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hes three apples tall
#johnny cade#I LOVE YOU JOSH STROBL EEEE#josh strobl u have my heart#awful ass pic lmao#hes so cutie#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#the outsiders musical#sodapop curtis#darry curtis#dallas winston#steve randle
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same guy!!!
[kindergarten / ~2008] / [2016]
[2023] / [2022]
#mochi rambles#im a pretty princess#gender things#transgender#transmasc#transmasculine#nonbinary#trans timeline#17yo me is the one you get because SOMEHOW its the least awful outfit compared to the handful of (not naked) pics i have from 2010-2013#yes i am wearing two belts and for some reason a wooden novelty Christmas necklace???#YES its still the least stupid outfit lmao#i discovered the concept of presentation outside the binary and went full toddler with it lmao#also i had a flip phone from 2006 clear thru til about 2014 when i started to get better at clothes so theres basically no pics anyway#also ftr i have been out as trans since like 2006??? 2005????? a long ass time
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Friday night night funkin dating hcs!!
Warnings: Some nsfw stuff but nothing too far, boob grabbing, bra stealing, nudes but not rlly
A/n: I HAVE ANOTHER OBSESSION UGHHH, anyways!! I’m so happy the fandom is reviving bc of the new update ahh. Also I didn’t rlly know what to put for bc so apologies if you wanted more of him :(
Keith (bf):
He’s such a flower sniffer istg
He’s like a rosy cheeked sweetheart who brings you heart chocolate every time he visits you
No but actually he’s wrapped around your fingers, it’s scary.
His fav dates are you and him alone at his house watching Godzilla movies and laying his head against your stomach while you play with his hair
AND YOU WEAR HIS HAT
Sometimes you’ll send a pic of you in his boxers that he left at your house just to tease him
But whenever he feels silly (which is all the time) he’ll send a picture of him in your bra for funsies
“I can do that too :D”
“0_•”
Keith is such a nerd, playing video games with him is your go to date
You guys would always match, like whenever you two play Mario kart he’d be toad and you’d be toadette
You hype him up sm, esp when playing Fortnite 😭
Y’all know that one Tik tok audio that goes
“Yeah get his ass FUCKING PUSSY TRY THE FUCK AGAIN BITCH, TRY THE FUCK AGAIII”
You do that, and it scares him.
His fav activity? Pot + cartoons.
You guys are the silliest couples ever. Laughing at SpongeBob with fog all over the room until your ribs start to hurt.
“Babes.. do you think that like-Starfires armpits are also pink?”
“…woah”
Pico:
Now when pico first starting dating you he thought you were just another chick to stuff his wiener in.
But soon enough, you guys were both wrapped around each others finger.
He’d kill for you tbh
Pico canonically has abs, so he likes it whenever he’s chilling with you and you just poke/rub them. He thinks it’s the cutest AND hottest shit ever
This man cannot get enough of your boobies, whenever he’s on his phone he’d have his arm around you and casually use your boob as a stress ball.
Sometimes he’ll just steal your bras whenever you’re showering or changing, just so that he can get a fresh look at ‘his girls’ (that’s what he calls them)
“Pico!! Have you seen my bra?”
“Hm? Na babe, I’m js here.”
This sly fuckin ginger
Most of his dates consist of going to his fav burger joint or sleeping over at each others houses
He esp loves the second one cuz he gets to makeout with you, prob his fav thing to do in this life.
Whenever you guys leave any function, like ever, he’ll yell out your ship name as he leaves the room 😭
“Pi-y/n, OUT”
“Babe you don’t have to do that every time we leave..”
Also his dad (Tankmen) loves embarrassing him in front of you.
(Tankmen) “Yeah so Pico kept pissing himself in the bed until 7th grade, shit had me concerned but turns out it was just normal puberty shit.”
(You)“Oh..”
“Dad I’m gonna kill you.”
Lmao he did eventually
Darnell
Darnell has such a big ego on being a ‘cool tough guy’, but when it comes to you it entirely washes away
It embarrasses him whenever he’s around his friends and you come over and start smooching him all over his face, getting lipgloss/lipstick all over him
“Mwah mwah mwah!!”
“B-baby. Babe, you’re ruining my aura.”
But he loves showing you off, you’re like his biggest flex. Whenever he hangs with his friends he always shows pictures of you like you’re his newborn
“Yeah so this is when we went to the skate park the other week and-“
“Dude. This is like the 5th picture you’ve shown me of them.”
Once for Valentine’s Day, he surprised you by spray painting an entire wall of you smooching him. (But like in the style of the fnf stickers they sell)
You were in such awe, you almost cried.
He was so embarrassed to show you at first, but when he saw how much you loved it he was so relieved
You and Nene are such besties
Like, squealing while talking about boys besties
“HII Y/N!!! :33”
“OMG HEY NENE!! ^^”
So when she found out you had a crush on Darnell, she was so excited
You guys became delusional abt him together, like
“NENE TODAY DARNELL LOOKED AT ME”
“STOPP HE WANTS YOU SO BADD”
“IKR”
O and your weapon (cuz everyone in picos friendgroup has one) is a broken glass bottle of whatever your fav drink is
Sometimes you’ll throw in a burning rag in there to make a Molotov cocktail
Also I hc that Darnell has thick silver rings and you love how they feel against your neck whenever you guys are smooching.
He lets you wear them at times but they always slip off because our boy has some THICK fingers.
#friday night funkin#idk#x reader#pico x reader#bf x reader#Keith x reader#Darnell x reader#Darnell#darnell fnf#picos school#fnf x reader#Friday night funkin x reader
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h. fort | hard launch
love love this trope. thank u, anon!! also added a few more posts than just the hard launch hope u don’t mind :)
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hctorforrt_ added to their story
hctorforrt_ she said she would look “so sexy” pregnant
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hctorforrt_ wym you always look good (only with my children tho)
youruser you flirt 🤭 also i’m totally not letting you get away with this
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hctorforrt_ i was zipping up her dress lol
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paucubarsi i think she has something on her nose
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youruser i’m kind of liking this wag lifestyle
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marcguiu9 JAJAJAJAJA
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lamineyamal slaying fr
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paucubarsi the pic of hector is killing me
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Kissimmee, baby
These pics make it look a lot more depressing than it actually is 😭 anyway no warnings and so specified masc/fem reader I don’t think there’s anything else lmk if I missed anything. Also is my first post on here I really don’t have a fucking clue what I’m doing lmao but if I stare at this any longer I’ll kms
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“Baby!” You laugh down at Abby from your bedroom window. “What happened?”
