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senorablack · 1 year ago
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Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool!!!) no pressure!!!! ur blog is awesome, enjoy!
thank you pal! <3
janeane aka my hair (named by a dear friend that passed in april '22)- i had a very dubious relationship with it in my younger years due to being the only person in my fam w this texture and it wasn't until my twenties that i fell in love with my volume, length and curl pattern! its called UNLEARNING INTERNALIZED ANTI BLACKNESS, BEB.
dude, im just down. like i idk, whatever you suggest, im probably down to go for the ride. like whats the worst to happen? you wanna drive across the country? tell me when and how we're splitting the cost and im requesting the time off. wanna go throw some axes? what the fuck we still doing standing right here? lets go bro!!!
i will always say it how it is. sometimes it's not the right words (working on my tact). sometimes it's the wrong tone. but you can expect full frontal honestly. if i don't want to go to xyz w you i will say it. if i think youre making a dumb bitch move, ima tell you. etc etc.
honestly my sense of humor. life is rough man and if we're not being silly where we can, what the fuck are we doing bro? and tbh i think im such a clever little shit and idc how self involved or deluded that sounds. ahah.
my love and belief in my peoples. im a person who lives at multiple intersections and those happen to be communities that have faced decades of institutional adversity. but i believe in our liberation. and i believe in our inherent beauty. and value. value for being. not value determined by our contribution to capitalism. i believe in our ability to unlearn harm to ourselves and others, in our good humor, and our compassion.
--tagging bc mama can't go into inboxes in this economy --
@greenlikethesea @normyreedus @katiedora @dallae @leatafandom @onirislanding @tolkientrash @hellofoxtrot @stevethehairington @garbagesauce + anyone else who sees this because im down to see what you love about you pals
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zinovi768 · 9 months ago
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YOU ASKED FOR THEORIES AND I AM FOR ONCE NOT SUPER LATE TO IT!
/DEEP BREATH
As far as you wrote, if that's what actually happening and not like "jumping thru a fake portal and the first seconds are just imagination" it definitely sounds like he managed to escape! Which, FUCKING HECK YEAH! YOU GO RAPH! GOOD MOVE WITH FLIPPING THAT BITCH OFF!
I do have my doubt that Prime is actually gonna pull the trigger tho? She seemed not very keen to it and her words sounded kinda like a bluff? But I could be wrong! It could be the last drop to absolutely fill her cup or however that saying goes :T
If the others wouldn't have gotten none information about the krang I would have guessed that it could be a classic situation of "He escaped and they just broke into the facility" but they didn't got any info so I guess? They are at home? Still looking to get more Intel?
But will he find the way back home? Is he in the right sewer tunnel? Is he going to wander around the sewers trying to find them? Are they gonna try to find him while he is lost just next to them?
Well, my thesis in the end!
65% no trigger pulling! Finding home with lots of trial and error most probably!
I can imagine that as soon as he finds them the trigger gets pulled but it would be a weird coincidence of Prime to time it that perfectly but you never know, right?
SUPER AWESOME CHAPTER! VERY VERY HAPPY TO SEE AN UPDATE!
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Hehehhehehhehe omg I love this whole thing-
I’m super happy you liked the update and I think from the theories you gave me you’re going to LOVE the next chapter I have coming up!!
*silent cackling cuz I know what’s about to happen*
ANYWAY-
KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER CUZ I THINK IMA MAKE SOME PEOPLE CRY <3
Ok I might post some sketches later-
Thank you for the theories they feed me >:) OK LOVE YOU BYE!!
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xprojectrpg · 1 year ago
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Moment of Awesome - Theresa Cassidy/Banshee*:Terry goes to see her boyfriend Kyle Gibney at his fight club and is confused (and angered) by what she sees.
Kyle pulled himself up, waved off the ref who had hit the bell, and leaned against the mesh lining of the ring, grabbing a small towel and a water bottle from just outside, eyes refusing to rise above the floor.
Practically hopping with her anger and disappointment and confusion, Terry quickly grew frustrated with all the people between her and Kyle, so she hummed herself a stable enough soundwave and pushed herself upward, over everyone's heads, moved far enough to land in front of him, and then dropped to the ground, bending her knees just a bit for shock absorption. "Kyle, love o'm'life," she said, reaching up to turn his face so she could see where that lizard woman had last kicked him. "What the bleedin' feck were y'playin' out there?"
She paused just long enough to put up the sound barrier that would keep everyone else from hearing any more of their conversation, making both Kyle's and her own ears pop a bit, then levitated up to his eye level to check his other jaw.
"Whatja mean playing? I was getting my ass handed to me by a psychopath." Kyle muttered. He poured water onto his towel and started wiping blood off his face. "I dunno, I just like. Something." he waved his free hand towards the middle of the ring, keeping his face behind the towel. "Ow, fuck, I think she broke my cheekbone. Jesus I hate her."
Still levitating, Terry took the towel from Kyle’s hands and folded a corner of it over to a cleanish side. She narrowed her eyes, dabbing at the blood on Kyle’s face for an extended moment as she thought through what she wanted to say. Finally, tone level, Terry replied, “You weren’t gettin’ your arse handed t’you, Kyle. Y’were lettin’ that tacky fish-scented cunt hand it t’you. There’s a difference.”
She dropped her hand, tilting Kyle’s chin up with gentle fingers a moment later. “What was that about, then?”
Kyle didn't pull away, but his neck and jaw tensed, and he went unmoving. "I... dunno?" He started to shrug, and winced. "Aw, think I sprained my neck too. Fuck, this hurts." He reached up to poke at his face. "Man, ima have bruises all day tomorrow. I dunno what I was doing, just, like, I dunno, Ter. I don't think I was letting her hand me my ass." Kyle's fingers kept probing at his cheekbone and the bruising crept up towards his eye as he poked. "She's a sadist. Has like, some MMA in her pocket and thinks it makes her badass and she likes hurting people. Better me than somebody else, right?"
Terry scoffed quietly, watching bruises bleed away from the more visible injuries. “How often have I watched y’spar, boyo? Y’think I don’t know what it looks like when you’re utilizin’ your trainin’? I saw y’takin’ hits y’could’ve avoided altogether, lettin’ that bitch have at you. Put her down as soon as y’heard me, though, didn’t you? Near enough, anyway.” Batting Kyle’s hand away so he’d stop poking at himself, Terry continued, “And it’s only good when it’s you because you’ve the skills t’stop her from hurtin’ someone else, right? But that’s only accurate if that’s what you’re doin’. How many times have y’fought her?”
He could've lied - it was tempting. But the fight roster was public, Terry was smart and he was not an especially good liar. "Less than twenty, more than twelve?" He said, knowing the number was closer to the twenty side of that scale. "I dunno, Ter. I just... " He looked around, glared at one of the guys who wasn't in a fight today until he cleared a bench and then plopped down on it like he was releasing every muscle at once. "I don't know, okay? I just get in there and, I dunno, she says shit and I shut down."
"She telegraphs her moves," Terry said. "I could read her and y'know I'm no fighter." Tilting Kyle's head down so she could see his eyes properly, Terry said, "Y'know better than t'let anybody's trash talkin' get the better o'you. Y'do."
(*XP's Terry Cassidy has reclaimed the name "Banshee" rather than "Siryn", as the Banshee is traditionally a female spirit and doesn't make sense for her dad to use it. Silly Marvel. ;) )
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jp-barbedwire · 2 years ago
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I enjoy this crowd. I see my types of faces here. I enjoy the culture in this arena tonight. Here im a good man. How r u all doing tonight? I am a samurai nd it shows here. U pick nd choose your piipol, i chose this crowd to be the man in. The man of the hour. The man sho will talk his way into gold and superstardom. I dont have time tho... for this 1 thing... the baby back bull shit of some venues. If i read tht i hate bgr or im too much of a thug over the word Nigga, thts the 1st hipocrasy tht i dont understand about most americans,and for nothing now ima negative to you fucking ppl...., ppl like tht deserve only my malus raining down uppon them. And when i find u nd u state tht im too this and tht, truth be told... did u ever hear my music? So shut the fuck up america. Nobody has this gift. The gift of the voice. Lerrings so destructivly deep tht it shatters reality like glass. And then its too much to entertain everyone to some of you whores. Listen, faggot. I do wht i want whenever the fuck i feel like. If i want to say this 1 awesome joke about me being proud of something tht i am, u fucking let me, you fucking bitch, if not face me in the ring you fucking pussy... nobody wants it... then every failiure have to stand clear out of my way....
Play theme song- a metal song* i pose a lil nd i exit
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pa-pa-plasma · 6 years ago
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should i create a "wind" system for my semi-closed, isopod/plant propogation vivarium? a rain system would be too much since it has a roof and i only need to spray it every once in a while, so should i use my timer for wind instead?? attach it the outside where the air holes are to push air straight through??? what would even happen if u incorporated wind into a closed viv???? the trees might need it to strengthen themselves against natural wind for when theyve outgrown the bin & the anthropods n isopods stay underground (most of the time) so they probably wouldnt care much
on another note why isnt there a voting system on tumblr like there is on twitter and probably every other site
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foreverfangirlalways · 4 years ago
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Sander Sides High School Host Club
Sanders Sides OHSHC-
This is simply a bullet fic for a Sanders Sides version of Ouran High School Host Club. Everyone is Supernatural except for Virgil, and if y’all like it enough, I will turn it into a full fledged fic. Just let me know!!
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Original Character= Sander Side -supernatural identity- tattoo that shows supernatural identity Haruhi=Virgil -human- ??? Tamaki=Janus -shapeshifter- dice surrounded by various shapes Kyouya=Logan -vampire- fangs with a moon and cross Hikaru=Patton -Cupid- bow&arrow w/ heart Kaoru=Emile -Siren- musical notes with emoji Hunny=Roman -fae- willow tree and red mushrooms Mori=Remy -sandman- hourglass combines with a sandstorm Renge=Remus -fae- willow tree and green mushrooms
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~A bunch of freaking people talking loudly in a freaking library!~
Virgil – [Sigh] ~This place has four library rooms. You'd think one of them would be quiet.~
~How are things in heaven Andy? I can't believe it's been ten years already. I'm beginning to think that rich kids only come to school to have a good time.~
~An abandoned living room. I guess this is the only place I'll be able to study in peace and quiet.~
[Gets buried in an avalanche of petals]
Sides Host Club – "Welcome!"
Virgil– ~When I opened the door, I found the Host Club.~
Janus *background/narration/janus answer to Virgil’s ‘whaaa???’*– "Only those with excellent social standing, filthy rich families, and are supernatural creatures are lucky enough to spend their time here at the elite private school, Sides Academy. The Sides Host Club is where the school's handsomest boys, with too much time on their hands, entertain other handsome boys who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Sides Academy's elegant playground for the super-rich, supernatural, and beautiful."
Virgil – "This is a cult?"
Patton– "Oh wow, it's a new boy!"
Logan – "Patton, Emile, I believe this young man is in the same class as you, isn't he?"
Emile– "Yeah, but he's so shy and quite! He doesn't act very sociably, so we don't know much about him."
Logan – "Hm. Well, that wasn't very polite." "Welcome to the Sides Host Club, Mr. Honor Student."
Janus – "What? You must be Virgil Storm! You're the exceptional honor student we've heard about."
Virgil – "How did you know my name?"
Roman– "Why, you're infamous. It's not every day that a commoner gains entrance into our academy. You must have a lot of nerve to work hard enough to fight your way into this school as an honor student cutie."
Virgil– "Boi, excuse me?"
Janus – "You're excused. You're a hero to other poor people, Storm. You've shown the world that even a poor person can excel at an elite private academy. It must be hard for you to constantly be looked down upon by others."
Virgil– "Ahhh, you’re that type of asshole. I think you're taking this "poor" thing too far."
Janus – "Spurned. Neglected. But that doesn't matter now. Long live the poor! We welcome you poor man, to our world of beauty."
Virgil– "Bitch, bye. I'm outta here."
Patton– "Hey! Come back here BFF Virgil! You must be like a superhero or something. That's so cool!"
Virgil– "I'm not a hero. I'm an honor student. And who are you calling "BFF Virgil!?"
Janus – "I never would've imagined the famous scholar would be so openly gay."
Virgil – "Openly what? BITCH WE’RE ALL GAY! There are no girls at this school! It’s like, a requirement or something!"
Janus *not listening*– "So tell me what kind of guys you're into. Do you like the strong, silent type? Because we don’t have that. We have Remy instead.
Remy- “You got that right babes. Silence is weakness. That’s why I always be slurping Starbees! *siiiippppp*”
Janus- Then there’s the boy Lolita? That’s Pat and Em! How about the princely type, Roman, or the cool nerd type, Logan?"
Virgil– "None! I was just looking for a quiet place to study."
Janus – "Or maybe... You're into a guy like me. *winky winky nudge nudge* What do you say?"
Virgil– "I will slap you. Back away!"
~Joan enters to see what the club was up too, and hears a ‘crackboom’. He turns to the noise, and sees the club standing over his broken vase.
Joan- “BROOOOOOOO! No effin' way, dude! Who broke this vase? Who broke this vase? Seriously, guys. Everyone who's here at my awesome party... this huge crowd of people that's definitely here right now...”
Virgil- *Mumbling* “Oh my go- wait, are they drunk? Why are they talking like that?”
