#babies be cray

[sweetsaladpainterranch]

Challenges of Raising a 6 Month Old Demon

Introducing Fruit Pouches 🦌

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It's 5:45 in the morning. You hear a loud racket coming from your fawn's nursery across from your shared suite in the hotel and quickly rush to see what all the commotion is. Hopefully Angel isn't trying to pierce Evangeline's ears again. You thought of the last time the spider had tried and your daughter had nearly tore off one of his arms. 😑

On entering the nursery you're struck with the outrageous sight of your husband crouched in the corner, covered in a puree of what smelled like bananas and blackberries, as he held a small pouch in one hand and a bottle in the other.

"BY THE POWER OF BREAKFAST, I COMMAND YOU!! ", he shouted at the ceiling with black eyes that sported radio dials, "EVANGELINE, YOU WILL EAT!"

It took you a moment before you moved your eyesight towards where he was directing his commands and you noticed that your fawn had perched her claws and hooves into the plaster of the ceiling. She was hanging there in only her diaper, also with black eyes and radio dials, her head was cracked around 180° and her tiny antlers were even branching out.

The two deer demons, well one and a quarter demons, stood their ground in an intense stand off as they both growled and shook their racks at each other.

"LISTEN HERE YOUNG LADY! I. AM. YOUR. FATHER!! NOW YOU WILL EAT...", he took a moment to read the label on the fruit packet, "THE MASHED BANANAS!!!!"

The small deer, still clinging to the ceiling, only flicked her ears forward and let out high pitched huff towards her dad in reply.

You watched the show for a moment longer before slowly backing out of the fruit splattered room as neither parties had seemed to even notice your presence. You sighed and went back to bed...😴

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(this may or may not reflect my morning with my own mate and daughter that I just felt like venting out into the void of Tumblr 😜)

P.S.- I'm spending my afternoon cleaning banana and blackberry mush off the walls of my nursery lol

SSPR.

[esmesmesme]

I've cared for a lot of animals in my life and, when the kids came home, I was surprised how much baby rearing felt like having a new pet. Keep them safe, clean, fed and entertained. They'll grow out of this stage but right now it's not far off having a enormously time consuming, really cute, extra cuddly pet.

Except for one thing: the kids have total trust in me. I hadn't realised how much a pet, and to be honest other humans, always have a baseline of physical caution around people until the kids. They put their bodies entirely in my care, without reserve. It's the most terrifying, wonderful responsibility and I can't wait until they can keep themselves safe.

[obiwan]

Harry Styles wins Album Of The Year at Grammys 2023

[cosmicwhoreo]

somebody once asked how Taranza (among other guys who i wouldn't personally trust around a baby) would interact with Taffeta, and I figured i'd give ya'll wholesome Taffy-related stuff for once. As well as have an excuse to draw mr. I miss my ex wife tails

Spider guy would absolutely adore the little prince, on no small part due to the lil' tot's overwhelming cheeriness and fluff. being an absolute sucker for babies and wanting to have a family before.... Well... It still took the king a while to come around to Taranza when they visited, even back then...

[piranhartist]

Did a marker render for the lil sketch of cog Lance holding toon child after finding her in a box of confiscated jellybeans

[malachiaszkisser]

saying "happened to me once" to everything has immensely backfired on me because more times than not it actually has happened to me and now i have to awkwardly explain it.

[silliestofbilliest]

thinking,,,,, that one “Ivan the Terrible” painting with his son but a horrified Morgana cradling a fading Mordred post-his-final-duel

[lilithsaintcrow]

"It’s certainly possible that part of the class replication strategy for upper- and upper-middle-class literati involves suppressing mention of money in literature. If so, I can only lament the harm this suppression does to the work in question."

[moon-draws-art]

Oh my god- another Sans AU!?!

I decided to draw my brother’s Sans AU instead of working on other projects, but I think he turned out pretty cool!

Thief my be a little insane, but we love him <3

Thief!Sans belongs to AcidSilver

[just-a-itty-bitty-kitty]

unironically considering starting an ask blog when i can't draw

[sweetsaladpainterranch]

Challenges in Raising a 6 Month Old Demon Bebe

Changing of the Guard 🌹

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It was 8:16 in the morning at the Hazbin Hotel.

"Alastor, she won't need the humidifier just to spend the day at Rosie's.", you huffed loudly towards your husband's direction. Your mutual friend, and certified godmother to your fawn, had offered to take Evangeline off your hands for the day.

Now, if only The Radio Demon didn't feel the need to pack everything between her pacifier and the entire friggin nursery for this one day. 😑

While trying to have his shadow steal away the crib into the shadow realm, "Darling, luck favors the prepared!", he chuckled smugly and clapped his hands, "Now, how many kinds of the butt paste should we include?" He didn't wait for your reply as he filled another bag with nothing but diaper cream and whisked it away with the others.