She’s soaking wet with what looks like an empty fish bucket in one hand and all of her fishing gear in her other arm. Apparently the fishing trip with her dad didn’t go as smoothly as she thought it would.
Abby sets down her armfuls of stuff and shields her eyes from the near noon sun, looking up at you before she replies.
“Fuckin’ fell in!” She giggles, trying to feign irritation but the image of you smiling down at her from your shared bedroom's open window makes her forget about her soaked clothes.
“No shit.”
“Come kiss me.” She smiles. That big one that scrunches up her nose.
“Not when you’re soaking wet.”
“I’m not soaked, just damp.”
“Awe.”
You feign disappointment and she rolls her eyes playfully at the double entendre as you shut the window and descend down to meet her.
“You look like shit.” You smile and close the screen door behind you, leaning against the porch railing.
“You’re not coming in like that.” You look down at her muddy boots.
“Kiss me and I’ll think about coming in through the back door.”
You laugh with a raised eyebrow but jog down the porch steps to meet her in the driveway.
“If you taste like saltwater, I swear to god…” you half joke, putting a hand on her cheek to pull her closer.
She brushes her cold nose against yours and you gasp when her cold hand meets your back through your pyjamas, pressing you against her damp torso.
“I won’t. It was a lake.” She murmurs before pressing her lips to yours.
She always feels warm. Even when she’s cold.
Abby grants you about ten seconds of peace before she’s wrapping her wet arms around you, lifting you off the ground and pulling you over her shoulder.
“Abby!” You laugh, pressing your hands on her lower back to keep yourself upright.
“Oh, look at that!” She says sarcastically, a hand on your ass, as she carries straight through the front door. “You’re wet now too. Gonna have to shower with me.”
#Spotify#abby anderson#abby the last of us#abby tlou#abby x masc!reader#abby anderson x female reader#abby x you#abby anderson x you#abby x reader#abby anderson x reader
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your social media aus are amazing!! i was wondering if you could do a private relationship between charles x singer!reader (fc: olivia rodrigo) but fans find out?
sour
pairing: charles leclerc x fem!singer!reader - requested type: social media au (fc: olivia rodrigo) author’s note: aw ty! im glad you like my smaus. anyways, your wish is my command 😚 i aged her up a year for this cuz it'd be a bit weird if they started dating right after she turned 17... also her birthday is no longer february first time i used stories (the format def tripped me up) and i don't know how to edit it so i just tossed some pics on and called it a day - let me know if you know anywhere where i can make insta stories :) tumblr fcked up several times so uhm 😔had to rewrite this a couple times... hope this did your request justice! ❤️ warnings: none! masterlist
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kaufman.sharlene uh is anyone seeing the guy behind her in the second pic? cuz that doesnt look like dan at all
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charles_leclerc Feels good to be back on the podium! Now to recharge the batteries for a few weeks and enjoy some sun 😘
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charles_leclerc I think you're more than sweet enough. Two years with you have been the best in my life, Ti amo, je t'aime, I love you 😘 i love you, i love you, i love you
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DCCOCE2 !!! 🗣️💥❗️
-“Diego has a thing for British guys” THEYRE GONNA KISS EACH OTHER
-oop Isabel is giving villain I love her
-TRISTAN MY BABY I LOVE YOU
-why are we doing straight yoga bro
-LMAO THE WINK AT SPENCER WHEN HE SAIF LIFT YOUR RIGHT LEG HES GETTING FREAKY WITH IT
-I ship Ivy and zaid bro
-“sorry there was a bug” THAT WAS A FLY BRO
-he’s actually so real for that tho
-this bitch is eating straight leaves right now
-ok idk if this was just my iPad glitching but zaid’s laugh never came out
-bro just made the motion it looked so goofy 😭🙏🏻
-HE HAS LESBIAN MOMS OH YEAH
-Amelie get out
-HANNAH YOU ATE
-“don’t you get tired of being an asshole” PREACH GIRL
-SHES AN ORPHAN
-NAH THE LORE DROP IS CRAZY
-aw she’s hugging Marissa she wants her
-WHAT WAS WITH THE CYMBALS WHEN NATALIA SHRUGGED GET OUT
-not Isabel calling her a raccoon 💀
-I love how Anastasia cares about Marissa because she got badmouthed once bro
-Alessio x Logan ???
-Alessio just like me
-“hella sus” PLEASE BRO YOURE SO CRINGE 😭🙏🏻
-aw little Alessio
-trevek you are not kung fu panda bro
-AW DEREKS LITTLE TWINKLY EYES THEYRE SO GAY I LOVE THEM
-bro Logan womp womp this is disventure camp man you’re gonna hit some girls
-please tell me the baby is not traumatized
-I’ll cry
-wait hear me out on young Richard guys
-OMG I LOVE THE PICS OF HIM AND HIS FAMILY
-“what she’s an ass” PRESCH ANASTASIA
-WHY DID HE MOAN LIKE THAT
-LMAO BRO GOT BENT
-ALESSIO SCOOTING AWAY FROM TED LMAO
-omg I love how Anastasia is standing up to Lynda for Marissa
-smells kind of lesbian in here
-bros been playing poker since he was a kid 💀
-“this painting is me” bruh really how did you not see that
-YES GET TED OUT
-THE WAY TED SNATCHED LYNDA LMAO
-THE WAY ISABEL PRAYED LMAO
-NO ALESSIO
-WHY BRO HOW
-COME BACK MY BABY
-IT COULDVE BEEN TEDDDD
-I want alessio and Logan to kiss right now
-thank you Marissa
-“I mean who doesn’t” I KNEW YOU WANTED LOGAN YOU LIKE HIS SPICY ABS
BRO THIS MADE ME MAD
WHY ALESSIO BRO DIDNT EVEN GIVE HIM A CHANCE
ALESSIO WANTS TO KISS LOGAN SO BAD
OK TRISTAN YOU GOT THIS BABY
#disventure camp#odd nation cartoons#disventure camp carnival of chaos#disventure camp alessio#alessio#alessio disventure camp#disventure camp all stars#disventure camp staff stories#disventure camp tomjake#dcas#dc#alessio dc#dc alessio
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feather , part 22
“ with you out my life ”
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→ edwards.73 i’m sorry 😕
→ lhughes_06 oh 😨
username12 why the hell does luke keep going “oh”
→ username3 and why the hell is everyone tryna make a move on my girl 😟😟
colecaufield my friend’s younger brother was asking about you
→ yourusername jokes on you i know you don’t have any friends
→ jackhughes is this about who i think it’s about
→ colecaufield no one of our friends’ brothers actually asked me about her.. jackhughes
→ lhughes_06 oh 😞
markestapa damn how’d you manage to crop me out of that first pic
→ mackie.samo the implications are wild
→ dylanduke25 wow u were in her bed 😱
→ yourusername yes dylan he was in my bed WAITING FOR ME TO PAINT HIS NAILS
→ markestapa HELL NO i was just watching you do yours 🙄🙄
→ lhughes_06 oh 😧
username99 luke keeps oh-ing i’m slightly scared for him!
