOT!
#midnight museum 2#that's all I want#I don't give two effs about anything else#gmmtv 2024#fluke pusit as a lead#and papang too#I can get behind those#but midnight museum 2 haunts me#GIVE IT TO ME!
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I do in fact enjoy how Kristen can never not go all in on something. Especially compared to her friends.
Found out she's gay? Entire personality now baby! The camera pans to Fig making out with her own girlfriend
Wanted to be stronger? Protein shakes! Gym bro podcasts! Everything is about this now! The camera pans to Adaine who has more than doubled her strength score and is simply not mentioning it
Running for president? Campaign party! Talking points! Ties! Pans over to Riz quietly signing up for every club and barely telling anyone about it.
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[Bigger age gap, Mob learns things about Ritsu (nsfw-ish)]
MobRit | Mob Psycho 100 cw: big age gap + incest 29-05-2023
omg guys, this, but make it #mobrit.
Where Mob is a lot older than Ritsu. Ritsu grows up to have a crush on his brother and online fun time leads him to learn he might be a little kinky too.
Mob who finds out about it either by catching Ritsu watching those video
or with the browser history (would be hilarious if Ritsu borrowed Mob's laptop and this is how he found out, what a shameless lill' bro 🤭).
Maybe Mob find out by the same occasion that Ritsu's gay (or a least, attracted to men). Maybe he tries asking if Ritsu has a crush on any guys at school and out of frustration Ritsu confesses by accident.
Cue Mob accepting, because who he is but a good older brother that loves him baby bro dearly 🥰
Mob who grows to wanting to be a gym teacher and ended up even interning at Ritsu's school. Now they can even be freaky at school and no one will question why Ritsu is spending so much time with Mob, since they are brothers.
He takes cute lill' Ritsu anywhere. The closer they get to being caught the more exciting it is. He even makes him wear pretty things under his uniforms 👀🥰
Original
#my writing#tweet archive#short story#mob psycho 100#mobrit#shigeo kageyama#ritsu kageyama.#bigger age gap#kink discovery#nsfw-ish#nsft#cw !ncest#cw age gap#0k - 1k words
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Wandeee Goodday EP 8 Unhinged Tangent Thoughts
After a not so great ep we're now back again with the moronsexuals doctor and boxer. will they finally use their mouths to do the talking or will they keep using it for sexy funtimes? who know, but either way i'm down.
Good, now aplogize more there are like shit load of stuff that you need to make more clear.
Daddy issue in my bl, how original. hehe for real tho this is actually pretty interesting and i hope it will pay off soon.
I was literally eating Somtam when i was watching this scene. what a coinkydink.
Fuck me that looks so good. my Somtam was a leftover from this early morning so it was kinda meh. and those nam sausage looks nice ahhhhhh now i'm hungry again.
God these gym bros are so gays no wonder Yak and Dee's relationship has not leaks to the public yet (or it just an oversight in the writing.)
Branded trouple trio when gmmtv? WHEN!! cause if you going to keep doing this bullshit at least give us some polys.
I saw that hand slided Cher i saw it!! good job!
Oh hi papa Phadetseuk, i shall nickname you dad vader!
i'm with eyebrows a fancy ball, i'd nope out too.
Give this ace king a prince god damn it show! it what we want/need. i'm willing to sell my never going to exist first born for a chance to see this man be happy with a boyfriend who understand him.
the audacity and nerve of this man. god i wish he could come and ruin my life.
Ok nvm i stopped feeling sorry for her. she and dr. no is yes deserve each other.
"we have every species in fairy tale" is what they said in thai. so fursuits?? what ya'll are thinking it too.
these outfits made me want to waer modern traditional thai men wears cuase like some of them slap so hard. like this one:
So radiants. god i hate pretty people 😫why are they has to be so pretty!!
Ok so my delulu fanwank explanation for why Dee was so indecisive last ep is that he was too afraid to let the clock start with Yak cause with his trauma of losing both his parents he fear that if he let a new clock start by commiting to Yak someday that clock will ran out and stopped like his parents. anyways time and love and whatnot.
I can't explain the emotions i felt with Yei proposing with an invisible ring. it felt so right, cause yes marriage equality bill is passed but it also technically not a tangible thing that i can do until what october, november. so having an ring that does not exist yet but will soon be. feels perfect for what we queer thais are at right now.
this scene meant the world to me and from the bottom of my heart thank you, thank you to everyone that fighted for this. thank you for fighting for my future. someday i hope i could experience this too.
