#baby BOIIIIIIII

[oldmanpusspuss]

this moment has some really good quotes "you dunk it in your coffee dipshit!" "YOU want to talk about irresponsible eating???" "I ate a breakfast burrito the size of a baby's arm" "why don't you get of my back, horny boiiiiiiii"

[best-of-theworst]

My cat's name is Tofik.

But, as all pet parents know, you don't call your pets JUST by their name.

Here's a list of things I call my Cat:

(I don't know why you'd want to read this but it's funny at times so go for it lmfao)

- PomPom

- PumPum

- Fluffy man

- Bad boiiiiiiii

- Fat boiiiiiii

- Chunky

- Hoe

- Toffee

- Toff

- TunTun

- Tun tun tuuurururu ru tu tu

- Big boiiiii

- Answering machine

- Small paws man

- The piano man

- The weekly entertainment

- Fatass

- Dumb

- Colonizer

- Dinosaur

- Mini Cow

- Micro Cow

- Puma

- Sad excuse for a tiger

- Asthma boiiii

- Asthma man

- The large

- XXL

- BBL boiiiiiii

- Faggot

- The only known gay cat

- Mayonnaise

- "Get off that right now!!!!"

- "Stop scratching it!!!!"

- Soup boiiiii

- Blueberry

- Water drinker 2000

- Horse

- Bitch boiiii

- Slut man

- The fluffiest boy in the world

- Princes

- Tuna

- Permanently fat

- Couch occupier

- Cow Cat

- Pure Perfection

- Oreo Cat

- Choking hazard

- Owl

- Pretty boiiiii

- Hehehehehehehehehe

- Alarm clock

- Nervous system

- Rainbow

- My son/child/baby/boy/love

- The thickest slowest Doberman

- Emotional support idiot

- Michael Jackson

- Pearl

- Phantom of the Opera

- Thomas Jefferson

- Voyager 1

- Sunflower

- Witch

- Average LOL player

- Toblerone

- Muffin Man

- Clown hunter

- Spooky scary skeleton

- Dinner bell

- Thick

- Lord of the litter box

- The Great Fatsby

- MacDonald

- Erotica writer

- Music Man

- Freddy Fazbear

- The man behind the slather

- Squid Game survivor

- Pink pony cat

- Covid 19

- Antelope

- Mayor West

- Obesity mascot

- The lost city of Atlantis

- The only real problem with this country

- Maple syrup

- The fastest fluff boiiii

- Cabbage

- Gotta go fast

- Church goer

- Avenger

- Harry Potter

- SLAY

- Banana man

- Sleepy boy

- Michael Angelo

- The man after midnight

- Smooth criminal

- Gofer

- Bun

- Olé

- Penini

- Small elephant

- Eeeee macarena

- The lost boy

- Albert Einstein

- Tamtam

- Bebeee

- Blues and Jazz

- Rain

- Lovely

- My favorite thing

Yea... there's a lot more... those are just the ones I can remember of the top of my head.

[nutria--oscura]

Y'ALL HAVE ME SO SCARED FOR THIS (@cookies-over-yonder @officialgleamstar y'all's posts have slain me) HERE WE GO

like, i'm crting and i haven't even stareted the ep yet wtf-

~spoilers for S2 ep35 under the cut~

preface: I AM SCARED I AM CLUTCHING NICK JR (mouse/rat soft toy) ON THE VERGE OF TEARS

THE PASTA PUNS IN THE INTRO

the sound effects low-key make me wanna throw up-

update: the sound effects make me high-key wanna throw up-

the intro is the high before the storm right? oh dear~

yesss, link is a spouse to his best friends <3

gosh I missed their voices so much <333 <- literally have 100+ episodes it can listen to whenever they want

freddie correcting beth's fact is literally my best friend and i on a daily basis (whos who? we take turns)

i could listen to an entire podcast of just freddie saying facts. like genuinly

HERMIE FACT??? SCAM CONJURED HIM INTO EXISTENCE AS A HIGHSCHOOLER??? MY POOR BOI-

TJ SHOT NICK'S ARM OFF WHAAAAAAA-

TERRY :) WHAT:)?

