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Bro, just had my first ever bagel, and holy shit it’s good. Don’t care it’s whole wheat, but I’m eating it with peanut butter and honey.
Facts.
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#azztalks#random post#random shit#bagel#peanut butter and honey#my dad introduced me to peanut butter and honey sandwiches#first time trying a bagel#never before seen#it’s honestly good#i cannot believe it#bouta eat the entire bag#sooner or later#shitpost#i mean it when i say i finished it the two minutes it took me to make this post
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Thank you @please-be-nice-im-sensitive!
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@creepingcorvid smol
@monowritestoomuch tux
@tomhiddlestonsangel cloud
WHAT KINDA CAT ARE YOUR MUTUALS
I REALLY WANNA SIT HERE AMD GO THROUGH TAGGING EVERYONE BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW SO I’LL DO SO TOMORROW!!!
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My mother just woke me up at 3 (in the morning) to look at snow. I’m bouta just… go bye bye. 💀🙏
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#azztalks#i want to make a new time named azztalksshit#but that don’t sound good now does it?#people think i’m talking shit 💀#i mean i can#but still#yeah#3 am#3 am nonsense#that’s what this is#3 am feelings#3 am ramblings#i feel like more of the adult that the kid at the moment#she was excited and told me to open my eyes before almost shoving me outside into the freezing weather#she didn’t actually shove me but i thought she would#fucking hell#i need assistance#please 😭🙏#snow days#fuck you snow#got my mom to wake me up at 3 am#💀#snowy day#snow#snowflakes#snowflakes can suck it#i hear those little bastards on my windows#i just reheated coffee from yesterday and my dad just gave me a brand new cup of coffee#what the fuck#i meant tag not time at the start 💀🙏
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Was still hungry after soup at Olive Garden, so I took the entire salad bowl.
The waiter gave me a look. 😭
(I think the couple next table watched me. 💀 I’m so sorry for ruining your date.)
-Azz
#azztalks#not me stealing the entire bowl from my mother#😭#she was done with me#my dad felt the same way#💀#don’t trust me near salad guys#i may eat it#nom nom that bitch#you know? …#okay i’m done with myself man 😭#olive garden#their salad is good#waiter was nice#i dislike the ranch#…#i think said waiter was trying to flirt with me the whole time but as always i have my head face first into food#this is not the first time shockingly enough#random post#random shit#bear with me here 🙏#i’m just a hungry lil guy#i really am sorry to that couple#you did not deserve to watch me devour that entire salad bowl 😭#forgive me please 🙏
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what’s your opinion on Leucothea?
She’s the goddess that helps sailors and stuff, right? She helped Odysseus in The Odyssey so I don’t have a bad opinion about her. Leucothea helped Odysseus on his raft and covered him with her shawl(?). In my books, she’s great.
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I burnt my Alfredo making art.
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