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new oc the Red Fetus and its next evolutionary form "Ba Ba Boo"
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Da da da... he’s dead
[DP x DC fic]
[Love at first... murder? - part 6]
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Part 1
Ao3
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In-chat nicknames:
OGnerd = Jason
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Miss Harleen Quinzel had been having a relaxing evening on the couch with Bud and Lou when she gets a message on her phone. Seeing it’s from Red Hood, who barely texts… well anyone, she quickly opens it.
All he sent her is an image. There’s no text accompanying it and Red Hood already went offline. Harley looks at the selfie Red Hood sent her.
It doesn’t seem like anything special until she sees the body on the floor next to him in the picture.
She freezes.
A big grin stretches across her face and she starts laughing. Not a giggle or a cackle, just a full-blown belly laughter full of happiness and relief and with tears gathering in her eyes.
From another room, her girlfriend’s voice sounds.
“Harls? Are you alright?”
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An announcement had just been made of the Joker having escaped Arkham once again. And just when Tim thought tonight couldn’t have gotten any worse, Jason sent a message in the groupchat.
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28 days without the Joker breaking out of Arkham
OGnerd: Due to personal reasons I won’t be patrolling Crime Alley tonight
OGnerd: Don’t follow me.
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And, Jason being Jason, immediately turned his phone off after sending the messages.
So of course, Tim immediately went to follow him. After updating the groupchat name…
Fortunately for Tim, and unfortunately for Jason, Jason has not been informed of Tim’s stalker tendencies yet. Jason knows he’s nosy, but is unaware of the actual following people around and spying on them aspect.
It was child’s play for Tim to follow the tracker in Jason’s helmet to see him visit… a flower shop?
Tim’s first thought is that he might be following a lead of some kind seeing as he’s in his Red Hood outfit and all. But that thought evaporates the moment Jason walks out of the flower shop with a bouquet of… are those sweet peas?
Slightly bewildered, Tim continues to stalk follow Jason from a safe distance as he steps onto his motorcycle and leaves the flower shop.
He follows him to an apartment complex, where he sees Jason proceed to knock on someone’s window, flowers in hand, rather than just breaking in.
Tim watches as someone opens the window and after a while gets led outside by Jason and eventually down onto the ground and to the motorcycle.
Perplexed at how gentle Jason seems to be with the random dude, Tim barely remembers to move after them when they leave again on the motorcycle.
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Tim could hear the yelled question from outside.
“THAT CLOWN I PUNCHED WAS THE JOKER?!”
That sentence leaves Tim with so many questions.
Not only has Jason’s friend— date? — interacted with the Joker. But he has also punched him, and all that without even knowing that it was, in fact, the Joker.
Watching as the guy put his head on the table in embarrassment, even making Jason concerned for the guy, Tim can only think that damn, Jason really knows how to pick them, huh.
Tim decides to leave them alone. It seems likely that Jason and his mystery boo had something to do with the Joker still not having made an appearance, but he’ll interrogate Jason about it later. He’d rather not be found out and killed for stalking Jason on his date, thank you very much.
While he’s moving further away from them, his coms crack to life with B’s voice.
“Everyone. Meeting at the clock tower in 10. Don’t be late.”
Tim swallows as he changes course to head to the clock tower.
Now, how to keep everyone off Jason’s back so he doesn’t commit familicide?...
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Once everyone minus Jason was at the clock tower, they got the debrief.
The Joker had escaped Arkham two days ago, and no one has heard anything from him since. Not only that, but they didn’t even know he was gone until a day later.
It was an all-hands-on-deck situation, even Dick came from Bludhaven to help out on the search.
After the debrief is done and they’re about to start the search, B suddenly speaks up again.
“Where’s Red Hood?”
His response is silence as no one speaks up, just awkwardly glancing around. Dick almost started whistling but got elbowed in the gut by Damian. Steph, does, start whistling quietly.
B wasn’t deterred, however. With a sigh, he talks into the coms.