Joan- “Somebody broke my grandma's vase. And that was the last thing she gave to me... to sell for about 75 thousand dollars! I swear to all things football and/or skateboarding that I will find you. Don't make me cry these incredibly manly tears! Anyone can speak up here and be a part of this scene. Especially those of us who aren't imagined and are actually here on the stage.”
Janus, Logan, Patton, Emile, Roman, and Remy all facepalm.
Joan- “Like, not the people who are imagined to be here through means of suspension of disbelief.”
Logan- I do not understand theatre. Joan, you don’t have to practice your script right now! Besides, you literally watched Virgil break it.”
Joan- “True, but I was very convincing! Now, ima go, but y’all should have the new guy do indentured servitude or something, because that’s the typically way a teenager pays for breaking a vase. Bye!”
All- “Bye Joan!”
Virgil- *gulping and looking around the room*"Uh, I'm gonna have to pay you back."
Remy – "With what money? Babes, you can't even afford a school uniform."
Roman – "What's with that grubby outfit you've got on anyway?"
Virgil- “Hmm, don’t like you either asshat.”
Logan – "Well, what do you think we should do Janus?"
Janus– "There's a famous saying you may have heard Virgil, "When in Rome, you should do as the Romans do." Since you have no money, you can pay with your body!”
Virgil- *raises an eyebrow, flips him off, and moves to leave*
Logan- *grabbing Virgil’s arm and pulling him back* “He doesn’t mean like that! He means-“
Janus- * interrupting* “That means starting today, you're the Host Club's errand boi!"
(Scene change)
Virgil– ~I don't know if I can handle this Andy. I've been captured by a bunch of boys that are calling themselves a host club.~ [Indistinct chattering] Brian– "Um, Janus, what's your favorite song?"
Janus– "What song? The one that reminds me of you, of course."
Steve (the stove) – "I baked you a cake today. Would you like to taste it?"
Janus– "Only if you'll feed it to me darling."
Bill (the drill) – "Oh wow. You're so dreamy."
Chad – "May I have a word with you Janus?"
Janus and Bill – "Huh?"
Chad– "I've recently heard the Host Club is keeping a little kitten without a pedigree."
Janus– "I don't know if I'd call him that. Speak of the devil! Thanks for doing the shopping Count Woe-laf! Did you get everything on our list?"
Virgil– "What? If Roman can’t call me that neither can you. Now here’s your food."
Remy– "Hey, wait a minute, what is this?"
Virgil– "Just what it looks like. It's coffee."
Remy – "I've never seen this kind before. Is this Dunkin Donuts?"
Virgil – *rolling his eyes* "Holy fucking shit. It's just Krueger coffee pods. I even got Starbucks brand!”
Everyone– "It's coffee pods?"
Remy – "Whoa! I've heard of this before. It's commoners' coffee. You just place it into a machine."
Steve – "I didn't know there was such a thing."
Brian – "So it's true then. Poor people don't even have enough money to buy Starbucks from Starbucks!"
Chad – "Mm hmm!"
Virgil- “No, it’s just Starbucks coffee pods. For home. It’s convenient you preppy asshats.”
Logan– *winks* "Commoners are pretty smart and convenient."
Roman – "68 cents per pod?"
Patton – "That's a lot less than we normally pay!"
Virgil – "I'll go back and get regular Starbucks. Excuse me for not knowing y’all orders."
Remy – "No, I'll keep it."
Crowd – [Gasp]
Remy– "I'm going to give it a try."
Crowd – [Gasp]
Remy – "I will drink this coffee!"
Crowd – [Applause]
Remy – "Alright Virgil, get over here and make me some of this commoners' coffee."
Virgil– ~I hate all these damn rich people.~
Chad– "Oh Janus, Logan, now they’re taking the joke too far. His palate won't be able to stomach that crap. Y’all don't have to drink it just because he bought it."
Virgil- "With all do respect, what?"
Chad*verychadlike* – "I'm sorry. I was talking to myself."
Virgil– "Bitc-"
Emile– "Virgil!"
Virgil – "Eh, I'm comin'" "Here."
Remy – "Let the tasting begin."
Brian – "I'm a little scared to drink this stuff."
Jon – "I'm afraid if I drink this my father will yell at me."
Roman– "What if I let you drink it from my mouth?"
Jon – "Well then I would drink it."
Guys – [Squealing]
Virgil – ~This is ridiculous.~
(Scene change)
Emile– [Giggle] "So he had a cookie jar hidden in our room."
Patton– "Emile! Don't tell them that story. I asked you not to tell anyone that. Why are you so mean to me?"
Emile– "I'm sorry Patton."
Guys – [Gasp]
Emile – "I didn't mean to upset you, but you were so adorable when it happened, I had to tell them. I'm sorry."
Patton– "I forgive you."
Guys – [Squeal] "I've never seen roommate love quite like that."
Virgil– "What are they so excited about? I just don't get it."
Roman – [dramatic entrance] "Sorry, we're running late."
Jon – "Hello Roman. Hey Remy."
Apollo – "We've been waiting here for you guys, hi"
Roman– "I'm sorry. I was waiting for Remy to finish his party plans and I simply couldn’t leave a man behind! *wrapping his arms around Remy* especially not the handsomest prince in the world!"
Guys – [Gasp] "So cute!" [Giggling]
Virgil– "Is Roman really a prince?"
Logan – "Roman may seem dramatic, but he is a fae prince."
Virgil – "Really? Damn."
Logan– "And then Remy allure is he’s a sassy, coffee-addicted sandman."
Virgil- "Interesting... tell me more?"
Logan- “Well, Emile is a siren. Patton is a Cupid.”
Virgil-*suprised Pikachu face* “seriously?”
Patton– "Vergie!"
Virgil– [Yelp]
Patton– "Hey Virgie, do you want to go have some cookies with me?"
Virgil– "Thanks, but I don't really like cookies."
Emile– "Then how would you like to hold my Stitch?"
Virgil– "I'm not into stuffed animals."
Emile– "Don’t worry! Stitch isn’t a mere stuffed animal! You look stressed. Stitch is enchanted, he brings luck and happiness to the holder.”
Virgil– [Gasp] "Well, I guess it wouldn’t hurt?"
Emile and Patton– [Gasp] *REALIZATION!* "Take good care of him, okay?" [Laugh]
Logan– "You'll notice that our club utilizes each man's unique characteristics to cater to the desires of our guests. Just so you know, Janus is number one around here. He's the king. Just don’t tell Roman. Janus’s request rate is 70%."
Virgil- "What's this world coming to? So, what is he?"
Logan- “Janus is a shapeshifter.”
Virgil- “Figures”
Logan– "And in order for you to pay off your 75 thousand dollar debt with us, you will act as the Sides Host Club's errand boy until you graduate. You can try to run away if you want to Virgil, but just so you know, I can find you anywhere you go. By the way, do you have a passport?"
Virgil – "Huh? What does that matter? And how could you find me? You never told me what you are."
Logan: “oh, of course. *smiles slowly, showing fangs.* “I’m a vampire.”
Virgil~eyes widened. Crap. Why does the one I like best have to be the most dangerous?~
Janus – "You're going to have to work hard to pay off that debt, my little emo." [Blow]
Virgil– [Hyperventilating] "Please don't do that again. Fight or flight, I will punch you."
Janus– "You need a makeover or no guys going to look twice at you."
Virgil – "You seem to be looking at me just fine. Besides, I’m not trying to get guys to look at me."
Janus– "Are you kidding me? That's the most important thing. You have to learn to be a gentleman and please the masses, like me."
Virgil– "I just don't think it's all that important."
Janus– "Hm?"
Virgil– "Why should I care about appearances and labels anyway? I mean, all that really matters is what's on the inside right? I don't understand why you even have a host club like this."
Janus– "It's a cruel reality, isn't it?
Virgil– [Grunt]
Janus– "It's not often that God creates a perfect person like moi, beautiful both inside and out."
Virgil– "And vein all around?"
Janus– "I understand how you feel since not everyone is blessed as I am, but you must console yourself. Otherwise how would you go on living? And think about this Virgil. Why do you think they put works of art in museums? Because beauty should be shared with the world, and those born beautiful should-“
Virgil-(~There's a word to describe people like him.~)
Janus- “promote other beautiful things. That's why I started this club in the first place. I did it for those who are-“
Virgil-(~Hmm. What is it?~)
Janus- “starved for beauty. For those working day and night, pursuing beauty. And although
Virgil-(~Aw man, I wish I could remember that word. Hmmm~)
Janus-“your looks may be average, and you have a few negative characteristics, I've chosen to share my expertise with you. Here's a tip. When setting down your glass, extend your pinky finger as a cushion, and that way when you set it down you won't be making a lot of noise. Gentlemen do not make loud sounds. Besides,” Virgil-(~"a pain in the neck"?~)
Janus-“a gentleman looks much more refined”
Virgil-(~No, there's something that fits him perfectly, better than that~)
Janus-“that way. I like to check my reflection.., but above all else ? Virgil, you must remember, how effective a glance to the side can be.”
Virgil- “Ha. I got it!”
Janus-“Oh, did I strike a chord?”
Virgil- You’re Obnoxious!"
Janus*sulking*
Virgil – "Uh, I'm sorry Janus. I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings."
Roman and Remy– [Laugh]
Roman– "You're a hero alright."
Remy – "Uh-huh."
Virgil– ~But he is a pain in the neck.~ "I'm sorry Jan, but your lesson did strike a small chord with me."
Janus– "Really? It did? Let me teach you more, my friend."
Virgil– "Well, he got over that quick."
Janus- “Emile!”
Emile – "Boss?"
Janus– "Call me King."
Roman- “Nope, that’s me! Try again.”
Janus- “Fine. Call me Emperor Now where was I?”
Emile– “I think you were wanting to make Virgil a host. You can teach him all the basics of hosting..."
Patton– "But he's not going to get very far with the fellas if he doesn't look the part you know. HE NEEDS A MAKEOVER!!!"
Virgil– "I thought I already vetoed that?"
Roman– "Yes! Maybe if we moved his bangs out of his eyes it could help."
Virgil– "Hey! I happen to like bangs in my eyes! STEP AWAY FROM THE BRUSH! NO!!!"
Remy Attack Virgil with a hairbrush
Remy realization*
Logan– [Gasp] "Remy."
Remy – "Got it!"
Virgil– "Huh? Bitch what the hell is going on??" [Yell]
Roman– "Emile, what’s the number to my hairstylist?“
Patton – "What about me Lolo?"
Logan– "Patton."
Patton– "Yes sir!"
Logan– "You... go make some cookies."
Patton – "Ok! Virgil, what’s your favorite type of cookie?? You know what, I’ll just make them all!"
Remy – "Here! Change into this uniform."
Virgil– "What? Why?"
Remy– "Don't ask questions!"
Virgil– "No way! Screw you! You know what, I'll change, but you have to GET OUT!"
Remy – [Yell] [Stutter] "Huh?"
Logan– [Sigh]
(Scene change)
Virgil– "Um, guys?"
Janus– "Aren't you done changing yet?"
Logan– "Hmmm?"
Virgil– "You sure it's really okay for me to keep this uniform?"
Patton– "Cute! You're super pretty! Adorable!"
Emile– "Verge, you look so cute!"
Roman– "If we had known that's how you really look..."
Remy– "We would've helped you out sooner. You’re actually pretty hot..."
Logan– "Who knows? Maybe he'll draw in some customers. And I agree, he is extremely aesthetically appeasing."
Janus – "You know, that's just what I was thinking. Our errand boy is moving up the ranks. Starting today, you are an official member of the Host Club. I will personally train you to be a first-rate host. If you can get 100 customers to request your service, we will completely forget about your $75,000 debt."
Virgil – "A host? You people are fucking crazy. And I don’t want you to train me. You are an asshole."
Logan- “Janus? Do you mind if I train him? It could be educational.”
Janus- *slightly offended snake sounds* “If you can get the ungrateful, sassy, mean emo to agree, you can train him.”
Logan- “Virgil, can~”
Virgil- “I’ll let the hot nerd train me. I like him.”
Everyone looks between an extremely pleased Logan and a smug Virgil. ‘Interesting’
(Insert fluffy, flirty Analogical scene of Virgil learning how to be a ‘proper host’ and the others spying)
(Scene change)
Alfredo– "So, tell me Virgil. Do you have any hobbies? What do you like to do?"
Herbert– "I'm curious, what kind of products do you use on your skin?"
Boy(I’m running out of Thomas’s male character names)– "Yes, it's so pretty."
Virgil– ~I can't do this anymore. I’m sorry Logan, but I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. And these people are staring to get annoying. And invasive...~
Boys – "So why did you join the Host Club Virgil?" [Giggle]
Virgil– "Uh." ~All I have to do is get 100 customers to request me, and they'll forget about my $75,000 debt. I just have to seem interesting. Oh! I know just the story.~
(Words)
Alfredo – "I see, your brother was sick and passed away two years ago. Who do you bond with now?"
Virgil– "Oh, I‘m just kind of by myself now. My brother was my best friend and confidante, so I found it hard to make friends since he passed. Now all I have is my Uncle, but he is pretty great, and I have managed to make it through okay."
Herbert – "So uh..."
Boy – "Is it okay if tomorrow..."
Alfredo – "We request to sit with you again?"
Virgil– "Yeah, I'd really appreciate that guys. Y’all are great listeners, and I am interested to hear about y’all next time." *smirk*
Boys- [stifled shrieking]
Roman – "Why is he so popular?"