Anyway where am i? oh right being unhinged. ew gross lactasoy i hated you since i was a tiny baby. your black sesame flavored one is alright though.
god damn it, it's always the nice guy.
Oh you prince not so charming you sucked so hard. i love you.
Yes queen destroy that little bitch!
Meh, i can work with this ต้มจืด i just need some white pepper and fish sauce.
look i'm happy for him that he no longer care what other people thinks, but dude this move is 8 years too dang late.
Time and Love.
this ep felt like a fairy tale and although i still have some gripe about how everything from last ep was resolved too easily. and Yak and Dee dynamics still not 100% perfect for me. i can't say that this ep didn't made me swooned. and THAT PROPOSAL SCENEl! oh my god, i'm burting with joy and hope, what a perfect timing of a scene.
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From Ignorance to Betrayal: Hinata's Journey
Introduction
Tendou Shoyo a bright Bubbly boy know as everybody sunshine Age 18 years old Gay/Non Binary 2nd year karasuno Sibling to Tendou Satori Relationship soon to be ex Daichi captain Of karasuno Childhood bestfriend yamaguchi and Tsukishima Kei Sugru Daishou Cousins Semi Eita Ushijima Kozume siblings Step brother Yuiji Terushima
Beep Beep Beep
“Ugh why do I set that blasted thing god for sakes alarm Well time to get ready for school let’s see what to wear today need to be looking cute but feeling like the bad bitch I am umm this cute but dangerous plus extra hight”
Once I double checked in the mirror and I felt the way I wanted I went downstairs to see my brother had made us breakfast “morning Sato-Ni-chan what did you make for breakfast today” “Morning baby brother are you dressed for school or a date also I made Your favourite so eat then I am taking you to school now get your stuff and let's go” Shoyo ran and got their stuff then ran to their brother's car.
Chapter 1 I turned up at my school said goodbye and thank you to my brother and went straight to the gym now I slightly regret showing up at the gym because I heard them talking Suga: “So he is officially off the team at least I'll be free of that brat if I hear him call me Mom one more time I will swing for him”
Kags: “hopefully so when are we kicking Hinata off the team”
Daichi: “Today as so as he shows up”
Yachi: “About time I don't think I can take one more stupid questions”
Tsukishima: you're meant to be his boyfriend and the rest of you are meant to be his friends
Daichi: “No I just used him for his body and we used him to beat Shiratorizawa
Luna:” Wtf you used my cousin like that you sick fucks”
Everyone: Cousin
Yams: I've been knew
Tsukishima: I've been knew
Luna: “Thanks Kei for keeping to yourself you to yams
Yams:”what are childhood best friends for
Shoyo Walked away and went to the principals office to ask for transfer papers he was transferring to his brothers school the next thing he had to do was call his brother and tell him everything that happened that he was gonna call his bestfriend Suguru see if you could come over
Chapter 2 Shoyo was upset and heartbroken his so-called friends would betray him like this so he calls his brother
In a phone call 📱 with tendou
Shoyo:📞Tendou I am leaving Karasuno and me and Daichi is over
Tendou:📞what happened
Shoyo:📞they were using me and Daichi Was just using my body
Tendou:📞the fuck what school are you transferring too
Shoyo:📞 I’m transferring to your school I'm going to be with you, Sato-Ni-Chan Eita-Ni and Ushi-Ni right now I am just waiting for Suguru
Tendou:📞okay go home I'll see you, late love you, little bro
Shoyo:📞love you too Daishou is here now I'm going to go now
Chapter 3
In the mixed team's group chat
Suga: hey guys have any of you see Hinata he didn't show up to practice
Luna: yeah I wonder why
Yams:^ Tsukki:^
Kawa: what happened to chibi chan
Luna: ask them
Ushi: what happened to Sho
Kenma: Cuz Calm down I am sure they are fine
Daishou forced his way into the chat
Kuroo: why is the snake here
Daisho: Because i am the one with Sho i am the one claiming them down all they keeps saying is they were used So who upset my Sho
Luna: it’s true Suguru-Ni karasuno was using them to beat their brothers team and daichi san was just using them for their body
Tendou: how is my brother is he okay Suguru
Daishou: does me sitting next to them in a hospital while they have a severe anxiety and panic attack count as being okay because that is currently what is happening with them and where we are
Kyio: karasuno you fucked up I hope you come to realise what you lost
Kawa: I second that you lost a sweet loving kid a genuine loyal friend and a literal ball of sun
Kita: now look where it’s got we should have your team disbanded
Luna: some of us stayed loyal to my cousin babe
Kita: who moonlight
Luna:Well besides me because family Kei yams childhood best friends The only ones under question is noya tanaka enno and asahi
Semi: thanks cuz for the info
Luna: always Eita-Ni
