#babe wake up new crackship just dropped

[runawaymun]

Dr crop top vs dr are my robes long enough or are my ankles showing. funny to me. (Elrond can and probably does wear whatever I’m just laughing at the most common depictions I see. Which are Heavily movie influenced probably. But hey. At least they’re both pretty)

This is so funny bc you're so right. They should be friends. They should swap outfits, even.

why do they look so good in each other's clothes. Baizhu's so comfy and actually Elrond's corsets would be great support for him. Elrond. Crop tops. Need I say more? Thank you for this ask anon this prompted such a fun little doodle <3

[bruciemilf]

I haven't seen the movie, but I know it deep in my bones, if you send Miguel O'Hara for one week in the DC universe and let him fuck Bruce Wayne, he'll come back worse. He does get 7 dangerous kids out of it, thought

[bansheenolan]

[melonthesprigatito]

I may be the sole person on the planet who has noticed this but

This is a Pokémon Center Koraidon Pokédoll

And THIS is a Monsterverse Shimo Plushie

They have ALMOST the same proportions and it's absolutely sending me.

I guess there's only one way to chibify a quadruped draconic creature and I love them <3

Also random side tangent, but when I was looking for a reference pic for Shimo I found THIS

At first I thought "Oh, that's probably bootleg merch" because Shimo does NOT look like that in the movie. But no, it's OFFICIAL .

Why'd they feel the need to make her so pink and cutesy???? It would have been fine if it was just the purple spikes and the freckles but they really didn't need to give her a bright pink coloured belly when she was solid white in the actual movie AND the other plush. And her fangs! Where are her fangs?

Is it because she's canonically female and they decided she didn't look girly enough so they changed her colour scheme?

I find it hilarious because they didn't bother to hide her tragic lore in the production description

"Yeah, this titan got enslaved and tortured by a tyrant ape who forced her to take countless lives! Let's market her to little girls!"

On second thought, some little girls reenact Game of Thrones scenarios with their Barbies so maybe this would be appropriate.

[itsjusteds]

Since we're all suckers for curtwen in a different font ships (Holy Bastard, Howie X Wilbur, etc) here me out, Dan Reynolds X Officer Bailey. We call it GossipCop

Think about how chaotic and great that could be, and if u play into the "Everyone in Hatchetfield thinks Dan and Donna are dating" you can have Dan coming out to Donna and Donna being his beard to protect him because dont we all love supportive friendships?

[jamie-is-out-of-ideas]

I had a vision (click for better quality I beg)

[anti-socialexperiment]

babe wake up new crackship just dropped

[that-angry-noldo]

i KNEW i made a typo

a ship for you: i wanted to go with something unusual so maybe Melkor/Nienna? and since we're on the Ainur, Aerin/Tilion?

Melkor/Nienna:

… I dislike Melkor as a character and I have literally no interest in any ship featuring him, unfortunately. Not much to say.

Arien/Tilion (guessing Aerin was a typo or that would be a VERY unusual ship indeed):

I like the whole creation myth aspect of the chapter about them, it’s very pretty! I tend to see Tilion’s unrequited crush on Arien as very funny tbh, so I can’t ever ship them in a reciprocated relationship. Tilion is just constantly making a fool of himself in front of Arien. They’re not EXES as such but they have that vibe.

[villainsally]

I love ariboo with my whole heart. They're amazing and adorable. But kaleidoscope is my heart and soul. I watched that ship grow. From "wake up babe new crackship just dropped (quixis x malitae)" to the art and fanfics.

If kaleidoscope wins I will write a whole fic and actually post it.

[fishgir12]

Babe wake up new crackship just dropped,, they are Yuri and super competitive and they’re taking over my brain please someone give me name ideas

[fluffyorangetoothpick]

babe wake up, new crackship just dropped

[tragedykery]

babe wake up new lotr crackship (pioneered by my thirteen year old brother and his best friend) just dropped

[ID: a whatsapp message from my brother in dutch. it reads, “[gecensureerd] en ik kijken nu lord of the rings en wij shippen Frodo en Arwen”. /end ID]

translation: [censored] and I are watching lord of the rings now and we’re shipping Frodo and Arwen

[majachee]

If you're comfortable,

Scale of 1 to 10 how likely would macaque and rattrap kiss?

Wake up babe new crossover crackship just dropped

Macaque would rather get murdered again, Rattrap canonically eats trash in Beast Wars. Solid -1.

[rem-ral]

Wake up babes new crackship just dropped

Thanks gianni.

[rms-mathematic]

Babe wake up new crackship just dropped

Gonna call this the “Ten-Footers Club”

[anti-socialexperiment]

Babe wake up new crackship just dropped (also scene artstyle test and tittytronic)