Logan– "He's a natural."
Janus– "Apparently he didn’t even need training."
Chad– "Have you forgotten about me?"
Janus – "Oh, no. Sorry prince. I'm just a little concerned about our newest host."
Chad – "Well that's obvious Jan. You and Logan sure have been keeping an eye on him."
Janus – "Of course. I have to. I need to make sure he a good host, and Logan is training him to be a gentleman."
Boys – [Giggling]
Janus – "Virgil! Come here for a minute."
Virgil– "What's up?"
Janus– "I'd like you to meet someone. This is my regular guest, Prince Chad."
Virgil– [Gasp] ~It's that asshole from earlier~ "Sir, it's a ‘absolute’ pleasure to meet you."
Janus – "That was so cute! That air of bashfulness was very good! Super good! Amazingly good!"
Chad – "Uh, Logan, what is happening?"
Logan– "Virgil is adorable, so Janus is trying to show affection and make Virgil like him better than me."
Virgil– "Roman! Save me!"
Janus – "Nope, mine now!"
Roman– *Whacks Janus with his sword and grabs Virgil bridal style* [Realization Gasp]
Janus– "Damn it Roman, you didn’t have to go that far. Come on little emo, let your best friend give you a big hug."
Virgil– "Ok. Patton! Janus says I need a hug."
Laughing and offended noises, then Patton jumping in Virgil arms for a giant hug. Guests are very amused, and Chad is very pissed
(Scene change)
Virgil-"Hey, what happened to my bag? [looks out window and sees bag in fountain] Uh, are you kidding me? How did that happen? I didn't think there were bullies at this school. I guess those asshats are everywhere. They’re like McDonalds."
Virgil runs towards the fountain
Chad – "Oh! It's you again. I bet you love having Janus and Logan making you over and fawning over you. It's useless though. You're always going to be a second-class citizen.”
Virgil – ~I bet my Tim Burton posters that he is the bastard that threw my bag in the fountain. I can't be bothered with him right now though. I've gotta find my wallet or I won't have any money for food this week.~
Remy– "Hey, tiny emo! You've got some nerve skipping out on the club like that. Why is your bag all wet?"
Virgil– "It's no big deal. I got it. I just can't find my food money."
Remy– "Hm?"
[jumps into the fountain after taking off his sunglasses]
Virgil– "Hey, you don't have to do that. You'll get wet. And why the hell did you only take off your sunglasses? That does nothing!"
Remy – "A little water never hurt anyone. Besides, people are always telling me that I'm dripping with good looks. Oh, hang on a second. This what you're looking for? What's the matter, you're staring off into space. Ooo! Please tell me your falling for me. Because Logan is gonna be pissed! "
Virgil– "No way!"
Remy– "How did your bag end up in the fountain anyway?"
Virgil– "Well uh, I guess I accidentally dropped it out the window at some point."
(Scene change)
Chad – "Oh really? That must've been terrible. I can't imagine what I'd do if my bag fell into the fountain."
Virgil – ~Why did he request me when it's obvious he doesn't like me? He has a plan. Ima end up decking this guy...~
Chad– "And you actually made Remy search that dirty old thing with you. How astonishing! You do realize he's a blueblood and not a commoner, right? The only reason any of them are paying attention to you is because they’re trying to turn you into a gentleman."
Virgil– [Gasp] ~Dis bitch wanna get punched ~
Chad– "Don't start thinking he cares about you just because he's doting on you."
Virgil– "Now I understand. You're jealous of me."
[grabs Virgil’s arm and yanks to where Virgil knocks the table over and lands on top of Chad]
Chad – [Scream] "No, Virgil! Leave me alone! Somebody help, he just attacked me!"
Virgil– "Bitch please."
Chad– "Somebody do something! Teach this commoner a lesson!"
[Emile and Patton dump water on the two]
Virgil– "Honestly, what the fuck is with you guys?"
Chad – "Why did you do that? Do something, Janus. Virgil just assaulted me."
Janus – "I'm disappointed in you. You threw his bag into the fountain, didn't you?"
Chad – "You don't know that. Do you have any proof that I did?"
Remy- “Yeah, babes, we got proof. It’s called we’re not fucking stupid. Or blind.”
Logan– "You know, you're a handsome guy, but you aren't classy enough to be our guest. If there's one thing I know, Virgil is not that kind of a man."
Chad– "But, why? You are all idiots!" [Cry]
Janus– "Hmmm... Now how am I going to punish you? Because it is your fault after all. Your quota is now 1000!"
Virgil– "Huh? 1000? My fault? Why yo-"
Patton– "Come on. I got high expectations for you, kiddo!"
Virgil– "Really?"
Emile– "Yep! This is the only spare uniform we have. Sorry, but it's better than a wet one, right?"
Virgil– "Thanks a lot you guys. I'm gonna go change."
(Scene change)
Janus – "Virgil, here you go. I brought you some towels."
Virgil– [Gasp] “Please get the hell out!”
Janus blanches and leaves
Virgil walks out in the uniform that shows ones supernatural identity tattoo. It shows off storm clouds and lightning, a rare tattoo but one that’s signifies humanity.
Janus– "Virgil."
Virgil– "Yeah?"
Janus– "So, you're a human?"
Virgil– "No shit Sherlock, yeah. Is there anything wrong with that?"
Janus– “No! I think you are awesome even if you’re human. Who else knows?”
Logan, Patton, Emile, Remy, and Roman all raise their hands
Janus-[Scream]
Virgil– "Listen guys, I don't really care whether you recognize me as a human or not. In my opinion, it's more important for a person to be recognized for who they are rather than for what supernatural identity you have."
Everyone nods
Virgil– ([Stammering]) "Uh, you know, I have to say Logan, I thought you were pretty cool earlier."
Logan– [Stammering]
Virgil *blushing*- “Logan, I know that you figured it out as soon as you saw me. Thank you for not saying anything, that was very cool of you.”
Logan *also blushing* -“Ah, umm, ehh, it is no problem. You’re welcome.”
Emile, nudging Patton and both giggling– "Well isn't this an interesting development?"
Roman and Remy – "Oh, yeah."
Janus – "Now, I could be wrong but I think we may be witnessing the beginnings of love here. Can’t believe that nerd stole the hot emo right out from under me with words. Ssssssssuck up!"
Patton- “Janus, kiddo, your name isn’t Jealous.”
Remy- “Yeah! Calm thy snaktitties.”
Roman- “Snake tits. Snake titties. Snitties.”
Roman and Remy- “OH MY GOSH SNITTIES!”
Emile- “Common guys. We are not a love to hate tumblr post.”
Roman and Remy- *chanting* “SNITTIES, SNITTIES, SNITTIES, SNITT-“
Janus- *chasing Roman and Remy around with a broom* “SAY IT ONE MORE DAMN TIME!”
Virgil- “You know, this might be fun, I actually enjoy being a Host...”
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lailarain · 4 years ago
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Spoilers for TBHK
TW: Mentions of s3xu@l åss@ult/@buse, $uicidə and bl00d
Episode 1:
I just finished episode 1 of Toilet-Bound Hanako-Kun(Weird title, I know), and I just have to say...
I love Hanako and Nene and I will protect them both with my life🥰
Episode 2:
WOAH Hanako wyd😳
I kinda ship Hanako and Nene tho lol don't attack me
AYO THERE'S AN EYE UNDER YOUR DESK
Wait did Hanako steal her books or was it that eye thingy🤨
The title spelt faires wrong
OH SHOOT THE SCALES
Wait NO DON'T FALL FOR IT NENE IT'S BAIT
YES MA BOI HANAKO TO THE RESCUE
Wait are Yousei from japanese legend, like yokai or oni?
Okay I DEFINITELY SHIP THESE TWO
Wait why does Hanako look kinda said when she says that
awwww Hanako🥺
Wait what is he talking about who was his friend before
Nene is awesome istg🥺
WAIT WHO IS THE BLONDE DUDE WHY IS HE LOOKING FOR HANAKO NO
"I wish a hot guy who fall out the sky for me that way" girl Hanako is literally RIGHT there
Omfg this orange hair f-boy🤨
Wait WASN'T THAT THE NAME OF HER CRUSH
Hanako just standing there like 😐
WAIT NO LEAVE HANAKO ALONE
He tried to not swear in front of her lol
HOLDUP MA PRECIOUS BABY BOI DID NOT MURDER SOMEONE WTF
HOW DARE HE SAY THAT NO ONE WANTS HANAKO AROUND
Jesus Hanako is so cute lol
I honestly can't tell if hanako is an owo boy or a bruh boy istg
OKAY CAN SOMEONE TELL WHO THIS WEIRD RADOI LADY IS AND WHY SHE KEEPS SHOWING UP AT THE END OF THE EPISODE
Episode 3:
(That one part in the intro) Step-yellow sillouette, what you doing😳
For real tho Hanako looks pretty scared during that part of the intro why are they biting his ear(maybe Hanako was a victim of s3xu@l assault?)
Wait isn't Hanako the 7th of the 7 Wonders
Okay that's kinda gross😟
Okay Aoi is pretty sweet😌
WAIT NO AOI SHE WAS TOO PRECIOUS
NO AOI BETTER NOT BE GONE
NO NOT THE BLOOD
What is she talking about he's not hot at all🤨
OH SHOOT IS HE A GHOST
Okay can minamoto leave Hanako alone🙄
Awww Hanako is half hto and half cute I might be a simp
OKAY WOAH THIS PLACE IS COOL
I mean Hanako has a good point😳
NO DON'T ANSWER IT
OKAY WOAH DON'T ASK SOME HIGH SCHOOLER TO GO COLLECT YOUR BODY PARTS NOPE
Okay WOAH how old are you exactly, Hanako?
Okay this fantasy is making me uncomfortable😀
Girl, you're already cute. You don't need to be a Miu Iruma lookalike to find love
THE BOOBS LMAOO😭😭😭😭😭
Awwww Hanako being sweet to Nene🥺
YES HANAKO SAVING THE DAY
Wait why didn't she answer his question🤨
Wait who WAS making those phone calls?
WAIT THE EPISODE IS ALREADY OVER?!?!?!?
Episode 4:
Okay but for real WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE YELLOW SILHOUETTE AND HANAKO IN THE INTRO?!?!?!
Wait I just noticed that in the part with the yellow silhouette, Hanako is tied up with rope😳
Okay here's my theory:
When Hanako was alive, he was a student at the school. He was s3xu@lly a$$aulted in the bathroom, and muđəred his attacker out of anger/mental instability, therefore cursing him to the bathroom he was assaulted in. He became a ghost to make up for his sins.
Idk I could be totally off-base
HOLY FUCK IT'S A HEAD
IT'S THE BODY LMAOOO
Wait she actually likes it🤨
HOLY SHIT EWWWWWW
WAIT WHAT NO NOT AOI
WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOO NOT AOI
WAIT YES AOI ISN'T DEAD
Hanako is so sweet istg.
HANAKO REALLY JUST PUSHED HER OFF THE EDGE LIKE A PSYCHOPATH AJAGRKEBDUDBD
Can she not spell or something🤨
WAIT WAS THE GHOST A STUDENT OF MISAKI
Wait she had a crush on her teacher that's so gross
Oh no. The student didn't know Misaki was murdered🥺
WAIT NO THIS IS SAD
OH SHOOT THAT IS DARK
aww she misses the teacher🥺
YES HANAKO MY BOY
WAIT HANAKO NO HE'S HURT
Nene is really fed up😳
WAIT WHAT NO SHE'S GONNA DIE?!?!?!?!
Awwww poor girl🥺
Why'd she have to die😭
Little Fox is mean😑
WAIT DID HE JUST KISS HER YES BABY
WAIT WHO'S THAT GREEN-HAIR GIRL
HE FORGOT ABOUT MINAMOTO LMAOOO😭
Episode 5:
Okay BUT WHO IS GRABBING HANAKO IN THE INTRO ISTG
LMAO SHE WAS FANTASIZING😭😭😭
Okay but she's SO pretty with her in a braid
Are you sure there was NOTHING good about that😏
YES AOI MY GIRL GIVING HER GOOD ADVICE
But I doubt Hanako would admit it
WAIT DID HANAKO PLANT THAT TREE OR AM I PARANOID
I'm excited to see how THIS plays out😁
HANAKO WHAT DID YOU SAYYYYY
WAIT IS HE REALLY GONNA DO IT
WAIT ARE THESE BITCHES GAYYYYYY
Wait what if the tree curses people
GIRL ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT HANAKO ISN'T HOT AS IS!?!?!?
WAIT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS IS SO COOL
WAIT WHAT'S THE CATCH
Of course he didn't actaully mean it THIS SUCKS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
HE'S HOLDING HER I REPEAT HE'S HOLDING HER
poor Nene
WAIT OH NO SHE'S CRYING
WAIT DOES HE ACTUALLY LIKE HER
HE'S BLUSHING WHAT
YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSS
WAIT HE'S RIGHT THERE
I was right they have the same last name!
WAIT THIS BITCH BETTER NOT COME BETWEEN HANAKO AND NENE
CAN THIS BITCH SHUT UP
TERU STOP IT RN
Okay I kinda feel bad for Kou rn🥺
HOW IS HE ANY OF THOSE THINGS
Wait who is that girl🤨
YES I WANNA FIND OUT MORE ABOUT HANAKO
THE GREEN HAIR GIRL AND NATSU-SOMETHING ARE UP TO NO GOOD I CAN FEEL IT
Wait WHY WAS HANAKO SMILING
I have a bad feeling about this.
