Lord of Curses, Evil, (Their Highness/The Lord of Curses/She/Her) Transfem, EVIL WIZARD!!!!
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post with tags... post with tags... or suffer my curse...
no one knows this but actually if i just think really hard i can get all my thoughts out COMPLETELY RIGHT the first time. im just not trying hard enough. Btw. NO I DONT WANNA POST WITH TAGS SHUT THE FUCK UP
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my friend said i have the ROT-EST FEARS!!! 🩸🔪💀🧟⚡️🔥💥👻😈👹
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my friend said i have the softest ears,,
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sorry i ate the CREEPY PASTA!!!⚡️💥💀🩸🔪🧟👻
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sorry i ate the horny pasta. again
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why his name ocunt oarlock when oar lock isnmt even a number you can count to i'm fucking psised gonna SPLATTER your BRAINS HUMANb
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ass pics with HARDCORE LIGHTNING!!!! ⚡️💀🔥🎸🫏💥
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ass pics with medicore lighting,,,,
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it is with the lack of a heavy heart that i must announce that the feather was lighter
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i wanna stab a big animal a lots of times with a spear i think it'd be satisfying
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i love when i don't understand the mechanics or technology of something. like, that certainly is a Contraption alright. very Apparatus.
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No Mossy, I expect you to die! *I press a button slowly lowering you into a tank filled with ravenous sharks* Mwahahaha!
you want me to be a person? In this economy?
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oh wait is this one of tbose homed stucks
Hal Strider
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stealy dan... pink floid.,,, my favorite solo artsts,,
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that's the fuckign guy fron the two thiusand ones but like with legs anz dhit man .., the fuckin. hal 90&"0
Hal Strider
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even more shitty janitor model 41, this time with basic minimum wage style
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sorry about my minion he got out when i wasnt paying attention, you know how it is with minions. apparently he can jump the fence and i think he has rabies so if he bit you its probably a good idea to go to the hospital. see you at the next meeting of the evil council
i can't contract rabies. plate tectonics and all that. i am currently using him as a suture for the large gash he made on my ankle.
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Sepiraty can i have a cigarettw
sure! *i regurgitate it into your mouth like a bird being fed chewed-up food by it's mother*
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hey you should try putting me on. just to see what it feels like you know? maybe ill enhance your evil. never know till you give it a try
sorry, but i currently have
Legendary Sombrero of Binding
attached to my head. would if i could, though!
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