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Kerala Traditional dress for kids | Dresses for Baby Girls and Boys

Nakshatra Kids is that online kidswear store, that brings you the finest collection of Vishu special dresses for kids, perfect for celebrating this joyous occasion in style! Vishu, the traditional New Year festival of Kerala, is a time of vibrant colors, rich traditions, and joyous celebrations.

[baw-sixteen]

you deserve to be happy too - ex! cs55

pairing: ex! carlos x fem! reader

part i part ii part iii

in which he loves her but she can't love him.

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f1gossipofficial max verstappen and yn ln caught fighting in front of his monaco apartment! max verstappen is still in a relationship with kelly piquet! what are your opinions about that?

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yourusername hbd to the biggest muppet!!!! hopefully this year you will grow up a bit more!!! to this one and to forever more, love you baby ❤️‍🩹

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authors note: and that's a wrap, ladies and gentlemen!!

[imlovewithpixels]

How does Quackity met you?

- Fem!Reader x Quackity little imagine

Pov: You became viral on TikTok for the wrong thing.

(( Remember that my request are OPEN - Spanish or English))

This is my first thing in english for the streamer community even if I see more content off the Hispanic Streamers

Also, If you like my work, check out my Masterlist . I need to update my fandoms <3

-  English is not my mother lenguaje, please be nice if I had any grammatical errors.

You were just streaming Minecraft. It was a pretty chill and cozy stream where you were decorating your mushroom house and talking with your chat. You had a little community in Spanish and English but your viewers were around 1k per stream. 

Your calm voice was accompanied by the background music on Minecraft while you were mumbling to a song that was stuck in your head since last week. 

And then you saw your Twitch display.

Quackity was on stream…¿he was going to play garthic phone? 

You NEEDED to see that. 

— Okay…ma babies, I will end this stream right here.— You said, laughing a little bit. 

A lot of comments started to pop up. “Why???” “noooo pliss :c” “I just started watching TT” “mi casitaaa, don't go” 

— Well…you know, Quackity …he…he just started a Spanish stream and I want to see it. — You whisper to the microphone fast. Your cheeks were red from embarrassment. “So, all of you should go. We have one rule in this place, "If mi casita is streaming, go to see it” After a silly tone of voice you smile at the camera and wave a little wave. “Babays”

“She had a crush on him, umm. Our mommy is gonna leave us. TT” A last-time donation came up in your scream and the robotic voice read it. You open your eyes surprised and completely flutter. 

— I-I, I don’t, mierda. wHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS? — Your chat started calling you cute and being dramatic for leaving them when you turned off the camera. Your hot face and silly but cute expression were the last images that you gave them. 

Then, you went to the other stream, and continued with your Minecraft real, while listening to a lot of Spanish swearing. 

…

It only took one week to blow off. 

That little clip of your last stream kinda became viral on TikTok.

 “The girl that ends up her stream for Quackity” 

Oh god, oh my god. 

This was so embarrassing. On one side, you didn’t mean any of this but your account kinda blows up with a lot of new people and subs. But, there was also a thing that you have never dealt with before, haters. Who said that you only wanted attention, that you were just a fangirl who wanted to meet him. Just pick me.

That makes you uncomfortable, you didn’t know how to deal with all that shit, but still tried to look calm like always on your streams. With 5k viewers on you, it was a little hard to read all the comments while you were playing Valorant, but you could see a lot of comments referring to the Mexican streamers.

You’re nervous. You didn’t mean any of this, and first of all, you did not want to disturb Quackity. 

You just hope that this incident just passes like any other TikTok and were replaced.

…

“Have you seen the girl who just turned off her stream for you? Such a pick me” 

The robotic voice was heard after the donation and Quackity just could give a confused look. His chat seemed to know about the topic, and they started spamming his discord with certain TikTok. 

— What are you talking about, guys?  — He opened one of them and your voice filled his stream.

Quackity saw your relaxing face while singing, your brown eyes lit up when she saw something, and you had a cute little smile. And your wavy hair follows your head movements when you face the camera with an embarrassed expression. 