Episode 6:
Yeah Hanako really seems like the good guy🤨
WOAH what's up with the door?
I love the Mokkes🥺
It's her book😶
WOAH OKAY THEN SHE REALLY IS IN LOVE
WAIT WHY IS THERE BLOOD
HOLDUP HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT
HANAKO MA BOI
WOAH OKAY YES HE'S HOLDING HER
DID HE JUST EAT THE BUTTERFLY
God I love Hanako
WAIT YOU'RE GONNA CANCEL THE WHAT NOW
Ooooooo I wanna heae some juicy secrets😏
Girl, that secret wasn't juicy at all🙄
Wait what does the library ghost know🤨
SAY SOMETHING HANAKO YES
He's so cute tho
BUT I LOVE DONUTS TOO HOW IS THAT JUICY
HANAKO YOU WERE LOOKING REAL PROTECTIVE OF HER THEN😏😏😏
I feel bad for Nene because they keep saying her legs are fat, as if the boys that say that are gonna get any better. NENE IS A FREAKIN CATCH😤😤😤
Wait what is he talking about Hanako😶
WAIT HE IS TALKING ABOUT HANAKO, ISN'T HE
WAIT HANAKO WAS HIS STUDENT HE'S SO CUTE
Awwwww Hanako🥺🥺🥺🥺
WAIT HANAKO ISN'T EVEN HIS NAME!??!?!? IT'S YUGI?!?!?!?
Awwwww Hanako🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Wait, so did Hanako commit $uicidə, or am I just paranoid?
Wait so that means that happened on the day of July 15, 1969.......SO HOW OLD IS HANAKO AGAIN?!?!?!?!?
WAIT SO HE NEVER GOT HIS DREAM TO COME TRUE BECAUSE HE DIED THAT'S SO SAD
Wait so am I right DID HE REALLY COMMIT $UICIDƏ ?!?!?!?
I THINK HANAKO SMELLS A SNITCH
Man this is a lot to unpack for just one episode
Episode 7:
I love how childish Hanako is
WAIT I SAW THE YELLOW SILOUETTE THING AGAIN AND I HAVE A THOUGHT:
What if Hanako got those bruises because of the səxua| ass@ult thing I said before? That would make sense.
Idk maybe I'm just too obsessed with that theory
I see Hanako differently after the Library too, but in a different way.
What why the donuts?
He's totally lying. I bet he's gonna make some for Hanako🥺
Okay but Kou is actually pretty sweet
I mean, if he DID murder someone who bullied him, they had it coming for touching my precious Hanako😤
Yous shouldn't stop being friends with someone just because it's complicated. ALL friendships are complicated. It isn't supposed to be easy.
Awwww Nene🥺🥺🥺
Okay I'm kinda hungry for donuts now
Ugh it's Teru🙄
Okay KOU YOU'RE ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL
Okay Teru YOU SUCK SO MUCH
SO ARE THE GREEN HAIR AND NASTU-SOMETHING BIY EVIL OR NOT I'M SO CONFUSED
Hanako is so cute sometimes istg
POOR HANAKO OOF
YES NENE😤😤
THEY ARE BLUSHING I REPEAT THEY ARE BLUSHING
"You're totally not my type" okay first of all that is bullshit and second of all get yourself a boy who's chill when you say you don't like them
OKAY WHAT'S GOING ON
HE'S GOLDING HER
Wait why does Hanako look terrified that's not good
HOLDUP WHO DID HE KILL WHY IS THERE AN AD RIGHT WHEN IT'S ABOUT TO SAY WHO HE KILLED
WOAH WHO THE FUCK IS THAT WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE HANAKO WHAT IS GOING ON AHDVEKDVEIDVDJ
GET YOUR HAND OFF OF HIS FACE THIS GUY TOTALLY $EXU@LLY @SSAULTED HIM
YES NENE PROTECT YOUR MAN
HOLY SHIT HE'S BURNING
DID HE REALLY JUST RE-TRAUMATIZE HANAKO AND THEN LEAVE?!?!?!?
WAIT WHAT IS HANAKO DOING
WAIT HE'S CRYING
HANAKO WHAT'S WRONG
I WANNA GIVE HANAKO A HUG SO BADLY ISTG
WAIT SO THERE'S THE ONES CHANGING THE RUMORS?
OKAY WHO IS THIS BITCH
Wait THAT'S HIS BROTHER WHY DID HE KILL HIS BROTHER
This partially denies the possiblity of my theory(MOSTLY denies it), but not entirely. There's a big chance I'm wrong.
WAIT SO SAKURA IS THE ONE DOING THE RADIO THING?!?!?!
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Hanako🥺🥺🥺🥺
I have a feeling that that is probably jsut a random student😅
Hanako, I hate it when you're sad😭😭😭
WAIT SO HIS EARRING WAS FOR TRAFFIC SAFETY THE WHOLE TIME LMAOOOOO
OKAY WOAH BACK UP GHOST-PERSON
KOU IS NOT A M0ŁƏ$TER
Wait that was the whole episode?
Episode 8:
Okay the person @ssaulting(maybe even $exua||y @$$aulting idk I think I'm just obsessed with that theory) in the intro is definitely his brother
Mitsuba is kinda weird and annoying, but also funny at the same time
Excuse me Traffic safety is no joke😐
WAIT SO HE KNEW MITSUBA AND JUST FORGOT?!?!?!?
Awwww Mitsuba🥺🥺🥺🥺
No Mitsuba you're cool
KOU WHAT THE F ARE YOU SAYING
AWWWWW THIS IS SO SWEET
MITSUBA I SEE YOU BLUSHING😏😏😏😏
MITSUBA NOOOOOOOOOO
TSUKASA STOP IT
NO POOR MITSUBA STOP IT
HOW DARE THEY
NOOOOOO MITSUBA AAAAAAAA
OKAY IMA BOUT TO THROW HANDS WITH TSUKASA, WHO'S WITH ME😤😤😤😤
TSUKASA YOU SICK SEDUCER STOP LYING TO MITSUBA
NOOOOOOOOO MITSUBA
POOR HANAKO LEAVE HIM ALONE TSUKASA
Okay "Let's play together like we used to" really sounds like $exu@l @$$ault
Kou🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Awwww Hanako🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
NO THIS ISN'T THE WAY MITSUBA SHOULD GO OUT NO
I'm am so close to crying rn
OH KOU JUST REALIZED WHAT HE WAS TAKING A PHOTO OF AWWWWW
Okay wow all of that really happened in one episode
Episode 9:
I'm sorry that I won't shut up about my theory BUT THAT ONE PART REALLY LOOKS LIKE WHAT I THINK IT IS I SWEAR
I feel so bad for Hanako rn tho
Omfg It's Natsuhiko🙄
Nene stop it this dude is BAD NEWS
WAIT NO THEY BETTER NO DO ANYTHING TO MY PRECIOUS NENE ISTG
I HAVE THE SAME QUESTIONS, NENE
FRIENDS MY ASS
(To be continued here because I ran out of space)
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chbslove · 4 years ago
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Teen Wolf as things i found in my groupchat
Liam: guyyyyyyys i have to tell u something reeeeeaaaaally important
Stiles, in the same minute: yea
Stiles: i'm here
Stiles: huh
Stiles: wow
Stiles: hello
Stiles: no?
Stiles: ok
Lydia: hey
Allison: hi 🍍
Lydia: nvm
Allison: why 🦘
Lydia: i wanted to ask u something but i remembered the answer to my question while i was typing
Kira: hey do u guys wanna meet up? :))
Lydia: bois
Lydia: boys
Lydia: whatever
Lydia: i'm shopping i can't
Scott: what the fuck
Stiles: bitch i'm cackling
Isaac: wtf is going on
Scott: i got a D- on my chemistry test
Scott: Stiles copied the whole thing off me and got an A
Isaac: now i'm cackling too
Cora: it's period time
Erica: what
Cora: cuz i'm bleeding
Cora: out of my vagina
Erica: does it hurt
Cora: yea
Erica: how much
Cora: QUAGHJGFGHJGHF
Liam: [random picture of his feet]
Kira: i really like your socks
Liam: ikr they're awesome
Allison: i'm hungry
Allison: but i just had sumn avocado
Lydia: aw girl now i want sumn avocado too
Malia, two hours later: i wanna eat a horse
Lydia, on vacation: theres a cannabis shop nexx 2 our hotel
Boyd: Are you already on some of that? Your grammar is weird
Lydia: u can buy hookahs hereeeee
Boyd: Lydia i'm sweating please tell me you aren't smoking cannabis
Kira: how du u politely insult someone
Malia: ur a humanly human
Boyd: that's not polite, that's the heaviest insult known to mankind
Lydia: guys i'm going shopping again what should i buy?
Stiles: b a t h b o m b s
Stiles: t o i l e t p a p e r p e r f u m e
Scott: what the heck is toilet paper perfume
Lydia: i need more ideas
Stiles: d e c o r a t i o n
Stiles: p e n s
Stiles: d e c o r a t i o n p e n s
Scott: Stiles what the FUCK are decoration pens
Stiles: i d k
Stiles: s o u n d s g o o d
Lydia: ok thx babe, please stop doing drugs and sleep instead, have a nice day
Stiles: t h x
Stiles: w i l l d o
Scott: something tells me u won't but alright
Scott: what did you get on your essays guys
Lydia: 98
Scott: what
Scott: how
Scott: Stiles you better have a low grade or else i'll kick u
Stiles: i have 105
Lydia: how in the fuck did you get a 105
Liam: what was your essay about
Lydia: we had to write an instructional essay about a mathematical concept we used this year
Lydia: preferably the quadratic formula
Stiles: i wrote 5 paragraphs on how to add single digit numbers
Stiles: 105 for creativity and accuracy
Lydia: youve gotta b kidding me rn
Stiles: i got the idea off a tumblr post
Lydia: i think im having a stroke
Erica: fuck off i don't wanna do school work in quarantine i've got enough to do already
Cora: wtf u doing we're literally quarantined
Erica: sleeping
Erica: bitch
Stiles at three am: W H AT 'S JE S U S C R IM I N AL R E CO RD
Derek: ffs stiles its 3 am go to sleep
Cora: why does my perfume have more curves than i do
Erica: why does the pineapple have more joy in life than i do
Stiles: why does everybody have more talents better mental health and prettier faces than i do
Liam: Stiles
Liam: are you ok?
Stiles: yeah totally anyways guys what are we doing today
Erica, completely out of nowhere: I HATE THIS FUCKING BITCH
Cora: big mood
Kira: hiii guys does anyone want to videochat?? :)
Allison: i have to take a shit later maybe
Kira: oh
Kira: ok
Erica: w h e e z e
Cora: guys i'm feeling down can anyone call me
Kira: yup hun i'm here
Allison: i'm pooping but alas
Cora: no Allison i don't want to talk to you while you're taking a shit
Cora: but thx
Allison: ... you're welcome
Kira: the smolest house in europe is 57 centimetres smol
Stiles: don't know where i'm gonna need this information but i'm pretty sure i will someday so thank u babe
Kira: uwu
Theo: fuck off how does charli damelio have 6 million likes on a tiktok of her drinking a slurpee and i can't even get thirty likes on a text post she's such a stupid whore
Stiles: thats because you're untalented, ugly and unsympathetic as fuck and nobody likes you
Stiles: including me
Stiles: get the fuck off our group chat you heinous jealous slug
Liam: slowclapinthedistance
Kira: guys what do you think of the drama bryce hall got into yesterday
Isaac: nothing
Scott: i'm a potato
Stiles: who the fuck is bryce hall
Kira:
Kira: the holy trinity
Derek: okay, so we're meeting at my house at two o'clock. possibly/most definitely without scott, because he's not reading or answering any texts.
Stiles, twenty minutes later: i found a wild scott ima drag its ass to dereks now
Theo: idk i don't feel good lately
Theo: like i'm just mentally not alright and i feel down all the time
Stiles: HAHHAHAHAHAHA
Stiles: I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I READ ALL WEEK
Stiles: ssshhhh erica
Erica: what
Stiles: do u want crack
Derek: Stiles for fucks sake stop trying to get Erica to do drugs with you
Erica: yes
Derek: wait
Stiles: YES
Derek: NO FUCK
Scott: that's it
Scott: theo ima throw u out of our friend group u are toxic asf
Scott: stiles i'm gonna put you into therapy
Stiles: AHAHHAHHAHAHA LIKE I'M ANYWHERE NEAR RICH ENOUGH TO AFFORD THAT
Stiles: BITCH
Stiles: MY THERAPY IS CHEAP MARIHUANA
Liam: i'm gonna go to sleep now good night everyone
Theo: have nice dreams
Theo: about murder
Allison: i really want to go shopping anyone down??
Lydia: YES
Lydia: that's the spirit sis
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lordseochangbin · 5 years ago
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sunshine- han jisung
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
even in a noisy city, do whatever you want, sit in the sunshine and close your eyes, look at me for a second
a/n: hi guys!! this is fluff <33 levanter came out :O what’s your fav song on the album? mine is sunshine hehe but they’re all bops !!
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ever since their concert had ended, jisung along chan and changbin have been working inside of the la studio. it was their second day and they realized their hotel room was a waste considering the three of them were practically living in the small space.