username45 SHE’S FINALLY FREE
→ username24 escaped booking.com’s basement
→ username27 BOOKING.COM???? 😭😭😭
username71 are they all commenting this shit on purpose lmfaoooo
username36 if their goal is to make luke mad i’m sure they’re succeeding
→ username2 fr i can hear him sobbing from here
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_quinnhughes she’s gonna kill you LMAO
→ jamie.drysdale oh please she can’t even push me
→ trevorzegras jamie last time she quite literally almost knocked your head on the corner of the counter
yourusername first of all JAMIE I CANT BELIEVE YOU
yourusername THIS IS SO FUCKING FOUL
yourusername LIKE THATS AN OUTDATED PIC YOU CAN’T USE IT
yourusername I���M NEVER FUCKING VISITING YOU AGAIN
yourusername and it wasn’t text it was warzone because he blocked me on everything else 🙄
→ jamie.drysdale one, that’s embarrassing, and two, STOP SPAMMING MY COMMENTS
→ yourusername ok mr proper grammar
→ jamie.drysdale your so annoying
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adamfantilli aw was she crying
→ jamie.drysdale yeah we got a noise complaint from our neighbors
→ yourusername i can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not 😕😕
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→ yourusername aw did i accidentally block you ☹️😔😖😣😩😪
colecaufield don’t tell me she was actually crying over blaker
→ jamie.drysdale she was!
→ yourusername she was not!
username27 first pic is me knowing dryshughes is never gonna happen
→ username89 IT WILL HAPPEN
→ username37 DONT PUSH UR NEGATIVE THOUGHTS ONTO US
→ username14 ur praying for our downfall arent u
username54 honestly tho she’s a mood
username28 i cant believe jamie actually posted this
jackhughes i just realized you have her saved as “fucking menace 🥰”
→ jamie.drysdale i hate her
→ yourusername don’t u think that’s a little mean jimmy johns????
→ jamie.drysdale god here you go AGAIN with the nicknames 🙄
→ yourusername YOU LAUGHED AT MY NICKNAME FOR JACK WTF DO U MEAN
→ jackhughes HUH WHAT NICKNAME????
→ yourusername don’t worry about it jacky boy
edwards.73 i could’ve sworn i heard a witch screeching but ig it was her crying
→ mackie.samo it’s okay man we all heard it
→ jamie.drysdale can confirm that’s what it sounded like
→ yourusername can confirm i’m being harassed by my friends and brother
→ dylanduke25 we were never your friends yourusername
→ yourusername oh 😥
yourusername i forgot to say i’m not heartbroken
yourusername so STOP MAKING ME LOOK LIKE I’M SAD
→ jamie.drysdale i thought i told you to stop spamming my comments
→ yourusername i’m not even spamming ur such a baby 😒
→ jamie.drysdale RESPECT ME IM OLDER
→ yourusername whatever
next chapter notes ) like i said in my other post i’ve been so tied up in school it’s been hard to get these chapters out WITH GOOD QUALITY nonetheless i hope it was still enjoyable albeit late 😭 also i forgot to mention but u mightve noticed the song lyric at the beginning of the chapter is NOT in order (yes it annoys me) but i didnt wanna repeat lyrics so that’s just how i’m gonna put them in for the rest of the song: if the lyric has been repeated then i’ll skip it til i get to the next new one 🙏🙏
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#luke hughes x reader#luke hughes x y/n#luke hughes fic#luke hughes fanfic#luke hughes#quinn hughes#jack hughes#alex turcotte#cole caufield#trevor zegras#jamie drysdale#ethan edwards#dylan duke#mark estapa#mackie samoskevich#adam fantilli#rutger mcgroarty#luca fantilli
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Shadow the Hedgehog x gn! Reader NSFW Headcanons
I forgot that you have to reply to an ask directly so he's the image of said ask lol
(Separate note but I kinda wanna do some of the rottmnt or 2012 tmnt bros so I might be doing some stuff on them next lol anyways–)
Shadow is on the dominant side I feel like this is obvious LMAO
Like he might occasionally sub but it'd be like a power bottom sort of thing
He'd definitely be into forcing his partner into submission
BRAT TAMER
sorry
Anyways
A close runner-up is having a S/O that willingly submits to him from the get-go
Send nudes/ revealing pics to this man PLEASE–
Imagine you're texting Shadow asking him when he'll get home and he's all 'it's going to be hours before I get home, be patient' yada yada then you send a pic in some lingerie and he just:
"Be ready."
Then like 10 minutes later you're getting railed LMAO
He's got a folder of every dirty picture you've sent him and he'll tease you about them
You walk in on him sorting through them and he laughs when you get embarrassed
"You're the one who sent the pictures. Did you think I would waste such works of art?" And he's got a pic of your ass on screen LMAO
I think he'd be into photography during sex
Not sex tapes but like he's got a Polaroid camera specifically for when you two go at it
Also I think he'd like punishment
Okay imagine Shadow makes a bunch of rules for you to follow in the bedroom that day but he purposefully makes it so you can't AHAKDNABKAND
"Aw, couldn't do it, love? I guess I'll have to fix that."