"your time studying the blade has served you well" what is hapening?

whAT IS HAPPENING????

Terry Jr's back <333

"i did not think that's how this fight was gonna go" same will- same

hey imps? what the fu-

NORMAL'S BACK BOIIIIIIII

ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL NAT 1 HAH

SCARY AND TERRY JR <3

MEMORY TIME OH DEARRR

"in going from enemies to lovers so to speak"

all the fanfics were right- (nicky's reasoning, him attempting to reason with the others)

ron and nicky are such a vibe together honestly

OH NO- NICKY WAS SO REASONABLE TOO AND YET-

LARK AND SPARROW WITH CROSSBOWS TERRY WITH A SHOTGUN WHERE'S GRANT???

"and a badass fight ensues, but also sad"

oh there's grant

OH WE GOT THE WHOLE ASS SCENE OH SHIT-

TERRY SHOT NICKY, NICKY STABBED TERRY-

TERRY JR AND RON <33

terry's memory being ron forgiving him- (henry voice) oh gosh. oh geez-

"did you see what i did to like, my best friend" BEST F R I E N D

"you showed up, y'know?" what if i just combust?

Scary hugging Terry<333

THEY'RE ALL HUGGING

oh my heart

hey glenn, respectfully, fuck offffff

nicky having more emotional intelligence than glenn is so true-

OH HERE COMES THE GLENN AND NICKY AND TAYLOR SHIT-

"i have a memory that you weren't around for. which was the birth of your grandson" AHHHHHHH

"i always thought taylor came out real quiet. like a real stoic ninja." "nope. came out crying like a baby dude"

glenn... glENN. GLENN! NO. NOT INFRONT OF YOUR 3 DAY OLD GRANDSON

THE FANFICTIONS WERE SO RIGHT- (GLENN IN NICKY'S LIFE BEFORE THE FAITHFULL SOCCER TRIP)

brb cause im like actually crying cause of that scene-

ok... lets go... (screaming crying sobbing sliding down a wall)

JODIE VISITEDDDD

FUCKING TELL HIM NICKYYYY FUCKING TELL HIMMMM

"i remember when... was that you? yea, i remember when you were born." WHAT DO YOU MEAN WAS THAT YOU???? THAT WAS YOUR FUCKING SON

YES GLENN. REFLECT BITCH-

"i didn't see a lot of taylor's growing up, and that was- that was- we're cool now, right taylor?" "fuck yea dawgggg. well-" HERE IT COMES

I AM HEEDING THE WARNINGS

"if i'm gonna be honest dad, i've kinda been hoping and keeping an eye out for time travel magic so that we could go back in time and you could be there for me" imma go ahead an roll a d20 of psychic damage- ah, a nat20 damage, yea that seems about righ- HIS VOICE HOW IT WENT ALL SOFT AND QUIET AND SHY AND THE COMPLETE FUCKING OPPOSITE OF HOW HE IS USUALLY OH SHIT OH FUCK

NICKY ROLL PSYCHIC DAMAGE BOI-

"as a result i have developed a number of very bad habits, that i am told are very hard to break"

"it's too late"

"but you know if there is time travel magic, then y'know maybe- or if you find it, you can maybe, pick me up on the way back to the past" HIS VOICE, THE MAYBES-

"we're just 3 cool guys" "well-"

"i didn't even know where you were"

I'M SORRY- THREE (3) YEARS????