“Well…you know, Quackity …he…he just started a Spanish stream and I want to see it. “ 

He knew he had fans, a lot of them actually, but that little clip of you just ending your stream for him makes him kinda happy. His heart warms up while you shout to your chat, like, and intern joke. His cheeks feel a little hot and the smile across his face captures the chat's attention.

“She’s cute”

“New ship, new ship”

“She just wanted fame I think.”

“I follow her, pure mommy vibes”

“She has been harassed on her last streams for this, what a shame. “

That little comment took him back to the earth. 

— “Guys, you know that I don’t support any of this behavior. Please, if you comment shitty things to this pretty girl, you’re not part of my community” — Alex didn’t notice the pretty on his lips when he called you and almost immediately went to your stream to follow you. 

Little did he know that you were on a drawing stream, too focused on your work to look at your chat. Your live face was so beautiful, even if you were with a messy bum and frowning in concentration. 

He donated to you right away.

“Quackity had donated 10 000 bits. And applause for the sugar” Your alert claimed.

“ I like that drawing, I could request a commission someday. I’m sorry for any uncomfortable comment from my community, I thought that your gesture was really funny and sweet :) “

You just drop your pencil for the amount of money and then, when you see the username, your face goes from pale to red in two seconds. 

Shit. Shit. 

Did he just…. know that you fucking exist for a TikTok?

— “I-I…. Yo…deje mi comida en la estufa. Gracias por la plata. Sleep well chat. “ — And with that, you went off stream. 

...

Quackity blinked two times and then he just bursts off in a laugh. 

That was so funny, you were interesting. 

“You suck flirting.” 

— I was not….I didn’t mean to…fuck off, chat. Let’s enter the server. — He said, rolling his eyes, trying to distract himself from thinking about your last expression and how you couldn’t manage to erase the shy smile off your face. 

Did he have that effect on you? 

How cute. 

[hunniebunniebear]

Im making my own Jonathan crane for my own lil verse of rogues and im kicking my feet and giggling. What if this lil guy was an absolute mess. A terrifying, horrifying mess of a human. Baby girl baby girl babay giiiirl

[hopefulchildcat]

I am so proud of my love, proud of them for eveything they do and how they persist despite the difficulties that come along in their way i am proud of you in every sense,in every manner, I am grateful that u choose me and I will support you throughout life no matter what, I'll make sure that I am ur safe space, from now on I'll be there for you in every step nd no mention from the bad things of the past will be done except maybe at some times but only jokingly I fucking love u and I am with you and I will support u in eveything, I ur wife okye no getting rid of me aaya samaj muwha we'll convince both our families I'll be oky, from now on babe u can tell me anything and eveything i won't break u, I'll do everything to keep you stable and I will be ur safe space, pehle jaise hi okaie just pls don't fuck up again pls be loyal don't even look at another girl okaie baat karna door ki baat, I'll do the same okaie babaie? Abse bas hum dono aur kuch nahi, us and our goals for success, at the end it will be us being together with a family and we'll smile and kiss each other and say ki it was all worth it haina?? Class m ghoshit kar dena ki u r with me again and u love me and Evey other girl is ugly okaieiei pls, mwuha be okay bealekht take care study my babie mwuah i love you so much takebcare eat properly pls okaie mwuah be okay take care i love you so so so so much

[beckyv2016]

Welcome to Magical-Planet!

Magical-planet is a planet filled with magic and witchcraft. Home of the "Undismaku's" (alien race/species name). I couldn't find a better name for the alien planet so why not Magical-planet :/ it is a planet filled with magic lol.

In 2009; Ella was 9 years old when an (undismaku) man by the name of Mr.Nightmare or Mr.N for short had taken her to the planet from his mission on earth after he found ella broken in an alleyway. after an "explosion" that happened inside of her elementary school gym. When she arrived to the magical planet this was the beginning to learn more about her kind and that she's an undismaku which explains why she was born with powers because of her kind, and getting to learn slightly more of her caretaker/guardian who is like a father-figure to her throughout the time they spend together in the planet.

