#b/irdflash

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could u do a b/ird/flash fic? maybe w/ally w hayfever or a bad dust fit?

Absolutely! Hope this is ok, i wrote it in like 45 minutes so it’s a little messy!

Dick had been getting restless, it had been ages since he had been on a mission. Dick was itching to do something anything, so when Bruce asked Wally and him to investigate and gather information for him, he jumped at the chance. Wally loved going on missions with Dick, especially since with him there he could protect Dick. Not that he didn’t trust that dick can take care of himself, it’s just he worries, you know? Anything can happen, and as strong as dick is, he isn’t superhuman.

Dick was on his way to pick up Wally for the mission. He knew that the archives they were going to be investigating would be dusty so not only was he wearing his normal mask but also a face mask to keep the dust out. He didn't want to deal with another accident on a mission. God last time he had an allergy attack on a mission it was so embarrassing. Dick’s face flushed at the memory.

Soon he picked up Wally, and they made their way to the archives, they had to be careful when they got there, cause god knows how many guards there would be. Dick hacked the security cameras so they could get in easier but if they ran into anyone it would still be an issue. This is supposed to be a stealth mission, in and out and that's it.

They made their way through the building with ease, and they made it to the archives. As they looked at all the research Wally noticed how Dusty everything was. Wally looked at Dick beginning to worry about Dick cause of his allergies.

“Hey, Nightwing you doing okay with all the dust?”

Dick laughed “Yeah I'm fine, I brought a mask just in case”

Wally smiled and nodded, as much as he found Dick’s sneeze attractive this was not the time for that.

Wally grabbed another book and rubbed the dust off of it. A lot of dust stuck to his hand so he rubbed them together to get it off. The only issue is, that this sent some dust directly into his face. Wally rubbed his nose a bit, his nose was buzzing with irritation.

“Ugh”

“You ok Flash?”

“Hh- uh yeah I'm heh fine”

“If you're sure”

Dick gave a small smile and patted Wally’s back. Suddenly Wally's waist snapped forward

“Ehh-hiew!��hiih..Ehk'kiew!-hiew!"

“Whoa- are you ok”

Wally held up a hand

“N-not do-hiew ehk-kiew done… ehh’hiew”

Wally sighed “ugh I'm fin- eh-hiew! Fine”

Dick handed Wally a tissue, he always kept tissues on him.

“Ugh thanks”

“No problem, we should uh finish up here”

Wally nodded “Yeah we should eh-hiew! Eh-hiew! Eh-hiew! Eh-hiew! Eh-hiew! Eh-hiew! Eh.. Ehh.. Ehh-hieww!!”

Dick grabbed Wally’s hand while he was still sneezing in rapid succession, and dragged him out of the archives.

“Let’s go, we won't get much more info now anyways”

“Okay, that sounds good.. eh-hiew!”

Dick squished Wally’s nose to keep him from sneezing

“Sorry, I uh... We need to get past the guards, do you think you can hold back the sneezes?”

Wally nodded and squeezed his nose shut. He felt like his nose was on fire, it itched so much.

They began to make their way to the exit, Dick checking to make sure no guards could see them. Soon they got to the end, they just needed to make it past one more turn. Suddenly dick spots a guard and grabs and stops walking. He repeatedly checked the coast but the guard wasn't budging.

“Uh.. Nightwing” Wally whispered

Dick began to panic, he needed to think fast. Wally was going to sneeze soon and they were going to get caught.

“Fuck” dick muttered

Dick held Wally’s nose again.

“Come on come on please leave soon,” dick thought to himself

And then dick had an idea, he can hack the boss’s phone and send a text from it to get him to leave! He was a genius, this should be easy. He began to hack with one hand and hold Wally’s nose with the other. Wally whimpered from how much it itched. Then Dick was done! He sent the message and the guard left. He then ran out with Wally and they ran to the car. Dick breathed a sigh of relief and finally released Wally’s nose from its torment. Wally immediately exploded into a dozen of sneezes.

“Heh-kiew! Heh-kiew! Heh-kiew! Heh-kiew!”

Dick put a hand on Wally’s shoulder and handed him a tissue. Dick began driving back to their house

“Let's get you home so you can take a shower”

“Only heh-kiew! If it's with you” Wally responded while winking

Duck laughed. “Sure just don't die on the drive back”

“Love you”

“Love you too walls”

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SORRY I Saw a Birdflash shipper liked some of my snz stuff and YES.

PLEASE we need some Birdflash sneezes (dick grayson x wally west) GOD

Wally hardly ever gets sick bc of his metabolism but Dick? Oh lord leave him out in the rain and he'll fucking catch something like a wet cat and he's into it too, you know he is.

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Dick Grayson for the character thing?

Why I like them

Ummmmm??? I have not enough words to describe how much I love my idiot son

Why I don’t

WHEN HE DOESNT LISTEN TO PEOPLE TRYING TO HELP HIM!!! ARGGGGG

Favourite episode

Ohhhh fuk, gonna have to say Terminus (his fever dream maaadddeee meeeeee crrryyyyy)

Favourite season

Season 1 my little shit :)

Favourite line

“I don’t wanna be the Batman anymore” POWERFUL

Favourite outfit

I actually love the Robin suit so much in this series

OTP

Heh, well, I’ll give you one guess, psssttt, it starts with b and ends with irdflash

Brotp

You can pry Dick and Artemis friendship from my cold dead hands Ilovethemsm

Headcanon

He is bisexual actually this should be straight up FACT

Unpopular opinion

I kinda wanna see him as Batman in s4??? Like in the comics, I wanna see him in the situation neither him nor Bruce wanted him to be in

A wish

PLEASEEEE MAKE HIM BI

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

Once again, please don’t die thx

5 words to best describe them

Smartass, stubborn, immature, B A B E Y, dumbass

My nickname for them

ohmygodyouaresuchanidiotandamanchildandyoudeservealltheloveandyouremyson

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1?

1. What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?*

Don’t fucking @ me but i dont get b/irdflash like i really dont 

salty ask list

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To follow up my d/ick g/rayson snz hcs here are some W/ally hcs!

Hc prompt post

🐶Default volume? Any reason why?

Medium, more on the quiet side though

🐱Triggers? (In order from most to least)

Dust and that’s about it, that he knows of at least wink wink

🐭how do they cover? Actions during sneeze

Sneezes into his elbow mostly.. his sneezes sneak up on him and come super fast so a lot of the times he doesn’t have a chance unless he’s having a fit and they are coming rapidly (I think hi would have rapid sneezes cause of the super speed)

🐹Actions post snz?

I feel like he would rub his face a lot

🐰Light vs severe head cold?

His colds come and go super quick. Like he will have a cold for 4 hours (super speed and all) but his colds go from light, to bad to light again all during that span. So he will be complaining that he’s dying then be fine after a hour 💀

🦊How many times is a lot for the character?

More than 9. I feel like he would have rapid fits, especially if he was induced with dust. But unless he is sick or allergic to something he is usually 1 or 2 then done

🦄what is their attitude on sneezing?

Doesn’t care too much, will get a bit annoyed if he’s sneezing a ton when he doesn’t want it. Definitely not embarrassed about it though. I kinda think he would have a thing for d/ick’s sneezes

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Helloooo fellow Birdflash snzblr blog here, I love the headcanons for D/ick!!

Aaa hello fellow b/irdflash snzblr blog!!

Thank you so much, I actually plan to make more of them from the collection of hc prompts! I just have to choose which ones. I’m also going to make more hcs for w/ally and maybe some other d/cu characters! I also would looooove to start writing snzfics I just need to come up with ideas first!!