NICKY NO- DON'T-

more memories??? MORE MEMORIES??? OH NO-

OUCH OUCH OUCH O U C H-

HE'S DONE WITH KARATE- NO- NO NO NO N O

FUCKING HELL FUCK ME-

sorry, i have strong feeling w/ regards to parents not showing up to (sprots) stuff

~a pattern~

YES LINK, STARE DAGGERS INTO HIM, DEFEND YOUR QPR BESTIE

the- the fanfics were right (glenn keeping his distance not wanting to fuck nicky up but consequentially fucking nicky up)

"as you're saying this, without even wanting it to, tears are rolling down your cheeks. And in that moment, you and Taylor and Nick, all realise that there is no fixing this, that this is as good as it's going to get. That you are stuck with each other in the forms that you are now. You see daddymagic, that same daddymagic that exited Ron and Terry's body, emanate for their bodies like a fine mist coalesce into the air, and then zip into the jar and fill it up a little bit more, cause that's what your relationship is..." what if i- what if i lost it? right here right now?

gosh i DID NOT heed the warnings oh noooooooo

i'm sorry- the US MILITARY? oh fbi too

hahahahahahahah ha hah h a what? JODIE AND MORGAN ARE IN CUFFS-

GLENN LISTEN TO JODIE FFS

"i'd like to see you try" "hey is glenn immune to bullets?"

LINK KING OF HELLL HEYYYYYYYYYY-

NORMAL NO. BESTIE I LOVE YOU HECK I AM YOU BUT FUCK NO-

"dude- both of us look at each other - fear, fear in taylor's eyes. like, what the fuck are we getting into? why did i open my mouth?" FEAR IN TAYLOR'S EYES??? FEAR????

I'M SORRY? THE CAGE????

FIGHT TO THE DEATH??? NOOOOOOOOOOO

In conclusion:

I am now obsessed with Taylor Swift (Freddie's version)

[whisperingexecutioner]

Yaaaaasss, more art of my baby boiiiiiiii -S t i t c h- X'D <3<3<3

CW sketches 1/2

[ichayalovesyou]

The cognitive dissonance of knowing as a fact TOS Chekov is a 22 year old man (slightly older than me), and KNOWING he’s got training and life experience and stuff and that he is not in fact a 12 year old goblin child. But the my SOUL going “💕bæby 💕” every time he’s on screen is slowly killing me.

[thetootster]

😭😭👌❤️😭👌❤️😭❤️👌❤️💖💖❤️💖✨👌✨❤️💖👌✨✨💖✨👌❤️💖✨👌❤️💖✨👌✨❤️💖✨

[ryusxnka-moved]

[nylwnder]

i’m smiling cause i got travis back in the lineup 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[huesofmoon]

Hozier, a gigantic 6'5" man who's 10 inches taller than I am : **exists**

Me : aweee, he is baby, I want to put him inside my pocket and protect him from all evil, he is best baby and I shall shower him with lots of love

[shuuunin]

[yunhogf]

Well, when life gives you lemons BUM BAH BUM BADUM BUM B U M

why must you hurt me this way

[bisharp-that-likes-chips]

I saw request with a reader who talks in spanish but how about main 4 with reader who talks in german (and is from germany)

Sorry if my english is a bit sussy

YEAAAA BOIIIIIIII

Hank:

When you said something in German, he tilted his head in confusion

You told him you were speaking another language, which sadly, he didnt know there were any other kinds of language, (he didnt even know what the word language even meant.

Hank wanted to learn some words in German cuz he was interested in ur unique way of talking

He likes to use German words he learned from you to insult Deimos like “vollidiot” (dumbass)

Sanford:

He’s extremely interested in the way you speak.

It makes him want…no ITCH to learn German, cuz he wants to be like you.

He sometimes takes notes when you teach him German just so that he doesn't forget anything.

He’ll use German words to make fun of Deimos (e.g. dummkopf which means idiot, or feigling which means coward)

Or he’ll compliment you in German like calling you “wunderschönen” (beautiful) or “niedlich” (cute)

Deimos:

He is very confused, like he was wondering if you were speaking some secret language.

You had to tell him that you were speaking German which was the language used in a different country called Germany.

He’s very curious about it but instead of asking you to teach him, he’ll look up German words to say to you.

