#yes it will be about oppy and witch

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unironically considering starting an ask blog when i can't draw

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Jaz my man, Oppy and Para if I may ask so kindly :3€

(I can’t talk I have the exact same flags as you)

Also challenge accepted

Here’s slay the princess characters x voice reader because someone has to do it (headcannons still cus I am NOT a writer)((don’t even look at anything I post which all includes writing it’s just the art backs up the writing)

I will feed you good

Characters: voice to the opportunist, voice of the paranoid

Cw: voice of the opportunist existing, heart lungs liver nerves, uuuuuuh mention of deaths bc ofc, slay the princess spoilers

Voice of the opportunist:

Platonic:

-I keep asking why, but I’ve come to the conclusion that everyone kinda sucks in this game

-whatever they are all terrible people but in a good way

-in the witch route the whole goddamn time he will be trying to convince everyone to do what he wants and backstab the princess

-if you agree with him he will be louder with his ideas

-i do believe that he is the kind of guy who has alot of ideas but doesn’t say it outright unless someone also shares them

-he also jumps ships to whatever is winning

-so if you are backing him up that’s giving him more confidence in what he is doing

-I feel like if you change teams to be on team save the princess he will shut up more like in the thorn chapter if you get the smitten

-if you two become buddies I think he would just repeat stuff you said like it’s his idea

-if your chill with that I think he would do it more

-if you aren’t chill with it I think he would change tunes and say something like

“Oh really? Great minds think alike”

Or

“I was just repeating your great idea, don’t take it personally”

Romantic:

-he will be more obnoxious

-he is absolutely the kind of guy to want to show off infront of someone he likes but in a way that makes him look aloof or something

-but like in the real game when he is sucking up to people to get them to what he wants it’s VERY obvious

-I’m picturing this happening during the thorn chapter

“What if we-“ <—the vot hero probably

“I don’t care what you think”

“Y/n what do you want to do?”

-probably will huff if you want to save the princess annoyed

-he’s the number 2 suck up (number 1 is the broken for obvious reasons and the smitten is number 3 bc he isn’t a suck up he just is always like that)

-the razor chapter I 100% think he would take the opportunity to try and look tough or something

-like Everytime he tries to look smart literally everyone can see through it

(Don’t ask any the photo I didn’t have anything voice of the paranoid related so here’s something that almost made me need to “heart lungs liver nerves” to breathe again after I saw this pfp)

Voice of the paranoid:

Platonic:

-if you both were tangible I see him hiding behind you

-even if your shorter

-even if your skinnier

-he will find a way(this is a threat)/j

-if in the nightmare route you help him “hearts lungs liver nerves” every once and a while to give him a break he will thank you

-I see you having to calm him down after he gets paranoid alot

-may or may not work

-if you both are extra good pals I see him asking you to tell him a story or something to distract him

-maybe he also wants to look at a bird

Romantic:

-I see him as being VERY clingy

-he will ask you a lot of things

“What if (insert something about something bad happening)”

-of course you will tell him it will be ok

-welll I hope you do

-it would be weird if you told him that everything will go wrong

-after you tell him everything will be ok I think he will relax a bit but he will still ask you things

-probably the kind of guy who asks if you love him every single night before you go to sleep

-of course by law you have to say yes.

-he will get paranoid about stuff like what if something was secretly happening with you that makes you not like him but of course you probably will say that’s not true

-he needs some rest

Enjoy your food

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tag game - 15 questions

Tagged by @inkwellprincess :) thanks for tagging me! first actual post on this account so no one’s going to know anything about whoever I choose to interview, but it’ll be a fun experience

tag list (a lot of you don’t know me, sorry! I’m new to the community, haven’t gotten the chance to really know people yet): @laiaih @writeworld @vixenwrites @mybookisbad @wolvesofarcadia @halohidings @girlnovels @xiuguri @nepeinthe @noloumna @androcalia @delphwrites @syposium @vviciously @shadynalittlesketchy

rules: pick a character from your wip and have them answer these 15 questions (and then tag 15 people)

I’ll go with Remiel (referred to as R), an archangel side character. Being “interviewed” by Opportunity (referred to as O).

O: It’s just like a get-to-know-you game, Remy. Don’t stress. What’s your full name?

R: My full- hmm. Archangel Remiel of the Seventh Heaven, High Seraphim of Hope, Guide and Guardian to the Souls of Men-

O: Ooookay, you can stop there. Geez.