Daishou: Oh sho said they are moving to shiratorizawa to be with you guys I would like my baby sunshine to be with me but I know they would never leave their brother and cousins so I will pop by when I can right now I am staying because they are very emotional and Tendou you know how clingy they can get
Tendou: yep look after them
Ushi:I’m Happy to have my baby cuz come to our school and the best part is they can play any position we throw at them
Semi: they’re mainly a setter like me trained them myself the blocking you can guy who was the mentor there
Shira : and they could also be an ace which means Ushijima san they could take your position
Ushi: they are next in line to take it
Suga: You all keep call him they
Tsukki:Yes because shoyo is non binary they don’t gender themselves as male or female
Yachi:Is that why he cross dresses i said he was a weirdo
Kiyo:So misgender them its offencive crows put your manager on a leash
Everyone was absolutely disgusted by the way karasuno just carried on misgender Sho like it wasn’t a big deal
Luna:How my Cuz Su
Daishou: They cried themselves to sleep
Yams:Me and kei will be there later
Tsukki:Yeah i’ll bring the meatbuns
Daishou:Okay see you later
Chapter 4
Next thing all of Karasuno knew they Message from the teacher Takada sensei saying this
Me and coach Ukai heard everything that happened in the gym and we read everything here as of now karasuno are disbanded till they can prove themselves daichi you don’t have a say who gets kicked Ukai does pull that stunt again you will be stripped from your position do i make myself clear
The team:Yes sensei
Takada:Now before you start plotting revenge you are not to go near shoyo if I hear from one of the other coaches you have gone anywhere near shoyo then this team will be disbanded for good
The team:Yes sensei
Takada:And daishou was it tell shoyo to get better and we will miss seeing them around
The team:Wait you knew about shoyo being non binary and never told us
Takada:Its not my place now everyone offline and I mean everyone
Everyone: Hai
Chapter 5 Today Shoyo starts their new school with their brother and cousins they made sure to take Sho every class and made sure no one starts on them or they will be anwsering to the family Sho had a good day overall but they were looking forward to volleyball practice they watched the clock tick down the hours for volleyball Shot time skip to volleyball practice
Half said though suguru showed up at the gym and yelled “knock knock come to see how my baby is fitting in and settling” “Su I am fine I would be a lot more happy if these lot weren’t be on guard and act there ready to attack people like rabid attack dogs literally anyone tries to come near me to talk these idiots will start barking and Eita-Nii starts turning mother hen I thought I came to school to get away from that adverts I’ve got it here too”. Daishou was on the floor laughing his ass off at this point “sorry luv I’ve known your family from when we were kids I forget how Nutz they are at times” “I’m beginning to wonder if that was a compliment or a backhanded insult at me” “ it was a compliment babe I swear come on let’s play show me how good you got”
Like Sho daishou can play any Position so right now he is setting for sho to spike daishou sets the ball all falling toss and Sho darted gave it 100% the ball bounced off the wall and out the gym
“Wow babe was that your full power” “Yep I was at 100% but I think I can push past that” “Okay I‘ll set again show me I want to see a dent on the wall or the floor luv” “Bring it edgelord” “Edgelord should I feel flatter or insulted by that” “Both Suguru” “Yuiji-Nii you’re back how was your trip to Europe” “It was fine” “Your not allowed back are you” “Nope now set the ball for our Sho I can see him getting fidgety over there” “You going to tell me about it” “ were you going to tell me about Karasuno betraying sho and hurting them” “But look at them happy and they are more faster hang on Yo E set for Sho for a bit I am going to talk Yuiji” Semi worked with Sho because he knew they had a practice match against karasuno the next day
Chapter 6 Next day practice match Sho was starting out as a setter then they were making him switch as a junior Ace and take Ushijima spot while Sho and his family members were warming up Daishou quickly ran to them and said “Do your best out there love and make your old team look like idiots then dinner on me regardless weather you win or lose okay baby” “Okay thanks for the pep talk Suguru” “Love you baby have a good game” “Love you Su and I will”
Match start the captains greeted each other and it was karasuno up to serve which worked for Shiratorizawa Tendou received and passed it to his little brother who set it to ushijima who slammed it down Kageyama said “your a setter since when” “Didn’t you hear us say my brother can play any position that includes setter” Goshiki served noya received it went straight to Sho who did a setter dump right under kageyamas nose after making it look like he was going to set to Tendou and got salt boy out the way in the end shiratorizawa won the set it was time for Sho to switch position and ushijima went off not before saying “kick their asses out there Cousin” semi came in as the setter and the match started again karasuno served they thought Sho was still the setter Sho recieved and sent it semi sent it back to sho who used 100% power and they didn’t see the Ball coming or going “ what the hell was that” Asked Daichi “ we’re we holding him back this whole time” asked noya