“come on jisung, changbin! lets just go to the room we can’t stay here the whole week” Chan suggested, nudging jisungs shoulder
changbin got up, his expression exhausted and his eye bags dropping low. “yeah i think it’s time we get a little rest, the couch isn’t that comfortable”
“ok we’re both going, how about you jisung?” the hyung asked his younger.
jisung looked up from his little notebook filled with scribbles and words for future songs. “nahh ima finish this one song, a little worried about how the music will play out” jisung replied, rubbing his sleepy eyes. after a little protesting, chan allowed jisung to stay the night alone- only under a cared for supervision however.
there you were, walking down the lobby with three folders and an empty stomach. you weren’t able to leave because of the crowd outside and it was tiring trying to push them out of the way to get inside your own workplace.
you knew there were these boys from some kpop band recording, but you didn’t realize how good looking they were until you saw two of them walking towards you, their eyes glowing as they saw your name tag.
“hey..” the blonde boy said, “y/n? one of my mates upstairs, his names jisung, he’s gonna pull an all nighter here again. do you think someone can stay with him?”
your eyes furrowed in confusion, what kind of guy would stay up to work on songs? none of the company’s original artists have done this before.
“hmm, no one usually stays this late” you watched as the elder looked at the other boy with jet black hair, both of them looking exhausted from the rough nights.
“is it okay if i stay?” you offered, a smile forming on both the boys faces as they nodded in agreement. “that would be awesome!! by the way, im chan and this is changbin. the boy upstairs is jisung” the boy introduced. 
a few seconds passed before chan could eagerly take out his wallet and hand a hundred dollar bill.
“here, take this in case he gets hungry!! it’s for you two” the boy smiled before leaving you in awe at who could be waiting upstairs.
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
you remained downstairs until the last person left, noticing that the elevators never budged and there was no sign of anyone in the building. it was only after awhile that you realized jisung was still here. curious of what kind of guy he would he’d be to work so late, you made your way to the elevator and minutes later at the front of their studio door.
*knock knock* “anyone in there?”
you heard the immediate bass of music stop inside the room before the door knob could click open. the boy took his swivel chair and returned back to his place in front of the mixing table. “you’re jisung right? your friends-”
“my friends asked you to watch me huh?” he turned his chair to face you, “no need, I am perfectly fine, y/n” he winked before you could hear a small grumble from what seemed to be jisung.
his face was priceless, his cheeks turning pink as he covered his jummy (j+tummy) with his hands in embarrassment.
“are you sure about that?” you said, a laugh quickly escaping your lips.
“okay, okay. in my defense i haven’t eaten anything since yesterday night”
“yesterday night? are you crazy? let’s order something to eat”
jisung turned his chair back to his laptop, “no worries y/n, I’ve got this”
you walked up to jisung, nudging his shoulder. “please” you pouted with a baby-like tone. “i’m really hungry, like im starving.”
after a few trials of begging, jisung finally complied making you two argue over a restaurant.
“come on! chinese or japanese jisung make up your mind!”
“but both of these looks so good” he was staring into the picture reviews of each restaurant with squirrel-like eyes in amazement.
“i swear to god…”
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
you went downstairs to grab the food, stuffing the noodles into your face in seconds. both you and jisung were starving and you couldn’t help but notice the way he stuffed his food in his cheeks. it was adorable, almost as if you could hear *nom nom* coming from his mouth in a pretty baby voice. it made your blood rush to your cheeks now painted rose red from all the blushing.
jisung quickly finished his dinner, turning back to the laptop as he brushed his hair through his fingers. “ok back to work!” he exclaimed.
“are you kidding me?” you said, now standing in between him and his desk. “youve been working for three days, can’t you just rest?” you protested
“y/n...” he whispered, taking your hand in his in a sarcastic matter. you weren’t caring for jisung, if anyone was in this situation you tell them they’re crazy. sleeping is much needed in your opinion. “im actually fine. chan hyung can do it, i can to”
“that’s great!” you exclaimed sarcastically, “but you’re in Los Angeles, LA for pete’s sake! isnt there anything you wanna do here?! youve been in this room since you finished your concert or whatever you’re here for” jisung looked at you with a sense of gratefulness in his eyes.
it was as if he’d never met someone so caring, someone that could read his inner thoughts. it was 5am, way past bed time and you had stayed here for him. eating dinner as late as you possibly could and napping on the uncomfortable couch with blankets that you brought with you.
“im sorry y/n” he shook his head in disappointment, “we just need one more song for our upcoming album and there’s so much going on in my head that i can’t even process it”
“maybe you just need a break.” you suggested, “you’re seriously suffering from tmt (too many thoughts aka an skz song for those who don’t know lmfao)”
“tnt?” he replied back as if he misheard, “yeah i must be seriously mindblown” jisung leaning back against his chair to hold himself back from laughing so hard
“are you serious? that was funny to you?” you replied, chuckling on your own as the boy failed to stop his laughter.
“im sorry im sorry i couldn’t help it. and to answer yes, theyre are some things i want to do in la”
you felt a sudden cling to heart. even knowing jisung for a few hours he already seemed to mean something to you and you’d do anything he asked.
“like...” you eyebrows rose in curiousity
“the sunrise. i really wanna see the sunrise”
“really?!” you jumped in excitement, running over to grab your blankets. “it’s 6:15 let’s go!! it’s close to time”
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
when jisung remained in his seat you grabbed his hand, dragging him to the company buildings rooftop. his hand still in yours, you laid out the blankets on the floor as he sat down next to you. “sorry, i only have one” you apologized as jisung shivered from the cold. you sat closer to him, wrapping the blanket around you two as you slowly put his hoodie on.
your heart beat ran as fast as a rocket, speeding as jisung rested his head on his shoulder. for the remaining minutes before the sun rose the two of you settled on some random discussion about music, realizing you two had the same taste.
“look, the suns rising” you whispered into jisungs ear.
jisung’s eyes could only glow in amazement. the sunrise was beautiful, just like the girl next to him he thought.
and the unfamiliar place jisung felt he didn’t belong in started to feel like home. even at night when all you could hear was the la traffic, all you could see was the hollywood sign, and all you could feel was the chilled wind- he found a home in you. his thoughts flew out the window like a paper airplane, in exchange they let in the bright warmth feeling of love in itself. when it was dark out, you were here for jisung, staring right into his eyes as he cleared his mind. you were the reason why his pupils didn’t dilate in the dark, the reason why he stayed warm in the cold, the reason why he grew during all the seasons— you were, his sunshine.
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bitches be writing soft imagines for jisung before finals week. that’s me. im bitches. i really am growing a soft spot for jisung. ty for writing a song i could relate to so much.
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quartetofstories · 4 years ago
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Mom woke up late woke me up, I get her out the door on time with extra cookies and ranch in her lunch box.
Jj alarm doesn't go off get him up in time for school
I wake up on time, almost forget the cabbage get the cabbage done get out the door on time
Its raining hard, this is VA on country roads we only just moved to the country side. I'm a city mouse.
Go to take my turn car in front of me, big ass suv, goes to turn down curvy road bails out at last second I dont see y cause he was there i go on my marry way in tiny ass 2003 Kia. Huge ass puddle straight ahead.
I have a fuck me second but I can't go backwards and I know ima stall out if I take my foot off the gass, but I hold it together. Make it through the puddle onto dry land, wrong side of the road but dry all the same. Engine lights flick on, I brake and put in park. Whole car freezes up engine goes out. I turn off car flick on hazards immediately.
My first time ever doing something so stupid, so I have a bit of a freak out call mom, shes like bitch control yourself and call ur dad. I get a hold of myself, call dad. He's like wait a few minutes try to start the car and then call me back. I get the car started again, Hetty sounded funny and was puttering ever so often and I was scarred to stop cause I was afraid she'd give out again. So I tried to get to the other end of the road with led out to a Highway that would be safer than trying to go back through the puddle
I get half way there and I turn around, because it was completely, completely flooded. Dad calls me and tells me just to get home as safely as I can. When I reached the puddle again I stuck to the outer reaches and basically drove in the ditch to not drowned her out again.
Made it home, called work. Work was like are u stranded do u need me to come get u? I love that man he's like the greatest bro a dude could ask for. Then he's like its dead don't sweat it keep me updated.
I get home freak out a little ask my car friends for advice and if Hettys got a chance of making it. Start look at how much possible repairs verses new car are gonna cost me. Dad makes it home, Hettys doing better but still not great we have to check her more in the morning.
Auntys road is so flooded she comes to stay at ours for the night. I made poor girl spaghetti for lunch, it was awesome. Dinner goes great and aside from the dog shitting on the floor the rest of day went pretty ok. Lots of near misses. Aside from the anxiety about tomorrow and the future. I'm doing pretty ok.
I feel crazy and my heart really hasn't stopped raising but nobody's really noticed. And I managed to have the panic attacks alone. I feel guilty and stupid and can't help but think if I'd just been a little smarter, and a little more aware everything might have been fine. I know I've done all I could in the moment and after the fact but I feel stupid for even being in this situation.
Fuck im tired, but im to wired to sleep or do anything but worry. Fuck this
Note: Hetty is my car, also I tried to edit the spelling mistakes and such but im tired and I probably missed some, also I'm bad at editing, sorry
Also poor girls spaghetti is leftover noodles, sauted leftover veggies and ham(or whatever protein) tomato paste honey pizza sauce herbs and seasonings to taste. Its spaghetti for one with whatever on hand
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nightowlfandom · 5 years ago
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Park Jimin- Online “Session”
REQUEST FROM PROMPT LIST- RIGHT HERE (I write for anime too)
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What!??! This request/scenario is fucking awesome! Nah son that is unacceptable because I would literally jump over a table to write this out, I got cha back. Ima give you this work don’t you worry. YOU SHALL BE SATISFIED MY LOVE.
No prompts from this one (I will say I do take requests that don’t have any prompts. Just make sure your request had detail like this one.
Personally, I’d call myself a gamer too. I just finished Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition on XBOX One, and I absolutely loved it to pieces. I’m currently about to start Mafia III so if anyone had any tips on that let me know because I heard it’s pretty difficult.
Also if anyone is learning Japanese, Korean, Italian, or Portuguese let’s be language buddies because ya girl could use some motivation. 
Leggo!
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“Oh come on you clowns!” you sighed, shaking your head. “You’ve left yourselfs completely open!” You shook your head. “Don’t worry! I’ll come help you guys after I finished with this asshole here.”
Your fingers effortlessly pressed each button on your controller with ease, almost as if you had memorized the entire layout of every single combo imaginable.
“Damn Y/N you didn’t have to use the neck-breaking combo.” you friend chuckled. You shook your head, turning the volume up on your head set.
“It take longer for them to spawn back into the game so it’s a good skill to use.” you shook your head. “Guy on the east, there’s someone sneaking up on you.” you said quickly.
“Got em! Good looking out Y/N.” the guy said into your headset.
This was how you spent your weekends, hopping online to chat with all your friends from all areas of the world. Today was your week to pick the game and you went with your absolute favorite. 
From the corner of your eyes you saw Jimin standing by the door frame, just watching you. He liked to watch you play from time to time.
“Hey.” he smiled.
“Hi there. I’ll be off in another hour or two.” you smiled up at him before returning to your game.
“No, no...take your time.” Jimin sat on the edge of the bed. “I’m just gonna watch.”
“Okay, love you.” you turned your head for just a second to peck your boyfriend on the cheek. You turned back towards the screen, your game face on. “Hey, somebody take out that dude hiding on the roof with a sniper, he’s a terrible shot and he’s annoyi-
You cut yourself off when Jimin pulled you onto his lap, taking you by surprised.
“Slouching is bad for you.” Jimin said in your ear. You felt your back against his broad chest, feeling the rise and fall of his breaths. You had hoped he wouldn’t see the blush creeping on your face. You focused back on the screen, relieved to see that sniper taken out. 
Jimin’s arms tightened around you almost needingly. You felt tiny littled kisses tacing up the back on your neck as he moved your hair out the way.
“Jimin, is everything alright?” you took off one of your headphones from over your ear to listen for his reply.
“I’m so bored.” he pouted, kissing your shoulder. “You look so good in my sweater.” he whined. “Jagiya...” he whispered.
Oh no...he really wanted to do this now!?!!
“Jimin, now?” you asked, sighing.
“Mmhmm.” he whined. He knew you couldn’t resist when he acted needy, but you had to.
“Y/N, focus!” your friends had bought you back to reality. You were about to get shot by someone who was right in front of you. Luckily you had shot him in time.
You hadn’t been wearing pants under Jimin’s sweater and he knew that. He ran his hands down your thighs, inching closer and closer in between.
“J-jimin...what are you doing?” you whispered this time a little louder.
“Y/N...you okay?” one of your friends heard you and seemed worried.
“Oh yeah I’m fine! Hey guys hold on, I have to turn my headset off for a minute.” you said, turning off the microphone on your headphones.
“Oh no, don’t stop on account of me.” Jimin’s hands spread your legs, seemingly prying your legs open. He turned the microphone back on. “Think you can stay silent?”
“You know the answer to that.” you snapped, your legs already shaking. He hiked the sweater up allowing his hands to inch further against your heat.
“Y/N you’re suffering out here!” your friend commented.
“I’m sorry! I’m getting distracted.” you tried keep playing but Jimin being the little shit he was was keeping you from playing properly. “You guys s-stay together!”
“Jagiyaaa.” he whined. “Pay attention to meee.”
“Jimin- Ah!” 
