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Challenges of Raising a 6 Month Old Demon
Introducing Fruit Pouches 🦌
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It's 5:45 in the morning. You hear a loud racket coming from your fawn's nursery across from your shared suite in the hotel and quickly rush to see what all the commotion is. Hopefully Angel isn't trying to pierce Evangeline's ears again. You thought of the last time the spider had tried and your daughter had nearly tore off one of his arms. 😑
On entering the nursery you're struck with the outrageous sight of your husband crouched in the corner, covered in a puree of what smelled like bananas and blackberries, as he held a small pouch in one hand and a bottle in the other.
"BY THE POWER OF BREAKFAST, I COMMAND YOU!! ", he shouted at the ceiling with black eyes that sported radio dials, "EVANGELINE, YOU WILL EAT!"
It took you a moment before you moved your eyesight towards where he was directing his commands and you noticed that your fawn had perched her claws and hooves into the plaster of the ceiling. She was hanging there in only her diaper, also with black eyes and radio dials, her head was cracked around 180° and her tiny antlers were even branching out.
The two deer demons, well one and a quarter demons, stood their ground in an intense stand off as they both growled and shook their racks at each other.
"LISTEN HERE YOUNG LADY! I. AM. YOUR. FATHER!! NOW YOU WILL EAT...", he took a moment to read the label on the fruit packet, "THE MASHED BANANAS!!!!"
The small deer, still clinging to the ceiling, only flicked her ears forward and let out high pitched huff towards her dad in reply.
You watched the show for a moment longer before slowly backing out of the fruit splattered room as neither parties had seemed to even notice your presence. You sighed and went back to bed...😴
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(this may or may not reflect my morning with my own mate and daughter that I just felt like venting out into the void of Tumblr 😜)
P.S.- I'm spending my afternoon cleaning banana and blackberry mush off the walls of my nursery lol
SSPR.
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I've cared for a lot of animals in my life and, when the kids came home, I was surprised how much baby rearing felt like having a new pet. Keep them safe, clean, fed and entertained. They'll grow out of this stage but right now it's not far off having a enormously time consuming, really cute, extra cuddly pet.
Except for one thing: the kids have total trust in me. I hadn't realised how much a pet, and to be honest other humans, always have a baseline of physical caution around people until the kids. They put their bodies entirely in my care, without reserve. It's the most terrifying, wonderful responsibility and I can't wait until they can keep themselves safe.
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Harry Styles wins Album Of The Year at Grammys 2023
#AOTY BABY#i can't believe this#hstylesedit#oh my god.#that cray sb did it#harry styles#Grammys#grammys 2023#grammy awards
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somebody once asked how Taranza (among other guys who i wouldn't personally trust around a baby) would interact with Taffeta, and I figured i'd give ya'll wholesome Taffy-related stuff for once. As well as have an excuse to draw mr. I miss my ex wife tails
Spider guy would absolutely adore the little prince, on no small part due to the lil' tot's overwhelming cheeriness and fluff. being an absolute sucker for babies and wanting to have a family before.... Well... It still took the king a while to come around to Taranza when they visited, even back then...