And there rules to follow during the punishment and if you don't follow them.... sheeeshhhhh
Like let's say he spanks you, you have to count each one, thank him properly each time, you're not allowed to squirm or whine, like you are so FUCKED (LITERALLY)
I don't think he's really into bondage exactly but let's talk about him tying your hands and then telling you if you want to cum you have to figure it out yourself OMFGGGGG
You try to hump the heel of your foot and he mocks you the whole time
Adding on to that, he's into orgasm denial/control
If ya want your orgasm, ya gotta work for it, thems tha rules
He'll use toys and give you tasks to do
He'll have you sucking his dick while he controls the remote vibrator inside you
If you want him to turn up the speed, you better get to gobblin that cob yfm?
I think Shadow would prefer missionary so he can see your face, so you can wrap your legs around him, so he can grab at your hips and nipples, etc.
Okay so outside of the bedroom–
Shadow manspreads and it's just MMMMM
He'd do things in public that turn you on without even thinking of it lmao
Like he'd grab your hips when he's trying to move past you
Or whisper in a low voice in your ear
Or say things without realizing the double meaning (a perfect opening for 'that's what she said' jokes)
Okay continuing on,
I think he'd have some sort of claiming thing going on
Cum inside you/on you, mark you (bites, bruises), writing on you, etc.
I mean like you're your own person, of course.... but your his
Okay I know I've been going on about his kinks but overall I think he'd be pretty vanilla is just occasionally he'll get more risqué
That's when all the kinky shit pops out
Not entirely related but Rogue would probably ask you some time into the relationship if y'all have done the deed LMAO
And if you say 'yes' she's asking for details lol
Anyways that's all I got for today, thank you my dear anon <3
Happy Holidays to everyone! I wanted to do a holiday themed thing but that might be coming later (like months later lmao)
Requests are open currently and I'll see y'all soon ;)
#fanfiction#sonic headcanons#sonic the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog x reader#sonic x reader#shadow the hedgehog x reader#shadow headcanons#shadow the hedgehog#shadow x reader#shadow x reader smut#shadow the hedgehog x reader smut
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my very first mass attack!!! I worked on this all throughout the month, and am so proud of it !!! :D
character owners: @snawbeanart, NotSoCreativeGhost, @splitathon, murderermariocookie, @graveyardzhift, @albeolambda, @faffreux, @bustersw0rd, binky_dink, @mothball-arts @hisuiansnow, RottenEctoplasm, Guhzea, HaxorusRose, @shagapult, ladybow, @ninjuku-kaiju, OctoTape, @aw-colorcat, MagiArts, @darknadaworld @churroach, @sleepyplante,
I'll put the wips down here:
so, i have an evil secret. i used minecraft to model the background.
this surprisingly did not take as long as i thought it would. only a few hours.
then i drafted where i wanted each character to go
then onto sketching
even though i made the background in minecraft so i didn't have to fight with perspective, it was still a pain in the ass for me. eventually i ditched the sketch and color-blocked everything instead
not going to lie, i wish i did Way better with the lines. but i was getting bored of the bg at this point. i was fighting with it for days lmao
then i finished lining and coloring all the characters (here's a pic of everything without the filters)
that's it!! i thought it would be nice to share that, since it took so long :O
#j4mz.png#art fight#art fight 2024#art fight mass attack#mario & luigi#mario bros#super mario#art process
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Yo! Do you have any notes/tips for your coloring process? I've always had trouble with that part of drawings looking good lmao and I really like yours! If not for your specific style, do you have any tips with that in general?
Iv gotten a few asks about how I color but iv always avoided answering because
A) I am absolutely awful at explaining things, and
B) I am a very Very lazy artist you should probably Not do the things that I do
BUT i feel bad gatekeeping(?) my horrible technique if it helps anybody ig ill try and explain so
✨✨✨Welcome to Reegis’ Probably Not Reputable (But Very Long Winded) Art Advice✨✨✨✨
line art of a random character for the example, just pic whatever colors you have in mind for your base colors, you can try using palette generators or basing it off of existing palettes/characters/whatever I have absolutely no idea how color theory works (& this is why you shouldnt listen to me) so im solely going off of vibes. but it is Rough so onto step 2 & 3
(edit to add i usually start off with the skin hair & clothes on separate clipping layers and merge them together towards the end.. i think i forgot to say that at all here oops)
I abuse the hellll out of layer blending modes. overlay, saturation & multiply mainly, but also difference, brightness & screen. (just doodle something & try all of em out to get a feel for them honestly ik theres a Lot and they can be intimidating) for this i just wanted a more cohesive warmer tone to start with so i added a peachy overlay & a slight ombré to the hair to add a bit more interest to the character.
then just the most basic of rendering, some blush & highlights just wherever i think theyd go.
Another thing they tell you Not to do, my next step is to block out all my shading in a vaguely purpleish multiply layer!!! i cant be assed to do it any other way im sorry…. once i have the basic shading down, i lock the layer & go in with air brush eraser & also airbrush in other colors wherever I think the purple is maybe too harsh/clashing
still wasnt 100% happy with the colors so messed around with some more layer filter/modes/whatever you call them then colored in my line art! i think this is honestly the saving grace for all of my art shshsdhhf color your lines people. doesnt have to be all (i dont, i like the contrast) but it usually helps to make some at least a little less harsh
then with a little more color tweaking im done! one random sleepy dude, fully colored (by my standards)
and then if a piece needs more dramatic lighting you justttt
im so serious play around with layer settings! these are just basic multiply & add(glow), there as so many others you can abuse the shit out of & nobody will know or care in your finished piece.
was this?? in any way helpful???? I hope so.
#THIS IS A BELATED ANSWER FOR ALL OF U MY B#scrolled back to find the earliest one i could bc i mean… you asked first#if this was in Any way helpful…. im glad#and also sorry. probably dont do these things#hmu if youd like me to clarify anything ill… do my best#asks#my art
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🌃third and final installment to nnn!