Jimin pushed aside you panties, you couldn’t see it, but you felt like he had a smirk on his face. You felt his fingertips gently scratch at your slit before pressing the pads of his fingers down on your little nub. You hips bucked against Jimin’s fingers.
“Y/N you just died!” one of your friends sighed. “What’s going on with you.”
“Um...I’m a bit tied up at the moment.” you shook your head as you waited to respawn. You were already getting wet, thanks to Jimin running his fingers down along your slit his other hands creeping even further under your sweater to mess with your bra. You didn’t have time to register Jimin chuckled before slipping his fingers into your tight hole, causing you to gasp. 
You had managed to get another kill but only barely missed, thanks to your shaking hands. 
Jimin chuckled, hearing your breathing pick up. His fingers began pumping in and out of your tight hole. You wanted to cry out and beg but you know you couldn’t. You spread your legs and leaned back more against his chest. You were close to giving up.
“Think you can still play with I do some playing on my own?” he whispered. You turned off your mic.
“J-jimin, I s-swear if you make me lose this tournament.” you whimpered. He plunged his fingers deeper in your pussy making you let out a really loud moan. Good think the microphone was off. 
“I just wanna make my babygirl feel good. I wanna play with that pretty little-” you cut him off with another moan. “Does my baby girl want oppa to-”
“J-jimin!” you whimpered. You managed to get another kill in, but you could tell your teammates were getting worried about how the game would end, especially since you were carrying them to victory in the first place. You tried to stay determined, but you weren’t sure.
“Y/N I don’t know if you can hear me but there’s only one more person left before we win!”
In a shock, you turned on your microphone. “WHAT!?! What happened to the other guys!” you couldn’t care if they could hear the distress in your tone.
“You took them out while we were securing the area.” one of your friends added in. “If you can catch them, we win the entire match!”
“I have to turn my mic and headset off for a minute! You guys have to let me focus.” you yanked your headphones off and threw them on the bed. “Jimin I swear if you...nng-...If you ruin this for me I s-swear.”
You saw the last enemy running and that’s when you decided to run for it. Jimin vigorously rubbed your clit while pumping his fingers in and out of your pussy. You almost rhew your head back but you saw him coming towards you with his weapon out.
“Not t-today you little shit.” you tried your bed to ignore the orgasm building up in your core. You managed to disarm and kill the enemy, seeing the. “VICTORY!” screen appear on your T.V. You grabbed your headphones and put them back on, hearing a bunch of screams and happy yells from your team. 
Feeling bold you took your headphones off and threw your controller down, turning towards Jimin.
He seemed to have read your mind because he grabbed the back of your head, pulling your lips to his. You moaned into his mouth, feeling your wetness drip down your leg. Jimin pinned your down onto the bed, causing you to look up at him, a shit eating smirk plastered on his face. Jimin fumbled with his belt buckled and yanked down his jeans, biting his lip.
“Y-you are so sneaky.” you mumbled against his lips. 
“Is it a crime to want to feel my babygirl? I want to be inside you, I want to feel you.” he kissed a line up your neck, sucking on your sensitive skin. You felt his cock up against your slit, spreading your folds open. 
You threw your arm around his neck, feeling him slide into you. “Is this what you wanted?” you chuckled, looking up at your not-so-shy anymore boyfriend.
“Oh come on, you won your game. Now it’s my turn to play with you.” his fingertips dug into your hips as he thrusted into you. “Fuck, you’re so wet for me, do you l-like when I fuck you like this?”
“I like being able to play my game in peace.” you said sarcastically, throwing your head back. ‘But this is good too.”
Your walls tightened around his cock, feeling his thrusts get more forceful. He pinned his hands down on either side of your head. 
You were first to cum, it was messy and...well that was it. It was just messy. Jimin yanked himself from your heat, his cock throbbing intensely. 
“Y-you are such a sneaky bastard.” you sighed, getting up. “And you owe me a new sweater.” you pouted.
“Hey, that’s my sweater.” Jimin chuckled as you yanked the sweater over your head. 
“Mine now bitch.” you mumbled, throwing it on the floor. “You’re lucky I love you so much.
“Hm, well maybe I can help you out when you go to play online again” Jimin winked at you, causing you to roll your eyes.
You’d have to remember to get him back.
(I need to throw myself in a fireplace after this lol)
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tiny-maus-boots · 5 years ago
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Queen of Hearts pt 5
A/N: thank you as always to my bestie and beta. she always does the posting thing for me because i’m lame and she is awesome. @chloes-yellow-cup
05. Ace High
“Wait wait wait. You telling me that Aubrey used to get down with this chick?”
Stacie nodded and took a sip of wine as she flipped through another bridal magazine. Everything seemed so extravagant and dated. She gave a sigh and tossed the magazine aside so she could try another. “Apparently. She was undercover at the time.” Cynthia Rose shook her head with a laugh and took a deep hit off a joint before holding it out to her. Stacie declined with a vague roll of her shoulder. “Nah, thanks. With the feds lurking I’d better not. I have the feeling Agent Esposito would just love to catch me at something, anything.”
She flipped another page while her friend mulled that over. She knew it was only a matter of time before one or both of them were arrested. Aubrey acted like she wasn’t bothered but Stacie was starting to get a little nervous. Cynthia Rose watched her carefully from the loveseat.
“You think because of what happened to Wes or because she still wanna hit it?”
The thought made Stacie’s nose crinkle and she shook her head. “Gross but accurate on both counts. With a healthy dose of revenge since the whole thing fucked her career.” She didn’t hold Aubrey responsible for that. That woman had chosen to alert the media, had chosen to get a warrant before she had proof and had made a fool of herself. As far as Stacie was concerned that was all on Alice not Aubrey.
“So then what are you going to do? You and Aubrey gonna bounce? I hear there’s no extradition in Djibouti.”
Stacie stopped at a picture of a woman in an ornate gown with long embroidered train and sighed. It was everything she didn’t want. Her eyes flicked up to catch CR smiling innocently at her.
“You just wanted to say Djibouti didn’t you?”
The other woman was caught with a lungful of smoke and the amused snicker quickly turned into a choking wheeze. Stacie laughed and reached out to take the joint and stub it out in the ashtray while her friend doubled over expelling puffs of smoke with each wracking cough. When she was able to get herself under control she slumped back into the seat and sighed.
“Damn Stace. For real though, what are you gonna do?”
That was the question wasn’t it? She shifted on her seat and held the open magazine out to Cynthia Rose who took it and looked over the dresses she had selected. They were simple fitted sleeveless tunic style dress with full length skirt.
“For now? Plan a wedding. Keep working with my charities. I don’t know…just keep living I suppose. What about this but in coral?”
“The dress is tight but coral? Hm, I don’t know about that color.”
Stacie looked at the dress again and gave a slow agreeing nod. Maybe coral wasn’t the right color for any dress. She wasn’t seriously worried about the investigation, just mildly worried. But she was willing to put it aside for something bigger, something like her wedding. The wedding she had always wanted instead of the one she had been forced to have. It made her giddy and just a little reckless with some of her choices. Stacie held the magazine out again at another dress, a mermaid cut monstrosity with skirting full of ruffled tulle.
“Fuchsia?”
“Look Ima let you know right now that just because I look good in every color does not mean I should be forced to wear every color. And what’s this? We in the 80s all of a sudden? I’m telling you this whole thing is one bad choice away from Jersey mob chic.”
Stacie tipped sideways on the couch, one arm around her belly as she laughed. It felt fucking fantastic to release some of that underlying tension she was still feeling. Cynthia Rose stretched out with her own magazine on the loveseat. Stacie laid there for a second before sitting up right again and picking up her discarded magazine.
“Don’t let Aubrey hear you say that.”
“What? Mob chic?”
“No, Jersey.” Cynthia Rose cut her a quick look then full on giggled. Stacie bit her lip to keep from laughing as she continued to flip through pages that she dismissed almost instantly. “You’re so easy to amuse when you’re stoned.”
“You jealous?”
“Yes.” Obviously. And apparently for more than just weed. Stacie felt herself blush at the sudden rush of sensory overload that the memory of Aubrey taking her roughly on the foyer table produced. “Okay do you really think part of Esposito’s motivation is…you know. Getting back with Aubrey? Like…”
CR gave her a mild look and raised one shoulder in a shrug. “I mean. You ain’t ever heard of revenge fucking? That shit is lit.” Stacie narrowed her eyes as she processed all of that information. “And I’m not saying I checked your girl out but I got eyes. Aubrey fine as hell. So. I don’t know, you tell me. Would you still be trying to get all up in that?”
“I hate you so much right now.” Not really, not even a little. Stacie threw a pillow at the other woman but CR easily snagged it out of the air and used it to prop herself up. “Assuming you’re right, so what? Just because she might want to fuck Aubrey doesn’t mean Aubrey wants to fuck her. I have nothing to worry about.” And even saying it she knew the words were right and she had complete faith in Aubrey. That wasn’t even really a concern.
But it still bugged her.
“I know that shit bugs you.”
“It DOES bug me!” Stacie nodded her agreement and reached out for her forgotten glass of wine. “I’m not even going to lie about it. They had a thing for a year.”
“What does Aubrey say about it?”
“Nothing. That it was business and there weren’t any feelings attached.” Her best friend gave her a look and she sighed and nodded. “No I do believe her on that. Even if there had been something at one time, there isn’t now. I just don’t like the idea that this woman is out there ready to jump right back in bed with my fiancée.”
“You say that like this bitch is outside hiding in the bushes or some shit.”
The front door opened and they both leaned to the side, craning their necks to see down the hall. Ashley, CR’s girlfriend strolled in with take-out bags full of Western Wok Chinese. She smiled widely at Stacie as she placed the bags on the kitchen counter.
“Who’s outside hiding in the bushes?” The petite brunette paused to kiss Stacie on the cheek before making her way to the loveseat to settle in with Cynthia Rose. “Are you talking about those cops across the street?”
Stacie sighed and shook her head. “No that’s just Happy. Aubrey says I should have a driver so I can enjoy my time with my friends. Really I think she just wants me to have a bodyguard…”
“No, I know about Happy. She’s in the truck playing Angry Birds. There are some cops outside across the street about three houses down. They look like feds to me.”
“How you know what federal agents look like?”
Ashley shrugged and picked up a magazine to look at a few dog eared pages. “Please they all have that sad air that’s a mixture of cult worship and superiority. They tip for shit too.”
Cynthia Rose turned to look at Stacie and blinked. All she could do was raise her shoulder in a shrug and make a vague ‘I told you so’ gesture. She hadn’t actually thought there would be agents outside or following her around but apparently so. Her friend got up from the loveseat and walked out to the front of her house. Stacie followed the other woman walked to the end of the drive and looked down the street first one way then the other.
“Are they out here?”
Happy got out of the Escalade and wandered to the edge of the drive with her usual smile in place. “Looking for the feds?”
“You knew they were there?” Of course she did. Stacie knew it was a stupid question the second it fell from her lips. “How long?”
“Since we left home. I figured you knew and if you didn’t, why worry you?” It was reasonable enough of an answer and Stacie was oddly reassured by how unperturbed Happy seemed. The blonde turned toward the parked black unmarked SUV across the street and waved.
Like magic it pulled away from the curb with a screech of wheels and roared up the street to pull up alongside them facing opposite of traffic. Agent Esposito was at the wheel and she lowered her window to give them all a hard stare down.
“Hey Ali. Long time no see huh?” Happy’s amicable small talk made them all turn to stare at the woman. She didn’t seem intimidated when she waved to the other agent sitting in the passenger seat. “You guys hot out there? It looks hot. You’re a little bit sweaty.”
“Shut it, slutbag.” Happy shut up immediately, the smile never left her face but something hard and angry glittered in her eyes for a moment. Alice turned her gaze away from Happy and pinned Stacie with it. “You having fun? Enjoying your life of leisure? You know that’s all going end for you when I bring your thug girlfriend down.”
Stacie had to resist the urge to say or do something her mother would disapprove of. That would just play into their hands. “Agents Esposito and Applebaum. Of course. Don’t you have something better to do like…catch actual criminals?” A snort broke the tense silence between them and they both turned to Cynthia Rose.
“Her? Really?”
Stacie cleared her throat and held in the amused chuckle. “Let’s go back inside, you too Happy. Let these guys get back to collecting tax payer money to sit on their asses.”
Cynthia Rose laughed and started back toward the house with a backward glance at the car. Alice’s face was a contorted with rage as she watched them walk away. They were inside the house again before CR jerked her thumb back at the car outside.
“That’s who you’re bugged about? Girl please.” She dropped herself back onto the loveseat with Ashley and reached out to pick up her lighter and joint. Ashley leaned over to light a candle sitting on the end table. “Yeah she wants to hit it.”
“Who?” Ashley took the joint from Cynthia Rose with both brows raised in question. Stacie shook her head at them as she started to open up the bags of take out. She really didn’t want to answer that question because it would be an acknowledgement of something she wasn’t ready to deal with.
“That lady agent watching us. She used to go with Aubrey but shit went bad and now she’s trying to fuck with them.”
“Her? Really?”
“Right? Stacie over here trippin’ on that.”
“Oh honey…no….”
It was said in the casual way a couple discusses mutual friends and Stacie had to smile at it. Cynthia Rose had always had girls around but they had always been here one moment and gone the next. All of them as insignificant and disposable as the last and none of them at all familiar enough with CR’s likes and dislikes to order the exact right items from the exact right restaurant. None of them familiar enough with her to tease and joke. Ashley was special.