“Finally someone gets it’s done you shouldn’t of sent it to my brother what you thought he was still playing setter no ushijima walked off they are their cousin’s junior ace that’s what they are playing wish you still had them don’t”
Daichi thoughts 💭 how does them know we still want them but we fucked up
In the end Shiratorizawa won straight sets
Daishou ran to Sho and kissed him “great job Hunny”
“Daichi: “that’s my boyfriend you’re kissing
Sho: no I’m not not anymore right here right now I am officially ending us I couldn’t end us in the karasuno group chat because someone kicked me out Babe let’s go after dinner want to study with me I can help you with math
Daishou: sure hunny and for the record daichi how can Sho be your boyfriend when they don’t have a gender stop trying to claim and label my life partner glady to see you have come to your senses babe
Sho: mum and dad are right we have to get married our business depends on it any way dinner and homework
Kageyama: when did you become smart Boke
Tsukki: always they always been smart when they were in karasuno you know their grades were 100% right
Kageyama: so why did he get held back that practice match
Yams: some bitch was trying to start something she was about to clam r@pe if me and Tsukki told the teacher that Sho do go for girls their gay and stop Misgendering them
Chapter 7
Teru:Also Suguru Sho is right you two need to get married the fate of all our businesses rest on you two
“Then I guess I should to this properly hun give me your ring our parents gave you” Shoyo handed over the ring he kept on a chain around his neck and Daishou got on one knee and said “ Tendou Shoyo will you be my life partner and marry me”
“Baka Suguru Baka of course at least I am marrying for love as well as business reasons”
“But your a first year” kageyama said “I thought setters were meant to be observant I am a second year kid I am coming up for my 3rd year your a 1st year me tsukki and yams will be in our final year” “the joys of being older shrimpy anyway don’t you have a homework and dinner date with your husband to be” “shit you right Su babe let’s go I’ll help you in your weak subjects” “It helps having a smart partner as a personal tutor” “For that smart mouth comment should I really help you”
Chapter 8 After the match Karasuno went home sour but also regretful they really did screw up daichi felt like he lost a part of him why did he have to say he was only using Hinata for his body daichi walked into the gym “anyone else feel disgusted and disappointed in themselves” everyone said yes daichi said “I feel revolted by myself and what I said”Kiyoko walked in and said you all woke up to yourselves and how disgusting you are glad Sho is away from this toxic team because of your behaviour you have given karasuno a foul name in other prefectures other teams don’t want to know you if that’s the way the crows treat teammates” “So you are saying we messed up that bad other teams don’t want to know us we are back to square one what if we make it up to sho” how do you plan to make it up to them you find every way to lower their self esteem and misgender them” “I don’t know maybe if we learn more about Non binary so we can avoid making the same mistake for future players joining the team
Chapter 9 Today was a weekend so Daishou decided he would take Sho out on a Date he had a rough idea what he wanted to do so he set some clothes out for sho and left a note
Hey baby i left you this outfit and breakfast I am taking you out of a this is the location just punch it into your phone GPS and I’ll see you there love your Sugu
He went down stairs and made sho some heart shaped pancakes and then left for the location Sho started to wake up he was hoping to get a hug but the bed felt cold he woke up completely and saw the outfit suguru picked out
Which was leggings one oh Daishou’s hoodies and and trainers he read the note and then ran downstairs to indeed find breakfast he then put in the coordinates daishou left him and took the car his brother gave him on his sweet 16
I drove to the location and found myself outside the gates of an amusement park I got out the car and went to find Suguru Before I could walk anymore I felt two sting hands wrap around me and a pair of lips on my neck “hey baby we have the whole park more or less to ourselves so today I am going to spoil you and treat you like a queen”
They had a great time and Suguru said “Sho I want to start planning our wedding but I want you to have a say and Unless you still have your future plans journal where you planned out how to want your future including your future wedding “
“Of course I still have it that journal was the biggest part of our childhood”