Mr.Nightmare is basically her mentor and master and she's his student/apprentice but they have a father-daughter relationship; which it's very wholesome (despite not being blood related)

she's adopted lol

A Walk through the Market Place

In a marketplace where Ella and her mentor Mr.N went at that time, Ella felt overwhelmed by a huge crowd filled with undismaku people surrounded in a world of magic. It is a lot for her to take in. Ella clings to Mr. N's cape as she sticks closer to him. Mr.N notices how this overwhelms her and understands what she's going through, so she comforts her, reassuring her that everythings going to be okay.

Mr.Nightmare: Ah love, i see your feeling a bit "Overwhelmed" Don't be so nervous love, I won't let anything happen to you. just stay close to me, and we'll explore the city together.

{{all the background characters are from actual background characters from an anime I watched because ain't no way I was going to draw background characters myself especially how lazy and impatient I am. so I edited please excuse how ugly it is at the end. it's supposed to be a very crowded area but there wasn't enough space left.}}

Fact: I like the idea that in the magical planet, it's not only the undismaku's that lives there, there is also other alien race that comes to the planet as foreigners [ex: like those alien kids running in the background lol ] coming from their own home planet either temporarily or permanent. i think it's a good idea to see other alien race than the undismaku's that exists only.

this is Ella meeting the other alien (foreigners) kids in the planet, as she struggles to understand what the heck they're saying due to their native language from their home-planet. my gurl having a social anxiety attack while the other alien kids just wants to get to know her lol 😭😭😭

(yes I made gorgons and harpies as alien races becuz why not ☺️)

Scavenging Through the Dungeon we go!

Mr.N and Ella on their way down to the dungeons inside of a cave early in the morning to explore either treasure hunting or to find things to sell, or make potions out of it. (He woke her up at 3am In the morning lol)

[ And yes they made a hotpot out of the alien scorpion-creature they captured it lol. She ended up eating it anyways ]

...Orrr they find some monsters to eat (for Ella to eat) there was this one time he finds a scorpion alien lurking in the creaks on the walls and proudly shows it to Ella what's for dinner. Why are they eating monsters in the dungeons? Because it's normalize here in magical planet especially since they're poor and they need nutrients to survive.

"This my Baby! This my Child! This my Babay Girl!"

Mr.N acting mature for his age (he's 31)

motheffker is having the best time in his life, he's just lifting ella into a mirror yelling "This my Baby! This my Child! This my Babay Girl!" he's very proud :3

Mr.N: (⁠づ⁠￣⁠ ⁠³⁠￣⁠)⁠づ

Yuma: 🤦‍♀️

J.E.F.F : 🧍

Ella (9): (⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠)

public humiliation is real lol

Yuma (the waitress on the left) feels embarrassed and disappointment especially since she's lived longer as a 881 years old former veteran and is now looking at the generations like "is this what adults are into nowadays" yuma doesn't get paid enough to care for Mr.Nightmare bullshit. while J.E.F.F (the guy on the right) is just standing there just seeing this as an everyday basis.

this is Ella petting Mr.N when they spend quality time together.

(he has a cat behavior)

As Ella Guardian he protec, he attac ....but most importantly.

he will Kill! if u touch dah child!!

She asked him to brush her hair, NOT BRAID her hair!!

He looked so proud after braiding her hair despite her being MORTIFIED

She never used braids ever again

lol thats one of the reasons why ella never braided her hair. NEVER

[shoodleynoodle]

Akala ko nakakaubos na ng pasensya at will to live yung pagtatrabaho, pero may itataktak pa pala sakin yung pag-aasikaso ng requirements. Ahahahaha. Kakapirma ko lang ng jo kanina kasi may mga naging revisions pa pero nung tuesday pinagsimula na rin ako sa pag-aasikaso ng requirements. As a gurlie na walang ibang valid id kundi ang PhilSys ID, nakakayamot rin talaga magprocess ng mga ganito. Ahahaha. To get 1 valid ID, you need atleast 2 valid IDs. Huh??? Nugagawen po. Chariz. Ang mahal rin pala nung padeliver ng PSA Birth Cert. Di na kaya ng bulsa ko to talaga.

