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bandkidlife · 4 years

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An E-mail I Sent to my Idol, Pepper Coyote

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Hi, my name Sean. I am 16 and I like your music. How much was your fursuit? Do you wear a diaper under it when you got to a con? I hear it could be hard to hold shit in there the whole time.

Are you familiar with TBone10? He's a cool YouTuber based in the same area as you. He makes funny Minecraft videos on daily. Anyway, he makes weed and I was wondering if you wanted some left-handed ciggies? I know It ain't legal in AZ, but he has a surplus of indica rn. This kush can leave you weak in the knees like horse cock. I am currently in a wheelchair because of it. Yeah, I fought off all the thugs to get it. My sweet kush. I was then mounted by a stallion and penetrated. The doctor gave me 2 months.

Did you know that yesterday (Aug 1) was national girlfriend day? I spent the whole time with my friend's left hand XD. Yo, you got a sig other *blushes deeply*? *Moans vigorously* yeah, I thought so.

I liked your song. The one in the middle. Yeah, that one was good. I played it like 3,000 times. The way the... piano... mixes with the... singing *loosens dog collar* was nice.

I searched you up on Wikipedia and it says you're a teacher?? Or at least you were one... *tightens dog collar* I guess. You can be my teacher. No, but seriously. I need someone to teach me algebra ;). And how to make a fursuit :(. SO yeah, I deleted that wiki page so don't check, daddy.

I didn't know coyotes came in red??? Like, that's cool and all, but what about my skin pigment?? I am Fifty Shades of fur and I need help. I don't get out that much but when I do, I turn fifty shades darker XD. But seriously, I can't get out of my house. I am scared to unlock the door and face my furry demons. Or as called in the furry community... Demies.

Real talk, how much Reddit Gold you got?? If you don't have any, you can just tell me your Karma count. We can follow each other in Reddit. Or like real life ;)??

I was watching you play that furry dating sim on Twitch the other day. I ROFLed on the floor laughing XD. You need to play ROBLOX with me!!! I played this game called FNAF in ROBLOX and it was epic!

*turns into coyote* ARF ARF ARF BARK BARK RUFF. *Shape shifts into a human again*. WOAH that was uncalled for. I turned into a wolf!! I had to hold back the urge to hump your leg!! Yeah, I can do that. I got those powers from my friend, Muhammad. He has ties with the big guys!!!

Back on topic, I need your help. Seriously. I CANNOT stop watching gape. It is a need. I've spent 15,000 on OnlyFans and am a tier 4 sub in Pokimane's chat. Yeah, *Sweats profusely* she's bitchin!! If you want, I can gift you a sub?

OKAY, I'LL COME CLEAN. I WANT TO TAIL WHIP ON YOUR FACE. I've been scooting all my life and it is all coming to a culmination on top of your pretty grin. The tail whip is notoriously known as the single. Hardest. Trick to do on a scooter. I broke my shins 5 times in the pursuit of tail whipping. As I was in the hospital for breaking my shins the third time, I discovered https://www.xvideos.com/. It is what lead to my porn addiction.

SO, I was in a Zoom call with my band kid friends and I started jerking it? Suddenly my camera turned on and people saw it? One person said, "OMG Sean, why is your cock out?" and I nutted. I can't anymore. Anyway, do you want the weed or not?

Best Regards,

-Sean "Tittysqueezer" Simmons

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I want to see if he responds to this cringe e-mail XD!!

#peppercoyote

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