#awkward reviews

[psychicfaggots]

Ok this one is my favorite one. This one is the best of the best. Those last two sentences sealed his fate, it’s over bro you’ll never beat the allegations.

[earlycuntsets]

mcr unboxing lame time

-frank iero's hallowed grounds coffee by la paisa bonita

-strange fan-made mcr vhs from ebay of "fireside bowl 2002"

my sweet husband wanted to go all out for the production of this and I am forever grateful to him. he does tech repair/3d printing tutorials.

he also 3d printed the little franks in the top left of the shot that were drawn by @horrorhare.

@myxchemicalximbalance & @ronna-rue here's my coffee review lol

wanted to use @batman-gifs comment below in the video! But I jumped the gun and missed the opportunity. They just capture the mystery of the vhs really well lol

also there's an easter egg in the audio when i pour the coffee high fives to anyone that catches it

[doomed-jester]

If I've taken away anything from the Quinton Reviews situation, it's to never reach out to people I admire because they'll publicly shame me for being weird and awkward

[so-long-soldier28]

i finished the show 😭 (minor teen wolf spoilers)

it was way less a tragic ending than predicted, thank god. everyone and their mother showed up in the last thirty minutes and i loved it, coach, especially; you CANNOT tell me he didn't know something was up. man was johnny on the spot with that stick. minorly confused on alec, but i think i understand, the more i think about it? oh!, and mason and corey were so cute. scott without eyes is my sleep paralysis demon. they should've kissed in the elevator.

[battywitch]

Hey. Listen. No really, look at me and listen, please.

Cast iron and stainless steel cookware are not like non-stick. They require different methods of cleaning, and there IS a learning curve.

Unless you've been taught how to use them, when you first try, you're probably going to have a rough time. Maybe your food sticks or burns, idk.

That is NOT a sign that your cookware is defective. Ignore whatever the packaging said about it being non-stick. Yes, with time and practice, you'll have far fewer instances of things sticking, but if your good sticks at first, stay calm.

You need to practice and look for tips based on your exact issue (eg, food burning) and type of cookware (eg, cast iron).

Also, you probably need oil.

[puppyeared]

if escape rooms as team building exercises became popular im not sure if id be more excited or terrified

[why-the-heck-not]

>:(((( I have a phonecall today that I have to answer, and ofc some other random phone call came in and I answered bc thought it was that. >:((( it wasn’t and now today’s total is going to be 2 phone calls. this is my nightmare

[screechingfromthevoid]

The reviews are in folks shit hurted

[yuri-puppies]

In the Fabru Lavander Marriage AU, I think one of the ways Marcille copes with Falin's marriage of convenience (a door, which she had previously refused to acknowledge as open while taking it for granted, shutting close*) is by suddenly becoming the world's most obnoxious Labru shipper and making it Laios' problem

Marcille, fully draped over Laios' back and using his head as a stim toy: "I get we have to sell the story but they don't have to be so lovey-dovey about it. It's starting to bother me on your behalf. I saw them cuddling in the rose gardens today. Cuddling! He was resting his head on her shoulder. She was petting his hair."

Laios, aware he's on a minefield but unable to avoid taking a step: "Aren't we- aren't we doing the same thing."

[mytastessuck]

Sam Reich & Dan Gurewitch & Amir Blumenfeld: Awkward Rap

From the early days of Collegehumor, the Paleolithic Era of 2008 comes this decent comedy rap that will ALWAYS hit too close to home. Jake and Amir team up with current Dropout CEO to remind you why you put your face in your hands every time you're alone.

Song Score: 1996/10

[becca-e-barnes]

Becca the way I ran over here is insane I have to share this with you. Dbf ceo Bucky tying his tie around your throat pulling it back as he rails into from behind on his desk while he calls you his favorite cock warmer.

Wtf that’s so hot 🙃 like a really frantic, filthy, desperate quickie over his desk because you just couldn’t help yourselves and he needs a little relief

Maybe he’s had a long day and it's really taken it out of him. Some days just don't go smoothly for him and you know to expect that but the second you see his face, you know it's been a rough one.

He looks tired. His frown lines seem a little deeper set than usual and his jaw is clenched but apart from that, it'd be hard to tell he's had a long day because he hides it well.

"Everything okay?" You keep your voice soft, encouraging him to relax and you notice his shoulders drop ever so slightly.

"Bad day." He confirms but it's impossible to miss how he seems to focus on the hem of your dress. Your dress stops just above your knees, leaving your legs exposed for him to appreciate and he doesn't say much more before doing exactly that.

As soon as you're settled on his desk, his hands are drifting up that bare skin, starting at your ankles, roaming confidently up the back of your bare legs. You know he needs this. He needs an outlet for all that frustration and a warmth settles in your stomach because even when he wants to be rough with you, he's still awfully considerate.

He kisses the insides of your knees, trailing the tip of his tongue gently up the inside of one of your thighs until he's able to place a chaste kiss to your clothed sex. He gasps softly, marvelling at how slick the thin lace is under his lips, knowing he's hardly even touched you and you're already desperate for him.

"Bend over the desk." He orders and while you follow his instructions, he unbuckles his belt and unzips his trousers before freeing his cock. "You're so fuckin' wet." He grunts, rubbing his stiffening length against the drenched fabric of your panties, giving himself a moment to admire your ass.