Swerte ko na lang kase nagpunta ako sa barangay office kanina kasi kumuha ako clearance saka pumila for health clearance tas nakakuha ako nung assistance for first time jobseekers. Wala ako binayaran for NBI clearance yehey. Pero ang gastos pa rin nung pagpunta kung san-san para magproseso ng kung ano-ano.

Sabi ko sa employer bigyan nila ako 2 weeks para makumpleto requirements kasi bukod sa mga di ko mapushthrough na govt id applications, di rin ako makapagpamedical kase bigla akong nagka-period. Ahahaha. Umayzz. Iritable super sa init ng pagpila kanina tas paglabas ko ng health center biglang umulan. Ahahaha. Gusto ko na lang maging baby girl ule.

Gusto ko lang talaga matapos to para stress naman sa trabaho ang iisipin ko. Ahahahaha. Di ko pa rin ma-grasp fully na adult na ako pero.....huhuhu adult na talaga ako. Totoo na talaga. Ok, babay, shift ko na sa shop.

[carnivoreofthesea]

in your swap AU; how does pike wizard/amber, slime wizard/goobert and most importantly (the precious and need to be protected) lonely wizard would look like ?

are they now grimora's pupils now or still with mags but they are now undead ?

HI OK IM SO EXCITED TO ANWSER THIS BECAUSE I AM SOOO SO NORMAL ABOUT IT HEHAHDJAKDJADJ!!!

THERES A LOTOF STUFF UNDER THE CUT

So with magmento (mags), I did originally plan to have his pupils be in the crypt but it was getting too long. They're grimmoras pupils traits, But they have His students names and a few key features.

Pike wizard -> Decapitated Scholar

"Do not pity me, It was all worth my while."

Being a mortician before she died, She had made new ways to cremate the dead and be preserved longer. However she ended up dying from a mixture of chemical poisoning after inhaling some of the ingredients used in said embalming and an unfortunate accident. Her skin had become more frail and she had restered her head on one of the spikes on her fence. Poor baby got impailed without even realising it :[. She hopes that she could use her body to make a less deadly way of preservation, To no avail yet. She looks pretty similar to normal Amber but instead of a helmet she wears a mourning veil! Also her little spike is a singular fence post that looks a lot more fancy. She has the same concept as Amber, Hurting herself to be more appreciated by her scrybe (although its more the concept of death she was trying to pay respects to) and still being in servitude when the player comes.

Goobert (my baby boy <3) -> Goo pile

"Please, Please! Arghhhh... Battle me! I'm promise I am more than just a gnarled mess!"

Died in a horrible accident, Something that contorted and squished him past being recognized. His death was more famous than the life he lived, So now he strives to be remembered for something other than his death! He's trying so hard, please just give him affection :[. a lil kissie on the head for always trying new things and working to be good at them! He looks pretty similar to goobert, if not more. Gross <3. I’M SORRY BUT HE WOULD BE NASTY… He would be a pile of just random sludge and liquids, if you’re lucky you could find bits of melted skin? Purrrhapes his ghostly body would piece itself together but even then he would look like a nasty little pile of grossness. I love you babay… but you are nasty.. I would still hold him though!! Just put the goofy goober in a jar again please.

Lonely wizard (ALSO MY BABAY!!) -> Loney Dominguez

"PLAY A GAME! PLEASE?! I need something to do!"

He was quite young when he died, Being a coma was terrible considering he was such a rambunctious kid! He couldnt see or hear or move, but he could feel his body and think. Even when he died, Magmento trapped him in his coffin out of fear. He's not good with kids... Especially ones that are 6 FEET TALL. That may have been related to his death but I haven't decided yet. Also think of just a huge coffin that's hidden away under the main room, the player finds it and he’s just like. “Oh yeah, that's the crazy kid, He bites. I think.” And then you just see the coffin violently shake and scream. He has normal anatomy and would just be a very VERY rotting body. Like yes, he has formed, just melty and turning into goop. Maybe a few bugs live with him so he isn’t as lonely… Also think it would be funny if he still had a hyper fixation about wizards out of spite. Let my baby like his wizards damnit.