Your daughter kicked her tiny hooves backwards and let out an excited shriek as she tried to tackle the fast moving spectre from the pen she was stuck in. Another happy giggle rung out when the shadow released a gaggle of small, stitched beings to capture her attention instead. Your husband bent over the short walls of the play area to lovingly pat Evangeline's head with a somber expression on his face. He looked up at you with sad eyes.

OH NO!

"Nope, don't even ask Alastor!", you barked at him, "We finally have a chance for a break and WE. ARE. TAKING. IT!!!!" You made sure to punctuate the last bit with your best finalized voice that left no room for argument. Damn it all! It had been well over 5 months since you both had a moment alone to yourselves and you aimed to take it.

"But darllliiiinnnngggg", he stretched out hopefully, "what if our little Evangeline disembowels her first sinner? What if she tries her first bit of flesh and we're not there to cheer her on??!", he questioned you while holding your fawn in his arms.

Both directed their big doe eyes at you, but you held strong, "But love, if she's away, then we can start arrangements for another..."

The Radio Demon stood stock still for several seconds while he took in your words and sensual smirk.

You barely had time for him to shadow transport the entirety of his packed ensemble and Evangeline to Rosie's emporium before being tackled in your mate's heated embrace.

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(today's gonna be busy as well 😉)

SSPR.

[kreature-ofthenight]

one thing I´ve learned, no matter if I go to a saloon or a baber shop unless I tell them very wehemnetly right before the act or rather when they are about to do it unprompted, to not shave of my “sideburns” babyhair fuzz (they barely can be called that I know) to “clean up my look“ they will leave me with the smothest baby face that not even mae-up can salvage...like bro I need those even if you think Im a girl just listen to what Im telling you

[peapodsinspace]

[Image ID: a comment that reads: “10 minutes of sniffing the mic” /End ID.]

epic... rap battles of history..... puppy .......................versus..................... kitty......................... BEGIN!!!!

[cray-cray-anime]

That moment when someone finally answers where that fic you read several years ago only to find out it was in your proshipping years

[eazy-peazy54]

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Will update when i find more!! (updates VERY frequently)

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[seiwas]

i ran out of tags sera i can’t believe this ☠️

anyway i was just saying !!! that !!! ONLY YOUUUU can write smut like this and stilLl make it so emotionally pAcked and heavy and characteristically ON POINT and i don’t even know if u intend to 😭😭😭 it feels like these things just flow like magic out of ur fingertips !!!!!!!!

and the next morning when nanami is there too KAMXKSN THE KISS THE CHEF APRON IS KILLING MEEEE and when he trips reader by jokin about the hickIES and reader falls for it and satoru facepalms 😭😭 hELPP AND THE LAST LINE SERA THE LAST LINE !!!!!!!!!!!

anyway this is all to say That !!!!!! SERA i love u and i miss u !!!! And i am so happy that i get to find ur lil works like this no matter how long time has passed !!! And that i get read it !!!! And enjoy it the way i do !! Because i always will love the things u write 🥺🥺 U KNOW I WILL !!! AAAAAAH thank u for blessing us w this nanago (more heavy gojo) MEAL 🥹

also thank u to somi for reminding me that this exists omfg jsnxkdnxj

ੈ♡˳·˖✶ — GOJO X FEM READER

Gojo and you have little to nothing in common besides a friend group and a shared crush on Nanami Kento. However, as befitting the sorcerer to end all sorcerers, of course Gojo has one up on you - he’s actually made a move on Nanami. If he offers to give you a taste through him, who are you to turn down such a golden opportunity? 

wc — 4.5k

tags — mdni, nanami x reader is present but not the focus, praise, Gojo’s a tease, fingering, mutual pining but for Nanami, crying during sex but in a good way, light begging

Work has been long and exhausting. Everywhere in the world is overrun by curses, but surely the solution can’t be to simply give the sorcerers more curses. There’s only so many of you, and with assignments piling on, you all can barely breathe. Sooner or later, someone’s going to burn out - and that’s an infinitely worse possibility. You don’t want to know what happens when a sorcerer goes rogue. 

That’s why you’ve taken to recovering the best you can. At least the pay has been proportional, thanks to the efforts of one Nanami Kento. Enough so that you’ve been able to rent an apartment in the heart of Tokyo, where you can home after work and relax - as much as you can when most days you go out into the field, come home, sleep, and repeat. You’re not even sure when you’ve had the time to eat these days. 

Which is why coming home to the sounds of music leaking out of your apartment is a little unwelcome. As you hear a crash from inside, and a loud, “Shit!”, you begin to regret giving your friends your keys. It was supposed to be for emergencies only, and yet, as you unlock the door - 

“Welcome home,” Nanami says dryly, nursing a drink in his other hand. Utahime notices next and scrambles up to greet you with a kiss on either cheek. 

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