“Oracle—”
“Already on it. I’m currently trying to trace the tracker in his helmet and remotely turn on the cam and audio footage.”
There’s a pause in her speech.
“It looks like there’s some strange interference. The cam footage is being corrupted, and so the is audio.”
B’s expression stays stoic as always.
“The tracker?”
“Glitching. It almost looks like it’s teleporting around the map. It won’t give me one specific location and even disappears entirely every few seconds.”
B lets out a grunt before Babs continues.
“Though it looks like the places the tracker appears are all quite close to each other, so I might be able to interpolate the coordinates of the teleporting tracker and determine a general area for his location.”
“You know,” Tim speaks up foolishly, “in my personal opinion, I don’t think it’s anything to worry about. We should probably just leave him alone for the night“
Tim sweats as he can feel B’s gaze on him as he replies to Oracle. “Keep us updated”
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They had split up and searched for two hours so far, stopping some minor crime on the way, but they hadn’t been able to find any clue as to where the Joker might be.
Oracle has managed to find the moment of his escape on the cameras, but after a while the files start to glitch and the rest of them are completely missing. Someone wiped the files.
They decided to regroup at the clock tower to discuss some more strategies.
“Oracle, report on Red Hood’s location.”
“I tried to get the general location of the tracker and I traced it all the way back to a restaurant, but I’m almost certain it just started moving. I’m currently tracing its path to try and extrapolate the new location.”
“Good. Keep us updated.”
Tim tries to speak up when Oracle starts talking again.
“Oracle here. I think the tracker is moving towards… the Gotham Observatory?”
“What the hell is Jason doing at the observatory?” Duke wonders.
Going on a date with a mysterious twink who’s definitely not a native Gothamite and seems to randomly punch clowns?
At first, Tim couldn’t believe Jason going on a date with someone seemingly so oblivious/naïve.
But when he puts it like that… yeah, ‘mysterious twink that punches the Joker without knowing it’ sounds like it would be Jason’s type…
“No real names.” Is B’s response, evoking some eye-rolls.
“Nightwing, go check on Red Hood at the observatory. Observation only, but step in if necessary. Report back”
B probably sent Nightwing cause he’s the least likely to get maimed by a pissed-off Red Hood.
Before Dick is able to take off, Tim nervously speaks up “You know guys, I think we should just leave him be for tonight and focus on finding the Joker”
The silence on the roof and across the coms speaks volumes.
B is the first one to speak up.
“Why are you covering for him?”
“I’m not covering for him!” is Tim’s immediate response.
He is, but if he revealed anything he has found out, Jason would murder him when (not if) he finds out.
B raises an eyebrow at him.
“Ohhh, Timbo’s been keeping secrets~— Ow!” Steph is heard saying, before being elbowed by Cass.
The others stay silent as they watch the exchange.
Damnit, why did Alfred have to teach B that eyebrow raise?
Tim caves.
“Alright, I am covering for him. But I can’t tell you what for. He’ll kill me”
Damian scoffs “Todd probably bribed Drake to keep his mouth shut. Don’t worry, I can make him talk”
Damian tries to step forward, katana raised, but gets held back by the scruff of his Robin costume by Dick.
“Richard, let me go!—”
“Nope, Little D. Let’s not commit fratricide today”
B doesn’t pay them any mind.
“Red Robin, if you have information on Red Hood and the Joker—“
“It has nothing to do with the Joker, I swear!” Tim tries. “Jason is just… having a relaxation day! He’s taking a uh, small break.”
Well, it probably has something to do with the Joker, but Tim has plausible deniability.
“So we shouldn’t bother him today, uh, at all. He really needs this, uh, self-care day. I mean have you seen the amount of grey hairs he’s been getting from the stress lately?”
The sound of Damian’s struggling against Dick’s hold is the only thing he hears.
B is just silently glaring at him.
“He’s on a date!” Tim bursts out.
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Fuck.
The only sounds that break the silence are the small ‘oompf’ from Damian as he is dropped by Dick and Dick’s excited squeak of “Little Wing is on a date?!”