James cobb -> James Hobbes

"Oh neat. A player, Let's do it."

A mellow player who died... How did he die? His tombstone says he drowned but he doesn't have any signs of it like the others do. In fact he might even tell you that it's fake. He won't tell you how he actually died but as long as it solves the puzzle who cares? He's probably the most normal guy you'll meet, Also is very tired. Like. let the guy nap. please. strangely modern. Uses slang and sometimes makes suggestive comments but he's a baby girl for that. He’s actually a fairly healthy corpse, Only slightly pale and occisonally goes stiff. His hands are deathly cold but at least his hair is still a bright red. Good for him! Good for him :].

GRIMETHS ARE SO SILLY PDSUIAUFHIUFHW MANIC LAUGHTER

James Cobb -> Kaycee Cobb

“Don’t you wonder what’ll happen? C’mon, I wanna find out.”

IM TALKING F. R. E. AY KAYYYY. SHE IS MY FAVORITE CAN YOU TELL BATTING MY EYELASHES SO MUCH WHEN I TALK ABOUT HER. ANyways she’s the sillayest wizard ever. She doesn’t take herself seriously and just straight up tells the player that she enjoys being stuck in there. Its literally her dream and she uses magic to fuck herself up. She can finally have gender goals of occasionally turb herself into whatever the fuck she wants! Don't like feeling of skin? SIMPLY BECOME A SKINLESS BEING FOR A LIL! god i love her sm… She definitely indulges in the whole wizard shit and has a whole over the top outfit. other than that still very greasy <3

Lonely wizard -> Royal Wizard (GOD I LOVE HIM)

“YARGGGG! WATCH ME SKILLS, YE LANDLUBBER!!”

Oh my god. Peek tism. Category five tism events. He's a pirate obsessed wizard who has a problem with summoning things. Specifically. a ford f150. vehicular manslaughter never ends. He's very confident in his skills and thinks he should be a head wizard or at the very least a card, However he can only do a few spells… God he’s so silly I love him. He's a low poly pirate that I’m thinking of making black. give mah boy some pirate dreads!!! Why? Because IT LOOKS COOL. Anyways he locked away in a ship in a bottle by Grimeth as a “final test”. He's never getting out.

Goobert -> Stinking mass

“Ohhhh… Yes… Perhaps I’ll cast a spell that will finally make me disappear..”

Oughhh… Gender dysophoria baby… I love you poor baby. Turned himself into a pile of… Something? Honestly he doesn't even know. His final test is to turn back, And he’s trying real hard! The thing is, It would probably be easier if he was going to transform into who originally was but he didn't like how liked he looked… He wants to transform into something better to prove himself to be better than how he looked. god my baby. i need to hold him.

Bone lord -> Eye.

Need I say more? Its a painted eye in a black room that speaks in fucking wing dings.

[xinnamoon]

Initial thoughts on Wuthering Waves:

First, it’s not bad it’s look nice and plays fine. However one thing I do not like is that the joystick never seems to listen to me! I think my finger is just fat but every time I try going forward it accidentally go the wrong way. This is my issue on the phone, so I tried on my pc but that had a bad lag so I’m stuck with controls that I can’t get use to.

Second: I feel like the story is a bit more serious in terms of tone compared to Genshin. Like end of the first act ends with a story of a young girl being killed in a sacrifice which also happened in Genshin but like took until the Inazuma update. Also it might be due to the setting being in a more grayscale environment compared to Teyvat bright scenes.

Third the characters are very pretty. That’s all. These are my current 5 stars btw.

Lingyang is my boy, Jiyan is if Xiao and Dan Heng had a baby, and Scar is the joker (babay!)

I’ll keep playing it but I think the only thing deterring me is the controls especially on mobile which is a shame. Like mobile controls are always wonky but WuWa controls are too sensitive where if I even place my finger in a weird way, I’ll go in a complete different direction which sucks. Hopefully I either get better at that or the studio makes it easier for dumb dumb like myself.

[lovelygirlnicole15]

Milfra and DJ Via's frenemies relationship:

DJ Via: you know baby? I've always wanted to talk with Doctor Milfra, and now that I'm wearing this Italian outfit the time feels right.

