#bUT CMON

[eph-em-era]

in the nicest possible way - venom 3 isn't queerbaiting, it's textual on the goddamn screen

y'all really went into this PG-13 movie expecting venom & eddie to fuck nasty in the cinema? y'all really did? y'all thought "yes in this film we're selling to mainstream audiences, a lot of whom are teens, we'll have a dude mack on a giant slime monster"

please be realistic <3

it's a tragic love story in all senses of the word. it's baked into the beats of the film.

the helicopter scene, eddie finishing what they started by going to new york, the dang ship edit, venom admiring eddie in a suit, "ride me like a cowboy", 90% of the van stuff venom protecting eddie during the acid, the reach out and failed touch - and that's just some of the stuff from this film.

manage your expectations but also don't expect the narrative of a film for PG-13 mainstream audiences to lampshade alien fucking - that's not the genre convention of this film at all!!!!!

[watchoutpaul-hemightkickyourhead]

Thinking about the dynamic duo again

[jesuistrestriste]

Virgin art x virginireader ??? Art is like "yayyy pussy :3" and reader is just like "boy shut the hell up and let me hit "

naw bc he’d be so lame about it

like virgin!reader would be very chill and laid back, comfortably getting naked the first time they both agree to take each other’s v-cards in art’s dorm room, and he’s just standing there like an idiot — legit staring at reader’s boobs with an open mouth . he looks like :0 ! !

nd reader’s just like “i do NOT have time for this. get ur dick out or im leaving.”

so he tears off his clothes and awkwardly pushes them down onto the bed, climbing over their limbs and trying to shove himself into their pussy but instead starts rubbing his cock against their thigh and giggling

he’s like “this is so crazy, oh my god, i’m gonna have sex— we’re having sex— oh fuck—“

like….. no baby… no… no ur not.

he cums as soon as the tip is in:/

[cas-dyke]

so anyways can we talk about how in the crypt scene cas was gonna stab dean right in the heart chest just like dean did to him when they first met

[midnightfrappe]

I found an actual video of the little freaks singing and dancing

Some toddlers are really having a blast on the corner with these ones

[moxyphinx]

Kristin Scott Thomas & Sophie Okonedo in SLOW HORSES 3.05

[ceruleanharley]

baby lasagna tonight

[enha-stars]

now where are the michael scofield fics

[feddy-34]

[magpiesky]

Hard came the rain.

@barrenclan

Full image and Blood warning below!

Aka. You killed my daughter. Prepare to die.

[dunmanticarchivistsmain]

(Pearl's first sentence was in response to Scar saying the SLAY graffiti was done by Pearl)

~Impulse's Stream 21/3/24

[mothenbythighs]

Every time i see art of a gorgeous nonbinary person it turns out its just another twink from kamen rider

[eclaire-went-bam]

man i just KNOW the people who are saying "they don't have to give natlan characters melanin bcs natlan is BASED off south america, not actually south america!" liked the french furina memes

[endyark]

alright. i hate ranting cause i hate coming across as rude but i just saw something and now im kinda pissed

i hate that i even have to say this but guys.. you can like habit and not support what he's done. not every single person who likes habit is a nazi who supports murdering people and kills rabbits. yea there are some fucking awful people in the fandom, and we shouldn't support or condone those people. but come on. assuming every person who likes him supports that shit is so dumb. if it wasn't clear media literacy is dead, there you go

maybe people idk.. like him cause his lore is very cool and interesting. and he's a well written character. and he's funny and charming. maybe that's why.

but yea. please stop demonizing every single person who likes habit. oh my god

[whirlybirbs]

a psychic told me “your apartment needs help” and i haven’t stopped thinking about it. does she mean i need help cleaning the radiators. does she mean i need help killing a bug or two. does she mean it’s haunted. what does it MEAN.

[samitopknot]

tell me i’m wrong