#I'll get around to asks and mentions I have soon bear with me lads#kirby#king dedede#krbay#taranza#prince taffeta#dipple#fankid#fan child#king dedede x queen ripple#Taranza wanted the whole fairy tale ending thing with Sectonia but then she went cray cray#So he'll make due with emotionally adopting someone else's kid#i'm sure they won't mind#yes he is the aunt that steals the family baby when visiting to coo and play with
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I really appreciate how Farscape managed to oust Captain Crais to up the ante for a bigger and scarier villain at the end of season 1 start of season 2 while still keeping him around. Also the comedy of the bad guys once again chasing John Crichton specifically because of a complete misunderstanding is really good
#Like it's sad reasons in show but if you think about it. MAN rip John. Man has the weirdest kinda luck. not good not bad just WEIRD ��#But Poor Moya and poor Moya's baby whose name I can't remember offhand :( I hope they get him back from Crais#Also I have been WAITING for the bullshit Rigel pulled it was SO satisfying 😂#overall one of the most satisfying season finale-season beginnings I've enjoyed in a long LONG time#This show had a lot of love and care put in to it and it shows#farscape
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also its insane how ppl go to bat for appledusk so hard when like his only real traits are "-cheats on his wife'' and ''... existing i guess"
#also i feel like ppl always assume reedshine was his side chick and he just HAD to cheat on MAPLESHADE bc shes cray cray#when like... i get its bc we saw this from maples perspective but i always figured maple was his side chick skldfjskldfjdlksfjlsdjfldsf#bc like he lives with reedshine he shares a house and children with her. she is the wife hes cheating on#and i kinda get it bc its phrased differently but yknow#it reads more to me like he took reed for granted and got with a toxic person on the side and was shocked it turned out poorly#also ppl claiming hes a baby trapping victim are like........ where are these cats getting birth control#last i checked it was all consensual too.#like i dont think of it as maple vs apple i think of it as ''man apple set up his wife to fail here too''
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thinking,,,,, that one “Ivan the Terrible” painting with his son but a horrified Morgana cradling a fading Mordred post-his-final-duel
#merlin bbc#bbc merlin#help why#morgana#morgana pendragon#and mordred#mordred#that one mitski song that goes#my baby my baby#you’re my baby say it to me#the way i’m going cray over the tragic dynamic#ivan the terrible#paining
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"It’s certainly possible that part of the class replication strategy for upper- and upper-middle-class literati involves suppressing mention of money in literature. If so, I can only lament the harm this suppression does to the work in question."
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Oh my god- another Sans AU!?!
I decided to draw my brother’s Sans AU instead of working on other projects, but I think he turned out pretty cool!
Thief my be a little insane, but we love him <3
Thief!Sans belongs to AcidSilver
#undertale au#sans au#thief!sans#original undertale au#sans au art#undertale au art#he’s a little cray-cray#but also baby girl#original au#original art
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unironically considering starting an ask blog when i can't draw
#yes it will be about oppy and witch#if i decide to do it that is#i just need opportunist content so bad im on the brink of actually creating it myself#crazy idea right#don't let the prev tags deceive you i need witch content just as bad she is my horrible fugly baby <33#they both so awful im going cray cray#slay the princess
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Challenges in Raising a 6 Month Old Demon Bebe
Changing of the Guard 🌹
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It was 8:16 in the morning at the Hazbin Hotel.
"Alastor, she won't need the humidifier just to spend the day at Rosie's.", you huffed loudly towards your husband's direction. Your mutual friend, and certified godmother to your fawn, had offered to take Evangeline off your hands for the day.
Now, if only The Radio Demon didn't feel the need to pack everything between her pacifier and the entire friggin nursery for this one day. 😑
While trying to have his shadow steal away the crib into the shadow realm, "Darling, luck favors the prepared!", he chuckled smugly and clapped his hands, "Now, how many kinds of the butt paste should we include?" He didn't wait for your reply as he filled another bag with nothing but diaper cream and whisked it away with the others.
Your daughter kicked her tiny hooves backwards and let out an excited shriek as she tried to tackle the fast moving spectre from the pen she was stuck in. Another happy giggle rung out when the shadow released a gaggle of small, stitched beings to capture her attention instead. Your husband bent over the short walls of the play area to lovingly pat Evangeline's head with a somber expression on his face. He looked up at you with sad eyes.
OH NO!
"Nope, don't even ask Alastor!", you barked at him, "We finally have a chance for a break and WE. ARE. TAKING. IT!!!!" You made sure to punctuate the last bit with your best finalized voice that left no room for argument. Damn it all! It had been well over 5 months since you both had a moment alone to yourselves and you aimed to take it.
"But darllliiiinnnngggg", he stretched out hopefully, "what if our little Evangeline disembowels her first sinner? What if she tries her first bit of flesh and we're not there to cheer her on??!", he questioned you while holding your fawn in his arms.
Both directed their big doe eyes at you, but you held strong, "But love, if she's away, then we can start arrangements for another..."
The Radio Demon stood stock still for several seconds while he took in your words and sensual smirk.