Irma: well Doctor Milfra is a pretty good chef like Scottie so let's ask her about a pizza for lunch.

Doctor Milfra: Ciao ragazze! (Hello girls!)

Irma: hey doctor Milfra, can we get your "pizza perfetta" with-

DJ Via: Irma, love, let me handle this. *Looks at Milfra* uhh scusi, badda bo pi?

Doctor Milfra: Che cosa? (What?)

Irma: Vi, what are you doing?

DJ Via: speaking Italian. *Looks at Milfra again* Badda di boopy? Beepy di boopy di babay di babay di!

Irma: Vi, baby, you can't speak Italian just because you're wearing a Italian outfit.

DJ Via: BOPPA DI BAPA! BOPPA DIPI! BOPPA BAPA! BEEPIE BAPA!

Doctor Milfra: Sei pazzo! Di cosa stai parlando!? (You are crazy! What are you even talking about!?)

DJ Via and Doctor Milfra: *insert weird Italian discussion*

Irma: *gets close to Scottie* I am so sorry about this Scott, Vi just doesn't know much Italian... Can you please not ban her?

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DJ Via, Doctor Milfra and Irma Hendrix belongs to me.

Here's pictures of them:

I'm not tagging anyone for two reasons:

1. I think everyone knows who Scottie belongs to.

2. I don't want to disturb the original owner of Scottie with this crap.

And to make this shit I got inspired by this meme.

[winderlylandchime]

I am back with reports for 2x01! I really apologize for how insanely long this is but he took me for a ride. We started off strong with him walking in, sitting down with a soda opening it and cheering to the sky and going ‘let’s fucking go!!!!!’ Hits play, sees the opening where Mikey pops up, hits pause, looks at me and goes ‘where the fuck is the boy?! I want the boy! This is bullshit’ when it showed Brian he went ‘ahh there’s one of the boys..oh no he’s not good. This is bad. Where’s the boy? I need him’ Then the Britin in the hospital scene popped up, he literally paused it, hands up in the air screamed ‘THE BOY!!! HE LIVES!! HES ALIVE! OH THANK GOD I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKER! HELL YEAH. And brian is there!!! LETS GOOOO! HE VISITS EVERY? EVERY WHAT? TELL ME! Why not? Brian why do you hate me’ Immediate next reaction to Mel,Linds and Deb where they talk shit was ‘man fuck yall, he was just there! I saw him with my own two eyes! I may be a little high but i know what i saw! I only took the light shit so far!’ NOW THE SCARF! THE GASP HE LET OUT! first he did say ‘stop being creepy’ to Mikey. And then THE GASP! ‘HES FUCKIN WEARING IT UNDER?! HES BEING BLOWN IN THE CLUB WHILE THE BLOODY SCARF IS ON HIM? OH HE IS NOT OKAY! HE IS ALSO IN LOVE! OR SOMETHING! I mean i know its love but he’s clearly still in denial’ The Britin reunion? First of he was so sad about Brian being drunk, kept saying why tf doesnt Mikey realize how bad it is? My favorite quote was ‘I know hes not okay and ive known him for 23 episodes, how can YOU not MICHAEL?! Hm?’ And then the reunion? ‘FUCK YEAH AGAIN BABY! I AM WINNING WITH THIS EPISODE!!’ He was so fucking sad during the loft scene. Oh the joy of having my brother scream for the second time ‘HE DID SEE YOU!! EVERY SOMETHING, THE LADY DIDNT FINISH THE SENTENCE! BUT HE SAW YOU EVERY SOMETHING! I SAW HIM MYSELF! WITH MY OWN TWO EYES!!’ ‘He doesn’t remember the prom?! HE DOESNT REMEMBER THE DANCE?! THE JEEP PART?! GONE?! GONE BC OF THAT LIL BITCH WITH A BAT?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY IF HE DOESNT REMEMBER BEING KISSED BY A GUY IN HIS SCHOOL WHERE THEY ALL BULLIED HIM FOR IT?! HOW?!’ And then Brian shared his memories and when I tell you my brother paused the ep and walked away. Came back, sat down and went ‘i no longer think i can ‘lets fucking goooooo’ this, this isn’t fun anymore’ Worthy mentions afterwards: ‘no more david??! Yeah! fuck you and your bone cracking business’ ‘oh he’s gonna see him again!! I take it back what i said before: LETS FUCKING GOOOO AGAIN BABAY! I AM HAPPY! THEY ARE BACK!!! *makes claw like hands and shakes them* THEY!’ ‘okay i dont like her but girl, how can you be shocked she doesnt wanna marry you? That was embarrassing for all three of us! Why did you make me witness it?’ ‘Brian showed up in court! See! If he didnt care he wouldn’t show up to stupid court! I should know i tried to get out of jury duty once….i failed tho’ ‘he got his ass glued to the toilet..you know what? Good for Brian, he deserves this’