🌕banner made by me in pic collage
🌃divider: kaqpsuik via glitter-graphics
🌕warnings: nsfw 18+. mdni. modern au! candy store owner kisuke, established relationship(marriage), kisuke & reader are older adults, reader is female, fluff, angst, marriage/sex troubles, somnophilia/sleepy sex, breeding kink, sweet surprise at the end!
🌃3.1k words (i cannot write short fics lmao)
🌕: dedicated to all the kisuke stans that followed me back in the day. this one's for y'all!
▶️take your time (do it right) - s.o.s band
▶️take you down - chris brown
ooo-oo, baby
(let's do it)
take your time
(let's do it)
come on, baby
ooo-oo, baby
(let's do it)
take your time
(let’s do it)
—-
You hummed to yourself while swinging your hips and sweeping the floor.
The constant sounds of the cash register ringing and jovial customers sending greetings your way made a light smile tug the corners of your lips.
Kisuke, your loving husband of over twenty years now, had owned this candy store for as long as you could remember.
When you'd first met, you were almost instantly enamored with how well he could relate to all of the children in the neighborhood.
He was always kind and attentive to them, even managing to remember all of their names, siblings’ names, grades in school, and of course, their favorite candies.
Kisuke was sort of like the Santa Claus of Karakura Town and this quaint little store was his workshop.
One could only imagine that the man would be as sweet as the confectionaries that decorated the shelves in his store, and that assumption would be correct.
Sweet, thoughtful, quick-witted, intelligent, and charming were all pretty adjectives to describe your husband.
As well as meticulous, over analytical, overcritical, anal, particular-
Ah, and your favorite:
Workaholic.
“Is there something wrong, Urahara-san?” Your husband's busty, blonde employee asked as she bounced over to where you stood.
Rangiku began working for the Urahara Shoten as a freshman in university; now, fast forward three years and, early next quarter, she'd be graduating with a degree in Fashion Marketing.
“Huh? Oh, it's nothing Rangiku. Now that you mention it though, I am feeling a little lightheaded.”
You gave her a weak smile and continued your cleaning, but you miscalculated your next step and almost went hurtling face-first into the wooden floor.
“Uh oh. HEY JINTA! URURU!” Rangiku hollered across the shop, alerting some of the customers, but most importantly the two middle-school aged children.
“Take over the sweeping and watch the front counter while I go make Urahara-san some tea.”
The two nodded and Jinta took the broom from you while Ururu replaced your slipper on your foot.
“Thank you dears, I appreciate you both so much.” You kindly nodded to them.
Rangiku began leading you towards the back of the store to the break room.
“You really shouldn't have to worry so much, Rangiku. I'll be fine, really.”
Despite your protests and reassurances that you were alright, she still helped you settle into a chair before maneuvering over to the kitchenette to put on the kettle for the tea.
Waving her hand dismissively, she only turned around to face you when she wanted to inquire about which tea flavor you'd prefer.
“Ah, well let's see. Ginger sounds nice. I've had an awful bout of nausea along with these headaches and lightheaded sensations.”
She raised a questioning eyebrow at you but you pretended not to notice.
You were sure that you were probably just coming down with something, what with the weather rapidly changing from autumn to winter.
Besides, when was the last time that Kisuke actually took the time to finish inside of you?
He was so busy with the store these days that if he even bothered to make love to you it would be rushed and he'd finish on your tits or ass.
You got lost in your thoughts, going down multiple rabbit holes full of negativity. Wondering if Kisuke even found you attractive anymore.
With a heavy sigh, you laid a hand against your cheek. Rangiku brought over two teacups and a plate of rice crackers.
“Thank you, Rangiku. You really are a lifesaver.”
The warm, ginger tea immediately spread a feeling of healing and nourishment throughout your tired body.
To be honest, you worked just about as hard as Kisuke did in this store, but you usually never let work prevent you from participating in self-care. What was happening to you?
Rangiku slammed her arm down on the table, making you let out a surprised yip. The teacups rattled from the motion.
“Now that we're alone, you can finally tell me what's been bothering you, Urahara-san…”
“W-what's bothering me?” You mentally cursed yourself for stuttering!
There's no way that you can tell Rangiku about the issues you and Kisuke have been having in the bedroom.
You brought the cup back to your lips to hide your expression.
—-
you know you ought to slow down
you’ve been working too hard and that’s a fact
sit back and relax a while
take some time to laugh and smile
—-
Bashfully, you scratched at your neck then fiddled with your wedding band - anything to distract yourself from answering the busty blonde’s question.
“Well…it's kind of embarrassing to say, and I don't want to sound like I'm complaining…Kisuke is a wonderful husband and he works so hard.”
Rangiku's palm slapped on the table this time, once again threatening to spill your teacup.
“Ah ha! So it is about that scruffy old man! I knew it!” She wagged a pink-manicured finger at you.
—-
Kisuke had just returned to the shop. He made a stop at the bank to make some deposits and to order a new book of business checks.
He hung his coat on the rack by the door and greeted some customers before walking up to Tessai who was currently working the register.
“Where's Rangiku and Y/N?”
Tessa handed a customer their receipt then pushed his glasses up his nose.
“I believe the lady of the house wasn't feeling well, so Rangiku took her to the back to sit down. She was working very hard today, must have tired herself out.”
Kisuke's blonde eyebrows furrowed but he nodded, giving Tessai a simple ‘thank you’ before walking off towards the back rooms.
The shop also doubled as Kisuke and your living area.
It was set up like a small apartment, just enough space for the two of you to live in comfort.
It wasn't anything flashy - modestly decorated and very homey - for a couple your age.
He began making his way back towards your small home, but promptly stopped when he heard voices coming from the break area.
“You don't have to be embarrassed, Urahara-san. You can talk to me about anything that's troubling you, always. I won't tell a single soul, I swear!”
Rangiku’s boisterous voice, no doubt.
Then your softer, meeker one.
“It’s just that, sometimes, I feel like Kisuke isn't attracted to me anymore. When we make love - if you can even call it that these days - he doesn't even come inside anymore! Oh Rangiku, what do I do? Am I.. am I not attractive enough anymore?”
Kisuke could definitely hear a wobble in your voice and it made his heart tighten inside his chest.
