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Y'all my girlfriend. She's so warm and nice and comfortable. And good at talking (she has such amazing things to say you have no idea 馃ズ). And kissing. And cuddling. And just doing things in general. And I just love getting to be with and around her, I can never wait to see her again, and I'm so friggin' happy she even just exists.
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I'm gonna be so good at dilating once I get bottom surgery. I'm putting in hours practicing with these dildos and no way is my pussy gonna be anywhere near as difficult to work with as this booty
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Girl I was seeing a while back hit me with the 'you wanna hang out and catch up sometime?' and I said 'sure that sounds great! This is when I'm free!' cuz she was nice and chill and I do be down to hang with nice n chill people.
Anyways this lesbian is driving me down to Seattle for the day to see the Studio Laika exhibit and idk if that's a date but it sure is more than just catching up
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Oh gosh oh hecc oh goodness. They asked me to be their girlfriend and now they're talking about getting me Christmas presents. Y'all what the heck do I do!?!
#aaaaa#avalondatez#its not that theyre not cool its just idk if the feelings are that strong#or if we have compatible girlfriend definitions#which is fine#i just need to talk to them about it#but aaaaaa#i wasnt expexting this#i have to get them a present now to be not rood and i dont know what to get oh no
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Okay so I went on a date recently and idk if what happened was transmisogynistic but it was... Definitely weird.
So I met this enby at a party, made out with her, got their number, and planned a date. The whole nine yards. All's so far so good. And I ask it, as I ask pretty much everybody I'm comfortable with (which I am in this case cuz we already met and she seems alright), if it wants me to pick them up. And they seem surprised at this cuz they live out of the way a little bit, but I'm okay with that and I plan to drive her.
Apparently this, combined with the fact that I paid for popcorn and a soda for her at the theatre meant I was assertive and therefore had 'dommy mommy vibes.' Apparently no one else has ever offered to drive it means i'm definite top in their eyes.
And that's weird, right? Like, I'm doing 'the guy things' that I was trained to do from birth (and that I genuinely enjoy doing most of the time, mind you) and it's expected that that equals assertive equals dominant equals down to top.
I don't even dislike topping, practically or conceptually. I'd like to do it more, in fact. But not when people assume that I want to based off arbitrary features that line up in their head to say 'this person is something along the lines of a man.'
#its not even that i know this is what theyre thinking#it just very much feels this way based of interactions with them and other people i've gone on bad dates with#the pattern of assuming that trans women are down to be the dommy mommy hung monster tops of your porno dreams is disasterously prevalent#and its mostly cis people that do it but trans people buy into it too#and its frustrating every. single. time.#like i like getting topped too but im not gonna assume that someone wants to top me until they say 'i wanna top you' smh#there is no shortage of such women either#like jezuz crisp just be patient with dating and trans women and stop trying to force people into your weird little bubble#cuz im here to fucking burst it#avalondatez#the void#transgender#nonbinary#i guess#lesbian#?#transmisogyny#idk#i cant even tell if this is transmisogyny its just a really weird pattern that im tired of#dating#transfem#at least the movie we saw was good
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I am absolutely destroying it lately. Like. Work is evil but I'm just leaving that hellhole behind and fucking it up everywhere like God damn
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Lonely Avalon really was a crazy bitch. Like damn when I get heartbroken I can just go on dates with three different people in a day and be completely chill with each one. The levels compartmentalization and congeniality I achieve are hitherto unknown to you sane bitches.
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Me, finishing making out with a girl: you wanna go watch a dumb TV show?
Her: yeah but first let me take out my butt plug I'm not used to wearing it
Me: :O
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They have so many bitches in their DMs but only one of them is actually a girl. The rest are all feral dog boys and they won't stop begging for the bone.
#this is not a joke#this is actually a thing someone said to me last night#apparently im the only girl theyve properly talked to in over a year#the rest are all dog boys#jezuz#avalondatez
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I let them hit cuz they're a life ruiner and my pussy is filled with devious curiosity (she wants to know what could possibly be worse than this even tho' things really aren't that bad).
#the void#this is a joke for me and no one else#i just need the dipshit thot out there#avalondatez#i guess?
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Bitches will be like 'he rocked my world' and then you'll meet them and they're not even some guy they're just a copy of your dad that got cloned over so many times they lost part of the schema and became nonbinary but retained the dad clothes.
#yes this is about a specific bitch and a specific bean#there is a story#there is always a story#avalondatez#i guess#nonbinary#enby#dads#daddies?#idk#uncertain as of now
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My friend has a magic skill where she goes on dates with people and they want to fuck her immediately and I need to be taught this power asap. I need to find people willing to destroy me at the drop of a hat before I implode.
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The date was God awful. They spent four hours bragging about how great the orgies they planned were, and talking about how great their girlfriend is and how they proposed on a second date, and the way they lost their virginity on the first date, and how they're a CIS WOMAN AND ISNT THAT CRAZY. And they said some weird things about trans mascs I wasnt a fan of. So now I'm hanging with my friends who live near the bar I was at, and apparently one of them went on a date with the same bitch and they were WORSE?!?!
Apparently they complained about trans mascs having beards and being chubby and like... Those are two of the best things about trans mascs like ????? Babe you are missing out.
Whoops! I went on Grindr for hookups and landed an actual date again. Weeeeeeeeee
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