You barely had time for him to shadow transport the entirety of his packed ensemble and Evangeline to Rosie's emporium before being tackled in your mate's heated embrace.
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(today's gonna be busy as well 😉)
SSPR.
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this scene is so... he is so........
#farscape#crais#hi bialarrrrrrrrr hi bialar baby#hes so hot . sorry they're gonna put you in the chair gongeous.
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one thing I´ve learned, no matter if I go to a saloon or a baber shop unless I tell them very wehemnetly right before the act or rather when they are about to do it unprompted, to not shave of my “sideburns” babyhair fuzz (they barely can be called that I know) to “clean up my look“ they will leave me with the smothest baby face that not even mae-up can salvage...like bro I need those even if you think Im a girl just listen to what Im telling you
#also last week the lady doing my hair and doing the belaching work and stuff#keept talikn to her friend while doing so#wich normaly I dont mind but she was going on and on about#how dying hair and putting in all that effort#is a cray thing women do to apeal to men#like it was all like gosh us women right#we are so crazy#look what women put themselve trough for men#etc.#and I was sitting there like Im no women and I dont like men#and then she also said I should not cut my hair this month because my desired hairstly needs a certain lenght?!?!#when the pic I showed her was of a male greaser hairstyle#on a feme model who had much shorter hair than me#and I opened up the session with I dont want to look to feminine#my usual sytlist didnt have time but she was informed before hands still#it was frustrating tbh#nonbinary#like I know I look pretty female because of my face shape and stuff but still just listen to what Im saying#enby stuff#and now there is not even baby hairs I can darken to evoke the illusin of sideburns#so much about greaser style#fuck me...#like there is makeup on them enhanching them right now when you want to shave them off#take a hint maybe
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[Image ID: a comment that reads: “10 minutes of sniffing the mic” /End ID.]
epic... rap battles of history..... puppy .......................versus..................... kitty......................... BEGIN!!!!
#epic rap battles of history#coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb#<- prev CHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA#cha?? hwat 😭😭😭 I’m just trying to laugh#this is cray cray 😭
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Will update when i find more!! (updates VERY frequently)
everything in bold+italics needs to be spammed for the full effect
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Which religion is right
#im going insane#gravity falls#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#bill cipher#book of bill#the book of bill#codes#long post
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Challenges of Raising a 6-Month-Old Demon
First Fever
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It was 2:33 am at the Hazbin Hotel, however, you were not interested in the luxury of sleeping while you cradled your tiny fawn as she gasped and panted in her fitful sleep. Once again Alastor anxiously paced his way around your shared suite and looked over your shoulder.
"There must be more to do than merely wait for this blasted fever to break!", your husband huffed heavily through his nose in helplessness and proceeded another static-filled circuit around the room. "Phone another doctor this instant! The last one was obviously a quack and will receive a visit from me about his incompetence at my earliest convenience!"
You stayed where you leaned on pillows against your headboard and gently tried to soothe your mate's growing agitation, "Darling, you must calm yourself. The doctor attended to the princess herself as a child and he's right that there isn't much to do for infant teething pains." Alastor drew in close to you and the sleeping deerling when she quietly whined again and tried to turn over in your arms; his expression changing from anger to worry as he placed a large hand on her cheek.
His daughter shifted again as she leaned into her father's comforting touch, evidently just conscious enough for her sensitive nose to recognize his familiar scent. The buck couldn't help but smile more genuinely as the child nuzzled into his hand and caused some of his muscles to relax just a smidge. You pat the empty area next to you among the pillows so that he could join your makeshift snuggle nest in bed.
Alastor finally laid down beside you with his arms tightly hugging your torso while you supported Evangeline as he began to play a gentle melody and sweetly sing La Vie En Rose. You spent the rest of the night holding your fawn together while doing your best to comfort her through this awful milestone of life.
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It really sucks when babies aren't their usual demonic selves 😒 (No worries tho, my little fawn is just fine this morning❤️)
-p.s.- I'm back home and just finishing up chapter three of The Rival so hopefully, it'll be out either tonight or tomorrow 😁
-SSPR
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