You really thought he didn't find you attractive?
“Nonsense! You're just as hot as the first day I met you, and if that old fart can't see that then that's his problem, not yours!”
He could've fallen to the floor. A giant tick mark etched its way onto the side of his blonde head.
Despite Rangiku’s…bluntness…he could understand how you might feel that way.
Most days, he was exhausted after work and wanted nothing more than to just cuddle up to you and drift off to sleep in your arms. He’d have to admit that making love to you properly had taken a back seat to his hectic work schedule.
He still tried his best to please you, which is where the quickies came in.
Being married came with many day to day challenges, but the last thing that Kisuke ever wanted you to feel was that he wasn't attracted to you; god, he's so damn attracted to you.
If he had more time throughout the day, he’d have you pressed up against every surface in that goddamn apartment.
Even though it’s technically eavesdropping, he’s grateful to hear what you'd been too ashamed and uncomfortable to talk to him about.
Now he knew exactly what he needed to do to make this right.
—-
lay your heavy load down
so we can stop and kick back
it seems we never take the time to do
all the things we want to, yeah
—-
Later That Night
Once the store had closed for the evening, Kisuke sent all of his employees home and told them not to return the next day, as they would be closed for ‘cleaning.’
No one questioned him (many welcomed the time off, especially Rangiku who'd likely spend the day shopping until she dropped.)
After your chat with Rangiku, you had decided to turn in earlier than you usually did tonight.
You took the time to actually do your skin care routine; it made you feel just a little bit lighter and way more relaxed.
Donning a simple nightdress, you fixed your hair into your bedtime style, slipped your feet into your slippers, and headed off to bed with a cup of tea, this time lavender and chamomile.
—-
Kisuke decided that he’d put off completing some financial reports until tomorrow - tonight he had plans for you and him…
….That was until he came to bed and saw you already fast asleep.
He thought you looked so endearing this way with your arms cradling his pillow as your body laid halfway between yours and his side of the bed.
His slippered feet padded quietly along the hardwood floors, desperately trying to keep his movements subtle enough so as not to wake you.
Kisuke’s cock began to harden in his sleeping pants as he got closer to you: the swell of your ass sitting taut against your nightgown with your hip hiked up just enough so he could see your panties.
But the thing that had his dick absolutely throbbing was the simple sparkle of the diamonds in your wedding rings. The moonlight trickling in from the bedroom window covered you in an ethereal glow.
You looked like a goddess.
A true sleeping beauty.
A knee sank into the bed, but you were ever the clueless to your husband joining you.
Two thick, muscular thighs enclosed your hips, gently nudging them over until you were laying flat on your tummy.
A rough hand caressed all the way from the ball of your foot, calf muscle, up to the crease behind your knee.
Kisuke hesitated a bit, stopping his movements when you let out a soft sigh.
“Kisuke…”
Oh shit. Was he caught?
He began to withdraw his actions until a small hand encircled his wrist.
Hooded gray eyes trailed up your form until they met your sleep-filled expression.
Your lips were upturned in a dopey smile, your e/c eyes clouded over with sleep but also lust as you looked at him from over your shoulder.
“Yes, my darling? What is it you need from me? Don't be shy now…”
Kisuke’s knuckles dragged along your inner thighs, your slick making it easier for the rough digits to slide against your warm skin.
He pinned you down with one hand on the back of your neck. Your face squished against the cool silk of the pillow as your husband began to tease your folds in preparation for his cock.
“Please, Kisuke…need your cock inside..” You babbled incoherently; your mind was foggy with sleep but still you were cognizant enough of your actions to consent to your husband fucking you.
Kisuke groaned low in his throat behind you, grazing his left ring finger over your clit. The cold metal of his wedding band made your thighs twitch and clamp down around his hand.
“Shh, shh…you will, baby; just be a bit more patient for me, alright?”
Nodding impatiently, you pushed your pussy further against his hand, rubbing your juices against the long, thick digits.
“So wet, baby. Don't tell me you missed me?” You could hear the stupid smirk in his voice.
“Stop playing, Kisuke, you-”
SMACK!
The flesh of your ass cheek jiggled against his palm, which he then smoothed over the reddening mark.
“Hush up, woman. I know how to take care of this pussy, been doing it for over two decades now.”
Now he was the one getting impatient as he continued to play with your ass cheeks with his right hand while his left stroked your leaking slit.
Two fingers, the ring and middle, eased inside your wet hole - making both you and Kisuke moan out loud.
“Oh yeah, this pussy’s as tight as the first night I ever fucked it, baby…”
He leaned his upper body over yours to press a kiss into your open mouth. Your tongues swirled together in a passionate, lascivious dance. A dance of two lovers who both yearned for the other so desperately.
Pulling back for air with a wet ‘pop’, Kisuke removed his fingers from you and used them to stroke his dick.
“Kisuke...please.”
“Nuh uh, lie back down. Ass up, just how you were. Got a lot to make up for, baby. Let me do it.”
—-
now, baby we can do it
take the time, do it right
we can do it, baby
do it tonight
baby, we can do it
take the time, do it right
we can do it, baby
do it tonight
—-
The slow, calculated movements of Kisuke’s hips grinding you into the mattress had you gripping the headboard for dear life.
His cock filled you up so well, taking up every inch of space in your lower half.
You in turn ground back against him, your ass making soft ‘plip plip’ noises from your combined arousals melding between you.
It was as if the both of you were trying to glue your bodies together so you'd never have to separate from each other again.
“Fuck, Kisuke…it's so good, baby.”
He would've responded if he wasn't so focused on how hard you were gripping him. How in the hell had he ever managed to keep himself from cumming inside of you?
With only a few more strokes he'd be filling you up, splattering your walls with his seeds and then pulling out to watch your little cunt struggle to hold it all inside.
Wait, no.
No no no.
He wouldn't let any of it slip out, not a single goddamn drop.
If anything, he'd use his fingers to plug you up and keep his essence inside of you where it rightfully belonged.
That's it. That's what he was going to do. He's going to breed you tonight, right here. Right fucking now.
His hands gripped your neck and peeled your upper body off of the bed.
You arched into him perfectly as he continued pummeling your pussy from the back.