Ashley was the one for Cynthia Rose and Stacie couldn’t be happier about it. “I know! I know. It’s dumb and I’m fully aware.”
Ashley smiled and waved Stacie back to the couch with her container of orange chicken. “Okay so let’s talk about something really important. Bachelorette parties. Are we doing the basic penis slash strap on theme with party hats or are you going to really do this up? Because I have ideas if you’re interested…”
Yeah. Ashley was kind of the perfect complement to her bestie. She understood the life they all seemed to swim through and knew exactly the right thing to focus on right then. Stacie settled with her legs criss crossed and pointed her chopsticks at Ashley. “A woman with a plan. I like it. Tell me more…”
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starryace · 6 years ago
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my personal introduction to vav
so i have a few friends who’ve been wanting to get into vav but dunno where to start so... i’ll just do this lil thing. obviously there’s gonna be my own opinions so don’t take everything i say to heart but like... here we go
vav (very awesome voice -- pronounced vee-ay-vee but i say vav bc im lazy) debuted in 2015, but when they debuted they had a different lineup. zehan, xiao, and gyeoul all left to pursue other activities. ziu, lou, and ayno joined the group in 2017! the fandom is called vampz because of the groups original concept but we don’t talk about that
title tracks/mvs: *under the moonlight | *brotherhood | *no doubt | *here i am | venus (dance with me) | flower (you) | abc (middle of the night) | she’s mine | spotlight | gorgeous | give it to me | senorita | **so in love | **thrilla killa | **i’m sorry | give me more
* = pre-line up switch! | ** = without jacob (due to his participation in a chinese program)
more about the members under the cut!
st van (lee geumhyuk)
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note: during updating i ended up having to redo this entire section bc my computer deleted it all... sigh.
everyone’s dad
kinda gives off party vibes, like a cool club dad, you know?
super duper soft :(( he laughs at everything and he loves gentle things and he may be the oldest but he’s babie
gets really embarrassed really easily and blushes and laughs it off
oh! he also laughs with like... his entire body ekhrbgj
tattoos! on his shoulder and right arm
full sleeve completed
self composed the track “im sorry” off of the thrilla killa album
he lived in china for 13+ years and can speak fluent (if not, almost fluent) chinese
he’s super good cook and he wanted to be a chef before becoming an idol
loves jacob :(( with all his heart
weird but he can drink a lot of water really quickly, that’s his special talent
got a dog with the group! her name is cash and she’s super cute
im sure there’s more but i got mad after my computer deleted everything so i’ll get back to updating this part when things dawn on me
baron (choi chunghyeop)
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dancer extraordinaire! he actually used to be in a dance team before vav
smiley boy ;;;; literally he has the prettiest smile and the nicest teeth
he can play the piano and a lil guitar im p sure!
he’s honestly a lil shit but we love him anyway
he’s very mom like, and loves taking care of the members, but i spy with my lil eye someone a lil more mom-like but that comes later
he choreographed a cover of shape of you!
unfortunately, his mom passed away early this year (may she rest in peace).
his nickname is baby prince (from his mom) and it was because of his mom that he was able to become and idol
baron singing??? yes,,, yeS!! his voice is godsent istg
he loves loves loves music and dance
wont shut up about millennium dance studio
was the pizza delivery boy in minx’s why did you come to my home
has a very intensive skin care routine
he!! loves!! food!! constantly nomming
ace (jang wooyoung)
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remember how i said how i thought there was someone more mom like? meet ace.
literally babies everyone
eSPECIALLY ayno + ziu (sometimes lou, when lou will let him)
sassy, diva, can also be a lil shit -- esp with baron... 92 line is just lil shit line
lil fucking tease, too--
he has an oral fixation-- licks his lips a lot no bueno for me
teal hair? god tier. senorita? also god tier. everything about him? god tier.
plays the guitar... see senorita
“you’re doing wonderful sweetie” but like... a living version of that
abs... abs for days..........
works out with jacob
dimples!! but it’s more prominent on the right cheek.
god he’s??? literally ethereal. like i can’t put into words how pretty he is
he ;;;; has the purest, most sweetest heart
they need to start letting ace have more lines bc omg his voice ;;;;;
really good with kids ;;;;; they love him
he’s a BIG flirt, it’s like when he opens his mouth the only thing he thinks to do is say “i love you” or “you’re mine” or smthn
Prince Wooyoung™
ayno (noh yoonho)
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was on no.mercy -- still kinda keeps in contact with monsta x now (hims was lil babie minhyuk)
yknow how baron is dancer? so is ayno -- aYNO IS GOD TIER DANCER ok he ;;;;; ugh he’s literally so talented
he raps too! also god tier
hims a soundcloud rapper -- dropped zero coke (mixtape) and god that boy is talented
self composed their song touch you (aka one of my fave vav songs)
ace’s baby... really, he’s vav’s baby, but still
fake maknae to the max. it still baffles me that he’s older than the others ima list
hims also pretty shy, but it’s real cute ;;;;
lou has such a big fat crush on him and he’s always embarrassed by it
he zones out a lot and is very mellow & quiet until something inside him switches and then he’s like BAM loud and crackhead
ziu.... brings out... the crackhead in him lbr
former happyface ent trainee w/ ziu
puppy!
also really good with kids!! prolly bc he is a big kid himself erhbjeg
often writes his own raps for songs
jacob (zhang peng)
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resting bitch face to the max
800% done with everyone’s shit
chinese member!
he was performing in a chinese show called all for one -- his team got eliminated (sad) but that means he’ll be returning to the group (happy!)
that’s why he wasn’t in so in love/thrilla killa/im sorry
hims loves his st van
he also eats... a lot.
ok but like... he works out with ace, right? boy has such chiseled and nicely defined abs, it pains me
he’s a happy lil sunshine boy
savage as fuck
his smile literally adds 5 years to your lifespan
all of the members miss him so much ;;;; its honestly super wholesome and every once in a while they’ll be like “omg cobi would love this” or “jacob....... we miss you”
but then you have shithead lou being like “i mean... its nice having the room to myself” wrehbjehg
he dance too! idk what type of dancing it is but he does it!!!
he was in the chinese movie “the dreamer on the catwalk”
BRING HIM BACK ATEAM PLS I MISS HIMS
HE HAS RETURNED AND HE’S STRONGER THAN EVER
lou (kim hosung)
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my #1, my one and only, my precious sweetheart
tall as fUCK
has a deep ass motherfucking voice
grew up in georgia as a kid (can speak fluent english) and then the philippines when he was a teen!
kinda the more quiet & reserved member
but dont let that fool you......
he too is a lil shit
AND A CHAOTIC GAY -- ziu bothers him a lot but he has a big ol’ crush on ayno and he never shuts up about how pretty he is and how much he loves him
he can be a grouchy lil bitch too tho hkerbjeg
in this interview baron and st van were being cute and he’s just in the corner like “youuuu shouuuld daaaate” -- gay. in the same interview thats one instance where he wouldn’t shut up about ayno
hims a rapper too!! he often writes his own raps for songs (much like ayno)
his own mixtape (goodnight) literally is so nice i listen to it all the time
he has a vlive thing he does called lou-dio and it’s real cute
big ears = the cutest thing ever ehkrbgjeh
he collects a bunch of stuff!! like pop figures and toys, like souvenirs from everywhere they go
he was in the youtube webdrama “lemon car video” (eps 1, 3, 7, and 8)
his stage name is lou (pronounced “low” but i refuse to say that) because his voice is so low
ziu (park heejun)
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chaotic. just chaotic. chaotic gay, chaotic maknae, chaotic man.
he’s the real maknae tho... doesn’t look it, huh?
manly af
literally so charismatic and funny as hell
wants kisses + love + attention from everyone
goes in for a kiss -- everyone else usually backs away but he’s always disappointed that no one gives into him
kisses kisses kisses
did i mention kisses?
he makes a lot of random ass noises all the time
screm... lots of screm. like you know opossums?? think that kinda screm.
his vocals ;;;;; his singing voice is so, so nice ;;; i adore it.
his room is dirty af i could NEVER
he does some really questionable things sometimes... see here.
like i said, i cannot express this enough... he’s so charismatic. so charming. so handsome.
also!! super hyper fluff ball. hims cute.
aegyo up the wazoo too
former happyface ent trainee with ayno
was in the fri.sat.sun teasers by dalshabet
can get p loud & annoying but that doesnt change how much we love him
idk if any of that made sense... but there you go! there’s so much more to vav and everything they do and who they are, so i hope this just kinda gets more people to look into them? it’s a stepping stone, not everything possible to learn.
+ keep in mind, a lot of this stuff comes from both kprofiles, what i’ve seen in videos, and my own personal opinions & inputs. so... yeah. don’t use what i say as truth/fact unless you see stuff to back it up (or you adopt it as your own opinion idk).
thank you for taking your time to read this!!
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bre95611 · 5 years ago
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Just got home from work! Liveblogging this bitch.
Ima do this shit all in one thread tonight. I’m so excited. I haven’t seen anything on tumblr yet, managed to stay away from all spoilers since I’m just a little behind. Here we go!
KAIA!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOTHERFUCKIN DREAM HUNTER
I’m so glad they’re finally tying up the Wayward loose ends. Hopefully
EARTH2????!?!?!?!
was that fuckin louden swain?
Chuck sure did go back to earth 2, huh? There’s that Dean obsession
“It’s MONOLOGUE TIME” I’m DEAD
DESTIEL MOMENT??? Jesus. Chuck, I’m done with you.
Also, is this implying that the very first version of earth was the one that we are watching?
Oh FUCK is he destroying everything else?
FAILED SPINOFFS HE SAYS. IN THE EPISODE WEHERE WE ARE WRAPPING UP THE LOOSE ENDS OF THE FAILED SPINOFF???
FUck I love JODY
Oh SHIt
COPARENTING SUMMIT
AHHHH JACK LOOKING AT THE INITIALS
Man, he mightnot have a soul, but he VERY OBVIOUSLY is still beating himself up over Mary
Man, the Malak box thing though, she was right. The only for Michael to get out of his head, was for Dean to try and do that, and then Sam and Cas make him realize that wasn’t an option anymore.
I don’t like Jack lying to Papa Sam
Sammy dont CRY
AHHHHHHH DESTIEL TALK
Took him from “us” huh?
aAHHHH THEY’RE SOFUCKING CUTE
Cas’s little baby smile every time he looks at Dean. UGH
WHERES CAS
silly question. i’m sure he is getting in some father/son time
God I forgot how awesome Dark!Kaia is
KAIA IS ALIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
DREAMHUNTER REUNION??? MAYBE???? PLEASE??
LOLOLOLOLOLO CAS PLAYING FUCKING CONNECT 4 AND LOSING????
wait is that seriously the first time jody and cas have met? now all i can think of is jody hearing all the things about him from dean, and dean talking to cas about jody and being like “I’d’ like you to meet her one day, babe”
SoOooooo Dean is wearing green, his good color. Bud jody is wearing red AND green. hmmm
CAS! checking up on his daughterabout her lost gf.
ughughughn;skdfjgnljkgf
GOd the look on Cas’s face there with the “never recover” line. ugh. He’s thinkging about DEAN YOU GUYS
HES DOING IT!!!!!!
HAHH Dean’s reaction to “winchester dumb” was lovely
Jack’s hair has been looking more and more like Dean’s lately.
BADASS Jack
Sam is just like “did that really just happen???”
BORROW YOUR ANGEL?? I don’t like that
God I love thelittle ways they are showing how much better Dean and CAs are
CAS DOESN”T WANT CLAIrE TO LOSE MOM V2
Cas just seems sooooooo much better. happier, lighter
WAit. Is he still losing his mojo?
Man, Dean seems so much better too! UGH warms my heart
Fucking resurrecting the gays, instead of burying them, huh?
WILL CLAIRE BE THERE??????? AHHHHHHH
MUHFUCKIN BILLIE
God she is so delightfully dramatic
Man....good episode.....but WEAK ending...
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thefandom-casserole · 3 years ago
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Cause I’m really bored ima just answer these all lol-
1.) What’s your sexuality?
I’m abroromantic (asexual) and Aroflux
2.) Favorite makeup products?
I don’t really use makeup honestly, I’m really bad at that type of thing so I don’t really use any
3.) If you could be anything or anyone, what would you be?
Alex Fierro from Magnus Chase
4.) What month were you born in?
October!!
5.) Do you like to snuggle?
I guess it depends on who, and how I feel that day lol
6.) Describe your pajamas
Right now or most of the time? No matter. It’s normally a random cotton shirt and shorts. Today it’s gray shorts and a ty-dyed cotton shirt
7.) Favorite stationary product?
Ahhh brain fart here- Stationary means writing right?? A mechanical pencil. I hate pens….
8.) Most worn article of clothing?
This purple Canada sweatshirt that I absolutely adore. I’m sad cause it’s almost too small for me….
9.) Best friend?
Uhhh. Do you want their names?? I’m not gonna expose their privacy like that sorry. (I have 4)
10.) Do you like K-Pop?
I don’t think I’ve really listened to K-Pop before-
11.) Favorite pastel color?
The green pastels!!
12.) Most attractive features on a persons face?
Uh I’m not sure. I think everyone’s faces are awesome and adorable so ig it depends on the person!!
13.) Autumn or spring?
Autumn autumn auuutumn~
14.) Favorite snack?