The end scene was my favorite thing he said, it actually made me giggle bc it was so accurate. So it was them tossing the ball and Jen pulls up and he pauses it and goes ‘oh no, this doesn’t have the right vibesssss. Brian is here. And Justin is here. And they’re being cute. So this means that whatever is about to happen with them is probably going to hurt me. *looks at me in shock* why am i saying probably? Oh God, this is gonna fucking hurt’ Jen delievers her lines and my brother goes ‘EVERY NIGHT! EVERY NIGHT! WHY ARENT WE TELLING JUSTIN THIS?!…JEN! Girl! That was not chill at all! You are ruining my vibes jen. Why would you say that to him while he looks like that?’ And then in a high pitch almost cry sound goes ‘but he caresssssssssss about him Jen! Jenny! Jenny jen! He cares! Cmonnnn I’m sure we can come to an agreement all three of us together! Cmon jenny jen! I know you saw how he had to swallow to say he cares! IT WASNT HIS FAULT IT WAS THAT DUDES! He’s sad and pretty and you’re gonna be mean to him? In front of me? NOT CHILL JEN! NOT CHILL AT ALL! You ruined the vibes, whatever the fuck they were..oh fuck, i need my meds!’ And when Brian drove away, he went ‘SIR! If you don’t make a U-turn right this fucking second! HOW DARE YOU NOT MAKE A U-TURN! YOU careeeeee! I care! He cares! We all careeee, so why do i have to suffer bc of a woman in a blazer’ that was followed by a pause and him getting up, taking a pain killer looking at me and going ‘this is going to be a bumpy fucking ride, now excuse me I have to go outside for no particular reason’ he then went to the front door (he had me worried there ngl bc he is only days after very serious surgery), opened it up and just stared out. Now i do have a neighbor and i heard her say ‘hey __, you okay?’ And he went ‘do I look okay to you? I am having a horrible time’ and then he closed the door, went back inside and called our mom again. Like I said, rollercoaster. Except they give you acid before getting on the ride.

Oh my god. Dear sweet anon, you are doing the lord’s work. Thank you for this detailed report. I think the evidence points to “straight cis men: not so different” because maybe he uses different words “let’s fucking go baby!” but his reaction is all of us. Whether it’s cringefail marriage proposal to hating David to his devastation at Justin not remembering prom to SCREAMING AT JEN to noticing the SWALLOW (and the look up oh god he looks to the sky and it is everything) before Brian says that he cares about Justin to screaming at Brian for sacrificing himself for what he believes is in the best interest of Justin.

His point about Brian showing up to court and trying to get out of jury duty and how this means he cares takes the damn cake.

I love your poor neighbor and what is she to think with “do I look okay to you?” and your mom who is getting these phone calls from her fully adult son beside himself about two fictional characters from 20 years ago.

Brother Anon, welcome to the fandom.

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BABY GIRL BABY GIRL BABY GIRL BABAY GIIIIRRRRLLLLLLLLL

Baby girl baby girl baby girl baby girl baby-!!!!

Just Rakuen being Baby and getting love from her ladies

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EMMY NOMINATED ACTOR SEBASTIAN STAN😭😭😭

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Ooh hell yes I got payed three days early!!!!