The entire bed shook from his enthusiastic movements, and then you felt a sweaty mop of thick, blonde hair press into your shoulder.
“Need to cum inside you, baby. 'm so sorry, so so sorry, precious. You're all I'll ever need - fuck! - need to fill this pussy up, please let me, baby!”
Your cheeks blushed at the high, desperate tone of his voice and you reached a hand up to grab at his soaked hair.
Once again your lips slotted together and Kisuke moved one hand between your legs to rub at your clit.
“Yes, please Kisuke! I need it, need you! I love you, Kisuke!”
That's all it took for him to bust inside you right there.
Ropes and ropes of warm, sticky cum filled your trembling core as both you and Kisuke collapsed to the mattress below you.
“Fuck, fuck…ah, God…” He was trembling just as much as you were!
The bed sheets were wet from your combined releases. Kisuke wasn't finished with you, though.
“K-kisuke!”
You groaned his name as said man flipped you over like you weighed two ounces and hooked his forearms underneath your knees.
His heavy cock hung between his legs, drenched in your release with the head steadily dripping more droplets of cum.
He lowered his head to your overstimulated cunt and rubbed his stubble over the rim of your ass.
Your abdomen lurched up, but he pressed you back down by driving his nose into your pubic mound. His strength far outweighed yours, so you had no choice but to lay back and take it.
“This is what you wanted, right? Well you got it. I'm not letting you up until you and this entire fucking bed are soaked in my cum, princess. So let me do it.”
—-
take your time
ooo, baby, take your time
if it takes all night
you can do it, you can do it, alright
you can do it, you can do it
to the early morning light
—-
Few Months Later
“Thank you, please come again!” You smiled cheerfully and handed a customer their bag.
“That's the last one, darling. Time to close up for the night.” Kisuke pressed a kiss against your temple and wrapped his free arm around your waist, with only a slight bit of difficulty.
Ever since your passionate romp in the bedroom a few months prior, Kisuke had implemented a new rule for the store: early close on Thursdays and Saturdays. Today was Saturday.
Once Rangiku, Tessai, and all the other associates had gathered their belongings and wished you both a good night, Kisuke whisked you away into your bedroom and locked the door.
He began unbuttoning his shirt, removing his cell phone from the breast pocket and setting it on the nightstand.
You reclined back against the soft pillows strategically aligned against the headboard.
“Don't forget to take it easy, Kisuke.” You dutifully reminded your eager yet adorable husband. He only smirked in return.
Crawling over to you on the bed, now shirtless and exposing his muscled torso, he grabbed your right foot and began massaging gently.
A deep sigh left your lips, making him smile. He pressed a kiss to your ankle before raising up onto his elbows.
“Of course, my love. You know I'd never do anything to hurt either of you.”
His left hand moved to rub over your slightly swollen abdomen.
“You know I think we're going to need to move into a bigger place soon.” You threaded your left hand with his.
“Right you are, beautiful. I've already set the plan in motion, so don't you worry….
“...just lay back and let me take my time and do you right.”
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Part 2 of frat boy from hell
@matts-myloverboy this is for u 🤍
1. very egotistical for someone that is not conventionally attractive
2. lied to me about his body count??? for whatever reason??
3. he lowkey looks like the dream man (yall i wish i was joking, my friend and i did a side by side comparison and the resemblance is…)
4. he’s not funny
5. he’d cancel plans so many times, it drove me up the fucking wall
6. he begged to see my ass tat for about a month because i got it out of spite when i cut him off the first time (i always do something to make myself hotter after men disappoint me).
7. i hadn’t spoken to him in a month and he broke no contact with me WHILE I WAS AT A CONCERT. he proceeded to text me the entire last half of the concert.
8. the same night, he added my friend (that i went to the concert with) on snapchat and tried to slide into her dm’s (it failed because nobody finds him attractive but me 😭)
9. he doesn’t look the same in any picture, so i’m convinced he’s a skinwalker
10. i got a guy’s snap at the bar one night and he confronted me about it the next time we hung out. (“so you’re just giving out your snap to guys at the bar huh? i mean i wasn’t going around doing that 🙄”)
11. i told yall he follows me and watches me at the bar, but guys it’s like BAD lmao. If i go upstairs, he goes upstairs. If i go downstairs, he’s there five minutes later watching me. He sat at the bar watching me sing every bar to WAP with my friend on Halloween. Every single second he was watching me.
12. His halloween costume was Napoleon Dynamite (it was literally just a vote for pedro shirt) (he knows how much i despise people who put 0 effort into a halloween costume)
13. said he wanted to try lsd…
14. left me sitting by myself for two hours while he played beer pong
15. he does this weird thing with his arm when he plays pong, it’s like some weird crane thing and idk it’s cringe and weird
16. asked me for a nip slip pic while he was in an airport 😀
17. asked me for nudes while i was on a trip with my friend because “i’ve missed that body”
18. calls me mommy (not a red flag, i just wanted to include it)
19. it took him until almost 3:00 to say happy birthday to me on my birthday
20. he got a ticket for buying alcohol with a fake
21. his grammar is god awful and it makes me want to punch him
22. he sexualized billie eilish as if i wouldn’t defend her with my life
23. he eats like a pig
24. i have never seen this man drink water (unless it was MY water that I ASKED FOR after sex)
25. his nut tastes like straight battery acid
26. he’d beg me for back scratches and head scratches
27. he refuses to buy new socks??? his have holes in them and are falling apart at the seams????
28. one of his roommates drives me up the fucking wall, i hate him so much lmfao
29. he’s so rude to the pledges??? yeah i get they’re still in the hazing faze and such but he literally forced one of them to make his bed and clean his room WHILE I WAS RIGHT THERE and told him to compliment me and blah blah blah i was like DAWG THIS IS A HUMAN BEING BE NICE TO HIM????
30. he’d stalk my stories for the longest time
31. he wanted to take my super cool Friday the 13th hockey jersey??? (“can i borrow it? and by borrow it i mean keep it?”)
32. i got a really bad leg cramp in his bed one night and told him to get up so i could stand up and stretch it out. He would not move and told me he could give me a massage but that i’d need to take my pants and underwear off????