Chapter 10 I went to get my journal when I got home and we went though it “Su remember this one I said I was gonna get a horse and make it look a my little pony”
“And you did get a pony load knows you tried as well omg I just saw the next page I remember that Christ”
Sho turned over and there was plans for barbies wedding to action man “enlighten me why we planned a fucking dolls wedding” “I believe your exact words were I am practicing for our wedding” while going though the journal sho got a message from their old GC
The crows —their sunshine
Daichi: Shoyo please come back to us
Noya: we are sorry kohai
Tsukki: shrimp come back we were out of order
Back with daishou and Sho
Sho: are we going to let my siblings tell them I’ve graduated already or let them beg a little more
Daishou: baby you’re evil
Sho: now tell me something I don’t know I’ll text my brothers
Sho text Tendou and Teru and they said they were on it and asked how the wedding planning was going which he said it is great but they are think private just family no fuss
Chapter 11 In the main group chat karasuno thought they would ask Sho there to come back to them yeah they really don’t know the meaning of the word quit
Noya: Shoyo please we need you
Kags: Boke please come back I need you
Akaashi: oya
Bokuto: oya oya
Kuroo: oya oya oya
Tendou: leave my brother alone crows
Teru: our brother ten
Kenma: whose gonna tell them
Semi: let sho do it i want the 🍵
Suna: someone say tea 🍵
Back with daishou and Sho:
Babe my phone is blowing up mine to let see Sho baby it’s your team
Sho is online
Daishou is online
Sho: hey brothers cousins
The fam: hey Sho
Suga: my baby we want you back
Sho: pfft no can do
Kags: whys that Boke
Sho: Eita Nii do want to tell them
Semi: let your brother do it cuz I want to see how they react
Tendou: Bet my baby brother graduated already with honours and is currently planning a wedding before him and Daishou start college in the USA he would of gaduated with honours from karasuno but you lot had to chase him out
EVERYONE-the family:what ?!
Sho: yep and I am not planning a wedding it is just a privately cermoney with close friends and family right hun
Daishou: that’s right my baby sunflower also babes I’m ordering take out tonight as nither of us feel like cooking what do you want
Sho : you
Daishou: lovely thought hun I’m not on the menu should I just get our usual Katsudon
Kags: so wait how does a Boke like you graduate with honours
Teru: I am gonna smack a bitch in a minute listen here you little shit they aren’t dumb Kiyoko can confirm this but when they were at karasuno there were a top student
Kiyoko: it is true they use to help yachi study they was the smartest in the school
Sho: 😆 leaving a traitor school best thing I did I graduated I am getting married then going to the same college as my husband
Daishou: while also signing up and playing for MSBY black jackels and the Japan International team while also signing up for a team in argentina for 2 years
she : yep very true so Atsumu Bokuto and sakusa I will be on the MSBY with you and Yaku and suna are the only names I've been given but I will be on the Japan International team with you and Oikawa I will be on the Argentina team with you
All names mentioned: works for us
Daishou: And wherever Sho goes I go so yeah I will be going with them to Argentina
Kenma:see what you could of had karasuno expect you lost them when they went to my cousins school and faired a lot better
Suga: we were holding them back
Kuroo: seems like it look at chibi chan now okay I don’t approve on who they are marrying but you can’t stop the childhood best friend trope
Bokuto: like me and Akashi and you and Kenma it’s like a curse but the best curse
Chapter 12
Karasuno after reading everything agreed they were holding Sho back and decided to give up Kageyama moved on he figured that Sho was happy and all he was doing was causing heartache not just for himself but Sho as well and as for sho he is currently in America with their husband in college studying as well as preparing for Argentina along with their husband because wherever Sho goes Suguru goes The time had come for Sho to fly to Argentina and they are going to be their for 2-3 years while they was there they earned the name Ninja Sho and will be representing Japan with Kawa in the Olympics after that after that they Joined MSBY and the Japan international team and was slowly ready to settle down and start a family he finally got his life together and he also know as best and number one decoy in Japan and what happened to karasuno they disbanded to avoid anything happening like this again.
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Worm
Residual
From Paul McCartney's
Birthday
Don't Jump On Me
Like A Cougar
Might Be A Knight
Not A Granite
Spotted Rock Tree Frog
Might Be Britney
Divine
Not A B
Or A B***
But
A $$$ Billionaire!!!
Peace & Namaste,
Nitya Nella Davigo Azam Moezzi Huntley Rawal
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Damn this felt so good!!!
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