Cheese-Itz
15.) How much sleep do you get?
Not enough /:
16.) Do you own a journal?
Yes. Multiple.
17.) Are you a good cook?
Sometimes. I’m a better baker.
18.) Favorite term of endearment?
Hm. Sweetie I guess. Though it might depend on who I’m talking to or who’s talking to me.
19.) Descrive one of your favorite dreams
It’s not my favorite but a recurring one I’ve had is where my Mema and my Grandna are watching me and my brother and my sister. (My Grandmas a bitch btw and my Memas one of the kindest people to grace the Earth) my Mema ends up killing all of us in the end cause she was a Fae princess. A very odd dream that I don’t remember most of but I remember the ✨vibe✨
20.) Who was your first crush?
I’d say the only person I’d count as a ‘crush’ would be one of my best friends. I don’t like xem anymore but xey were my first crush.
21.) Favorite children’s book?
Hm. Angelina Ballerina I loved. I also really liked the Llamma Llamma books. My mom also used to read me this book called ‘I Love You So’ so I really like that one too!!
22.) Do you have a skincare routine?
I don’t think so…. I wash my face every time I take a shower
23.) Favorite Studio Ghibi movie?
Don’t kill me but I haven’t watched one before
24.) Did you ever have an imaginary friend?
Not really. I’d pretend all my stuffed animals had personality’s and would play with them (yes I still do shut up)
25.) Favorute fruit?
Bananas or strawberry’s!!
26.) Have you ever kissed a friend?
Nope! I’ve never kissed anyone in a romantic or sexual or anything like that way.
27.) Do you read before bed?
I try not to because then I stay up way too late going “one more chapter” “if I don’t read to the rest of this chapter I’ll die” blah blah blah
28.) Favorite scent?
Either caramel and apples or apples and cinnamon!!
29.) What distant relatives are you closest to?
My Uncle on my moms side and my Mema on my moms side.
30.) Favorite actress or actor?
I don’t have one.
31.) Do you have any pets?
On my dads side yes, one my moms kinda. We have chickens but they’re my brothers. Then at dads we have a dig, a bunny, and our grandparents dog (we live with them with him) and yeah
32.) If you own any dresses what are your favorite?
I don’t own any dresses I don’t think. But I do have some skirts. (It’s blue with a flower pattern)
33.) Sanario or San-X characters?
I have no clue what this is-
34.) Favorite frozen yogurt flavor?
Where we live there’s this place called Sweet Frog toad and I really like the cake batter and the strawberry together.
35.) Do films ever make you cry?
Not most of them. Squid Games made me cry but that’s the first in a very long time. Though once I did cry at school because they showed a video where the polar bear killed the walrus basically just to taunt me. Some of the kids stood up for me and it was kinda sweet :]
36.) Favorite poet?
They’re not an actually poet (they’ve never published anything) but he’s my good friend and his poems are amazing (no name cause privacy~ )
37.) How many stuffed animals do you own?
Waaaaay too many lol. I think I have 15 walrus ones alone-
38.) What flower do you find the most beautiful?
Sunflowers!!
39.) Favorite mug/cup?
Whatever one I grab when it’s cold and I want hot coacoa lol
40.) What are your pronouns?
Any except for it/its!! (There’s nothing wrong with those pronouns they’re just not for me!)
soft asks:
cherry - what is your sexuality?
lollipop - favorite makeup products?
daydreams - if you could be anything or anyone, who would you be?
october - what month were you born in?
caress - do you like to snuggle?
ivory - describe your pajamas?
golden - favorite stationary product?
freckles - most-worn article of clothing?
twilight - best friend?
silk - do you like k-pop?
poppy - favorite pastel color?
dimples - most attractive features of a person’s face?
sunkissed - autumn or spring?
buttery - favorite snack?
whisper - how much sleep do you get?
pencil - do you own a journal?
cupcake - are you a good cook?
honey - favorite term of endearment?
clouds - describe one of your favorite dreams?
velvet - who was your first crush?
paper - favorite children’s book?
peaches - do you have a skincare routine?
mochi - favorite studio ghibli film?
backyard - did you ever have an imaginary friend?
strawberry - favorite fruit?
kiss - have you ever kissed a friend?,
nightlight - do you read before bed?
shampoo - favorite scent?
skin - what distant relative are you closest to?
aphrodite - favorite actress/actor?
cuddles - do you have any pets?
lace - if you own any dresses, which is your favorite?
sheets - sanrio or san-x characters?
cream - frozen yogurt flavor?
watermelon - do films ever make you cry?
sapphos - favorite poet?
plush - how many stuffed animals do you still own?
roses - what flower do you find most beautiful?
sweetheart - favorite mug/cup?
sunset - what are your pronouns?
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hellagayweird0 · 6 years ago
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Jay’s Season 14 Episode Chat
Episode 5
Enjoy my random thoughts!
~ Excuse me, what is this girl doing alone?  I love her but WHY IS THERE NO ADULT WITH HER SHE’S SMALL AND FRAGILE
~  Oooooooklahoma, where this girl just runs off on her ooooown
~  I love a nice field trip to a graveyard, someone is coming for Ms. Frizzle’s career 
~ Vlogging hunters, I LOVE THIS.  Also me if I was a hunter 😂
~ I think I’m in love with Maggie.  Can we get some nice JayxMaggie fics please? 😂
~ MAGGIE MY WIFE NOOOO!  Excuse me, whoever just dared to put their hands on her, DON’T HURT HER OR I SWEAR-
~ TEACHER SAM UM YES PLEASE
~ Fuuuuuuuuck he looks good
~ Sam: “Let’s get to work.”  Me: *breaks out into song* “LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS-”
~ SAM’S LITTLE CUP I’M CRYING 😂 Is it just him being a giant of a human or is that cup tiny I NEED ANSWERS
~ Sam with a whistle GIMME
~ Sam creating hunter check-ins is giving me LIFE.  HE’S. A. SMART. BEAN.
~ Hey Dean sass, ima need you to tone yourself down
~ CAS AND JACK ARE ON A NICE FATHER/SON HUNTING TRIP TOGETHER THIS IS WHAT THE SHOW NEEDS AND I SUPPORT IT 100%
~ Sam tippity tappin’ away (have I mentioned I love this man?)
~ Dean’s reaction to this guy in the cemetery is a mood
~ I loooove this guy meeting them at the house 😂
~ OK BOBBY AND MARY I SEE YOU LOOKIN’ LIKE MICHAEL AND CAS, WHAT CHA TRYING TO SAY, HUH?  WRITERS, ANYONE?  ANSWERS?
~ BOBBY SASS YES WE NEED THIS
~ Bobby said idjits I REPEAT BOBBY SAID IDJITS
~ Ok but Maggie shouldn’t have been out there alone in the first place, just saying
~ Jared has forever made “Milk Run” funny (he said stuff at a con) and I can’t stop giggling at Bobby’s line
~ Woah woah, Bobby, I’m gonna need you to stop yelling at my Sammy or I will somehow throw you back into the AU myself
~ Bobby: “She wasn’t ready!”  My mind:
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~ “A real leader would’ve seen that a mile away.” THE FUCK BOBBY??  HOW DARE YOU?  SAM IS A REAL LEADER, HE’S DOING HIS BEST, AND HE’S DOING AN AMAZING JOB.  YES OF COURSE MAGGIE SHOULD’VE NEVER BEEN ON HER OWN, BUT DON’T BLAME SAM FOR HER GETTING TAKEN BY THE MONSTER.  AND DON’T SAY HE ISN’T A REAL LEADER.  (I actually got so mad at this part 😂 no one says stuff like that to my boy and gets away with it)
~ YES MARY, THANK YOU!!  LISTEN TO MAMA WINCHESTER!
~ No Sammy, Bobby isn’t right, this isn’t your fault, DON’T PUT YOURSELF DOWN
~ I mean, I agree Mary, BUT, he was honestly born to be hooked on demon blood and use his powers (you know, THE ONES THE SHOW JUST CASUALLY FORGETS) for not so great things BUT OK 😂
~ Welcome to the show/family, no one wants to talk about anything
~ OH HI JOHN NICE FOR THEM TO MENTION YOU 😂 (i still don’t like you a ton but hello)
~ MARY NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOU TO “PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE”, FOCUS ON MICHAEL AND THE OTHER EVILS OF THE WORLD BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT
~ I LOVE MARY AND SAM BONDING MOMENTS, CAN WE HAVE MORE IN FUTURE EPISODES PLEASE AND THANK YOU
~ “You think I was too hard on your brother back there.”  Me: 
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~ I need a scene where Dean goes off on Bobby for yelling at his baby brother, ANYONE ELSE WITH ME?
~ Dean, so help me, if you insult the Sammy beard ONE MORE TIME
~ Aw Sam respecting his mother and what she wants LOOK AT HIM BEING AN ADORABLE BABY
~ Creepy abandoned shed, great
~ BOBBY WTF DON’T RUN OFF ON YOUR OWN HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING??
~ I love when monsters turn into chalk dust
~ “What are you doing in my house?” WHY WASN’T THAT THE FIRST QUESTION OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?
~ How tf did you get cleaned up so quickly and easily, Dean 😂
~ Oh sweetie, anything (besides Destiel apparently *COUGH*) is possible in this universe
~ “I’m not really up for a heart-to-heart.” It’s ok, Dean never is either 
~ This girl 😂 “I don’t want to talk about what’s going on.....but here’s the entire story-”
~ I’M SO PROUD OF DEAN BEING A GREAT LISTENER AND GIVING ADVICE
~ Dean: *gives this speech about letting the past go and stuff*  Girl: “Is that what you do?”  Me: “NO HE BOTTLES UP HIS FEELINGS AND REFUSES TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING GOING ON-”
~ Ok wait I’m sorry, was Sam just waiting for them to finish talking so he could walk down the hall? 😂 What took him so long?
~ What kind of flashlight has an on/off switch on the bottom?
~ Yay, my husband found my wife 😂
~ SAM YOU GOT THE CHALK DUST TOO
~ Aw no Maggie this isn’t your fault at all, don’t blame yourself
~ WHAT ARE YOU DOING BOBBY
~ I love when AU!Bobby has a kid
~ Oh that’s a lil bit of a stab
~ MARY TO THE RESCUE
~ FFS, WHY DOES NO ONE BACK UP WHEN SOMEONE IS WALKING TOWARDS THEM?  IF THEY DID, THEY WOULDN’T GET HIT.  THESE CHARACTERS HAVE LEARNED NOTHING 😂
~ Close your everything, he’s gonna turn into cha- and there he goes
~ Dean, you motherfucker, you could’ve used any line to get her out of the room, AND YOU CHOSE “Could you go make me a sandwich?” YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE MOST SEXIST LINES OUT THERE 😂 Writers, wtf??
~ YES QUEEN, GET THAT SASS
~ Wait a second, if the djinn is taking blood from this guy, wouldn’t people notice the bags filling up instead of going down??  AM I THE ONLY ONE THINKING ABOUT THIS? 😂
~ Oh Michael, you little fu-
~ Aww Maggie *hugs*
~ WTF HAPPENED WITH THE DJINN, WHY DID HE FREAK OUT WHEN HE WAS DOING HIS THING TO DEAN, WHY DID DEAN GET A BURST OF ENERGY AND BEAT THIS GUY SUDDENLY?  I’M TELLING YOU, MICHAEL ISN’T GONE
~ Ok, so we know now that Michael set up traps for everyone.  AWESOME
~ AW THEY’RE ALL SO HAPPY TO SEE MAGGIE, I’M SCREAMING, I LOVE THIS
~ YES DEAN GIVE YOUR BROTHER THE PRAISE HE DESERVES
~ I’m still mad at Bobby for yelling at Sam, but I want to hug him right now.  I feel so bad for him
~ SHE DID LEARN FROM THE BEST, YES
~ I almost had a heart attack at “Boys, we need to talk.” I THOUGHT THERE WAS GONNA BE A FULL ON RELATIONSHIP CONFESSION
~ DONNA YAY HI MOM, also of course she has a garden gnome 😂 I love her so much
~ THANK YOU FOR TALKING WITH SAM, BOBBY
~ Sam’s lil smile *collapses*
~ MARY STEPPING BACK INTO THAT MOM ROLE IS SO NICE AND I APPRECIATE TF OUT OF THIS
~ GARTH I MISS YOU MY SWEET BOY
~ Lol yes buddy system, I support this 😂
~ WHO WAS SAM CALLING
~”Traps for hunters.  Friggin’ awesome.” My thoughts exactly
~ “From what I- from what we- ....from what he did.” THAT LINE RIGHT THERE IS SO IMPORTANT!  Dean is finally accepting that what Michael (not Dean, not Michael AND Dean, but just Michael) did wasn’t him and he isn’t to blame at all.  This was a needed line, and I appreciate the writers for putting that in.  It means SO MUCH
~ Dean can’t get a fuckin’ break, poor baby.  CAN WE GIVE DEAN A WELL DESERVED BREAK?
~ Yeah, let’s beat this son of a bitch (even though I actually really like Michael 😂)
Alright, well, that’s the episode chat!  I really liked this episode a ton.  I miss Cas and Jack, but they’re off together, so that’s nice.  WE GET CHARLIE NEXT EPISODE, WHICH I’M SO EXCITED FOR!  I’ve missed my AU wife.  I hope we get Rowena back soon.  Ketch too (I guess 😂)
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