#azurlaneincorrectquotes

[applepies-and-starlight]

What shipgirl got you into AL?

Royal Fortune, if that was not obvious enough *looks at the big flashing neon sign of a blog that @fortunestempest is (yes this is a shameless plug)*

I literally got in because my friend (hi Phos) looked at her stats and said "ehhh she doesn't look too good" and I went "bITCH I will make her op as fuck JUST to spite you."

She didn't need help there but she was what kept me going sooo yeah! 👍

[ask-tempesta]

Which is harder to deal with? The bird, or the fancy one?

"Yer comparin' a mosquito to a rabid dog, mate."

"They both be terrible, but one's a tiny nuisance that's impossible t' smack, and the other can an' will rip yer arm off."

[azurlaneincorrectquotes]

Bristol for the Pokemon ask?

Someone beat you to it

https://www.tumblr.com/azurlaneincorrectquotes/770693750834020352/bristol-for-the-pok%C3%A9mon-ask?source=share

[colorofinsanity]

@azurlaneincorrectquotes you know that joke that women get to smell like things and men have to smell like concepts? Why do you have the manliest soap known to man. Are you overcompensating for something

[ask-tempesta]

Is anyone on good terms with the bird, or is it all bad?

[Adventure Galley]: "...Martinho?"

[Whydah]: "I think they mean Swallow..."

[Galley]: "Ah, ne'er cross swords with that lass." [Whydah]: "Surprising..."

[Golden Hind]: "A good fighter, that one; snapped off one of my horns while Pelican ripped off a wing in turn, but far too eager to pursue anyone who irks her."

[Whydah]: "We're... decent. Can't say good, but it's decent between us... personally, I mean."

[Mary Celeste]: "Al'sumi? Hah! That one's terrified of me. I can't even get close to her without her wanting to bolt for it. I wouldn't mind striking up a conversation, however.

[Golden Hind]: "Then there's Delivery."

[Galley]: "Th'a noblewoman?"

[Golden Hind]: "Yes, I believe so. I do remember that they used to be close... but I can't quite recall when or why."

[Whydah]: "...Wait huh?"

[Galley]: "Somethin' wrong, lassie?"

[Whydah]: "Nothing, nothing... just. Thinking about things."

[Galley]: "Aye, if ye say so."

[colorofinsanity]

@azurlaneincorrectquotes

Turns out reminding me that i can edit the player/enemy phase messages was a terrible idea!

[colorofinsanity]

Speaking of callous posts for @azurlaneincorrectquotes, I broke my ankle at work and had to have my parents rescue me, so this is what he says

[colorofinsanity]

@azurlaneincorrectquotes tryna steal my fucking hot tamales

[colorofinsanity]

@azurlaneincorrectquotes

many are saying this!

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

@azurlaneincorrectquotes TRUE 😆

@adm-starblitzsteel-4305

Battra: fuck you!

Ghidorah: you act like this is a debate clown. Its not.

Battra: i caused a mass genocide for the fuck of it!

Ghidorah: and i dropped godzilla out of the sky for fun.

Skar king: hey guys what are we uh talking about?

Battra: beat it throw rug. The adults are talking

Skar: okay, asshole, what the fuck? Ghidorah, what are you two talking about?

Ghidorah: hello skar, this keychain seems to think we're debating who's more evil.

Battra: i forced an entire civilition into worshippinh me

Ghidorah: and i became king of the monster purely out of fucking spite

Battra: try supreme monstergod!

Ghidorah: i almost single handly terrformed the earth!

Battra: I KILLED MY SISTER!

Skar: i murdered a child's father figure right infront of him.

Battra:...what?

Skar: oh and that was way after i painfully forced shimo to be my slave with a crystal i tore off her body.

Ghidorah: jesus man

Skar: then is used shimo to basically enslave my own people and force them to do labor for my own amusement.

Ghidorah:

Battra:

Skar: put some respect on my name

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

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