He wants you to be impressed with him when he surprises you by telling you something in German

Of course, with the things he’s learned, Deimos will flirt with you in German, like saying “Jo was ist Schätzchen?” (Yo what’s up baby?) or “Du siehst echt sexy aus” (You lookin real sexy)

When he learned that “bae” actually means “poop” he facepalmed and called himself an idiot for not learning.

2BDamned:

2B is very intelligent and fluent in many languages including German

He was quite surprised when he heard you speak German for the first time. It’s been a long time since he met anyone outside of Nevada, let alone the USA

You and him get into a great relationship, often having conversations in German, watching German dubbed movies, sometimes you’ll talk to him about more stuff about the culture of Germany and believe me, he never gets bored.

The two of you don’t care if you act so romantic towards each other that the others get annoyed and disgusted, since they don’t understand what the two of you are saying anyway.

2BDamned has dreamed about starting a new life with you in Germany, and perhaps make you his wife/husband/spouse

Sorry if it’s too identical to the Spanish post, I did whatever was in my mind.

[devilduckdad]

*Tears in his eyes*

Baby boiiiiiiii

*knocks one of your rubber ducks onto the floor while purring*

-cursed cat Alastor (because I can’t ask with that one because I can only ask with my main)

KITTY

…

Ugly kitty

Where did you come from, lil guy?

[astroid-wanderer]

My baby boiiiiiiii!!

Hello and welcome back!

Cuddles!!

I think that he would be a bit weirded out when you first introduce him to cuddles

Like ???

Poor baby is confused

“I don’t understand how this benefits the both of us…? Is there some sort of special connection that occurs during one’s time in this position?”

:|

He likes cuddling tho

He finds it cute to wake up after falling asleep while spooning and looks down at your cute little face.

“My dearest y/n… it’s mesmerizing how  adorable you look while you sleep… you make me feel… so happy…”

Man’s has heart eyes when he sees your sleepy face

“Tenya? What’s…going on…?”

“Go back to sleep my dearest, everything is taken care of.”

He likes to roam his hands on your body

Not in a sexual way tho

He just likes how you feel to him and wants to memorize all the nooks and crannies that your body has

If you have freckles scattered about he likes to count them and touch them with his fingers

*peaceful y/n sleeping* “…. 6 …*poke* … 7 …*poke*”

Please send me requests!!

[waitimcomingtoo]

Are you From?

Maybe I sounds crazy 🤣. But I know that I follow someone who is also Brazilian like me.

I remember that person is from Tom Holland fandom. But I can't remember what Tumblr is

I’m from New York baby boiiiiiiii

[purekesseltrash]

I know all the answers already,,,, BUT I GOTTA ASK ABOUT OUR BOY SHOUJI FOR THE CHARACTER ASK ♡♡

MY BABY BOIIIIIIII 

 1: sexuality headcanon - probably gay but I could see him being bi. 

 2: otp - shoutoko, of course. 

 3: brotp - him and tsu but also, him and momo are just. It's so cute. I can so totally see them being bros. He would be respectful of her just because she's a person and he doesn't seem to be the type of dude who would be wowed by her money or whatever and she would probably be a chill and interesting person to talk to. I also imagine that he and Jirou are probably pretty good buddies after their work study with Gang Orca. And of course, Shouji and Ojiro have to be buds. 

 4: notp - I saw Shouji/Mineta art and I felt nauseous 

 5: first headcanon that pops into my head - he is such a fucking hick. He knows no cultural references and gets super spooked by super urban areas and jaywalking to him is just terrifying. But also he'll casually talk about working on farm equipment and driving trucks at 8 years old and everyone will just look at him in horror. 

 6: favorite line from this character - him manipulating midoriya into helping him save Tokoyami is just a masterclass in manipulation, such a savvy boy 

 7: one way in which I relate to this character - I too love to bench press 

 8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character - the fashion choices. oh god the fashion choices. Baby, a cameo poncho? BABY?! 

 9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? cinnamon roll with a bowl of chili