R: Did I do it wrong?

O: No, just- you know what? Don’t worry about it. What does your name mean? 

R: Your people define it as “God’s mercy”, I believe.

O: Okay, cool cool. What are your other names? Actually, you kind of already answered that. Let’s skip it.

(Alongside his title, Oppy calls him Remy)

O: Hmm. Right. What’s your gender?

R: Angels don’t have gender. 

O: Uh, okay. Pronouns, I guess.

R: I’m not averse or inclined towards any pronouns, though if you preferred I choose I supposed it would be they/them.

O: They/them, sounds good. What’s your sexuality? Wait, no, let me guess. Angels don’t have those either.

R: Well, not really. Several of my siblings have spent time among humans, though. I think both Gabriel and Haniel are fonder of women.

O: Cool, cool. Think you could hook me up with one of them? No? Okay. Moving on. Where are you from?

R: There’s a... wormhole-esque place near your solar system. My home planet is through there.

O: So you’re from another planet?

R: Everyone is, nowadays.

O: Huh, okay. Cool. How old are you?

R: Well, I was created sometime around the second day. So, in comparison to Earth time, um. Around 13.8 billion years old, I believe.

O: Holy shit. That’s- holy shit. The Big Bang.

R: Is that what you call it? Yes, around that time.

O: Right, um, moving on from that I guess. Any special talents?

R: In Heaven, I was the Guardian and Guide of Souls. I can see each human and witch’s soul clearly, and I can guide them to where they need to be once in Heaven. In general, I am also the archangel of Hope.

O: Hey, like Elpis.

R: Elpis is one of your pagan ideologies - she came into being when your people found a need of it and left with her family afterward. But if you’re speaking in the sense that we share the same domain - yes.

O: Yeah, same domain, that’s what I meant. Do you have kids?

R: No, but there are several angels I consider particularly close. I created them from nothing.

O: So, they’re your kids.

R: No, I- well, I guess.

O: So you do have kids.

R: I guess.

O: What’s your aesthetic?

R: My what?

O: Your aesthetic. It’s like your style, your ideals, all put together in a way people consider beautiful.

R: In all my 13.8 billion years of existence-

O: Please stop casually referencing your 13.8 billion years of existence.

R: -I’ve never heard of the term, or come up with mine. Suggest something?

O: Hmm. I’m not sure. Holly’s better at this. We can ask her for thoughts later.

(standing alone in fresh-fallen snow, friendly flames, the birth of a star, the innocence and purity of a child, a toddler’s laugh, hardened revolution fighters softened by victory and peace, the stardust in your veins)

O: Moving on. Who’s your best friend?

R: I love my siblings equally.

O: Sounds fake, but okay. Which one do you like the most then?

R: Humans are odd. Like and love are the same thing.

O: No, they’re not. Sometimes you’re obligated to love someone ‘cause they’re family, but you might like your best friend better than your parents. It doesn’t mean you don’t love your parents or that you love your best friend more - but you sure like them more.

R: I... I suppose it’d be Kerubiel, or maybe Zadkiel. Seraphiel, possibly. Certainly not Metatron.

O: Cool, okay, that works. Would you ever get a piercing/tattoo?

R: I’m not completely sure a piercing or a tattoo would transfer properly from this body to my true form. What you see here is really an illusion of sorts, like a kind of glamour. I compress myself into a human shape and then pull the glamour over myself. So, it’s not really possible.

O: Okay, physically impossible to get a piercing or tattoo. Sounds lame. When are you happiest?

R: At home, with my family. It’s been a long time. 

O: How long?

R: Maybe thirty or forty of your Earth years. It doesn’t sound like much, but time goes by slower in a Tenebri cell.

O: Shit, no, that’s a long time for humans. I couldn’t imagine not seeing my family for forty years.

R: What’s the next question?

O: Um... What’s your biggest secret?

R: It’s not worth sharing.

O: Oof yeah, I can imagine. No idea why that’s on this list - little personal for get-to-know-you, don’t you think? What’s the first thing you notice about people?

R: People, specifically? Their souls. I always see it first. Yours is bright, but being corrupted into something not-so-human. It’s not necessarily bad, but-

O: You can stop there.

R: I’ve made you uncomfortable, haven’t I? Sorry.

O: Don’t, uh, don’t worry about it. Thanks for answering.

R: Do I get to ask you, now?