Uh oh.
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Somewhere far away, in another realm, a manic cackle echoes across an expanse of green.
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Taglist (for now, I’ll probably stop if I cant keep up):
@i-always-say-yea @uraniumwizard @why-must-i-be-like-this @griffinthing
#sorry for the long wait#hopefully ill be able to post more soon#also#plot... :)#it's probably really easy to guess lol#also tim might usually be good at keeping secrets#he was taken very off guard by jason and his mystery date#def not at the top of his game#that coupled with the bat stare#he couldnt not share his findings#he's just gonna update his will real quick#and haha 'mystery *boo*'#ba dum tiss#okay ill stop#dp x dc#dp x dc fic#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc crossover#dead on main#dead on main ship
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i guess you could call them...
secret soulmates
#ba dum tch#grian#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#secret life#secret life spoilers#secret life smp#slsmp#i drop the mic. everyone stares at me for 3 seconds before booing commences. i am escorted off the stage#but turn around when i hear a voice in the back say “he's right.” it's bigb#no hate to bigb tho i love bigb and secret soulmates <333#perspective
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boop <3 !!
evil boop
<3 <3
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there should be paid leave granted for kinktober so i could put 100% of my brain into filthy fics
#i hit a very difficult project at work + i'm exhausted because i sleep very badly past few days :')#i expected the workload didn't expect the sudden mental health flop *loud booing sound*#i'm stubborn so i will deffo finish this event even if in november#i haven't uncovered the kinkiest cards yet after all#i just wish life would let me FOR ONCE write how and WHEN i want#bas mumbles
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Did the updated Tier list with new category names.
After looking this over, I think it's a clear tell of what my playstyle is.
#Hi-Fi rush#Hi Fi Rush#To be fair WHO would have SEN-CO on anything that isn't something negative...#I just really like parrying BA-BOO to break its shield#I come to realize as I pulled up the Wiki I have very Chai-esc memory of the enemies...#“That shield centaur” and “Big fist shield guy” is my original names I was going to put down...:Y
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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8S9Mpjc/
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oh my god I don’t know who you are nonny but I just watched this like 30 times over I love you
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looking back on approx one year since i got plagiarized by ckvsen but a huge part of it that irks me to this day is how hard it is to give credit like girlie ripped off a line from my other fics and read my entire masterlist and still refused to apologize. not saying she doesn’t deserve to write again but responding to evidence with “sorry but you’re making me doubt my skills” and “i admit it’s one line but i didn’t know how to write it better” to stealing a literal intro to a work is laughable at best and pity-invoking at worst like how desperate do you have to be to not even come up with your own plot to blow up that’s insane
#ujutxt#not the fact that her first work that put her @ on enhablr’s map being the whole plot and premise she stole from 14 steps#like this is one of the few times where i can go lower and hold grudges#call me immature but don’t go out there crying about how much effort was put in writing a stolen piece#when all that was done is have several of my works open in tabs and word things worse than the way i word my works#not saying she was bas but that fic in particular reeked of her dumbing down what i originally wrote to not get caught#changing a few things etc#like bro just idk come up with your own story#write characters in your head#it’s not that hard when you have imagination#boo hoo me calling you out made you deactivate#it’s a two way street babes i stopped writing on here cos of you#like bark bark all you want say you’re going through it to deflect you don’t know what i’ve been through either#well at least i’m free#free of cringe and free of plagiarists
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ba ba boo and its mother (berin)
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First time?
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a spooky little treat for yall while i finish my other wips :)
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WataEi more like watagay–
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if you boop me then please let me know what my paw is
#its only 1 type of paw per user that you boop#ex. ivy is ghostly boop and nat is mummified boop#what kinda of paw do you use to boop me#i need to know please#i am desperate to know all the paws i am ba-booped with#wait no i missed an opportunity there#boo-booped
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"Tsukishima save me" ok Koitocore pack it up Барчонок brigade.
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