"You." He begins, loosening his tie before tugging it off, keeping the knot intact. "Are just a hole for me to fuck for the next hour. You got that?"

"Y-yes." You whimper, pressing yourself back on his cock, shame burning in your cheeks when he laughs at how pathetic you are.

"You're a fucking cocksleeve." Oh God, he needs this. Everything in him is screaming at him to bury his dick inside you and he can't ignore his need any longer. "I don't care if you get off on this. I don't give a shit if you cum." You know that's not true but believing this is just a rough, frantic fuck for his pleasure makes it even hotter somehow.

"Use me." You whine, gripping the edge of the desk. He pulls your soaked panties to the side, slipping the loop of the tie over your head, keeping a nice tension in the length of it as he slides slowly into you.

"Christ, you're tight." He grunts, tugging on the tie so the pressure on your neck makes you yelp. The first glide of his length into your body is always pure bliss for you but it's that little bit better when you pretend that he doesn't care.

"Stupid. Little. Cockslut." He offers sharp, shallow thrusts with each word and there's no stopping the way your eyes roll back. His tip nudges the soft, velvety spot inside you with each thrust and you know if he keeps that up, you're going to cum, whether he cares or not.

[asian-drama-whump-blog]

Cherry Magic Movie

I FINALLY FOUND IT! You guys probably got a hold of it ages ago but I just couldn’t find the movie anywhere! Here’s the link to it on youtube. I haven’t had the chance to watch it yet but I can confirm there is whump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YlPjhuScxA

[snappingtwiggs]

Stik's Movie Review Corner: The Wild Robot.

Hey. you. You should go watch The Wild Robot. The advertising team really failed this movie HARD.

I literally knew of the movies existence, nothing more, and that's because the advertising didn't tell you anything about this movie. Well, I am here to tell you that it is a 8/10 to 9/10. And I think going in with literally no expectations is a very good thing to do. Its a little awkward sometimes, but all in all its a really good movie. Soundtrack killed me too. I know I'm not hard to make cry, but man. It hits right. In particular the main theme. I wasn't planning on seeing this movie before my sister said she wanted to see it. And I think that's a bad thing. You should want to see this movie.

Anyway... I don't really feel like spoiling anything for you, and that's how I know its a good movie. Other than I guess mild gore warning (In a PG movie somehow, like more than I think I've seen in a decent amount of PG 13.) and the robot designs are super sick. So uhh... Go watch it.

[hanakihan]

cracked NSFW idea in comedic way though because me and friends were drunk

So anyway jinwoo gets his own yt channel where he reviews good and bad hentai manga either in aesthetic appreciation of straight up losing his mind of how bad it is (he doesn’t openly say what’s happens of shows too nsfw panels but he does it in comedic way with completely straight face while wearing a face mask and overall having his own aesthetic)

and like channel becomes a niche and very few actually connect that cool cold handsome hunter sung and this energetic full of humor and existential crisis hentai reviewer

and then there’s jinchul just accidentally starting to watch one of the videos because he had it in background and it started to play automatically and he doesn’t really care about hentai even though it’s interesting to hear how reviewer talks about it and progressively loses his mind at trashy ones and this channel becomes jinchul’s guilty pleasure because you can turn off your brain and appreciate a reviewer and their jokes

and then memes arise and imagine that awkward absolutely weird moment when jinwoo and jinchul are in same room and then jinchul references one of the channel memes with others not understanding context but finding it funny and jinwoo choking on his drink while sweating nervously

and with knowledge that jinchul is watching his channel jinwoo also starts to review stuff that either references it or straight up trolls jinchul’s work (like you know those office hentai doujinshi and stuff)

/and then they have sex and jinwoo does or says something and jinchul goes full nerd way like ‘oh did you just referenced that quote from your 37th review?’ and jinwoo just stops like ‘are you fucking seriously—‘

[afza147]

Ep3 Queen of Tears short review

Is she really going to die for real? For real ?coz the epilogue got me question that.

I can't have another death drama on my list.

Overall still laughing hard with the awkwardness of them sleeping together🤣🤣🤣

Gosh they acting like it's their first time sleeping together 🤣🤣🤣plus him calling her yeobo too..cute😍🤣

I was scared too when she ask for a cuddle🤣🤣🤣

3 different emotion in watching today ep

1. The hyun woo that still want to divorce

2.The jealous hyun woo..oo I love it..the tension gap😍😍😍

3.The handsome hyun woo saving the dog plus he still in I want to stay married kinda mode

Gosh the side plot..what could be the mysterious person plotting this..for now my guess it's the grandfather girlfriend..team up with the daughter in law and the secretary and the new man.

Yes a kiss was expected on the ending position plus a scaring moment for hyun woo too..I'm scared as well🤣

I wonder the good news is either she don't have the illness or she got the shop deal for tomorrow.

Most importantly..please delete the message first. The noisy sister was about to ruin everything

Plus I was well prepared if hae in found out..thank goodness new man turn off her phone

When hae in ask her secretary on her sudden love toward her husband..I also have the same answer she's sick🤣🤣

More jealous hyun woo tomorrow 😍😍

[birdmenmanga]

I'm so bad at writing calm and composed compliments on twt. I can't just say I'm exploding into a million pieces. they wouldn't understand that.