33. he thought i wouldn’t find out that he got with a girl with an std. he tried to kiss me and i pushed him away. “woah…why’d i lowkey get rejected?”
34. that same night he asked if i had been talking to any other guys. I said no. I asked if he had been talking to any other girls. He lied and said no. I showed him the screenshotted receipts i had that said otherwise.
35. I made him get tested. When i asked if he got the results back he said “No, but visual results are in the clear.”
36. he tried to hit my cart without me offering and without asking??? hello, that’s not yours?????
37. Maybe this is tmi? but he’d finger me so hard that i would bleed every time…like blood would be EVERYWHERE. It didn’t even feel good either
38. the d was alright. it was better when i got to be on top
39. one time in missionary he rolled his eyes and it looked like that tiktok trend guys used to do where they’d tap the side of their forehead and roll their eyes. I got the ick and had to change positions into doggy so i wouldn’t have to look at him again
40. he said i love you while he was balls deep in me and i was just like 😀 oh
41. his tinder profile was…scary…
42. he bragged that he could make me cum 5 times with just his mouth. (he didn’t make me cum once in the many times we hooked up)
43. Oh my god this shit pissed me tf off. He and his frat brothers brought their dog to a frat party. The dog was two months old, drenched from the rain, TERRIFIED because he was being cornered by 40 drunk girls, and the fucking idiots managed to LOSE HIM. I straight up told him we weren’t fucking until they found out where the dog was and got him safely home.
44. he saw guys flirting with me at the bar and went up to interrupt these guys and start talking to them???? for no reason??? i was like wtf is going on???
45. the first movie he chose to pick for us to watch together was about a girl being kidnapped, raped, and sold into sex slavery??????
46. he has a horrible taste in movies and thinks he’s hot shit because he likes the wolf of wall street. (spoiler alert, EVERYONE LIKES THE WOLF OF WALL STREET)
47. the first date i went on with him was a double date. I was so disinterested that i almost got up and left because he was ignoring me to have a 30 minute conversation with the frat president IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME. RIGHT ACROSS FROM ME.
48. he’d invite me over and tell me to just come in whenever i’d get there. I’m stubborn and old fashioned, so i’d wait in my car until he’d come wandering out looking for me lol
49. his frat got rejected by the school. they can’t throw any parties or events on campus lmfao
50. he says the n word
Anywayssssss 😀
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You know what, fuck it, I'm gonna tell y'all another story, while I'm reminiscing to myself about past shit. To be honest, this one really is wild as fuck, it's probably one of the most scary and downright STUPID things I have EVER fucking done. And looking back, I can't help but CRINGE at myself for being such a fucking idiot.. So strap it for this one. 😅 Its like..NOT even funny, but I can't help but use laughing emojis because thats just how I fuckin deal with things lmao. It's another "Met someone online" story.
I'd again, being 18 and stupid, I met a guy online, exchanged numbers, we spoke on the phone a few times, I thought he was hot from the pics i'd seen, I was down to fuck, so was he, so he asked me to go to his house.
First red flag was the fact that HE could drive and I couldn't at the time, yet he didn't want to come and pick me up, I had to get to his place myself, So I did. I had to take like 2 different buses and then a taxi to his place, because he lived in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.
So I pull up to this gaff, walk to the door, knock, some man answers and I ask if *dude I'd been talking to* was there, and he tells me that it's him. I'd been catfished, dude didn't look ANYTHING like the photo's I'd seen of "him" but it was definitely him because i knew his voice. He very confidently invited me inside, and I WENT INSIDE..
His house was literally a wreck too, it looked OK from the outside, but inside was awful, there was literally walls missing and stuff, and it was just a complete mess, kinda like he was in the process of having work done on his house, but the house was also just minging and gross, and it smelt weird as fuck, and just from looking around it wasn't just one room, this dudes whole ass house was like this.
Anyway...I don't know WHAT THE FUCK I was thinking at the time but he starts kissing me and I GO WITH IT. I assumed he was going to take me upstairs to his bedroom, but he didn't he lead me into a garage area where there was a dirty old mattress on the floor, and we proceeded to have sex on it.
Now, you're gonna be like "Girl wtf?!" But the sex itself was pretty decent lmfao. The man knew what he was doing. HOWEVER the situation as a WHOLE was all kinds of fuckin weird and messed up 😅
Anyway...After we fuck, we kinda just like, sit there, on the dirty ass mattress for a while, talking, and then the realisation hit me and I remember thinking "Woah, this is weird, what the FUCK am I doing? I need to get the fuck out of here" So I got up and got dressed and politely told him I needed to go, I remember he just kinda nodded and was like "Ok cool" and I just left, I was in the middle of nowhere but I didn't wanna call another taxi, and have to wait around at his house for it, so I wandered down some dirty road for a while until I got somewhere I could explain to the taxi place where I was. Went back to the bus station, took another 2 buses and went home..
Took a screenshot of his dating profile.
Blocked him, blocked his number, sent the dating app an email saying that his profile was fake, and that was it.
So yeah.
Again..Wild...Wild and FUCKING stupid of me 😅
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hi! i love your pics. can you please give us a step by step tut on how to click aesthetically pleasing pics (only if you're comfy).
Aw thankyou so much anon <3 I'm so sorry for the late ass reply, my inbox is plagued by creepy men so asks get lost ://
I wish I had a step by step tutorial but i really don't lmao, i don't think I'm all that aesthetic either, but Tumblr finds my shit pretty so it's a win
My camera fucking sucks I have 4 year old android with a shattered screen, so I guess that how i get my low quality angelic vintage aesthetic.
Try to have like multiple things going on in your picture so the frame doesn't look empty (like if you want to take a photo of a letter, add lipsticks, roses etc) bonus points because Tumblr loves chaos.
Also i just see random stuff and go "Tumblr's gonna love this" and post yipeee
Try play around with lighting a bit, some colours look so stunning in the sun, while others look so pretty in dim light. Your photos really don't have to be perfect, infact that makes them more authentic so it's good to be messy and not care :))
Mwah good luck 🫀♡
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we need to see that ass.
Aw come on I reblog so many pretty girls with nice asses. Mine isn’t that great in comparison lol
If I ever take an ass pic that I like you guys will be the first to see it lmao
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